You know the drill

lol it looks nothing like your penis, it looks like you put a knaki inside your pants and made it stick it out your jeans hole

lmao shit guys if your more interested my cock i'll post some dick pics

Someone give me shit to say already

where the fuck is all the Cred Forums tards today...

If you show me your tits I will shove a pencil down my dickhole

Next please

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Quick guys come on!! Your being slower than a down-syndrome kid

Help get me hard first so I can

I am a faggot please rape my face

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gotta get hard first. help me out?

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Have you ever tongue fucked a dick ?

my dick is only an inch and a half long flaccid. im telling you, it really needs to be hard first.

But it would cause more pain if I shoved it in while hard then got soft. So show me your tits so I could lose my stuffy to those floppy curtains you call tits

Send dick pick with her name written on it

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I know you wanna give me that pussy

Do it

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I've never talked to a girl this long before.

My dick is banana's b a n a n a s

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Stop beeing a fag and put a fucking pencil in your dick, you will get tits

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You show me one tit, I shove the pencil, you show both tit

I didn't mean any of that. I don't want to disrespect you. But im playing a game with some of my friends online. The friends from big scary Cred Forums which I look at chicks with dicks and furry porn with. Anyway the game is that I post a screenshot of our chat and my fellow Cred Forumstards decide what I say next by Rolling dubs. I then post a screenshot of your response and the process continues. Many of my friends like to use this game to either humiliate the chatter or get them laid or nudes which would then be shared with the entire thread and saved by my fellow creepy friends. You are just our play thing. This is also not me but I love you.

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no

Wait..... You can't send pics on tinder

if words could kill i'd sentence you to death

what about in my ass?

Roll

Then stop being a pussy and shove a pencil up your dick hole.

This thread is shitty as poo.

roll

Man I could of fucked her, she hot.. make it worth it b

Roll

I'll say this one then

We r 9gag
Forgive and forget
Expecto patronus

She's not that hot. It's mostly makeup.

Well when she's gagging on my cock she'll be hot

seconded

Take pics for Cred Forums if you suckseed.o r she sucksyourseed.

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Let's get married and have ugly children.

We r anonymouse
No forgive no forget
Expecto patronus
LOL XD

but are you entertained ;)

Roll

how can i turn you on?
(send)
please?
(send)

I once fought a bear

this is probably your only chance

Do this she may keep talking for a while atleast

Reroll
XD

Roll

Dont talk to me you rancid swine

Rolly polly

Roll

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, why the fuck are men trying to get with you?

RERLOL

What now tards

abuse and humiliate my gf by looking at her pics, kik- dannybrown_321

5474745 is a palindrome, so it's probably better than trips. So I'm Rolling this one.

Do this

do it OP

ok how do i turn you on? im new to the whole 'girl' thing

Let's get married and have ugly children.

Reroll

Chek'd

Well i can just give you the 'ol lickaroo?
;3

Man, Cred Forums is retarded. Girl clearly doesn't give a shit and won't. No matter what you say.

Lol this one

Roll

Leggo

Check em

69 chek'd

Pro tip turn off auto correct

Chek'd and kek'd

Please respond.

Put the ";3" as well followed by "pls respond"

Add this op

Lmao okay

I'll wait

Bruh!
"Omg, I'm so sorry, My friend got my phone. I'm really annoyed that he would say all of that to such a cute girl. He's a bit weird, but that's why I love him. I'm really sorry and I think you're really cute, can we start over? Please?"
Then walk away from Cred Forums and fuck her.

" -licks- yummy! "

Fine then dont respond. Never talk to me anymore you rancid swine

He'd just creep the fuck out of her with this shit. Stfu beta faggot

You haven't had many women have you? Or friends in general

No matter her reply post this

*A Wild gentleman appears*
Hi Carly XD *adjusts tie*
I'm Jimmy *wipes sweat off forehead*

And the first part didn't? Yes, i am a beta faggot but I don't want to see people fuck up golden opportunities.

Stfu delta faggot

KEK

Classic, back to basics.

OP your my hero. I wish I had the balls you do to match that big juicy cack.

it's fucked op, new girl

I need to wait an hour, :(

Tell her your a bored rich prick who wants to make it rain on her.

Wait for reply

With nickels bitch.

Its already been ruined?

I'll do more later, try keep this thread alive!!!

Look at this bitches tits tho!!! Lmao they take up two different postcodes!!

Tinder plus or gay

carly? (´･ω･`)

Mah I'll suck cock then..

Don't want to spend money on this shit

With all that makeup you know it's a fucking wreck. Would not fuck.

Paying for tinder, top kek a roo.

> betafag trying to be choosey

THIS IS MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!

Post nudes then faggot

I mean her tits are like wreaking balls, I'd fuck anything but if it puts me in danger id pass to..

50 keks

lol

DUBs for proof

NUUUUUUU NUUUUUU!

OK Virgin fucking cuck boy willing to fuck an fugly woman with shit tits and caked on make up. Have standards.

Rolling for trips

Have standards or have sex hummm

Kekkle

Winrar

win

win maybe

How about we write an article about harrassment of women online?

quads??

77777

7777

> betafag calling a woman fugly

77777 com

77777t5

FUCK TWO OFF :(

BUT QUADDS

White Knight cuck

Just 30 more minutes to we get a new victim.

Get your lines ready!

DON'T LET THE THREAD DIE!!!

I WILL CONTINUE

Alright, first off who even asked for your fucking reply? I didn't, so why the fuck would you even post that stupid shit, do you not think before you act like a complete fucking idiot on the internet? Are you actually this stupid? Pfft, if it weren't for my morals and humanity I would break you down like noone ever has you weak piece of garbage. Do NOT make me repeat this to you. I never want to see you reply with this shit ever again. Fuck you

Defender of the dicks

I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.

But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?

In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.

Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.

Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again

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*tips fedora and flashes katana*

But can it float?

CAN ANYONE HERE SPEAK FUCKING PORTUGUESE?????

I can google translate

ENTÃO VAI TOMAR NO CU

HUEHEHUEHHUEHEUEHEUHEUEHUE

Go go gadget masturbate

You ever see whale wars

Ok Cred Forums it's on again

How about you post this after she says hi back for fucks sake.

OP is a faggot.
> Confirmed

If ya'll gonna be so mean how about we all stop playing!

OK. Go fuck yourself as well.

>Rip fam

→

Famalamadingdong.

:(

Yeah I am also dissapoint