Hey Cred Forums, I'm considering suicide, is there any good methods and is there anything I should do before I end my life? Such as delete online accounts, final goodbyes etc.
Hey Cred Forums, I'm considering suicide...
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Stream it
You should shoot something up and go down in a hail of gunfire to stir the pot up. May I suggest a black lives matter rally?
make something epic
Nah, if I fuck it up I'll be a laughing stock like that dude who had his house on fire
Ask ur FB crush if she wants to fuck you or not and post it. that would be interesting imo
A gun/ pills.
No not really no need to publically announce it. If you want to stream it/record it then ask someone to post it then go ahead
Guns are non-existant in my country
To go painlessly and cheap, get a tank of helium, mask and tubes and go to sleep forever. Sell everything you can to buy it.
Pills
Worth a shot, I could tell she wanted to suck me off but I was too depressed at the time to do anything and she abandoned me, one of the many causes of my depression
Do you hate anyone? Maybe you can kill them that would be fun right?
Ow man you shoudl't be depressed over a grill, every grill is a bitch thats life rule number 1
It's not the only reason why I hate myself, it's not even one of the biggest contributing factors to my self hatred
I despise some people, it would be hard to reach them but it would be worth it
you'll get in hell
A lot better than this place then
Don't do it. Get help.
post credit cards
post social security
find bridge
do a flip,
faggot
You should stop making these attention whoring threads and quit being such a faggot.
I have this saved to stickynotes just for guys like you.
Shallow water blackout. You hyperventilate for a minute or two, then submerge yourself under water and hold your breath as long as you can.
You will pass out and drown before you feel the urge to breathe. Hyperventilation does not increase your blood oxygen saturation, but it unnaturally decreases the amount of carbon dioxide in your blood. And your body triggers the urge to breathe based on carbon dioxide in your blood.
Roll
Roll both, stream shouting in a school
>find a bridge
>do a flip faggot
And why should I get help?
I'll do more than flips
I'll quit being a faggot when I'm dead at least
Thank you
Before I die, I want my name to be remembered even after a thousand years have passed since I died. So do something to be remembered before u kill yo self.
there's a board called /adv/ - Advice OP
u first friendo
Ok I'll go there next time
If you wanna end your life why not do something with it that's just incredibly dangerous but heroic that way when you die of failure you'll atleast be looked back on with some honor
To end your life look up how to use helium, some piping and a mask to do so, painless and calm
Any suggestions?
fight isis
shoot up blm rally
assassinate hillary/trump
Just do a running jump off a building you fuckin pussy.
but do a flip
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The World is too big for you to not be happy again OP
Well i have never seen this kind of thread before so i can't say that anyone could help you in any way.(sarcasm)
Just dont jump under a train, today I already had to wait 2 fucking hours cause another faggot like you decide to kill himself under my train ffs
find something that causes massive brain damage in a reliable, extremely fast action
...oh wait...you're already on Cred Forums
seriously user, falling for this dumb trick again
clearly OP is just experiencing the phases of puberty where he becomes extremely cancerous and edgy or OP is just a attention seeking faggot
wipe your hard drive
If you are legitimatly going to kill yourself. Do some shit first. Like real shit, you're gonna die you can literally do anything. Do some coke off fat girls tits. Go punch the biggest scariest thug you can find in his left buttcheek and run. Fuck with no fear of std's. Molotov cocktail a dickheads letterbox. Slap everyone who ever pissed you in the dick/tits. Film it all market it online donate the money to pedophile priests just to piss off a bunch of people. Hell at the end of it if you still want to kill yourself at least you got to live like there was no tomorrow.
Could you explain why are you up to it?
It would take too long to list them all but I'll give you some
Failure at education
All my friends abandoned me
My family secretly hate me
There's nothing for me out there
Jobless
etc
hookers and blow
Then you would find a reason to live
ignore everybody u know and everything u have. Go somewhere far away that they thought u were dead. Create your life there
I'm kinda in the same place as you, but eventually I noticed that those who were my "friends" never were actually my friends and the family that always treated me like shit were not worthy of my empathy.
Deep down I alwayes hated them myself, I wanted them to feel sorry for what they did.
Care to watch these 2 movies that actually helped me to put my feet on the ground.
1- Ikiru from Akira Kurosawa
2- Castaway on the moon
They kinda tell you, "hey you got time, you don't owe shit to anyone, do what you want with your life"
PS: it's been 4 years since I last visited Cred Forums, this place rots your soul. Try to get outta here.
I don't usually go on here much, I'll give those movies a shot
I agree, my girlfriend was in the same boat. you need to surround yourself with people who will actually support you. If they dont then cut them out of your life.
Delete online accounts and say your final goodbyes