Hey Cred Forums it's me once more, still jobless, still in the shit...

hey Cred Forums it's me once more, still jobless, still in the shit, still close to living in the streets at the end of the month.
my question is: i there any fucking way of making money on the internet? hypothetically, could i earn around 50$-100$ before october?
my situation makes me wish i was a girl so i could be a prostitute. they get more money for a night of sex than i do with a full month job, and now i don't even have a fucking job.
>tfw a protitute is better than you at life

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i might arb for a little while. literally everything i own is falling apart right now

just work some really shitty job m8. that's all you're good at lmao eyy edgy 9000

I didn't know Cred Forums is the new r/personalfinance

Work for a drug lord
Go to prison everythings free
Kill self

dude, not even mcdonalds is hiring atm. this country is literal shit

i didn't know you mom was that much of a pig to bake a lil shit like you in that disgustion organic oven.

Well have you considered sucking 10 dicks for 10dls each?

Have you tried being a stringer?
It's actually fairly decent money if you have a camera and a car.

can't go to prison here unless i kill someone. and even that's hard, they'll just assume i'm mentally ill and will throw me into a hospital, then i'll be free and still jobless and homeless

sorry i'm an expensive whore. 11 dls each

no drivers license and sold my camera for food last month

dude, mcdonalds is good job. work as a garbage man or clean streets with little brooms. or just beg for money who the fuck cares anyway?

well i care since it's my life and i don't want to be living in the streets. they can pay me as poorly as they want as long as i can keep my room and eat 1 meal a day

Ever tried mturk?
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go to Labour Exchange perhaps?

i didn't know about this

Go to a hospital for a sperm donation.

You evidently have either a computer or a smartphone.

Download a free graphics application. For the computer, I recommend Krita. For the smartphone, unfortunately I can give no recommendation, but I'm sure you can find something.

Draw something really good. (Anyone can. Even if your drawing skills are shit, that just means it will take you longer to perfect your work. Doesn't make it any less possible.)

Post it on a fetish website and say you're taking commissions.

Take commissions, do em (same strategy as above: even if you suck, just keep working until it's good), get paid.

seems good, thanks!

Post add on craigstlist for your anal virginity (lie) tell them 100dollars each.
200 for bareback, 50 for a blowjob

no one likes hairy dudes

Then shave, nobody likes shit on their dick, dosnt stop then for fucking dudes in their asses, stop begging for cash and go suck that huge dick called life you faggot.

this user gives me hope. thank you user.

have some 18 year old nudity.

You're not looking hard enough

I'm just starting to look for work again after getting made redundant a month ago, my bank acc is £-1000 so I figured I'd start looking

Found a 23k job but I want more, I've tried the Internet and it's near impossible unless you do web development of you're sick at gambling

>tfw 20 y/o and in 1k debt already

just because you like to gobble cocks on your free time doesn't mean everyone wants to. i rather be living in the street than do that so thank you for showing me my priorities. anyway OP out, I must have been high to think Cred Forums was a good place to stay lmao

This oc?

ouch... i'm 22 and had a good job until i got sick, but u gues you're worse than me atm

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>Till I got sick

So you didn't do whatever it took to keep your job, like working while sick? Life requires you to do some pretty impossible shit sometimes, so just suck it up and get out there.

i worked for 5 months at night, 2 of them without days off and working extra hours. last month of work i got really sick, could barely walk, started having panic attacks randomly and throwing up everytime i ate something. but i still never failed one single fucking day. went to the hospital, they told me to stay at home for 1 week. that was enough to get me fired.

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