Waifu claiming thread

Hello

>plushie
Fuck all yall for making me fail the class

I think I'm more than ts....go for it. There's no tsun around here at all, so this'll be new~

G'day.

RIP Drills.

God damn, I would've used a car cover every damn day if I lived that close to a beach.
>Hell, I use one every day as it is because convertible.

IM A GOOD BOY I DINDU NUFFIN ITS ALL THE WHITE MAN COPPERS PIGS FUCK THE POLICE FRIED CHICKEN AND GRAPE DRANK FOR MUH REPARATIONS!

Welcome back.

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Hugbox faggot saying welcome back pffffffft hugbox cancer

Yeah my other cars never had this problem. Its the cheap clear coat that was used at the factory.

Yeah, okay, whatever you say...
Am I doing alright? I think I never acted like this before. I mean, I'm not doing this for you or anything, at all, but still

c-u-t-i-e

S E N P A I

How is the anime?

R O O D B Y

it was horrible. I had to go do other things that weren't internet related. I nearly died.

why thank you, chen. sorry our conversation got cut short the other day because of my internet going out.

I always assume new cars clear coat is shit. It's just a general rule of thumb these days.

I think you are. And damn, that actually is cute. Maybe these dingbats around here are onto something...

Almost died?! Did you like...go outside?

Yeah it really sucks. And this is going to hurt me bad.

Don't worry about it.
How are you?

of course not. it would take more than one day without internet to make me consider something that horrific. I just played ace attorney and the new shin megami tensei game.

I'm alright, definitely better now that my internet is back. how are you, today?

Why ;w;

I-I-I'm not cute! I'm just eh... relatively attracti- I mean I'm not cute!

How is it outside? I hear it's dangerous

Just drinking milk and enjoying the cold weather

akira a cute

C93 TPM is preddy gud. I love the melodies and instruments used and how they contrast his voice and abstract/religious lyrics.

I'm going to have to suggest a cover next time.

Not even close to die then!

I dunno, I think you a total cute!

Do I need a reason?

Fran

this outfit makes no sense but fuck me if I don't like homu

it's as horrible and dangerous as you've heard. that's why I barely ever go there.

I am jealous. it's hot in arizona, at least where I am, well into october and sometimes even november. I don't think I had to start wearing even a light jacket until like mid december last year. chocolate milk or regular? both are good.

depriving me of internet for almost 24 hours is a seriously dangerous thing. I could have died from internet withdrawal at any time.

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Yee fuck da white peepole!
Black powa!

My 00 GMC is just fine and it dont even have the house blocking the wind off the beach from hitting it. But this is also the first import i have ever owned.

It's all about that smile.

Fuck niggers!

Was in my calc 2 class. Man, there are some pretentious dweebs here.
"Oh, it's very simple"
"Everyone should know that by now"
Man, I almost, almost want to show them my imposing dick, but I rather wait and graduate first

Tristana claimed....and venting

Y-You're just saying that... you don't really think that...

Well, yeah

It's much better to stay here and enjoy your trips

Not that guy, but madoka and homura is probably the best pairing.

So if I help you with homework, I get to see your huge dick?

What did you need help on?

Yeah. NWW's album is pretty trippy.

Regular milk. I enjoy both, true.
I just like to wear my hoodie, or a parka.
I should buy a jacket aswell, I think

It's funny how much you react to it

you're right. I think I'll do that.

well I meant hoodie when I said jacket. I have one that's pretty light and another that is more heavy, but both are hoodies. I enjoy wearing them quite a lot, but here I don't get much opportunity to. it's tragic. pity me.

Well, those lucky 7s wouldn't lie.

SHIIIIET.

Ya, imports are a bit cheap. Still, if not the sand, cover will stop sun damage as well.

If I didn't mean it, I wouldn't say it, cutie!

>I should probably get to sleep before it gets too hot to pass out.

Fuck u white boi!

Tristy! And that sounds weird

Say mane say mane

Oh no no, I'm already studying calc 3. I'm way ahead of my class. It's just that I get ticked when people go and flaunt their stuff. I wish they're more conscientious for others who struggle with the class

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Hey Smugsy
Yeah it did "come" off a bit weird didn't it :D

Ohayo /waifu/!
Nepu claim.

Im just going to stick with American.

Nigger

I'm still in calc one, I did take the ap calc in highschool, but got a B and a 3 on the exam so I'm retaking the class

S M U G

Hello!

:'(

I should probably get some sleep too.
Wanna sleep together? It'll be fun

Oh, I have many occasions to wear them.
They are pretty comfy

O-ha-you Nepu Nepu

Are you crii?

I wouldn't lie in general. lying is for punks.

comfy is king in my book. someday I'll move to an area where I can wear them more, but for now I like being close to my family.

Very, Tristy but we all need to vent so it's okay :)

Hello my dear little neppy!

No u

Franny

Hey if you're still in a bind, go youtube professor leonard. True hero. A teacher that we need, but don't deserve

Come "vent" on me smugsy. Wait, I'm taking that back

Dead nigger

>do i look like i know what a jpg is?

Hey Nep

>I'll move to an area where I can wear them more, but for now I like being close to my family.

Yes, yes. I understand. Everything at its time.

Good morning, Frankenstein was it?
Hey Alice! Did you rest well?
Good morning mom!
Tristana! I haven't seen you since I started posting. Hi there.

No, I only slept about two hours last night. How are you doing?

Ay lmao

Got it!

Pretty good so far

Close, Fran

I'm good, how are you?

wassup
its pretty sad
had to take a break because i was sweating out of my eyes
still dissapointed in you

youtube.com/watch?v=eaR9KTknePE

can covert that file to gif please?

Oh no!

Poor senpai, I'll cheer you up!

What is the worst part if being black and Jewish? You sit at the back of the oven

Ello, yeah I've been out for a bit, but it's all good now. I'll be here.

Yees

BRB doing another class

Well that sucks, and napping won't do any good either.
Pretty good to, woke up a while ago. Anything interesting? What do you think about the russians migrating to Cred Forums?
For the succubus thing? Aw come on tsunyun, it was just a little shitpost, I never even go to /x/!
Hiya Chenny Chen, how you doing?I love Bob Ross.

I'm thinking about taking a nap after I finish this movie. I've only got about five hours in two days

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh

Oh

Doing well?

As usual. What up?

ehh im sorry only heared that one about 20 times
step up your game frannyboy
that makes it even worse
i cant stay mad after that neko picture though
good day
>checked
oh hey smugs

Have fun!

Not much, I do have my chem class later, so I'll find out how I did on a test

Haven't noticed that, but I spend more time on /tg/ than any other board

Just chilling, might play some league soon

Hmm.

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a car, who is driving?

Immigration

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ehhh idk where you get these jokes fran but they are as old as my grandfather
no kidding he made the same jokes when i was a kid
noticed

Yay! Lov ya.
Yeah pretty much, moms satanic trips are pretty nice too.
What movie?
What's /tg/ about? I'm on phone and too lazy to check.

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Zodiac. It's fairly interesting, also exceedingly long. So far I would definitely recommend giving it a watch, the beginning is a little graphic though

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I'd make love to this beat tape.

what have you been up to man?
oh thats with jake gyllenhaal right?
thats a great movie

>POMF

Hello tsunny

Sounds relaxing. Do you know an easy way to pronounce and memorize sphygmomanometer?

That's good to hear and thanks for the check, neppy. Up to anything?

It is. I'm really enjoying it so far, it's very interesting

Hey there butts

Shit

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was an Asian lady Infront of me trying to exchange yen for dollars, but she was getting pretty angry. "Why it change? Last month I get 1 dolla fo hunat eighty, now it two hunat! Why it change!?" She yelled at the teller. The teller shrugs and says, "fluctuations." The lady shouts "fluc you white people too!"

Table top games, like Dungeons and Dragons or Magic the Gathering

Girlycard

feeling better? or still headache?
yea its a great actor
plus i found the zodiac killer really interesting as well
reminds me a lot of jack the ripper
kek
okay that was a good one
took me a reread as well

>tfw waifu lewd images are too few

I'd make love to myself.

I didn't really make an association to Jack the Ripper, but it's definitely an interesting turn of events
You should be happy about this

Not at all!

What does it mean?

You do have to use an Asian accent

Why don't the Mexicans win any Olympic medals? Anyone who can swim, run, or jump is an American

I thought you never masturbated.

I've always felt curious about D&D honestly
(And don't worry, I love these jokes.)
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Are you happy?
Making everyone love me of course!
See up.
What is it about?

The Zodiac Killer. It's very interesting to watch this stuff

you do realise how similar they are right?
im pretty sure that the zodiac killer just was intrigued by jack and decided to do something similar
ofc he was fucked in the head as well
>You do have to use an Asian accent
i might look retarded but im not that retarded

ehh you should have taken the win and left
i guess you are doing a good job
but lewding the waifu?

I have returned from the land of dreams. Good morning all.

I said I would.

I've never looked into Jack the Ripper.
Hello again Alice. I saw your thread earlier

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I'd pomf but i'm busy lurking.
Hi Fran.

My thread earlier? I never made a thread! You're thinking of the other Alice poster.

No headache thankfully. But I have hunger and headache might come back for Wednesdays test lol

You know the cuffs that go on your arm and they pump air into it at the doctor's office?

That's good to hear! Bad neppy! Bad! No lewding your waifu!

Yay! People like me!

It is pretty fun once you get a good group

Probably

I'm sort of taking it
How are you?

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How are you doing now Shizu? I'm probably taking a nap here so I might miss your reply
Oh, sorry. I thought you were the one here last night. Or maybe I misunderstood what you said, that's also a distinct possibility

>poplar, what is this captcha trying to tell me?

youtube.com/watch?v=2UlBzmRigOU

I think this one would be better for that kind of stuff.

Ooh! I've been studying the Zodiac Killer. I'll definitely have to give it a watch. How'd you sleep, by the way? (If you did sleep)

good morning
sleep well?
oh okay
thats a shame
but i guess zodiac is the same except we already know who it is
well hunger is easier to fix right?
whats the test about? are you a bit anxious?
probably?

Good morning sweetie.

I'm more of phylosophy movies and such, I love when the MC is extremely cynical and overall miserable.
I mean, Neptune is mah waifu and all but Big Nep is made to be nepped.
Guddu morning Alice lover!
But mooom! This is what the cool kids do nowadays! (Not really but I like feets)
Is it complicated or involves much RP? If so, I'm screwed.

Lurk POMF?

Poorly, for about an hour or two. I'll be taking a nap once this is over though, so in about 15 minutes
That kind of movie can be interesting as well. Not really my kind of thing though

Hey

Oh, the blood pressure checker!

So that's what it's called

But I won't!

What do you call a gay dentist?

A tooth fairy

Bby

Yes, I slept like a bunny! What about you?

Guten Morgen! How did ya sleep? It's nice to see you here.

I was here last night! I was just confused when you said "my thread" because I don't really make threads, ehe. The other Alice poster does, though. And I've been waiting to see them.

Sorry to hear that. Have a nice nap, Alice!

Oh, I got you. I opened the thread earlier and was thinking of saying hi but decided to just try and sleep instead
Nothing I can do about it, was up sniffling and coughing all night

i dont understand anything you just said
but as long as its not your real waifu? i dont know maybe i should have seen the animu
keep going
you might, just maybe, make me laugh
oh ive been up for quite a while now
but thats good to hear, any plans for today?

Yup but what to eat? Hmmmmm. Practical test. 100 questions like today but we have to know the heart inside and out, the veins, artery, mm/Hg and so on

No buts, young lady!
>never get feet. I'm more into legs like that pic

Yup! I'm taking anatomy and physiology 2

How are you doing?

Good, wanna continue watching the animu?

Both...

There are rules light systems that focus way more on RP though

What do you call a doctor?

Fruit punch

What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a gay guy?

A snowblower
Hella!

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Good, I guess, doing good?
Also, to make it easier why not just calling Alice Alice? I'll call you Alice lover!
You won't see Big Nep in the anime though, Big Nep is just Nep from another dimension where she isn't a goddess and grew up, so she's an adult neppers now.
Legs are great too!
Can I be a robowizard?

Mhm! I plan on drinking some coffee and working on my journal for the time being.

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Sure, it's ready.

idk i always just like sanwiches as lunch
ohh that sounds hard but really fun, i dont think i actually know what you study
i think you missed a few words on the first one
second one was okay i smiled
youre getting there
oh i see that makes sense i guess
but it isnt canon?
im guessing you are alice
coffee is best, what sort of coffee are ya drinking?
>journal
care to explain?

Alright I'm actually here now
How's your day?

That was me who said your thread

I learned how to test you blood type too

Bellies?

I gotta get some gainz!
It is! Just wish this substitute was easy on us. I'm studying pre med

Well, got to go now
In multiple systems yes

Shit, it was supposed to be gay boxer

What do gay horses eat?

HAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY THERE DARLING!

Did you hear about the two gays who got into a fight at the bar?

They went outside to exchange blows

Take care, franny

I'm pretty good. How about you?
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I'm fine. Just playing a game, so i'm not really paying close attention.
Sure. I think.

I must leave now i have somewhere to be.

I'm doing just fine! Making some coffee and having a nice chat with you while I fill in my journal. If that's what you want to call me, I'm all for it.

I'm currently having Espresso brewed up. My journal is a "Dream" journal, if you will. Inside, I document all the dreams I have; it's something I like to do! I also write short stories and poems for myself to read.

That sounds fun. I'm taking a page out of your book and having a nap now

Oh, is that so? I'm a bit confused.

Gotta love these threads, never fail to brighten my day

so fast

then drink raw eggs? i dunno
why does gainz matter when eating lunch?
kek should the substitute wish you went easy on him?
oh thats cool, but its super hard. i hardly believe you have free time at all
kek okay you got me at the last one
anyhow later
espresso is the best thing early in the morning, but i usually like a double espresso a bit more
oh thats a pretty cool idea, when did you start this? it must be pretty big by now.
got a special dream last night or do you write anything in it?

I started this about two weeks ago. I only document the dreams that interest me the most. I did have a special dream last night, so I'm documenting it as we speak. It warms my heart to see someone interested in this!

Yup and confusion happens lol

I heard consume raw eggs nowadays is bad. Something about disease unlike back then

We are easy on him! I make the time

Good morning, Ruri!

Despair

Alright. See you later, Miho.
Naps are good. Enjoy your nap!
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*wave*

why wouldnt i? dreams are really something cool, its pretty much our unconciousness giving us a message
its a shame i immedeatly forget my dreams after waking up
wanna tell me what the dream was?
oh that could be, i knew raw eggs were bad but i didnt know anything changed
then harden him up a bit! give him the power of smugs
i guess you sacrifice your sleep then, because school shitposting and 6 jobs is pretty much all your time

Love is difficult

>love
>existing

It is, hyperdimension Neptunia is a vidya, silly. She appears on the last one out, Ultradimension Neptunia VII
Tummy!
A dream journal sounds interesting, too bad I don't dream :^)

hug id heaven

You don't know anything exists until it kicks you in the balls

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little

Love stinks

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fair point. I was just memeing anyway.

love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt.

most of the time not a good hurt though.

Ohh I've seen those in steam my bad
They look really cool I got really into jrpgs lately
Should I look into them? Im not gonna pay full price but when it's sale should I 100% buy them?
Hey
How are you doing?

I've not done anything regreatable

I'm sure you'd like that anyways, so the analogy falls flat

I'm alright. internet was out all day yesterday, made me wanna scream. today is okay though. how are you?

surprisingly enough, being kicked in the balls is not a fetish of mine in the slightest. but it's fair of you to make the assumption.

Been like that over a decade now I believe. If you want safe to eat eggs, buy them from the farmer's market. I also made me a grilled chill
But he's laid back! He's too cool!
Yup pretty much. The fuck is sleep anyways?

Flat tummies are yummy! Is it bad i like mine with a bit of abs showing?

Actually, I might have a link for the Re:Birth trilogy. The Re:Birth games are the remakes of the first three Neptunia games, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Mk2 and Victory. So, free games, interested?

If we do it long enough maybe we can associate pain with happiness.

The cost of not following you heart is spending the rest of your life wishing you had

What about a little slapping in the balls?

O9/26 Morning -In my dream, I was in what appeared to be a sandwich shop. I sat on the counter next to a very pretty girl with brown hair; she was staring forward, her hair covering her face. I nervously asked a man working behind the counter for a sandwich. The man working came back with what appeared to be a steak instead. Confused, I asked "What is this supposed to be?" only it came out as a faint whisper, I was losing my voice. The man stared blankly at me before walking away. I turned to the girl who sat next to me and asked her "Are you there?" She didn't respond and continued staring forward blankly. I lay my hand on her shoulder and she turned suddenly, revealing a face without eyes, a mouth, or a nose. I woke up covered in sweat and fell back asleep, experiencing yet another odd dream.
-A journal entry that I wrote, a little inaccurate and hazy since I started it 50 minutes after waking up. Dreams really are interesting indeed.

I definitely believe it is. How come you don't dream?

I already do that with some kinds of pain. nnf.

it would have to be pretty damn light. and limited in frequency. I much prefer to be slapped hard on the ass or face.

The best thing you can do is learning to care less about the pain and more about the little happiness it provides.

re:zero?

It's leading me to a dead end

Oh? I thought you'd be into it, maybe some other time you'll comply

For now just shoving 9' dildos up your nether regions will do fine