My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Brayden Sanders
We weren't listening, we were reading. Good job Mr I got all straight A's you failed to use your brain for any logical thinking.
Jacob Richardson
nice make up u fucking gay cunt, ur chick looks like a fucking carrot i wud rather fuck my dog than her there you go u fucking gimp
Nathan Russell
wow, you're callin your girl a bitch, real cool man...
Anthony Nguyen
Hey John, invite me for some pasta later?
Jaxson Foster
Haha, obvious photoshop is obvious :)
trying to bring to you the "girl of your dream" with it won't be as easy as you think. enjoy your right hand, virgin
Sebastian Russell
you both look fake and orange. plus im a Cred Forums tard by choice, i still have a life, as do a lot of us, suretheres some fat no lifes but then theres, rugby captains that do mma and brazillian jui jitsu and weigh 100 kg of muscle that could fuck you up and steal that plastic bitch you claim to posses
and i dont need japanese drawings, ive got a chinese girl irl, fuck dem rice farmers
Lincoln Flores
this bitch is absolutely ugly and unnatural... nothing to be proud of. i can find a better prostitute
Carson Robinson
Posters: 2 Replies: 6 I'm the one asking for an invitation for dinner. WTF is going on here? Multiple personalities?
Charles Taylor
Nah, OP samefagging with his friendos : ^)
Easton Martinez
Yawn...
Leo Evans
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Cred Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Cred Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet.
Third, if you are trying to prove to Cred Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word.
Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence.
There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, i really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares. Also, if you did not read this entire post, you’re an idiot and fell for a counter troll.
PS. I saw that Pic on Google images and it most definitely isn’t you faggot.
Justin Reyes
Fuck this guy
He posts like once a month
Josiah Flores
Fight me faggot
Kayden Mitchell
Jesus, is it still this summer in here??
Zachary Smith
This thread is full of fucking newfags. Stale pasta that wasn't even good pasta in the day
Christopher Reed
Sigh tool, i was captain of the football team and track team, varsity since freshman year, i would sleep through HS and get As so nothing impressive with anything you've said yet, bitches are mad easy with a little game, so not impressed with the getting some either cause i've gotten plenty
Where you lose, you're a guido tool who's shit i'd push in cause you're such a bitch and you prob have no clue how to even fight, you're bitch looks faker than you which too be honest is impressive cause you look fucking fake as hell, as for making a generalization that everyone here "jacks off to naked drawn Japanese people" you're wrong again cause some people come here to lol at the shit thats written, go away guido
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Cred Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Cred Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet.
Third, if you are trying to prove to Cred Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word.
Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence.
There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, i really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares. Also, if you did not read this entire post, you’re an idiot and fell for a counter troll.
PS. I saw that Pic on Google images and it most definitely isn’t you faggot.
Luke Cooper
do you guys not realize this shit is just copypasta >saged for being the most retarded version of this ive seen since 2012
Carson James
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Brody Rogers
Obvious troll is troll.
Cooper Lewis
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Cred Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Cred Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet.
Third, if you are trying to prove to Cred Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word.
Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence.
There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, i really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares. Also, if you did not read this entire post, you’re an idiot and fell for a counter troll.
PS. I saw that Pic on Google images and it most definitely isn’t you faggot.
Lucas Baker
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Isaac Diaz
newfags
Isaac Lewis
It's has been more than 2 years since I'v been on Cred Forums. I come back out of simple curiosity and this thread pops up. How the fuck does this still exist? Has this been reposted everyday since it's conceptions?!? This is cancer at its finest... move on to the next thread, faggots; nothing to see here.
James Roberts
that and white knights
Xavier Baker
cancer newfag retard faglord, i will find you and i will slap your ass nigger faglord nooblord cringlord
Jonathan Clark
isn't this a copypasta too?
Noah Adams
fite me irl Percentage triforce
Jose Lewis
nice
Xavier Gomez
same fag
Mason Garcia
samefag
Julian Wright
Hey Faggots,
My name is Terry, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at anime and cuck porn. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on reddit.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Levi Green
oh shit wow, u look like a fucking faggot. u make tom cruise look like hugh hefner. and wtf is up w/ ur face? did ur butt buddy forget to turn off the tanning machine? and btw, u and i both know that that plastic bitch is either a hooker or cheating on ur ass, or both. and if im wrong and she isnt either, and ur not a analy raped epitimy of faggotry then that pic is fake and that just makes ur life even more sad. so u can suck my dick u cum guzzling whore paying pretty boy wannabe. go play w/ur oompa loompa daddy/boyfriend
Connor Stewart
> (You) Wrong, fucker
Yes, it's part of my "PastaPoster" macro program I made.
Logan Howard
...
Sebastian Jenkins
Sage
Owen Phillips
who the fuck are you, fucking guido scum
get off Cred Forums you have no idea what we are capable of, we do not forgive or forget
Daniel Myers
Requesting pasta variations of John.
Christian Barnes
>Sage He literally thinks it goes on all fields
Jonathan Sanders
OH LOL YOU KNOW HOW TO EDIT HTML SO PRO MAN LEARN ME YOUR SKILLZ
Logan Powell
lol! i knew i'd seen it before and was like ... yeah right. gg
Carter Jones
lurk more
Aiden Wright
Hey John, my name is Carl and that's my girlfriend in your picture.
Josiah Nelson
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Cred Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Cred Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet.
Third, if you are trying to prove to Cred Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word.
Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence.
There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, i really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares. Also, if you did not read this entire post, you’re an idiot and fell for a counter troll.
PS. I saw that Pic on Google images and it most definitely isn’t you faggot.
Parker Reed
...
Leo Bennett
**test**
Jace Gomez
Was waiting for someone to say it.
Gabriel Johnson
what the fuck guys, seriously?
Nathan Smith
found him
Cooper Cooper
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Cred Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Cred Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet.
Third, if you are trying to prove to Cred Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word.
Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence.
There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, i really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares. Also, if you did not read this entire post, you’re an idiot and fell for a counter troll.
PS. I saw that Pic on Google images and it most definitely isn’t you faggot.
Lincoln Butler
>OH LOL YOU KNOW HOW TO EDIT HTML Damn straight I know how to edit HTML, I'm an IT, full-stack web developer, and applications programmer
Too bad I don't need to use it to tell you I'm not that guy. Would be a bit more of a challenge XDdddddddd
Caleb Russell
> PS. I saw that Pic on Google images and it most definitely isn’t you faggot.
Your ego is more impinguated than your body could ever be, and your parlance manifold more dropsical, which only makes one anticipate consectaneous sphacelation, It's tenably perspicuous that the amount of astrocytes in your callosal commisure is inversely correlated to your sense of self worth, and your surbations of adducement thereto only evinces that your self worth isn't too fulcible. If your eristic facility were more habile than you wouldn't feel it exigent to expatiate as you do. Brevity is the soul of wit. Tedious are your limbs and outward flourishes. Your "facundity" makes people user desirous of your moribundity.
Brandon Jones
With your intelligence, shouldn't you be posting on reddit?