Rekt thread

Rekt thread

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Fucking BUUUUUUUMP

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Moar

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Exhaust Bolt

niggers

>filename
Oh my, arent you an edgy fag? Did your moma give you permission to use the family computer this late?

My best rekt webms are over 2MB. what the fuck you fucking chink, first no-sound webms and now this.

Yep, they're all "Just like us"!!

newfag

faggot numale detected

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mindblown.

youtube.com/watch?v=GsLQ_TJxJjE

WHERE ZVOOK?

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Ghost riders in the sky

Bow-Wow Chow Mein ?

WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN A WEB SITE GO BACKWARDS IN STORAGE, AND I'VE BEEN AROUND. CHANGES ARE AFOOT PEOPLE. I SAY A PROTEST IS IN ORDER.

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those crazy swedes, any story?

that pussy coward

Short kid probably has been bullied for months and he finally snapped. i hope he didn't get a harsh sentence.
>inb4 edge faggots supporting bullying.

What a dumb twat.

what the fuck happened here? story pls

youtube.com/watch?v=m7yVPT8fdIo

machine steals man shirt and shoes

>caught in machine
>machine gotta spin quick
>man gets pulled through
>whoosh

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Nerve Gas

are those dogs or pigs or what the fuck were those?

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Dat file name

Does chinese moot know that most jpgs are over 2MBs nowadays?

>still happening in 2016
>people still speak spanish
>good culture guise
>jaja

>having empathy
newfag pls go

Boars

did he die?

Nah. He's a superhero now. joined the fantastic 4.

Yeah, all the world should exclusively speak the only language your inbred double digit IQ brain could learn.

you know, dealing with changing all my webms and gifs to a smaller size is fucked enough, but having to continually see shit questions like this here is getting really, really old. knock it off, faggo.

niggers amirite?

1:18 you gotta admire that guy playing it cool

Lets step these videos up newfags .

Run forest run :D

wtf?

African niggers lynching each other is hard to watch.

>niggers lynching each other is hard to watch
I agree... Where's the HD version, motherfuckers?!?

>machine steals man shirt and shoes

nigger In The Machine...

A language that matters - yeah. They should. I'd sooner speak Chinese than speak your retarded language. You're a lazy people and your countries are all shit. Sucks bro.

Lynching videos are my favorite, weakass faggot.

She wasn't that hot to begin with anyways...

Now that poor kitteh will be licking his arse-hole
for a week to get the taste of nigger
out of his mouth.

sauce by any chance?

KITTY NOOOOOO

reverse image search, faggo

> Oh my, arent you an edgy fag?
> Oh my, arent you an edgy fag?
> Oh my, arent you an edgy fag?
god damn you are an edgy faggot

I'm listening to this while watching these niggers burn...

youtube.com/watch?v=4WMv4KcJffY

>2016
>listening on youtube
>doesn't use soundcloud

she is now

>god damn you are an edgy faggot
That's a pretty edgy post there, user. Borderline bismuth

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probly amaricans

thats pretty edgy there on being edgy about being edgy user i would be careful sooner or later it will all be about not being edgy while being edgy while tryin to to be edgy
edgy as fuck

You're god dam right.

I love how he kicks the dirt in frustration. He's like goddamn fire!

thats edgy edgy there on being edgy about being edgy edgy i edgy be edgy sooner or edgy edgy will all be edgy not being edgy while being edgy while edgy to be edgy
edgy as edgy

edgelord

I hear they juice these doomed darkies with Whoonga & Jenkem before they set fire to 'em.
That's why they act so fucking weird when they burn.

Well that was unpleasant

I love how the niggress at the end starts jumping and chimping, that dude was probably her son.

dude started the fight with him. I guess he fucked with the wrong person and payed for it.

slight tight pupper

Yah, when exactly did this happen anyway? And why?

That is so satisfying. Seeing CUNT experience reality for the first time ever is pure gold. I hope her whole face melted off and no one even tried to help her. Fuck that cunt.

what the actual fuck

Jesus christ, put that in the newspaper!

He was being a stupid cunt and got what he deserves

That fucking cracked me up man, nice one.

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ql6eP9tH24

OMFG, stupid muslims

I love seeing terrorist in fear lol

>Press X to Shaun!

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HEY IDIOTS
I was in a rekt thread and this webm was posted, some of you fucktards actually believe its real.
Its fake dipshits:
1. If you get with shot with a shotgun at close range the back of your head does not stay intact it would blow apart like a grenade went off in his head
2. His face turns to a jelly like substance when he is hit. Not an expert but I'm pretty sure skin does not turn to jello. It is obviously a mask of some type (movie set type quality)
3. Your eyes will not pop out of your head like some Looney tunes cartoon. They are enclosed in the orbital bones.

That is all, just had to get that off my chest. Now stop posting this fake shit.

bitch got clash royaled

whoever needs the income this provides is pathetic

cry a river why dont you

Its real cunt

Your little cunt kid won't grow up to become a terrorist. Fuck you cunt kid. Look at that new cunt in the back of his head. Cry you ugly cunt Muslim Cunt. Fuck your life, hope this happens to a billion more of you cuntlims.

That is a nigger lynching, it happens suddenly if someone is caught stealing or raping. they don't give niggers enough time to drug them.

smart guy, came prepared, in a shithole like that can you blame him?
Although I don't know why he was carrying it in a bag, I have my dagger on a sheath on my belt in the small of my back.

BLACK LIVES MATTER TO THESE FOLKS!

lol triggered eurofag detected

got problems eh?

not even they care

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His wives

that's a pretty edgy comment, user
>inception edition

kekles

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I wish they would come and get my neighbour's dog.

Get a bottle of Tylenol. And something a dog will eat(hint, almost anything) done. If no access to Tylenol, aspirin, ibprofin etc will do.

Lame reverse.

Fakest fucking shit ive ever seen

No attention for you here, edgy fuck.

Also to add. Works on cats. My neighborhood full of strays, so don't fuck with me bleeding heart anons. If you live in city limits, a .22 bolt action with sub sonic ammo also a nice fast alternative, but the cause of death is pretty clear.

May I ask what does Tylenol do to a dog?

That fucking file name holy shit

Same as an overdose on a human , except smaller dosage and faster. Renal failure, liver failure, heart failure, etc depending on choice of drug. The best part, it eats it. Goes somewhere else. And then dies.

Ha nothing

>Tylenol, aspirin, ibprofin etc
That kills dogs? I did not know that.

I wanted some one to clarify.

Thanks faggot

>22 bolt action with sub sonic ammo also a nice fast alternative
teach me how to be awesome like you

found /r9k/

They'll kill you too if you take enough of them. Now i don't know if the LDL is lower for dogs than it is for humans...

It styled his hair

What it's like to chew 5 gum

fucking pt.2???

Now ive seen some crazy shit here. But this is probably to coolest ive seen in a long while. Thanks for the post

Get some rat poison if you guys don't feel confident In the Otc pain reliever route for nussance animals.

Will he know it was caused by Tylenol? Does it make the dog puke or something?

>get a load of this guy
>never heard of a slug shot.

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Got your heart broken hey? Well at least it didn't turn you into a bitter weirdo who........well shit,maybe you can turn it around.

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Man I see so many rekt threads but this made me super sad for some reason.

If he's an active owner( most likely not though in your case if it's out and being an asshole 24/7) maybe, it'll act lethargic, then just sleep. And never wake up. The rat poison it probably will throw up though.

cunts

Tell us more, doc

the guy is like "oh shit im getting raped! wait? what the fuck?"

Yeah, fucking losers. What kinda upbringing causes those kids to do that - I was waiting for him to run them over.

you do realized he completely killed the other guy ? i saw pictures of the aftermath, this guy is a crazy psycho and should be jailed for life whatsoever.

This disturbs me 10X more than burning niggers.

its reserved you newfag

REPLACE HIM!!

China

nigga stole my bike!

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white trash detected

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Chastity device

I'm not the guy that asked the question, but does it hurt the dog?

lol its fucking real this bait is terrible xD

See , you lazy fuck

You gotta give modern doctors credit for being super skilled

so, even niggers hate niggers

looks like some sort of manual lathe(?)

It's used to cut metals by feeding it into a sharp material while being clamped onto the end of shaft and rotated by it. This operator made the mistake of going too close (probably to see if it's cutting correctly) and got either his hand or his shirt into the rotating shaft. Once it gets caught, it's pretty much over, even a smaller machine can produces tons of forces.

The machine itself looks like it's very old because newer models have a protective plastic casing and it's pretty clear to inspect.

Kek

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he lived, right?

Yeah he's just a vegetable now.

Kek thanks for reaction pic

fresh

Phuuuttt
lightweight

B-but you just gave it to him.

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He looks a bit tired

Big Biffa can't outrun a dog however will she survive WW3?

Wrong.

Lmao

Fucking lol'd

Cred Forums is great because of people like you

dont ever forget that user

So what did he do get a job?

I love watching niggers smash each other with cinder blocks.

Underrated post

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and I am watching this while eating my dinner as if I am watching the news...

File name killed me

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and what? You want a fuckin' medal?

It's a conventional lathe.

Anyone know how I can post webm from iPhone if I have them saved in an app?

I don't get it

Great!

lol

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You use the word cunt too much and incorrectly as well.

Are you American?

Forever alone.

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niggers ams th' kwazeest peepuls!

Yeah, by binning the fucking thing and getting a real phone, fucking looblord

Take THAT so-called "dog whisperer" >Kek

made me laugh way too much

must have been a deaf dog

no please pass the wine

He'd be better off teaming up with that metrofagula
that tames the housecats

confused me

Dude was grabbin' his junk.

That dog is like, "What's going on? Who is he? DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME DIRTY BEANEATER!"

I am pissed that rider didnt defend his horse...fucking wanna be cowboys.

Fucking AWESOME Surgeon.

Boars are mean as fuck and dangerous.

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bump

Britfags, I love my country. The IQ divide is entertaining.

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What a fucking faggot

With no survivors.

love mr pickles, are they making more episodes ?

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How fucking stupid are you?
You clearly ain't ever worked with cattle.

He got his leg pinned under the horse, and bulls will fucking rip you up, obviously. There wasn't anything he could do.

Please, stop posting GIFs.

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This is always posted and ignorant assholes are always like "lel he deserved it". It was a dog with an aggressive history he was trying to tame and make not aggressive. And ofc he kicked it, who wouldn't? Are you gonna let him tear you to shreds? And it doesn't show the clip afterwards where he gets it off and doesn't back down to assert dominance to the dog so he can train it to not act like that

derp

Please, stop posting Copy/Pastas.

why?

fucking rekt, situational awareness bonus points, keeping cool and remembering the knife and uses it

>tfw it was an original post
It could be made into pasta

this

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I know, they should ALL be lynched.

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definitely real, definitively a slug and not buckshot.You ever see a slow mo face punch? Looks like this except its not a high speed projectile

Sauce??

god dam i love watching these niggers burn.

wtf? story?

bad day?

so google can flag my IP as a sadist into sick BDSM, no thank you

sweet and sour, i guess
soy might work too

Terrible bait faggot

salty eurofag

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He COMPLETELY killed him??? No way I thought he only somewhat killed him!

Fucking retard

the only nerve gas comes out of your mom's twat you edgy fucktard

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Fucking dindus...

Here's a guy, maybe it's just the lighting, but he looks like he should be enjoying his retirement. And would be, except for the last 40 years, money he could have been putting away got taken out of his check to pay these nigger mammies to crank out more and more future criminals.

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you have fucking problems, edgelord

would have been better if the fan was spinning.

that is a sturdy fucking fan too.

Hooray! Modern doctors!

>when she gives head for the first time

What the hell is this? Botched circumcision?

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Wow, having ASPD is so edgy xDD
>kys

fuck niggers

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voodoo ritual to remove aids

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did she die?

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yep, life is cheap over there

you are a legend

Either that cheap/old-looking fan is built like a brick shithouse, or that guy weighs like 80lbs. WTF? Why no breaky?

dat filename

I gotta headache, can you give me a couple of asprins, bro?

Fuck. Her eyes are moving. Takes your imagination places.

I'm not sure, it looks like it might be survivable depending on how/where she landed

I have the weirdest boner

Fuckin hilarious to watch

Story?

triggered svensker bøsse
Smut op i fjeldet og hump et grantræ

People ar aware of themselves for around 3 minutes after beheading.

FUCK NIGGERS!!!

Is this that infamous "I'll blink as long as is possible, count the blinks" execution? Didn't the guy blink like 12 times... one blank/sec? So... maybe 20 seconds? 3mins is a bit much.

moar like thiss

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>"I'd sooner speak Chinese"
>Doesn't speak Spanish or Chinese

wew lad

Not what I would expect to happen. That acted like glass.

Perspective is everything.

you stick out like a sore thumb newfag

better lurk moar

Mexican drug cartel beheading

Every rekt thread, i dont have to open it anymore to knew that your mother sucks my huge dick

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Dirty fucking niggers.

Kek nice filename

I'm sorry but this looks like a case of bullying and the poor guy relapsed.
He only defended himself, I wouldn't even arest the guy

Hard drives platters are glass.

when people can't handle the reality of gore and people dying they get triggered and will make up any narrative to deny what they can't accept

meh dont give shit bout that white fat ass bitch

see
This does happen fucktard

No-one there does, that's for sure.

Dude's wife told the town he was uncut, so he was publicly circumcised. Africans are fucked up.

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"When do you get this in your head child!; Don't open the KinderSurprise send from USA, They dont exist!"

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What did they spray on him

12seconds
Maybe in Disneyland its 3min

Those are Indians you retards. And muslim is not a race, Arab is

FAKE

He probably said his waifu was shit

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kek

kek...first-time seeing that one

Why do so many people come to watch these public executions? Dont these nigfucks have tv or something? And where do this nignogs live? I hope its not the kind they are importing into europe. And kek at all the american cotton farmers giving actual money for such nigger slaves.

kuk

someone's new

wut is this
the longer I look the less I understand...

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Niggers: a wholly parasitic creature that cannot survive without feeding off of others. Known to attack and kill it's host humans.

Pure vermin.

It was sew gud, that it amready reached copy/pastry status.

Someone's edgy

Nice.

Now make an Edgar Allen Poe version!

/thread

Create Nazi Party exterminate Trillions of jews
More then a million africans have sunk to the bottom of the mediteranian trying to get here

America can't even kill niggers themself, they have to let the niggers kill eachother while raping they're woman, can't even get a decent KKK party started without it just being a hillbilly father fucks daughter culture.

Project more Amerilards

I thought this was a Rekt thread, not a You Rage You Lose at nigger's thread.

Are you retarded? I have a good pc and a big led tv for videogames but still if I see a nigger being lynched in the street I would go watch it.

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>2016
>implying there are original posts on Cred Forums
>ShiggyDiggyDoo