Waifu claiming thread

Oh gosh, that's awful. Have you tried sleeping meds? Your insomnia seems so much worse than mine.

Claimed.

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that wasn't what I was trying to imply at all, but I do agree that there really isn't anything wrong with anonymous sex, as long as everyone is safe and consensual about it.

hello hello, mai and syndra. how are you two?

Claimed

Honestly I think she's my most favorite character.
She's also dead.

youtu.be/uiy2AV43gZo

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Morning, Tomo!

Why doesn't anybody love me

Second best eyes.
Yuuko isn't being serious when using a tilde.

Morning.

Trolled 2 Fast and 2 Furious.

I know that. hmph.

Shiro claimed.

Does anyone have Atago's Steam or has seen her lately?

youtube.com/watch?v=ilJ9x92DD5o

sup
best anime girl here

Seriously explain the fucking filename I do not understand

We can do it.

We have the technology

I anticipated this.

Don't really want to right now. Better question: How's he taking all this?

Look who it is again.

What's up fag?

Hello mai

Hello space balls

We know each other pretty well i'd say. ~
Whenever you're ready~

Wow that is a pretty interesting dream
Spoopy as well. I like to try to interpret them but I can only do them when I know people a little better

Yea after a while of offline gaming makes you lose your mind. Ace attorney is fucking great though which one did you play?

Yea it's kind of sweet, I'm just watching anime all day. I'm a bit too sick to game
Also posting here all day is fun
I'm just scared I miss too much
I'll do it in a sec I'm on mobile
I honestly appreciate it a lot man
>Inb4 virus

claimed

Maybe we can get to know each other a little better, then. You do have steam, right?

He's hurt and feels like shit. He doesn't want you to be angry or sad but he feels like scum.

I mean, that's over 3 feet longer than my entire body soooo

yes, it's a pretty great series. I'm playing through the most recent one right now. I've played the other five already. love em.

I've been posting here too much lately, heh. yesterday was torture because I knew I was missing all kinds of nothing going on around here.

now this is a top fucking tier choice if I've ever seen one.

Honestly idk, i left 10 minutes before he got on and only came back on about 40 minutes ago. He's at school i think.
I'm sure he wasn't alone though

>when you finally find a record in 320kbps that you've been looking for months

The usual, working through school and trying to become a normalfag. You still in CRAWLING mode?

It's not awful silly, it is what it is anyway. I have melatonin, could use it but I don't.
>inb4 Memz virus

Good, you?
Hey Yukko.

*hug*

Give me your name you gallant user

I'm sure he wasn't

If you die you would have died for science, and isn't that the best thing to die for?

I can't help it IF THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

hey rem
how are you?
aye shiro
i dont sorry
oh damn im still quite new to them, i lost all my saved data though when my hard disk died
played the Layton crossover as well?

yea you are online a lot, dont worry we all enjoy you here so its fine
yea i had too when i first joined, missing a day seems so bad but in hindsight really nothing happens
yea i do.
add me if you like but chatting here is fine to me as well
uh oh im spooped now
im on pc btw sending in a sec

Hair down homu looks like peaches

How are we doing today?

Why you delete your shit a third time?

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I'm doing fine. Had a thing of Pocky and some sriracha peas

>Why you delete your shit a third time?
It's a reflex, like a tail falling off when startled.

Great how about you?

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I'm alright, just a little bit tired.
Forgot to tell you that i finally sorted through all the pictures you gave me.
Bug

Any you liked?

homura chan, you're 320Cbps. (320 cute bits per second)

pretty okay. thanks.

I think the best thing to die for is adrenaline.

well that really sucks. at least it'll be easy to play through the cases you already knew when you get that going again, huh? what a bummer though.

aww, thanks, heh.
yeah, I've been in these types of threads before. you always wonder what you're missing, but it's usually nothing.

should go away as you go about your day I would think, yeah? that's good.

Well dame, guess i can't blame him for his genetics.

What's your reflex? Somberly sitting and thinking in the dark alone?

Great. How's the dog doing?

Chen

He can explain stuff to you, I'm not gonna be here long

Ah yes, I do remember you. Thanks for the info then, I'm sure you're pretty close to the guy too then.

That last one was really not meant to be anything anyway, I was gonna delete it sooner or later, plus I started acting like a complete faggot and I don't want that to soil my well endowed reputation ~

I'm leaving for a shift now anyway

Can't add ya if I don't know your Steam ID.

Any particular reason why? You don't have to share if you don't want to!

>fall asleep when I didn't mean to
>missed the bus
>didn't get my nephew across the street at 8, but instead 1115, which was a few minutes ago
>can't ask the teacher what time I'm supposed to be at school in the morning for the class trip

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Have fun. Goodbye

Rabu

bye bye

geez, rough morning. sorry felix.

hi akame.

>Started acting like a faggot
>started

Wove

I'll go ask him.

Your cbps is at FLAC levels.

Ah, no, I don't have secrets, you can ask anything and I wouldn't have trouble sharing, I simply just don't like sleeping, maybe it's some sort of self destructive behaviour most likely.

Yeah I hate myself for this, because the class trip is really fucking important

hi betty

this is a lie.

Yes, you did find some nice ones.
Favorite might be Its almoust night here.
Might go to sleep soon.

do you have a lot of trouble getting up to your alarm? you might want to try getting to bed earlier, or finding a way to make your alarm louder at least. why can't you ask your teacher about the class trip, because you were late?

how's it going today?

oh really? huh. big time difference. I've only been up for a few hours myself.

Everything went better than expected.

I'll await your response.

late reply because i lost mah keys
sorry if i missed anyone heads a mess atm
oh that sounds pretty nice
we have those peas here as well its fucking amazing
yea i was so sad, i lost everything. my own fault for not backing it up though

well yea for someone new here you are quite popular i must say, but i guess you know your way around
thats why i like lurking sometimes, trying to catch people talking shit
search javlaander
im retarded sorry forgot to add that'

What?

boring day off. What about you?

Oh this isn't a yuuko pic

well I'm sure you'll remember to back your stuff up now, heh.

I dunno about that. I just post too much, so I end up replying to more. it gets mistaken for popularity, heh.
people talking shit? I don't see that happening much, at least not about people who aren't around. but I know that kind of thing happens in any social group. a pity.

same. just posting here and watching videos on youtube.

oh
i replied to the worst faggot

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Naps are not that great

Cirno claim

Cirno claim.

Is that an...
OBJECTION!

hell yea, it still pains me to think about it though

i dunno i think a lot of people like it when you just start talking to them, thats why they like you
i was joking about shit talk, not only do i not really care about it, as you said it very rarely happens.
only up front foul mouthing
but thats not that bad i guess
you take that back young man

what kind of stuff do you watch on youtube?

He said he was "fine"
youtube.com/watch?v=n2PHFBlr-jM
Yeah that's Misato.

Not an issue at all! Expect an add within an hour. Steam's being a butt right now.

Perhaps we could share secrets together sometime.

claim

Hey Yuno! Shame really, she asked me to do something and thanks to my 2 week chat ban in wows I have no way to contact her.

you better believe it, baby.

those people are silly people. one should get no enjoyment out of a boring person like me talking to them.

it's not too bad. would be better if it just didn't happen, but I'd rather someone say something rude to me personally than behind my back. although like you, I don't really care all that much.

a lot of anti sjw channels and news stuff. I really like sargon of arkaad and tl:dr, and for news you can't go wrong with philip defranco.

Good morning, Cirno.

My friend is a pussy, ate one and drank a whole carton of milk. I just pour it in my mouth.

pls respond

>she

How do you intend to prove me?

Wuv

<

Nice, your posts bring me to life

Claimed.

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Well... to each their own i suppose.
But they're pretty great. In my opinion.

by continuing to be the super not cute person I am. so ha.

Hi Cirno.
Sure, people always tell me their secrets, been told I'm trustworthy.

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I try to stay away from sjw stuff, even anti. I'd rather not hear about them at all. I watch car stuff and music videos mostly

What kind of lies are those?

You've been failing it since the start.

Can confirm.

Whats the time over there?
Hello to you too, SSS.4
Evening?

oh it is? i didnt know this
meanwhile we can chat here
what do you do for a living?
kek you got a chat ban? shouldnt be so toxic my man
want me to give her a message when she is on here and you arent?
im pretty sure they are like me and just like any form of interaction
very simple people really
wait what? one? kek i bet he cant even swallow food with one particle of pepper on it

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He dies when eating hot cheetos

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yeah, honestly I wish I'd never gotten into it, but now I'm hooked. angries up my blood though. people are the worst. that's why I just stay inside all the time.

not lies. not cute. hmph.

like you're one to talk!

ah, well that could be. I know that's why I'm in places like these, heh.

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Agreed.

I took an 8 hour nap.

Hello.

No, it wasn't a very good nap
Maybe in missing something vital to the whole nap process
You're home now, are you?

>I took an 8 hour nap.

those are the best kinds.

Currently, I still live with my father in the U.S, however I plan on moving out soon. Currently seeking a decent job until then. What about you?

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You're lucky you're cute
I don't like lies~

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Something looks odd about her feet, otherwise amazing pic.
a.pomf.cat/ouzpyz.png

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Eru Claim ^^

this is a tricky situation for me.

huh, you're right. never noticed the weird looking feet. thanks a lot. ugh.

Chenposting

I dont think that counts as a nap.
Yes, for a few hours now.

Good idea.

It does in my books.

Take my attention.

Simply put: The artist can't draw feet, so they just use socks and stockings to cover them up as stubs. It's a very common tactic. Hell, most of the time they just chop them off the image all together.

It's good if you have something to hug on. Warm, but not so much that you sweat. The fluffier and more comfortable you can be, the better. Quiet background noise is good.

kek perhaps someone should tell him what time it is
the only reason i can dislike this place is because its only lively during american hours
me as an eruopoor must deal with shitposters during the day
thats your fault then
naps good idea
what kind of job are you looking for?
i am studying atm but not a real major on my mind which is kind of annoying because i cant make up my mind. do i want a steady job or do i want to study something i enjoy?
heyo raifu
whatsup?

I prefer to have Atago in mind instead of the fat neckbeard claiming her. Nice Pantsu, btw.

I-I dindu nuffin! I swear!
Would be nice if you could tell her to add a "1".

I'm currently watching Re:Zero. Rem is best waifu, this isn't even a challenge anymore.

Not much, checking what I need to have done for class and if I've already done it, gonna play some vidya ^^

ah, yeah that's one thing that's a bummer. but on the other hand, I've seen quite a variety of different areas represented around here.

How are you doing?

bkub should really do more comics.

Hello bote
I've been telling them that, 8 hour naps is called going to sleep. But they don't believe me.
I don't remember seeing you get home. Welcome home then
I didn't have anything to hug on, and background noise feels like it would be a waste since I wear ear plugs usually. They're a trap, I can hardly sleep without them now.
*shakes fist angrily* You young whipper snappers and your naps. Back in my day, we slept at night and if we didn't get enough, we waited for night time again!

Follow the truth.

It's Acadie guy!

He's white so I guess that's why he's weak

I hate how it ended, but don't be claiming Rem pls

I'm just looking for a decent job to help make funds since my dad's kind of in a bad spot right now. I've been looking at a job that involves installing solar panels. My brother can teach me and If I decided, I'd be able to work under his wing.

Agreed.

totally agree

Good, sorry for the late reply my internet attempted suicide.
How about you cutie?

but the truth here seems subjective.

Ohayou, Alice!

Yeah, I forgot the pic, but it didn't cancel in time.

Heya

My waifu is best girl

Very good, I've listened to an album and really liked it

Johan

It's almost unanimously agreed that you're being cute

You shouldn't thank me for ruining your perception toward your pics.

I see. Although detailed feet through stocking can look great.

Would you rather have Homu in mind or the skelton neckbeard claiming her?

a.pomf.cat/zzhzfb.jpg

but I disagree!

that was a sarcastic "thank you"

yea right, calling alex a stupid nigger isnt nuffin shiro
better pray to god
what you gonna play? SC2?
yea thats true but mostly americunts though
and the thing is threads during my day are mostly just slow as fuck
kek
shuddup grandpa and go to sleep
kek white am i right?
wait im white and enjoy spicy food
i do get some burned asshole with it but its worth
oh whats going on with him?
that would be pretty sweet if you could do that, is your brother a good guy?

He's right ^
You're also saying ama is cute~

Possibly, I'm gonna gather 5 games that I want to play, and shuffle them while blindfolded until I narrow it down to two for a coin toss.
>might sound weird but thats how I do.

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And that's exactly it's not unanimously agreed

Of course I'm right~
She's saying that? How adorable of her

ama is cute, beatrice is cute. I am not cute.

they do slow down during my night, yeah. a lot of times it's a chain reaction of people going to bed. like one person goes so a bunch of other people are like "well might as well go too"
a shame.

hmph. I can see I'm outnumbered here but I don't have to like it!

How are you on this fine day?

My dad lost his job not too long ago and hasn't recovered since. My brother will be able to set me up, hopefully.

steamcommunity.com/id/Atagofromb/

>What is grammar?

You'll be rewarded if you admit it

Please no senpai ;w;
But I just woke up, you're calling me old, but I think you might be the senile one!

Luv you too

It's cute that you would say that.

Cutest thing anyone has said so far here.

Farewell

tempting. but then you'd have it on record that I admitted to such a ludicrous thing.

this is egregious.

That's good to hear.

Yes Kouhai

Weren't we supposed to team up on Beatrice?
I-I mean thanks..

And that's the whole point of you admitting it~

kek
honestly thats how i always do it with console games and dunno what to play
im surprised i am not the only one honestly
slow thread can be fine but sometimes they are just simply dead
and yea that sucks, its almost always the same time as well
oh that sucks, how old is he? because getting fired at a certain age is pretty much just financial death, getting a job after 60 is nearly impossible
i hope so too, good luck with it
im not denying anything
im just saying you should go sleep more if you are tired

What are you up to?

go back to /a you weebs

Its a good system. Let the fates decide!~
>I've got nothing to do!
>Except print out my 3 page report to be shared with classmates for peer review.

hmph. we'll see, I suppose.

ded thread is no fun for anyone. been in plenty of those in circle jerks of all kinds. and the worst part is people see it's ded and just decide not to post which means it stays that way.

>What is proper reading comprehension
I've slept only 4 hours these past 2 days, forgive me ;-;

>Ama

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No.