Alright/b/... someone kidnapped the most important person in your life...

I'll take whichever they offer me first. It doesn't really matter. Both are fun in their own ways.

Wich one is a dude for you?

Can I pick option c or d? C: let the important person be tortured to death or, D: Suicide.

Nope.

The most important person in my life, tortured to death.
A brief sexual encounter with some sort of manwoman thing.

There's no choice, is there? I'd have my legs chopped off to save the life of my wife, son or daughter. A sore arse / regrettable shag with a fucking ugly chick don't come close.

You autists just want an excuse for cock, either way.

bailey jay = bae

/thread

Why sore arse? You can fuck Bailey too. You dont respond to the question, are you insecure?

so you are saying it doesn't matter which? easy peasy then.

It depends if the one on the right will be fucking me in the ass or not.

Both

To save my loved one, I'd fuck either of them. As another user said, "I'd have my legs chopped off to save the life of my wife, son or daughter. A sore arse / regrettable shag with a fucking ugly chick don't come close."

However, if given a choice, I'd fuck Bailey Jay. Sexuality (and sexual attraction) is more than simply genitals.

Bailey may have a cock, but he/she looks like a chick, and has feminine secondary sexual characteristics, which I'm programmed to find attractive.

The dude with a vag may have a pussy, but other than that, he/she has masculine secondary sexual characteristics which I don't find attractive.

tl;dr, this is a stupid fucking question, OP is a fag.

twist: the man has a pussy and the lady has a dick

Eh idk, I don't think I'd do it. Maybe if it was like my whole family I'd do it but I don't really want to fuck males

I'd pay to fuck the right one.

if someone kidnapped me id easly fuck bailey to get out, hell ill stay for second round

I see a man and a woman in the picture. Obviously the woman? lol nice trick question, faggot, learn how to apply yourself.

Peace.

Can Bailey fuck me instead? I want to ride Bailey!

...

this

Has to ignore hairy body
Has to ignore masculine body
Has to ignore masculine moans
Stay closseted faggot
I'd rather fuck sexy trap ass over masculine trap ass any day

goddamnit im so tired of being fooled by their looks. i dont want a damn penis

I'd fuck Bailey. No hesitation. I won't pull out either, both holes are getting filled. I hope she's wearing what's in that pic aswell.

My wife can thank me later.

Hands down the dude with boobs rather than a man with a pussy.. Baily over Buck

This. I'd take a sore ass if it means my daughter doesn't get brutally murdered.

I would pay money to fuck Bailey Jay.

Neither. Nobody is more important than my ego.

...

Any more of Bailey's set here?

Good fathers here. Respect fam.
Oh man they are getting younger and younger and HRT is being doled out everywhere. Seriously. It's getting hard to tell these days.

Bailey is the only person I'd go gay for, no contest.

Has to ignore cock
Good luck looking straight with his cock in your mouth.
(sorry loved person in my life, you are on your own)

why are you guys photoshopping dicks onto girls and vaginas onto men? wtf....

Your legs are not an option
Stop being a fucking closseted high school faggot and pick one. I'm tired of days like you ruining threads because you're to insecure to let's anonymous days on an image board know you fuck tranny pornstar. Big fucking deal, your the same as a million other factors. Unless you like the left, then guess what? Your still the same as a million other factors.
Just grow the fuck up to fucking bottom
Also on that subject, they are both clearly bottoms.

Why did you add a kidnapper? I'd fuck Bailey any day over... that.

Being this new...

Any pics of Baileys set? Yummy. Would fuck for sure.

>being that baited

if the man (bailey) has a pussy, and the woman (buck) has a dick, then both would probably be extremely happy and satisfied with their lives (since they would biologically be what they want to be mentally), which would therefore significantly reduce the chances of either being involved in pornography. thus the pictures might never have been taken, and this thread might never have been posted.

think on that. my dudes. before you go posting silly statements like this guy.

the girl.

guess they gonna die

>>>being that baited by bait

Bailey don't want no pussy and \buck don't want no dick. Quit being so presumptuous.

Being DESU'd by oldfags

I'm not into cock, but I'm definitely more into what looks feminine than masculine. Bailey has enough femininity for me to fuck the ass off her and be able to cum and enjoy it,

>implying Bailey doesn't suck cock
>what is doggy style
Admit it, you just want to be held by those strong masculine arms

>someone kidnapped the most important person in your life.

But OP, you are the most important person in my life. And since I don't do traps, I guess this is goodbye then.

I have seen a set where Buck gets fucked by a trap. Got blown along with my disc - but it exists,

>to protect yourself from sexual insecurities

Nice projection.

I meant neither wants to have their genitals replaced, they're happy being what they are (freaks)

Not my pic, stupid.
It's been on Cred Forums for years.
newfag

They seem pretty content with where they are, yes.
Luckily for the audience, anyway..

>Projecting this hard.
Just because you find it easy to be a faggot, doesn't mean everyone else does too.

the one on the left looks like a harder fuck!

Who wouldn't fuck Bailey willingly?

Both are male regardless, one is more attractive than the other.

I'll take the one on the right

Bailey Jay no thought needed. She's a goddess

If you love your family the decision should be snap
I'm comfortable with my sexuality user. I don't mind dick, I have one and I touch it constantly. I'm not attracted to men though, vagina or no. Its just a hole in a body, and the body is masculine as fuck.
The right though, may have a dock. But the hole I'll be fucking is feminine. l can deal with the dick. I just don't want to feel a mans form as I'm fucking, I'd go limp

What definition of "male" includes both of them? You do know that's Buck Angel, right?

buck isnt male faggot

I'd doggy that pussy all night long

>Thinks fucking a guy with tits is more straight than fucking an ugly chick

Right.
With proper focus and doing it from behind I can pretend there isn't a massive dick hanging between his legs.

With left there is just no way of getting around that, it is the body of a big hairy burly man.

Left. Fuck him in the pussy, go out for a beer afterwards. Sorted.

I'd let the person die. Both of them are dudes and I'm not gonna be gay just to let someone live.

You're an idiot

Honestly, I'm so horny I'd fuck both and enjoy it.

At least I'm not gay.

Oh...wait. At least I'm not conventionally bi-sexual.

Alright faggots, let me break this down for you since paying attention in school wasn't anyone's forte here.

Traps are a straight man's fetish. You are attracted to the female form and most traps look like women, just they have a cock. You like seeing a woman cum because you can relate to the feeling they are experiencing. Gay men do not like a woman's body and want a male body and all that comes with it.

Buck Angel looks mostly male. You aren't attracted to him because he looks like a man, except lacking a penis. You fucking him is basically you doing anal with a guy and are put off by it.

tl;dr cause you're all ADHD: traps aren't gay, pick Bailey.

Your*

Jesus kid, chill the fuck out, no need to get all wound up and take an AR-15 to the shops. You like cocks. It's 2016, no-one gives a fuck. Don't get hung up on it.

You and that other autismo didn't get what I was meaning. I'd do either task to save people I care about. If I had to bum a dude or get bummed, I'd not be crying in the shower unable to scrub myself clean. Think of it like when you unblock the shitter. You're not exactly overly enthusiastic, but it's a job that needs doing and rather you than the wife or kids.The boy would just sit there flushing it until turds floated down the stairs, anyway.

TL;DR? Cheer the fuck up, faggot.

>Has to ignore masculine moans
You've heard that faggot speak before right?

user, that is no longer a chick on the left. I get your a troll, but fuck tone it down a few notches bud

The lady with dick (easy choice)

No, you chill out, "kid": I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k when it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.

You still want to call me a faggot, you no talent piece of shit?

>user, that is no longer a chick on the left
Maybe if you're retarded

Liking traps makes you straight. Someone call my dad! I'm not gay I just like dick!

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Yeah more pics from that set

>traps aren't gay. Pick Bailey

No.

>Fine. Pick Buck.

No.

Let them go fuck each other to death in the corner and leave the rest of normal society alone.

Nice copypasta. 2/11 must try harder.

You said fuck not get fucked by, so yeah ill sodomize the trap

>No longer a chick
>Still has female chromosomes and female reproductive organs
Dude, your autism is showing

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

3some with both

You sound closeted as fuck.
I don't know what country youre from, but it 2016, it's okay to be gay user. The planet's already over populated, so its all good. Maybe your dad gave you shit when you were little for saying you wanted to marry your best friend. You were young and didn't understand what marriage meant, you just knew you really liked your pal. The old man though didn't understand that and he took out all of his lifes frustrations on you. I get it, I've seen it all before. But I'm here to tell you it's okay. Your old man can't hurt you anymore. He was probably gay himself you know. Most people with sexual insecurities are. Like you
Tl;Dr
You're still a gay little faggot user
Either way. You're still a gay little bottom faggot

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

So you fuck landscapes too?
Because pussy is all that matters right? The chromosome is what really gets you hard. Not tits, not ass, not soft skin.
Pussy and chromosomes is all you need right user? Everything else is pointless

I get it. You're a faggot. Took me a second to get it. But I got there

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

See

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Man it must suck to be this butt hurt

Don't love anyone enough. They're both dudes.

stand and clap because I pick the trap!

Is that Bailey?
'Cause I'd fuck Bailey even without this situation.

Gonna be replying to yourself soon there bud

Конечно, второй пик. Бейли Джей норм чика.

Never said it matters. Just pointing out how you're a faggot in disguise since you still technically choose to fuck the guy. The guy who still has a dick. No matter how feminine he is, HE is STILL a MAN. And YOU are STILL a FAGGOT

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

I would pay to fuck Bailey Jay.

You just don;t get it do you?, shame/

If has penis, is male. Is male, is gay.

There's no one in my life important enough to negotiate any kind of payment.

Manpussy or shemale idunno

What if it had its penis cut off?, no penis, no man?

What about your penis?

You sound like you have first hand experience in being gay.

didn't this same thread come up yesterday
anyway i'd fuck bailey even without the context

easily Bailey Jay.
You could fuck that ass all day long and suck on those tits plus I've had sex with 1 guy the night princess Diana died, taking a cock in the ass isn't the worst thing in the world......but the biggest nail in the coffin is trying to kiss someone with a beard. FUCK THAT!! even if it does have a pussy, I just couldn't

Just like how you'll never get pussy for being such a retarded faggot full of denial and nigger cock

I do, and?

Both.

This

oh, and you do, sitting in your mom's basement?

A faggot is anyone attracted specifically to their own gender - anyone who chooses the left because of its overall appearance is just as gay as people who go for traps because of the penis.

Choosing the left because it has a vagina is about as straight as someone choosing the right because it's easier to pretend its a female.

Which is why OPs poor excuse for being a faggot doesn't work.

obviously id fuck the female

See

It amazes me the lengths that people will go to just to get the answer they want from people to validate their own preferences.

>I'll rig the answers so that I will win no matter what, because I can't handle that people don't like what I like.

I never thought I'd see a time where being straight was seen as a taboo.

so, no nuts = sluts?. okey dokey, thats odd, but you're the boss.

Photoshop is a helluva drug.

Right
>>that bi life thooo

Buddy. Pal. Friend. It's a fucking thread on Cred Forums. It's a fucking thread someone made out of boredom. There is no super deep answer to it. It's not that deep.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Never implied I do. Although I already have more than you since a true fatty never goes for pussy. They just love cock. I'm sure you'd know all about it since you'd obviously pick the one with the dick, but just call it straight only cuz it has tits and looks like a chick. Deep down inside your gay little heart, you know damn well that's not a girl. But you don't wanna accept it which is why you keep finding excuses as to how it's so "straight" to fuck "her". You know the truth about "her", and with that being said, you sir, are a faggot

This

That would certainly be interesting

Yep, and I'd fuck you.

I've never read that before. Could you repeat it, please?

Nice

Glad to see you're finally admitting to being a faggot. I rest my case

OP is trying to find psychological validation for his gayness that he had urges to wrap his lips around a penis and suck on it. Take your games elsewhere, and just admit to your homosexuality, you'll end up being happier in the long run

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

So are you, admit it, you'd love the cock up you. Thats why you hate it so much, you hate yourself for being gay and wanting, no, lusting cock.

One more time, please. To make things clear.

>tips fedora

I would have sex with a man.

I would prefer to have sex with someone submissive.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

I'd let the most important person in my life get kidnapped if it meant I'd get to fuck Bailey and or get fucked by her. yes I said her. shut the fuck up. or I'll decide to call you all by the pronoun hir

Right, and I'd suck the D.

Mhm..... Yes, yes. That makes sense. Again, please.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Why should I if I wasn't trying to come up with excuses as to how fucking bailey is "still straight"? Just cuz your lips crave the manhood of a ebony man till your stomach fills with his children doesn't mean we all do

I have a trap fetish and Bailey looks hotter than the sun on that pic.

So where do I sign?

Again. I always get all happy when I read that the service worked perfectly.

Shit, I missed the beginning part... one more time?

I think you do, stop being so defensive

This 2bh.
Id fuck Bailey up the ass for nothing

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

And I would too. hnnnnnngggg

>stop not liking what I like!

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Easy now

But we both love the cock

kek

bailey jay forever

The body of a muscled man, but with a vagoober, or the body of a woman, but with a cock? Tsk, I'm bi. Fucking both of them is paradise.

BAILEY LOL

I'm fine with a dick, so 'ill take the mtf on the right

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Nah, I'm pretty sure I know what I like. I will admit, when I first saw bailey, I was attracted to it, but once I realized it has a dick, I no longer find an interest. Why?? Because it's a man. And I'm not a fucking faggot who talks shit on others for not loving cock and cum

>asserting

all ppl in the word mean nothing for me

Please, OP. you could offer me $1000 to not fuck bailey, and i'd still fuck bailey....

pick an uglier tranny next time.

but you do love the cock, don't worry, it's ok.

You don't even like cum?, how odd.

look at it this way. he/she has been taking hormones on and off for about 10 years give or take. at this point he/she is more woman than man.

just fuck whatever floats your boat and don't put labels on it. you'll sleep better at night.

I'd like to know why not wanting to fuck someone who has altered their physical appearance with drugs is off the table.

well, you did post in a thread that requires you to choose between a tranny and a manly-man with a cunt.

you are free to fuck whatever you want outside of this thread.

I'd fuck Bailey Jay so hard he would go straight.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

>tfw no gf so hairy masculine pussy is still better than no pussy.
Or sticking your dick in a guy's ass, for that matter. Nigga you gay. Guy ass is way different than girl ass.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.