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I got nothing. bump for the zyzz out there who gets bingo

ive done almost all of this

ive done almost none of this

How can you not score at least half of those squares before you're 18? (unless 'murica, backwards retards)

right

Haven't paid, gotten a triple blow job, or sent a dick pic

Hmm.
I kind of feel like I'm too advanced for Cred Forums

Im American.
Yet...

>tfw you're still a poorfag

so i need to incorporate a video camera or multiple girls?

eh

itt:liars who cheat at bingo

I must be rare for 'Murica then.....

Done all but the double and triple blowjob.

no bingo for me :(

26 year old btw

If I paid for a lap dance that ended with sex, did I pay for sex?

im gay, so substituted 'girl' for 'guy' but yeah.

n one said you had to do this before ur 18

Welp

If not, I haven't got a triple BJ or paid for sex. All else I've done.

rate my life?

Working on one or two of the ones that arnt checked off...Had a damn good time checking what I have off though So eh...cant complain...

close, but no bingo

normies leave reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i feel like all those were in one night with one girl

Well...

Wow, this one was pretty lame. Never been with more than one girl at a time, and I've never had to or wanted to pay for sex.

I think this is reasonable

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I'm
and I'm surprised by how few people have cheated. I really wish I hadn't ever, but I also felt like it was kind of a part of going through regular stuff coming up.

You all a bunch of white knights, or is there something I've missed? Is that not a part of regular life, being a kid?

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I would rather pay for sex than buy a girl drinks, at least in one you are both being honest about your relationship

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Paying for a drink is a way of testing the waters. That's no where near the same thing, and sure as hell isn't being dishonest.

Not surprised someone on Cred Forums doesn't understand the concept of flirting though.

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apparently she cheated on him with a kiss?
LMAO fucking beta

Only took 35 years

my girlfriend is the only person that finds me attractive, that's why i haven't cheated and probably why most of these other anons haven't, with relatively few being the whiteknight you're thinking of

I have a girlfriend now, havent paid for sex in a couple years. So i think i get the concept. Also, never understood strip clubs, paying good escort money to go not have sex with girls that 9 times out of 10 look worse than escorts anyway.

same

Underachiever

Lighten up and go hire yourself a hooker. Fuck.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

True story

All this occured basically once i finished high school now in college 21

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wat?

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25 here.
The only thing that'd be crossed for me is "got a blowjob," but it was by my best friend back then (we're both guys)

Almost the exact same as me. I've received a picture of my gf's tits though.

>mfw I'll have bingo if I go bang a hooker
Never been so conflicted in my life.

Ez

You didn't get the two easiest ones? What's wrong with you?

Do it, be sure you get a good one. If you are in a big city you can get some of the hottest girls in the world with enough money. Also, many pornstars moonlight as escorts in vegas.

same with me, but i'd have to buy a grill a drink instead

still in a relationship with my first gf

surely missed some things i think i'll never get to do anymore, but at least i have sex

hugh mungus

I really doubt that though. There are people for everyone, aren't there? Isn't it more about being willing to put yourself out there?

I've never cared for strip clubs either. Way to expensive, and there's really nothing to do. If I wanted to look at tits, I'd do so for free at home or on the internet.

I do have a few friends that were really into them, and paid for my cover when they asked me along. I did like hanging out, and didn't mind the tits, so I would go. Someone got me a lap-dance one time, and I thought, "Hey, I'm not dating anyone, I'm not paying for it, and I'm here. May as well."

can't say those things are worth it when compared to a long term, mutually fulfilling relationship. I'd trade a bunch of my shit to undo the damage I've wrought in my marriage.

Be grateful for your boxes, and don't wonder about what the others hold. I can tell you, behind the words written are only pain and regret.

yes there are people for everyone, my girlfriend is, so far, the only person
i'm sure there are other people out there that do find me attractive, they'll just never see me

At any rate, you seem to be happy with her. That's all that really matters anyway. I'm happy for you, user.

thanks bro, i am pretty happy with her
although i'd like to at least have sex with one other girl while i'm still young, y'know? i don't want to settle down with someone only ever having sex with that one single woman

Yeah, i do get that. It's one of those things that's funny though, because now that I have that, I think it' overrated. I've only been with 7 girls, so I'm not a player or baller or anything, but in retrospect, I would have been happier if I had just been with my wife. And I'd have damaged way fewer people in the process.

But I also remember being where you're at, and wanting that perspective.

thanks for some real actual advice, but i still want to be with at least one other girl.
and maybe when it all goes wrong and fucks me out of the only person that's ever loved me, i'll think back to this post, think back to you, and say, "why, why did i think that was a good idea?"

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Haha, sometimes life is like that though. Then you'll be me, giving you advice on Cred Forums, however many years down the line.

Godspeed user.

but

you were with her and didn't take care of her?

You are not very polite, sir.

Bingo?

Threeway was with two prostitutes btw, they both blew me but not at the same time. Ironically, I've paid for sex plenty of times but never been to a strip club.

yeah you're probably right user
at one point my life just did a 180 turn and i sometimes feel that i missed out

wish i've had the confidence that i got now when i was 18-19

>her

>coming soon
Cringe

Yeah, that makes sense. I didn't get my shit together until I was almost 28. There's something to be said for those years.

>use Cred Forums when i was b&-able
>lurk for years


Some people are on Cred Forums because its become a habit. Not everyone here is a virgin autist, but everyone who still uses Cred Forums was once one at least.

This.

Everything but pay for sex and triple blowjob

my girlfriend told me yesterday she found a girl for a threesome, how is that cringe exactly?

Same here..ah, youth

18 and love it

how are you 18 and you've bought a girl a drink?
you know that doesn't mean share your monster with her, right?

I kissed a girl when i was 20. I still wish i could go after the girl.
23 atm.

I'm not much of a hoe runner but whatevs. I had a meh life.

you do know there are countries outside the USA, and that most of them the drinking age is 18?


I know, its incredible. there's a WHOLE WORLD out there, mindblowing. You should learn about it.

Actually I change my answer. I have paid for sex..dearly. No one here has had sex without paying..with money. Mostly upfront for dinner, drinks, shoes, whatever or way down the line, but pay you did. There should be a block for having sex without paying..That would be an achievement

Lol

Bingo multiple times.

I only missed one box.

I have 2 goals now

Trying to brag about a potential threesome that likely isn't going to happen (because your gf is going to pussy out and get cold feet) to a bunch of strangers on an Taiwanese tapestry forum is full of cringe.

You can legally drink from age 15 in my country.

Germany dahhh

17 my age is

not even kidding please help me.
I dated this girl online and was going to visit her this summer but she broke up with me.
>mfw only chance i had to get out of khv

someone kill me

actually we had skype sex and shit, does that count for the 'made a girl orgasm(twice)'?
If so im slightly less autism

Welcome to amateur hour. No anal even.

Got everything except threeway, double and triple blowjob, got to git gud.

thats fucked up m8. I'm looking for a new dick socket myself after my girl fucked me over, dat bitch

aight

well this was easy

Damn

not a bf, but husband, felt like shit too because I met him and he was actually a good guy.

I don't exactly feel like I've won anything here

A lot of this was with my ex I met at Kmart. She was hot.

sorry, can't repost an empty square

brah

Forgot pic, fuck it.