Welcome to Club Kek

hm?

i know the dj

I am the dj.

lol who am i?

This place is now a gay bar

Singles head back to Weenie Hut Jr's

bitch

I brought 3 girls with me

Let me in, nigger.

roam around boy

ay bby wan sum fuk?

OK

55

and i know u

mehoynehoymenoy

Let me in! I'm with the cool kids!

thouse girls have dick faggot get the fuck out of here

the club is empty, no dubs

Hello e'one, I just got tired of fucking (I had like 10 girls this day already) so I come into yours place

Ok

welcome to kek club

roll

>go ahead and let me in, as you can see I have my dubs right here

this place open?

Owner get

hi

I'm the owner, and you're FIRED !

So what do we do here

not for you

I'm back again

Check'em

alright now boyz

Dude I'm a regular.

Let me in please

I need to pee man, let me in

hey

This is a shitty club.

trips get

Make way

yo get out of the way

move aside cunts

Shiiiit here for just a moment and yet enjoying it! The best club I've been to

Don't worry guys, I got it

Let me in

Waddup buckos

tell me whats cooler

Well guess I'll be on the sidewalk

let me in

Where the VIP be?
youtu.be/V81DlvZkxGE

PSYCHE FUCKERS!!!!!!

than being cool?

Lubadub dub

Let's go clubbing

ICE COLD

let me in nigger

Roll

welcome to club kek

i can't hear ya

Wanna banana niggana ???

oh shit waddup

I SAID WHATS COOLER

I own club kek

Fucking vip

nice

Fucking fag bouncer, let me in or I'll shoot up the club

I own this place faggets

THAN BEING COOL

Faggot, let me in

let me IIIIIIN

let me in

Time to spike some drinks

ICE COLD

Step aside.

let me in bls

welcome to club kek
Please follow me to the vip room

hahaha, fags im in

beat me up harder than my uncle

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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

The security are a bunch of cucks

ALRIGHT NOW LADIES

YEAH

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we're gonna break this thing down in just a few second

but i don't want to break this thing down for nothing

so i wanna see yall on your baddest behavior

let me in

i am your neighbor, lend me some sugar

move aside bitches

What's going on Tito?

SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

kys

Kek :^) Tite Kubo is a fag

Let me in already

Barbarians

now all beyoncees, and luci lyus, and david daugh, get on the floor

Trips get. Stand aside you fucking plebs

I am friends with Chance the Rapper on facebook. Lmin.

my bitches in there yo!

YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

O

I know you like to think your shit don't stank

woo!

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW

Get in

this VIP stuff is nice

Top kek

Move out of the way feasants

But lean a lil bit closer and see roses smell like poo poo poo

Set table with 4 Moet, faggot.

Ayyyyy, let me in

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

rollio

i HOPE i GET IN THIS TIME

C-can I g-g-go in please?!

fuck you all

the fuck ya'll doin in my club

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roll

in the club son

ok

I like the way you move *dun dun dun*

Thank you for the warm welcome

Let me in

check em

HEYYA
HEYYYYYYA

fight me you faggot, ill stomp your titties out

i'm definetly on the guest list

Let me in

Fuck yeah

HEYYYYYYA
HEYYA
HEYYYYYYA
heeeeyyya
heyya...

Let me in

hi mister nice bouncer sir, check out my bag of NotEcstacy™

roll

let me in faggot

Lemme in lemmy inside plz.

oh shit I think I forgot my dubs at home. Let me in anyway?

get 3times +420get
miya gud

And now you're gone again

roll up

sir im drunk, let me in

I'm going to snort some coke of a stripper's feminine penis tonight in the VIP zone

Or not

Roll

rolllllll

one ticket please

cot damn quints.

Not even going in

*slides $100 in your pocket*
Like these trips?

I'm in

Is the bathroom good for doing coke?

Step aside niggas

Satanic trips get

welcome to club kek

I'm the stripper, change dubs for tits

Let me in faggot

This ma club

I'm tough enogh I swaer!

my name is on the list

Club kek is for faggots

Gimme gimme gimme

sup bitches

welcome to club kek

Let me in pretty please?

worst club of all time

Praise KEK

Let me in

Heres my ID

Nice to be here

fuck y'all

fuck y'all nigga

roll

roll

Omar "Clubber" Mateen
Omar "Gayslayer" Mateen
The Commando in Orlando
Omar "LGBTBBQ" Mateen
Omar "The Queen" Mateen
Omar "The Gaydar" Mateen
Omar "Y-M-C-Pray" Mateen
Omar "The Unseen" Mateen
"Mateen Gun" Omar Mateen
Omar "Bear Season" Mateen
Omar "Frag the Fags" Mateen
Omar "Killing Machine" Mateen
Omar "Rainbow Warrior" Mateen
Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen
Omar "Shots Are On Me" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen
Omar "What Did He Mean?" Mateen
Omar " Blastin´ and Fastin´ " Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
Omar "FUBAR The Gay Bar" Mateen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "50 Gays = Good Day" Mateen
Omar "One-Man Blood Drive" Mateen
Omar "Akbar at the Gay Bar" Mateen
Omar "I Just Bagged 50 Fags" Mateen
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "The Fag Killing Machine" Mateen
Omar "Dump a Mag in Every Fag" Mateen
Omar "For the Glory Hole of Allah" Mateen
Omar "Make the Queer Disappear" Mateen
Omar "Wiping the Gay Club Clean" Mateen
Omar "Candy Ass Turned to Glass" Mateen
Omar "The Ass-Driller Blood-Spiller" Mateen
Omar "Blow Him Off, I Blow You Up" Mateen
Omar "Suck a Cock, Get the Glock" Mateen
Omar "Ramadam Thank You Ma'am" Mateen
Omar "Putting Fags Into Body Bags" Mateen
Omar "Can't Ram a Man on Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "Pray and Spray the Gay Away" Mateen
Omar "You Lick Bum? Die Like Scum" Mateen
Omar "Judgement Day at the Cabaret" Mateen
Omar "Every Sodomite Shot On Sight" Mateen
Omar "Lick a Dick, Get Bricked Quick" Mateen
Omar "Can't Eat Meat During Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "Empty My 9 at the Gloryhole Line" Mateen
Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen
Omar "Don't Eat Ass During My Holy Fast" Mateen
Omar "Dressed in Rags and Spraying Fags" Mateen

Cool

quints for the prince

Ooh baby a triple

Let me in bitch

Let me in, asshole.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Ikqalyrypbuikyltt

step aside cucks

I'll have a gin, please

indigo

I can haz VIP access?

Roll

VIP comin through looking clean

...

Gin and juice

Nigga, this is mha'crib

Roll

Close

so close to trips

Rolling in boys

I'm here

I know

I am a member I promise

This shit is not working

> quints own the place
Russians own the place without quints.

i will sneak in now, wish me luck

fuck how does this guy get in and i'm cucked

Roll

What about super weenie hut jr's?

...

Time to party, faggots!

Can I just stick my dick in the door and leave my body outside?

Hope things work out

...

I got a gun

this guy did not just take club kek hostage

No gloryhole-style for you, boy

rollolol

I swear I'm legit

Please

the owner has arived

YES

Fuck

Inspect these dubs

I'm in

Fucking quaaads

I don't wait in lines

no you aren't fgt

We're getting somewhere

to bad for you, dude

I'll just let myself in

I'm going in regardless

No no no

Dubs right here as you can see.

New member of club kek

...

Fuck around and die right now

Now

They

Let me in

dubs check

This is quite depressing

Club kek approved

Not even dubs

Im fucking taking over this sausage fest

get in here

i have a bomb

...

One off cunt

KEK is a shitty name for a club

Why is this happening

One last one, better be worth it

Im no fuckin peasant

Fucc

hey guys scarce here

M-my names on the list..

C-check again pls

You wouldn't turn away a lady would you?

I don't need these amazing numbers, I have enough money to buy everyone VIP access.

Really

hey

...

yo, tony the owner told me to come by sometimes so I'll make my way in there hahaa...

Kek

I own club now

Hello everyone, hope you're enjoying the place.

Access granted, move aside muscledog.

it's killer keemstar

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i got a 9mm in my pocket sir.
if you dont let me in ill turn this gay club into something else.

fite me

Excuse me, VIP coming through

*ahem*

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QUADS GET

i like chesse

let me in

get

fag

I play tonight!

Sup fuckers

Excuse me guys, VIP coming through

Roll

I got some "lettuce" dude, come on now

right this way sir

Hello

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