Waifu claiming thread

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hmph! I don't need one anyway! maybe I'll admit it another time though~

who knows. these threads might not die for real any time soon. I've been in serial threads that have lasted for over a year before they started occasionally dying on their own.

Cirno claim
I'm gonna try to get my uploader to also add the images to my database.
If I can do that, I'll have the basis for several different pages on my site.

Nothing really, just watching youtube playlists.
What album are you listening to?

>clock isn't at around 3:30 pm
Fake and gay

Guess our 'session' will have to wait then~

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Shiro claimed.

(Rem)
>I hate how it ended, but don't be claiming Rem pls
Haven't seen the end yet, but don't worry, I am loyal to my true love.

(Skeleton Neckbeard)
>Would you rather have Homu in mind or the skelton neckbeard claiming her?
Homu. Definitely Homu.

(Yandere)
>yea right, calling alex a stupid nigger isnt nuffin shiro
Okay, he isn't stupid. I am sorry.
Seriously though, I haven't been reported in days! No idea what happened.

Also thanks for the info user.

Help, I'm being oppressed
It's batteries have been dead for a long time
>Rattle
I'm going to try and figure my way through the installer for Rewrite. Apparently the one I got is in Japanese until you can apply the english patch

Oh...I see. Any particular comics you enjoyed?

Sounds like you have a lot on your plate, best of luck with that. Hope it turns out okay!

If Rem had a flat chest, I would be beyond happy. Not going with Ram if you're gonna tell me that.

For Glory!~

I've finished it, I was listening to leaves turn inside you
Are you alright? Not tierd anymore, yes?

Thanks. And yeah, I really wanna finish this thing. Once the website's done, I can move on to other projects

I need the website to turn out well so I can make an ad-servicing company and then a software company

Yeah I'm good.
You're posting from bed right? maybe we could play risk tomorrow.

they have been on for a while i have no reason they will actually starve
thats kinda sad, i hope i can still waste plenty of time here before that happens
kek, well you are right about that
perhaps the servers are just being retarded, you tried contacting them yet?
also it seems my help isnt needed anymore
dont pull the SJW card on me alice
eh i really liked some dutch ones, but if i were to say any american ones i really liked the DC comics though i didnt have them as a kid
i just read them online
what books do you like?
tell me when fate decided what you are going to play

I don't have any chance of winning at Risk, but sure.

Why hold the clock then?

I"m not being an SJW! I'm being a victim. Completley different
It's an artistic way of telling you that my time is up, of course

Its been decided: Kengo, Master Of Bushido today. Looks good, got it recently ^^

You can do it baby, I believe in you.

I absolutely adore nonfiction and romance. I also enjoy stories of friendship and war, those always get to the feels. I finished A Seperate Peace in a few days, kinda struck home. Wouldn't say I'm that big of a fan of fiction, but if the story can satisfy, I definitely will give it a try!

Well, if you belive in me, then I can surely do it

Don't tell the other loli claimers, but I actually like oppai.

Yes, I was able to reach xir(happy now, homu). Thanks a lot anyway!

Are you even smart enough to think of something like that?
I-I mean.. Obviously!

That's the spirit.
I want to see you beat me.

I don't blame you, so long as they don't sag

I like them small, firm and attached to sporty chicks.

Boop

...how'd this?

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No, I actually came up with that on the spot when you asked me about it. Sometimes I can think quickly in a tight situation

Beep

I was going to claim cancer, but you fags already have it on lockdown. Go back to /a, weeaboos

8.3 / 10

Cinnamon bun

Cred Forums doesn't like us
not all waifus from animu/manga

Everyone knows Cred Forums is worse. You moron.

Good, this is under new bullshit image size.

How many people do you see her talking about anime?

Cutiepie~

Ah. Shouldn't be too hard. Worst case scenario you hit cancel on accident.
>Rattles

Cred Forums is a fucking cancerous shithole for this thread. Cred Forums is a much better place.

>DFC traitor
Nah, I dont actually care. I was one of the ones calling for ceasefires.

I regret all of my decisions immensly

Best type moon claimed.

Hello Rory, do you mean you don't like the change made by Hiroshimoot?
I need to go back to the torrent page and try to find a installation guide. The autorun doesn't work, and I think there was something about only extracting part1.
What are you playing btw?
>rattle ratttttttle

What happend, Togame? I'm here for you, my man.

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Please respond

You are? How did you get into my house?

Could you please leave?

did you catch cancer again?

Nothing any more. Considering a nap. I'm tired.

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Something happen?
I do mean that change. Cropping my phones pics down by a third was enough.

pls respond on telegram :(

A nap might be good thing to do then. What time is it there?

Pumpkin

:(
i just wanted a hug

Isn't it the absolute best thing Hiroshimoot has ever done to Cred Forums? I love compressing half of my images

1:12 PM

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Honey
Are you comfy?

Yes, it has some troubles with people and things, it's fine for the most part I just overreact in these situation and that has brought about awkwardness

Stop being so dull, god!

Afternoons are a popular time for naps. Did you sleep poorly again?

I'm back faggots

Please stop begin so unoriginal, maybe share some dick pics with them on telegram
They'll surely love it
You disgusting maggot

What's a "DFC traitor"?

Yeah. Very comfy
You?

Spoder Man is better than you are

I agree with chen. togame should share dick pics.

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I wonder where Yuno went..

Welcome back, Spidey.

I love being on mobile and unable to do that. Makes me warm and fuzzy.
>I believe I called him a slant-eyed gookbag whore last night
Ah. Well, I hope it works out. If the people are being turds then they need heads out of asses, if they're just being difficult they need head out of asses.
Delicious Flat Chest. There was a flame war about a month after I joined /waifu/ that was tig ol bitties versus delicious flat chest.

shes dead

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Good.
I am

hug me then >.>

They will, I know from first hand expirience

>You disgusting maggot

Tsk, tsk, tsk you are taking things too seriously again, you really are the saddest person i have ever met you phony hypocrite

You missed your opportunity

Yeah, i'm hoping it works out

I seem to remember you saying that. Trying to fix images on mobile is horrid, I do it on my desktop then move them over. It's how I get them to my laptop anyway
Tig ol bitties are awful. Flat chest forever

it's never too late. I will get them some day.

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Well, sorry for not replying directly, but I gotta dash. Did a dumb yesterday and didnt fuel up on the way home, so now I have to fuel up before work.

Yuuki!~

You're boring. You never won an argument.
LUL
Seems like I'm too much for your little brain, you goose

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im sorry for the late replies, my dad made me do some retarded cleaning stuff
eventhough i was sick in bed all day
ah well
nah its basically the same
but fine i will play along
stop being a bitch alice and go to sleep
i dont know that kek
is it on gamecube? thought i had all the good games on it
huh i never actually found non fiction appealing in the slightest, no offence, although i really enjoy the subject history, written books have nener been on my to-do list
why do you prefer them so highly over fiction?
>xir
kek, yea you better use those pronouns correctly you bigot
no problem, how was your weekend man?

See you later Rory, have a good day at work

Squad up.

Welcome brother

Cute

Bye Rory

Is that a promise, a vow even?

What can i say, I'm easy to outsmart

Oh, i'm just whirling though, your actions sure have me beat

It was a PS2 game but its a blue disk and those don't run well on my PS2 so instead I'm gonna play Epoch, which is a PC game.
>I was kinda excited to play Kengo too.

Eru!~

not really either. just something I generally have very little trouble getting when I want it. we'll see. you're safe for now. I don't even have you on steam or discord. and I don't have telegram.

Baby

Yeah, that's pretty much it. I'm too perplex for a simple-minded human being who takes internet life so seriously

No, it's not sleep time anymore

How goes it? ^^

Hey! I'm not exactly against fiction or anything. I read Manga in my free time, usually on the weekend. When it comes down to that kind of fiction, I'd say I like it. I truly enjoy stories about the past myself. When it comes down to the wire, I like reading about true events like wars and such. Mind telling me what books really interest you nowdays?

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

Yes?

>Alice
But that's Lacie?

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um. alright.

2 off trips.

Oh, I won't give out steam just yet, but I'll give you my discord sometime in the future

>for now
Points for foreshadowing

This dull son of a bitch is taking things super seriously and basically you're fucking sad.

How? ...Just watch the free video >
youtu.be/7jbZ8RdBzwY

nice feet

nice cock

sounds like a plan. I await the day eagerly.

Hello
When are you going to sleep? I don't know where you are

Pretty good, got home from the gym not too long ago, other than that nothing to complain about. Took a statistics exam earlier, I think I did pretty good on it. You?

Didn't even notice.
Are you getting tired babe?

Outdated meme.
You're too obsolete.

They look very similar and people keep doing weird things with her hair so I didn't notice. Killing myself now
>thank you for pointing it out

No. Oh, im from Latvia, its 11:35pm here.

Goodnight.

Not really, just a bit bored.

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oh okay that sucks, but why dont blue disks run on PS2?
and eh what game is that? you play some obscure games man kek
guess i misssed my chance to be funny
then what time is it?
yea well i should have guessed you like fiction since you are on a waifu board
yea i guess wars can be fun, i dont know why but i like the extra spice a writer can put in with his freedom
mind sound boring as fuck but i am having a physics class with the main subject being astrophysics and light atm
its really interesting to me so i read a few of the books i need to study for it
pls no

Oh. Good night then

Nice. I've been hanging out at home and chillin, I did a bit of homework ^^
I don't know, it just made a bunch of weird noises and said "Disk Read Error."
Epoch is like a classic RPG with some innovative designs, and Real Time combat instead of turnbased, I love it.

Hello to you all! I hope that you all are feeling well.

>Taiga claimed

17:40
It'll be time to eat soon

false, i'm relevant as ever

I need to got for now though, I'll catch you later

Though a small note is that I never actually used discord seriously, I made to get into the one made for the threads, but people didn't want me in, so I didn't get to use it at all

Hello!

what a shame. maybe you just need a reason to use it more, like someone to talk to.

farewell for now.

Aye, that's pretty true.

Hi Taiga ^^
Heyo~

I see, hope you find something fun to do.

>people didn't want me in

:(((((( togame

I have to do that too
>package tracking site sells package was delivered
>it wasn't
>why god why

Taiga!!~

It's a neko Yuuki!
How're you?

It's a Neko Shiro!
>now it's a Santa Yuuki

H...h...h...hiiiiiiiiii

I just want to watch some good streams.
can't you just stream yourself playing shovel castle? I forgot the name

WHERE'S MUGI, I'LL SUCK HIS WEINER RIGHT OFF

I'm ready for the tea.
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Hey there! How are you?
Hello qt! What's up?

>Mfw that happened to me but it was my laptop
>Mfw they fucked up the delivery so they took it back to the main fedex place
>Had to drive two towns over on the freeway to get my laptop
Worth it tho.
I'm pretty good, playin Epoch, its fun ^^
How bout you?
Playin Epoch, its this epic RPG type game, real time combat and cool gear, I love it ^^

ah, ok. I wasn't aware of that

So, maybe this chart is relevant?

>Cirno

what a pervert.

Yeah, I know that feeling.
Same. She's my waifu, stop ;_;

>shovel castle
It's shovel knight, and I don't think it's humanly possible to stream from 3ds tbh

Doesn't sound boring at all! I've always been about astrophysics, it really intrigues me. On the topic of fiction I definitely can agree with you there. Fiction allows an author so much more depth for their characters. Some of my favorite books of war are fictional, infact.
Best of luck with your studies, Yuno.

>I've been trying to have a serious argument and all you do is reply with pasta

Geez, old Togame was such an easly offended guy, now look at him, always replying with pastas, and basically being what he hates. Cancer.

I just really like tea.

It's a Santa Yuuki!
Let me take a guess, boring homework?
Don't be nervous! Or whatever that stuttering means. How're you?
Doing pretty good! I bought Dead Rising 1 on Steam yesterday. Haven't played it in years, and considering it's in my top 10 favorite games of all time, I am super excited to start playing it again.
See the reply above.
Hello there. I keep on meaning to talk to you but never do.
Alice-u!

Damn it.

Got that sick gaming laptop did you?

I found out one of my friends is an escort after going for some casual drinks with her. We've been out of touch for a while and I feel sort of bad about it since we used to be roommates.

How is everybody else's day going?

Later yes. I have more pressing issues to tend to, as I can't find the package I ordered..

everyone is cancer now

Claimed the cutest little girl of the bunch ;3

Oh, that's no good! Speaking of packages, I recently ordered a poster of Shiro. Pretty excited about that.

It's all Sachii fault, also the reason Konata became cancer.

Just tell me what you want of me baby! I'll duck your dick, I'll suck your fucking dick amn, just fucking tell me what you need me to do to love me!

I'll take a porcupine and shone it up my ass, can't you see you're all I have you beautiful memein faggot!

I reply normally, you say I'm too serious, I'm reply like a faggot, you say I'm not serious enough, I just want to eat your ass out! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

Ohhh babhy stop it you know I like it when you talk dirtyy!

*Puts on my wizard hat and robe

How, it's seems pretty fun! I just bought the latest Attack on Titan game, it's fun.
Babyyyy, how are youuu?
That game was so fuuun to play!

Nice, I wanna get a poster of Yuuki, but I don't like any of the ones I've found, they're all either too small or just a bad picture

oh I'm sure you do
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hello shiro, nice to meet you. I'm beatrice. I'm not always the most talkative, but I'm here a lot because #nolife.

how's it going?

Not good! I can't find my package that got delivered today

Hello Dr. Pepper

Do you live in a fucking mansion or something? Maybe your dog buried it in the back yard

So jejune.

That's it for me, i need to sleep or some gay shit

Christina, just pay her and have some fun.
That's pretty sad! What was the content of it?
Kek

yeah run to bed you cum guzzling homo.
>sleep well

So far, pretty good! Had a nice cup of joe to wake me up. Now waiting in anticipation for the psychology thread.

cachemonet.com
I'm kinda bored too.

im doing to many things at once damn
im gonna rest a bit im not feeling well at all
later guys
yea its amazing i love it, but i will be honest the amazing professor i have triggered me in this
oh really hah, thats funny but yea fiction can be really great
have a good dinner, dont let you waifu be stolen
have fun gaming
im sorry i am reacting so slow

Or maybe stop taking threads so seriously lol

Hi Alice! Done much today?
I don't bat for the other team anymore but I'd think about it if she wasn't so expensive

DR1 is pretty fun, I like DR2 a lot too.
Aw yea boi.
>ITS LEGIT
Nice, I wanna get that shit.

There are a lot of random gifs?

goodnight

Indeed! My favorite psychopath would either be the clown or the sniper family.
This is the image I'm going to get on the poster.
That image is pretty lewd.
It's nice to meet you too.
Yes I do see you here a lot.
It's pretty good, just got back from school and may kick back with some vidya now. How about you?

Not really anything no. Stayed home sick from school. Other than that event, how was your day?

Pretty A E S T H E T I C huh?

Yeah, always better to keep our money for some 2D shit.
You should, but it's kinda expensive. I would wait for it to go on sale. I bought it 'cause I'm quite fond of the serie and already had the first game on 3DS.
Those fucking snipers!

yeah, it's from a very lewd comic.

I'm just gonna be here lurking and posting a little while I play SMT IV apocalypse. just started it last night, love it already. I can imagine critics might say it's just more of the same thing from SMT IV but considering how much I loved that one I have no complaints in that. was able to just jump right in and go.