Hey Cred Forums

Hey Cred Forums
Prove you're not a nigger
My proof
>I wrote this

Keked to this

I'm slowly starting believe Charles Manson was right about Helter Skelter

I've never stolen anybody's bike before

Wtf

I only stay at hotels not live in them

A likely story, nignog

I just got home from work.

i prefer subway to kfc

I listen to Kendrick Lamar and say nigga instead of "n-word"

The only reason my dad left my family is because he died

I'm financially stable.

I don't riot in the streets when I don't get what I want. I care about members of my own race, hell even outside of my own race. I go to school to learn and not sell drugs. My parents have a college fund they set aside for me years ago. I drive a jeep. Whenever I make a bbq, I don't buy ribs. I treat elders and people of authority with the respect they deserve. Do I keep going?

you win op

here have a doge

I'm not a criminal.

I have a father

I have a degree.

I frequently listen to Johnny Horton Makes History. and respect that slavery was a choice of the world and not just white men.

Also I actually have a quarter with me when I go to Aldi's

I respect the police

I don't get white girls

Lmao whiteboi

jag ar amerikansk, bor i california, och tala svenska.

so you are a nigger

>died
Yeah right kiddo

I think about this too sometimes.

But I'd still rather be a weeb than a nigger.

Just let that sink in, shit skin.

i'm not gay

I fuck dogs , cats , roadkill , practically any species of wildlife i find in my yard.

Because every single American does that. It's a holiday for us, you retard. You've never heard of fuck your dog day? What the fuck is wrong with you.

I don't have a small dick.

Milo Yianoppolis is my hero

and youre a raging homo that keeps a montage of cocks on hand, this guy checks out.

why...sigh...would you...
never mind

dude i literately just confirmed i am white male brother.

I can play with a plastic gun and not get shot.

100% not nigger here.
Also, I have a father

I'm going to vote Trump

my nigger detector is going off the charts.

I've never said "wat dat mean?"

i can read

You should check your faggot detector it should be off the radar next to you. rathar be a nigger than a cuck that keeps dick pics

I can read you post and reply with "I am not a nigger"

I don't wear timbs

he keeps them for niggers like you

I can read

What's a nigger? Are they anything like a google?

I don't eat watermelon on a daily basis

>Because every single American does that.
Only white americans by my count.

I can read cursive and swim.

My name is Shaun King

>we waz kangs

kek faggot forgot to reply

I live in Virginia by choice.

I do not share a 200 ml. Size alcoholic beverage with 5 other niggas

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

I think these dubs should suffice as proof. Check 'em.

ok, mr satan

Uh
Uhm
we wuz kangs and shiet

Only niggers Bbq ribs? Bullshit

...

i've never been at kfc

and i can drink milk without pooping out disgusting stuff that has the same colour as my skin

I never blame my shortcomings on other people

mine went to go get a pack of cigs. it must be a long way to the store because he's been gone a while

Thats not necessarily what he said.
Just that all niggers HAVE to have dem ribz

you know you have to be 18 right? no middle school fags allowed

Niggers? I think you mean googles.