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>woke up
>went to school
>had a free period, computing, another free period, then double networking
>contemplated asking a girl out but decided against it because i'm too autistic
>went home
>got fined £20 for the ticket machine not working at the train station, not going to dispute it, just going to pay it
>finished torrenting Rise Of The Tomb Raider
>played that for a bit
>had a nap
>played Inside for a bit
>went on Cred Forums
>rolled on a Things To Do thread
>wrote a greentext about my day

Roll

OK, let's go for it.

>wake up 5:20am roll over unplug phone from charger
>fap to misc threads on Cred Forums
>get out of bed and make coffee and a sandwich
>watch one episode from season two narcos
>back to Cred Forums
>fap again
>go to youtube to see if any new videos to watch
>nope
>skim through Cred Forums Cred Forums and Cred Forums catalogs
>post in dubs thread
>single get
>fap
>see this thread
>roll
>get 1

Fuck me up nigga

Why not? Roll

Just bored enough to do it.

you ask where your thot is

she is in the kitchen

i am on the block

and your bitch is cooking dinner

it is deliciouss

raul

Went out of cig's and couldn't come to the shop for 4 hours. Was shit, man.

Alrighty, roll

Find the first animated porn of my favourite Pokemon... and is shit

Fucking furfags, ruins anything

I ate paper since I couldn't think of anything else. It was stale and probably a lot of it would hurt you.

Of course I've eaten everything edible inside my fucking house at least once. I bought the fucking things for a reason. That one was fucking stupid.

roller skates

rollin

Gosh the best thing? Idk man I usually end up hating everything. I guess coming home after a long day was pretty nice

My attempt.

Nigger tongue my cock vein

>Heliolisk
>695
>Is the National Pokedex number

KEK

rell

Rolleriono

>be me
>in high school, riding in back of bus with friends
>one of them starts to talk
>"why is japanese porn so weird? i mean you have fucking tentacles and shit"
>"haha yeah, you're right"
>i browse /d/ frequently

rell

My psychology lecture notes

>Rollarino

Fuck too much work

>8AM wake up, brush teeth, shower
>9AM-5PM work work work work
>5PM-6PM masturbate and shower
>630PM-8PM MMA gym (not yet complete)
>830PM-midnight Faff about
>midnight-8AM sleep

Wheeling

dont have a phone/camera reroll

Roll.

seems like that's gonna take a while, I'm just gonna post one I did the other day

> pre02.deviantart.net/188b/th/pre/i/2016/236/d/4/leaving_arlington_by_greendoctor-daf39ab.jpg

Bought my brother some earbuds cus his birthdays coming up, problem is he makes a fuckton of money, so theres really jo reason for me to fucking buy them.

I like paper its nice to chew on

Rip

>go to cologne for christmas markets
>start feeling ill, near the cathedral
>walking into cathedral
>fuckfuckfuck
>feel im about to throw up
>run outside
>not fast enough
>end up puking allover the glass doors and the doorway to the cathedral
>ran away as fast as i could

I saw an 86 with an exhaust delete fly by me. Reminded me of /o/

...

This is as good as its going to get. I cant draw.

rollin

Lmao what a lil doggo

didnt read, will after. roll

rolleepolli

Then why the fuck did you buy him a shitty gift. If he has a fuck ton of money, make him something that is priceless. Like a homemade flashlight

>best thing to happen to you today
found 10 dollars on the ground

>be me, alcoholic >
>wake up and immediately take a shot, then a pint of lager, then my coffee
>shoer, smoke a cig, then off to school
>sit in class(web dev student ) watching a video on actionscript
>go to bathroom, take a shot, then a smoke
>go back to class, tired
>lunchtime.swf
>smoke my lunch like always
>get home
>sit on b for hour
>decide to roll itt

what u buy with it

Did you just call me a dogo?

Or go on a trip with him, something meaningful

Yes

roll

Oh, ok then

So hows it goin