Hey Cred Forums, I've got this shitty fucking keychain from my bitch ex. I don't know where else to turn. Dubs decide what I do with it. Pic related.
Hey Cred Forums, I've got this shitty fucking keychain from my bitch ex. I don't know where else to turn...
put it in your ass
In the pooper it goes
Throw it away. You don't need to be reminded of the past bro. Just think about the future.
Keychain in pooper
in the ass it goes my friend
Pooper it goes, also gay
ass ass ass ass ass
Jizz on it and use it as a dildo
re-roll
cum on it
Shit on it. If you can't shit, insert in ass.
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
Swallow it
roll
Reroll
draw a penis on it
winrar
Put it up your ass
Winrar
Pooper
rolling
Japan is an island by the sea which is filled with volcanoes and it's beautiful! In the year -1,000,000,000, Japan might not have been here. In the year -40,000, it was here and you could walk to it and some people walked to it. Then, it became warmer, some icebergs melted, it became an island and now there are lots of trees! (because it's warmer.) So now, there's people living on the island. They're basically just sort of hanging out inbetween the mountains, eating nuts off trees and using the latest techology like stones and bowls. Ding-dong! It's the outside world and they have technology from the future like really good metal and crazy rice farms. Now, you can make a lot of rice really really quickly. That means if you own the farm, you own a lot of food which is something everybody needs to survive so that makes you king. Rice farming and rice kingdoms spread across the land all the way to here. The most important kingdoms were here, here, here, here, here, here and here, but this one was the most most important, ruled by a "heavenly superperson" or "Emperor" for short. Knock-knock. Get the door, it's religion. The new prince wants everyone to try this hot new religion from Baekje. "Please try this religion." he said. "No." said everybody. "Try it!" he said. "No." said everybody again, quieter this time. And so, the religion was put into place and all the rules had came with it. Then, the government was taken over by another clique and they made some reforms, like making the government govern more and making the governmant more like China's government more like China's government, which is a government that governs more. "Hi, dipshit." said China. "Can you call me something else other than dipshit?" said Japan. "Like what?" said China. "How about Sunrise land?" said Japan. And they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book about themselves and then they made lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves.
op now deliver you faggot
Here you go Cred Forumsro
OP you better deliver
Throw it into a skillet or pan of some sort on high and cook it with all of the salt you have
Re-roll
Re-re-roll!
Re-re-re-roll!!!
Re-re-re-re-roll!!!!!
Keychain in pooper
microwave (obviously without the metal bit)
Roll
Dude cum on it wait it to dry and di it again. Cum on it so much that it's enveloped in a cum cocoon and put it in one of those ring boxes "the fancy shit they pop open to get married in movies" and leave it in her mail box
Re-re-re-re-re-roll!!!!!!!
Rolling
Winraaaar
Is OP gonna deliver or be a faggot?