This is a friend's wife, Heather Carleton. Please share this and say some prayers that she is found safe.
Missing from Excelsior Springs Missouri since 9-25-2016 at approx 1am. This is a stock photo of the kind of car Heather left in. If you live in or around the Excelsior Springs area, I ask you to keep your eyes peeled as you travel the back roads and such for this vehicle. The police are aware of that she is missing and are looking for her. Contact Excelsior Springs to Police Department for any information you can provide. Please share this post to get the word out to find Heather. #findheather
Leo Turner
Faggot
Josiah Green
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs Me: Everything's done. GTFO Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house. Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee. Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else. Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies. Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew Me: You do that. Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob* Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
Owen Kelly
This is serious. Please help.
Evan Gonzalez
Faggot
Brody Robinson
I have her. $100,000 4 her back
Benjamin Reed
I'll keep an eye out but i dont travel to that area often. But ill be downtown a little later.
Alexander Clark
This is now a dubs thread. Also generally funny file names.
Xavier Hall
Please help him find her.
Ryan Cox
Kek
Jaxson Garcia
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Asher Jackson
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Christian Sanders
He ate her. Jesus, what a landwhale!
Elijah Gray
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Brayden Carter
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Nolan Cox
Dont worry OP. Everything will be fine. Heather is an adult she can make her own decisions.
Fucking hell its not africa where people disappear for many moons
Jackson Howard
Sorry bud, "friends"? Im not buying it
Asher Wilson
fuck. Thought you had em
Michael Morales
Them? How did you know about the other one?
Adrian Price
Missouri, hunh? If she knew anything about Whitewater, she's gone now.
Nolan Wilson
The government took her. She knew too much user
Alexander Adams
Believe me or not he is a good friend of mine and is desperately trying to find her. Please if you have any information call the police in Excelsior Springs thank you.
Eli Gray
NYPA
(Unless there's a reward, then I'll help.
(But my effort will be decided by the reward amount.)
Caleb Wilson
she looks like a feminist, no thanks op
Matthew Price
She had information on Hillary Clinton that could lead to an indictment.... you'll never see her again. I... I'm sorry user.