I will kill myself today

I will kill myself today.

The only way to stop me is if you post a meme to surpass all memes, an image so dank it will cure my cancer, what I need to keep living is the kush of the gods, the true ubermeme.
>pic unrelated

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Don't do it faggot

do a flip faggot

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A-a-are you supposed to shit daily? It usually takes me a few days before I feel the need to go.

could it be...

kek'd

At least watch the great meme debate before offing yourself

You should go see a doctor

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Everyone is different, but the research agrees we should all poop every day. The range of healthy is typically 1-3 times a day, and it can vary day-to-day. That was from google.

>name's James. James Bond
>the anagraphe employee asks for the surname
>"Bond"
>the anagraphe employee scribbles, then shows paper
>mfw my name is James James Bond, Bond

damn it i lose everytime

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I'm going to search for a hidden message in this picture. There better be one nigger

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