You enter your bedroom and you see this. What do you do?

You enter your bedroom and you see this. What do you do?

Hello friend. Would you like a coke?

Wanna play smash bros?

need a leg?

I realise the ritual was a success

Sell him to a japanese weird porn company

Let him play every instrument on rockband

This.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>Call the brigadier general.
>mfw human transmutation is illegal.
>mfw we never see Nina again despite the hours of screen time both shows got.

dissect it. FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!

Grab the hand lotion and unzip my pants as usual

...

Find a hole and start fucking.

...

360...piss on it...180...run the fuck out of the house

take a photo and post in Cred Forums

Prepare myself for the handjob of the century.

I say go back to fucking facebook
fuck
what is Cred Forums turning into

it has a mouth

WD-40 + lighter.

I hate spiders.

I say >Hello Chum, can I give you a hand?

Probably just like... Piss on it or something.

Prepare myself for the fistfucking of the century.

Are you a scientist user?

Flip it over and give it a football helmet with a GoPro. Follow it around the alleyways of the Seattle bars at night while playing a distorted version of that tune all the ice cream trucks play...

I dunno.
I'd get surprised, i guess.

Yell "Y U YOU B BABORTED!?"

How is that even possible...

>9 arms
>no dick
I will end his suffering

Bend over and press your ass against the monitor

Yea... I'm gonna hafta go ahead and knife-cut a gash in this thing if I'm ever going to fuck it

fucking dumbass

newfag detected

took the bait

Mmmmm, smell that newfag. Smells gud

Catch it & sell it to the first freakshow to give me $50k cash

Give him a hand

Go downstairs, get the broom, unscrew it, beat him repeatedly with it.
Then, stab it through him and exorcise it

Underrated

>You enter your bedroom and you see this. What do you do?

Squash it, pick it up with a paper towel and throw it away.

Grab the teriyaki sauce and fire up the wok

fuck it

Give him a bike

Ask for the world's greatest handjob

It's why I own a shotgun.

Hey bud, can you lend a hand?

check my map

I was so disappointed it took this many posts for someone to say "fuck it"

What happened to this site?

>actually assuming i have a home

Literally my exact thought

put dick in mouth

Take it to the Biology department.

If sober---kill it with fire.

If drunk---piss in its mouth then laugh and set it on fire and youtube its death throes.

Ask it if there are any orifices that my dick can fit in other than its mouth