You enter your bedroom and you see this. What do you do?
You enter your bedroom and you see this. What do you do?
Hello friend. Would you like a coke?
Wanna play smash bros?
need a leg?
I realise the ritual was a success
Sell him to a japanese weird porn company
Let him play every instrument on rockband
This.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>Call the brigadier general.
>mfw human transmutation is illegal.
>mfw we never see Nina again despite the hours of screen time both shows got.
dissect it. FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
Grab the hand lotion and unzip my pants as usual
...
Find a hole and start fucking.
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360...piss on it...180...run the fuck out of the house
take a photo and post in Cred Forums
Prepare myself for the handjob of the century.
I say go back to fucking facebook
fuck
what is Cred Forums turning into
it has a mouth
WD-40 + lighter.
I hate spiders.
I say >Hello Chum, can I give you a hand?
Probably just like... Piss on it or something.
Prepare myself for the fistfucking of the century.
Are you a scientist user?
Flip it over and give it a football helmet with a GoPro. Follow it around the alleyways of the Seattle bars at night while playing a distorted version of that tune all the ice cream trucks play...
I dunno.
I'd get surprised, i guess.
Yell "Y U YOU B BABORTED!?"
How is that even possible...
>9 arms
>no dick
I will end his suffering
Bend over and press your ass against the monitor
Yea... I'm gonna hafta go ahead and knife-cut a gash in this thing if I'm ever going to fuck it
fucking dumbass
newfag detected
took the bait
Mmmmm, smell that newfag. Smells gud
Catch it & sell it to the first freakshow to give me $50k cash
Give him a hand
Go downstairs, get the broom, unscrew it, beat him repeatedly with it.
Then, stab it through him and exorcise it
Underrated
>You enter your bedroom and you see this. What do you do?
Squash it, pick it up with a paper towel and throw it away.
Grab the teriyaki sauce and fire up the wok
fuck it
Give him a bike
Ask for the world's greatest handjob
It's why I own a shotgun.
Hey bud, can you lend a hand?
check my map
I was so disappointed it took this many posts for someone to say "fuck it"
What happened to this site?
>actually assuming i have a home
Literally my exact thought
put dick in mouth
Take it to the Biology department.
If sober---kill it with fire.
If drunk---piss in its mouth then laugh and set it on fire and youtube its death throes.
Ask it if there are any orifices that my dick can fit in other than its mouth