Bored. Trips decides what I shove up my dick. Be reasonable please, and I'll deliver...

Triple a battery pls

Salt

A hooker tranny fem penis

Found the thread. Here's the pic in question

Rolling for this

A Vagina

Nvm, forget the the fem dick. Rolling for this

This

Bend Straw

A piece of cake.

Rolling for this

Glass shard

reroll

A pic of bailey Jay.

Your own asshole

Your mom's vagina.

A nail (flit end in first)

Reroll

Reroll

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Sharpie

A bug

A pokemon card

Thumbtack

The fuck?

A worm

A spider

3.5mm headphone jack

A nigger

It seems people took a like my idea
>a bug

A cheeto.

Concentrated poop, if anyone has that pic plz post for relevance

Banana.

so close, reroll

A fork that u have just eaten with

Sharpie in peepee

King Size Sharpie

A lit joint

An usb.

roll

A lego block

A fun dip stick

roll

I nearly just died trying

Crayon shaped Sidewalk chalk

for the iphone!

Roll. I'm not rolling, I want you to stuff a dinner roll in your cock

Another man's penis

Winrar

(if dubs try a pinkie)

a toothbrush, bristle side

Its trips yo

rolero

rll

rolling

rollios

A lit candle small enough until too hot to bear

Shave ur pubes and stiff em in there

r0l

A D6 die

...

R011

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A spoon handle

>:)
rel

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A fork handle

r0ol

r9ll

Samsung Galaxy S5 charger

Trying a new thing....scissors?

rusty nail

r4ll

wayne rooney

French fries straight from mcdonalds, see how many u can fit

Reroll

rol;ll

OP here, these all seem achievable

Fill your dick hole with coke.

rol1

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pour hot sauce down it with a funnel

rolror

Reeses penut butter cup, just jam it in there

hroll

D-cell battery

kek, reroll

Glue

chopstick

Stick a straw down it, Then pour orange juice down it. Piss it out.

rol

Pen, then write with it in your Peehole

Kill yourself fag

roll

Reroll

Kek this

roll

One last reroll, I need this

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AA battery

Straw

This guy

Please

Cellphone

Sidewalk chalk

CORKSCREW

NAO

wooden stick, or toothbrush, brushes first

Rape

This

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Coco puffs

kek

Molten hot iron

OH SHIT SATAN TRIPS DEMANDSSS

roooolll

WINRAR!! DEVIL SAYS CORKSCREW!!

Checkd

YOU FAGGOT, That was our only chance

Winrar. Stick a corkscrew in there

RARWIN

OP here. Searching for one right now

do it up lets see this cork screw in the piss hole

OH SHIT

Take a paper clip and bend it into one long piece of metal, then shove up dick.

DIS GON BE GUD

You're pinky

My dick cringes at just the thought of this

I am thumb nice to meet you

septs get, override with glue

a 12 inch dildo

I am gonna roll for this upcoming get

Dish soap

Reroll

Bleach

Rereroll

Fuck, sorry I can't find one in my house. Neither me nor roommates have one. Pick another

Your finger

ReRereroll

REREREREROLL

If septs i demand u to cut ur frenulum and shove the lose string into ur shaft

100 more to go

I'll roll for this

Septs get, rolling for sharpie

OP just shove another screwdriver in your dick. deep. tell us what you do have there lets not spend all night lookin for shit

So close

flower stem

...

If septs then post your address to me over steam.

Molten hot iron -> urethra

rolling for a habanero pepper

Hit me up with that shoe string lace, b.

A shoelace poked up the length of your ureter via a hotdog fork. I want to see if it really is possible to push something all the way up to a dude's bladder.

Aye, papi. OP, listen to this man.

Woman. But yes, please do.

3.5 mm adapter seemed fun. Bonus headphone plugged into it

Now, for a pencil as deep as possible

Reroll

Rereroll

One last try

Where the fuck is everyone?

OP, I think they abandoned the thread for porn...

jam this up ur pee hole

I doubt he has a K-bar, user

I've been trying but I can't get it any farther than an inch. Shoelace keeps bunching up without going forward

Boredom, I guess. Should've given less choices

Eh, it happens. Any personal requests? I could do chopstick, try battery, fork, another screwdriver...

Toenail clippings.

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