This is your body type now

This is your body type now.

Wat do?

an hero

Kill myself

Get some dumbbells and start hitting shoulders

get mcdonalds

Become a Coyote and use my fat rolls and some O2 tanks to smuggle immigrants into the Land of Liberty so they can pursue The American Dream.

Cardiac Arrest

Expand more and more until I encompass the universe and become one with all

Become a youtuber

Swallow 40 pounds of tannerite, go on a shooting spree, take hostages.

Make it so when the police sniper comes, the only available space of my mass to hit would be my stomach/back where the bullet will still enter the stomach.

Proceed to let the sniper have the greatest kill-shot of all time.

be glad i lost weight

thanks!

sport and body working cant repair this, massive skin layers will be left, and surgery will leave massive scars
fuck fat people and googles

male feminism and tumblr

Very generous

Fast

Can reach dick still?

Yes... Jerk off
No .... An Hero

Move to Japan and become a sumo wrestler.

Nevermind...

Sumo wrestlers arent just fat
They endurance train so the muscles they have are immensely strong, but not visible
Then they eat a shitload to appear fat, and be heavier
They train day to night, 12 hours,and constantly eat

stop eating obviously.

I wouldn't want that body type myself but I do think that body type is kinda hot

This

Embrace it, Knowing i'll never see or feel my penis again is a small price to pay for beating those snarky little asian cunts at hotdog eating contests.

weeb kys

Put down the fork.

Smoke so much hash I can't get up, talk or eat.

Basically become hash-zombie living off mentos and diet cherry coke until I'm sub 250 pounds and can exercise at a moderate intensity.

Easy.

>Go get my Handicapped parking pass
>park in the best spot at the local walmart
>hop on a scooter cart
>ask young betas who take care of themselves to reach on the top self and grab some 2-liters of Dew for me
>fall off my scooter
>Cry for betas to help poor, disabled me
>get home
>apply for my disability money

but smoking weed gives you the munchies you retard

An hero.

diet and physiotherapy, then couch to 5k, starting strength, then start Sumo training.

Congratulate myself for losing 400 pounds.

Diet and exercise... is there some other option?

Enjoy those skin flaps

Lose weight and get flappy skin surgically tucked.

Document entire process to show the lazy fat fucks its not genetics, just laziness.

Suicide

Suicide and hope for purgatory because heaven has a staircasel

Start doing hard drugs to curtail my appetite.

eat my feet

I would say kill myself, but my arms would probably be to heavy to lift themselves to my head. And that doesn't even include the weight of the gun.

Stop eating.

He's right. I watched a documentary about it years ago. Ever see Austin Power's Goldmember? Remember that shower scene with Fat Bastard? Sumo wrestlers train together in like a fancy resort.

No.... your brain just realizes it's body wants food, and you're hungry... weed doesn't make you hungry. Hunger is biological, not chemical - goofball.

Roll off a bridge

Begin a year long Meth binge, then start over a new life with new teeth

he's right, I do Sumo. It's fun, a good workout, and $10 a session. Training like that full time will make you an athlete, even if you do have fat. Check Chiyonofuji.

>be happy
>celebrate
Holy shit I lost a lot of weight.

Roll down hills

At this point, I must keep going. Consume everything. Become the universe.

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Kurt cobain

Blame everything but my poor eating habits and fight to make this body type normal and acceptable in society.

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set up giant tarp based slip and slide
>make amazing slow motion flab .gif's

poke a hole in myself and let the fat leak out

You dont have to be a weeb to know basic shit or be aware of how shit works dumbass

Sumo wrestlers actually are as strong or stronger than most bodybuilders
Its form over function
Do alot of reps for strong muscle. Heavy weights for visible muscle
Sumos just do endurance, then eat alot