What kind of girlfriend do you want

White chicks are hot but why would you want pale skin? It means she is a loser.

why do girls fucking put her knees/feet in that position. fucking looks like a grasshopper

also, all hail to the supreme high wizard larry patron saint of the shoeless

I just like pale skin. I don't like tans, and I can't stand orange makeup.

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but nico is shit tier

One that does not have a heartbeat.

one that also cosplays as mai waifu

Retro, like 1940s 50s, who likes old times and doesn't care about feminism much

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Any

a hot milf or woman in about her 30s

A girlfriend who cares about me at least a third as much as I care about her.

Sadly, this has turned out to be too much to ask.

Anyone near my weight class that does not have four children

Not that disgusting shit in op's pic

One my wife will not protest to.

Thats a man,baby

My current gf
But I would really like if some of the little brown patches around her labia weren't there and that her ass was small and round, I know I sound like I'm complaining especially since she has a perfect ass that is tight at the threshold of not too big but not small but I really like petite chicks with small round butts

One still warm...

One that won't care about anything

Myself

loyaly
obedient

They could look like fucking smeagol for all I care. As long as they posess these qualities.

:)

One that comes over twice a week, brings food, does my dishes, sucks my cock then leaves.

Not the same chick faggot.

Initially one like Crispy in your OP, but moreso one like Ramona, only without all the sluttiness and crazy ex's.

Oh, and no smoking or drinking.

Mamimi is my waifu you piece of shit

One that can cook
One that is good in bed
One that has lots of money

But most importantly that these three never meet each other.

Added to the collective.

Oh dude, that's SO her. From hairstyle to body. Sorry your perfect housewife fantasy of her was ruined. :(

IT'S NOT FUCKING HER.

this one

This girl , wouldn't care if she cheated on me every single day , roast me .

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-perverted
-loved
-tactile
-petite
-blonde
-C cup or more
-maybe a luttlebit chubby
-fun

Lol why would she be my fantasy when I don't even know her? She could be a total fucking bitch.

cuck and proud

one with a pulse :(

If I could, someone like pic related. Otherwise anyone who I can love.

One that does art or draws so we can have something in common, and so I can get free commissions

liisa vilu?

I'm literally just going to irrelevantly leave this photo here because no colour version exists and so I've done all the work.

"One with a feminine penis" - any of the based permavirgins cuck-wannabe autistic idiots in this shithole.

no, soe

Would make this girl a dirty fuck pig and just treat her like shit

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this is dope af. thanks for posting it.

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Loyal and doesn't mind helping me out when I'm having a lazy day.

Dude she has no chin
she is chinless
she rivals Beaker from the Muppets

one who will fuck me in the ass with a strap on

One who is honest.

Damn, you are a next-leveled cuck.

Perfect picture. Perfect reply.

Short Asian funny doesn't need to be 10/10 but over a 6 and willing to "adventurous" stuff

someone like this

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/thread

>100% Agree

If she sucks dick well, takes it up the ass, cooks and cleans a 6 becomes a 9 in an instant.

sauce

smell those stinky FEET

She looks like a Polish girl I know..

>wearing black to hide the fat

She's irish

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One who eats my ass and let's me eat her ass. Let's me fuck the ass. Fucks my ass (with fake penis of course). Pees and poops on me. Doesn't like niggers.
Jesus I miss my ex. I really had a good thing going.

PLEASE BE MINE,
SHARE MY LIFE,
STAY WITH ME,
BE MY WIFE!

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btfo literally took a google search
ipsgla.tumblr.com/post/97629833455/theleehannah-소라넷-비비앙-사진jpg

me want Laura B

Realtalk who is this

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That made me burst

Ahh, here is the Pole I spoke of.

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Who the hell is she? She's fucking gorgeous!

>theleehannah
Her name's Christina though.

instagram.com/alterhacker/?hl=en
my love

thats my point, I wouldnt want her purity to be ruined

far from /thread material

Her names Wiktoria, she's 18, being the tender age of 20 myself, that does not bother me. HAHA

My female counterpart

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where find?

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2D obviously

Top 10 material.

>eww its gross like a grasshopper

>posts example of the coolest grasshopper of all time

One without a penis, for starters

CTRL+F "feminine penis"

3 results

My job here is done.......

you'll get there one day user, probably

God bless ya

DW is mostly a joke user

Feast my nigga

just doing god's work user

Furthermore, collages are efficient.

>BURLY POLISH MAN

Maxkek.

She's very cute, what is that ethnicity?

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A mommy/dom. One thats into the weird things i am and is into me. I wish someone cared about me at all.

aliexpress.com/item/100-cm-realistic-sex-dolls-big-ass-sex-toy-foot-fetish-toys-rubber-adult-male-sex/32723048731.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.8.iaOn7W&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10067_10054_10069_10059_10058_418_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=5aa0ae17-070e-4c91-a1ae-5e6e0a64e6bf

Jesus Christ, better Chell maybe?

Polish father, British mother.

dark for polish, but very gorgeous.

thank you user its time to save up

To be honest id go for a male/daddy/dom too. (Bi)

I think perhaps she's succumbed to a British trend of fake tan overuse, still a natural beauty for sure

A slut. Preferably a rock n roller one.

lydia cosplay?

One between the age of 18 and 25 who's smart, gorgeous/feminine, cute, funny, and affectionate.

But I'm 29, about to turn 30, dumb, fat, ugly, and perpetually broke.

So...suicide once my mom dies and there's no one to mourn me.

Someone that does not exists unfortunately...

If you are truly that low my friend, you can GET any girl you want, hahaha.

Nice plan

Holy shit. I'm sorry. Godspeed.

wtf is that?

I don't. I'm too mentally unstable to be in a relationship.

a nice girl with a huge ass and huge dick that would sit on my face and let out all her farts

Boojie korean
$hit/10 taste in women mate

If youre gonna fork out money and time for an ungrateful cunt make sure she atleast has an ass

Why the fuck is her head so big?

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The world will be a better place. Good for you not making your mom suffer though.

if only she was real ;-;

Who is this goddess?

My ex

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to be a real girl, not that

This made me smile.

a monster, a cylops or something.