Smoked a bowl <.5g of weed two weeks ago. Will it show up on a hair test tomorrow?

Smoked a bowl

yes

Why in the fuck would you smoke when you know you had a test tomorrow? Are you stupid? You deserve this.

Hair test absolutely. Good smoke shops will sell shampoo for that, but not sure it'll work by tomorrow. Hair testing is the worst

Hair? Absolutely.

Why are you being tested?

It will.

How often did you smoke before 2 weeks ago? If you barely ever smoked it's probably out of your system now

Everything will show up in hair test

Hadn't smoked since February

Are you retarded

Just shave all your hair and eyebrows off and claim alopecia.

Shave your head op

Shit jigger better shave your all your hair off. Only way to pass. Why are you being tested?

This would only be true if it was a piss or blood test. Hair tests pick up EVERYTHING you have done for AT LEAST 3 months.

No weed in two weeks and a piss test? No, not if you've been exercising and drinking enough water. Make sure you piss at least 3 times before you take the test the day of.

If you do this one of two things will happen.

1. They will see you shaved your head, assume guilt, and fail you.

2. They will find hair (leg hair, arm hair, eyebrow hair, nose hair, ear hair, pubic hair) and test it.

They can trace back to six months. You're fucked

I don't know shit about any of this. Judging by the comments, you done fucked up OP. Unless of course they let you shave your hair and you aren't a pussy and will just do it.

Yes their only option after you shave all your hair off, op, will be a piss test, or a blood test. You might have to shave your pubes as well assuming you have any.

yes

They will assume guilt? Not if he shows up with a fake cancer letter.

Whole body wax and a cover story is your only option op.

you would have to shave ALL body hair lol.
Take someone cleans hair and hide it and then give them the sample

do not take the test dickhead.

Shave head and glue on wig.

This. If he gets away with it, perfect. However afterwards he'll be fucked, how will he get it off?