Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!

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No faith

still here

Calamity-masu'd

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?
I heard a lot
Ok let's get lewd then

Shit

>This debate

The racoon gave me rabies

[alice]
I'm kinda doing the same thing, even I'm not sure what is exactly wrong

I mean. come on. you are into vappy.

lez do it.

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Ok I'm all for it

I am not.

Why does everyone hate me?

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I don't have a ton. I expect you to fill in the gaps.

I do not believe you.

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*Insert clever way to claim Blair*
Hello my fellow cool peeps!

That's cute.

Lewds?

>"Women are pigs and dogs, pregnancy are incovienences to employers."

Erica claimed

I see.

Front view is always better.

You are mistaken then.

Mio is arguably best girl in K-On though.

Butt

Two lewd.

TWO LEWD!

>Silent Hill stuff, which one would you recommend?
1-4 are all amazing honestly, the higher the title the more modern it sounds and "actual music" instead of just soundtracks.
3 is my favourite but that might be because it's also my favourite game from the series.

However, a big chunk of these albums is dark ambient, I hope you like that. If you'd rather just listen to single tracks I guess I could link you some of the easier to listen to.

Cancerous OP tbh.

no lewds here, miss cat.

I'm kind of an ass guy, personally.

if you say so, dear.

just join in, perv.

>go be a faggot elsewhere
>waifu claiming thread
Pick one

I know that but all the oldfags hate me because I made a waifu thread on Cred Forums

I do say so

Thanks.
i pick waifu claiming thread :o

I can do that. I hope
Most definitely

Why did Alice lose so much weight in her previous pics? Also, she doesn't have breasts now. Strange, very strange.

Shimikirino?
Not getting the thread into a religious debate would definitely be favourable
Have you been to a doctor about it before?
Hello Homura bby, how are you doing?

Fuck I messed that one up I'm tired but seriously why do we have these threads at least twice a day

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yes, yes yes.

I'm sure you have more lewds than me. not a lot of betty.

Ritsu is best K-On though.

Butts are nice to.

Cirno?

Preddy gud. Not much going on, as usual.

twice a day?
they're 24/7

Shinoa claimed ',:)

alice 2 is a male. everyone with any sense knows this.

butts are the best.

Pardon?

Don't think I didn't see that.

Neat!

I maybe. Not sure how many i have. Will make a trip to R34 if needed.

Thats really lewd

And you have worst taste

you see nothing. NOTHING.

good good. we need it.

no it's just a butt, shhhhhhhhh

no I have not

Poyo Poyo poyo

Alice h-has been claimed!

>higher the title the more modern it sounds and "actual music" instead of just soundtracks
Thats the deal with a lot of games these days it seems. Some don't even create their own music, they just buy generic tracks you can hear on the radio.

I love ambiance. And other music similar to the one I posted, just again, able to think of a landscape, scenario, characters. It's just amazing what some sound and your imagination can do.
You don't need to pick out tracks, I can search for them myself, thank you, anywho.

Wasn't that ages ago?
Most of the oldfags left to their cool club anyway.

>Shimikirino?
Damn right.

I love all of the girls from K-On, Mio and Ritsus friendship is adorable.

Butt

Mio is mid-tier. Tied for 3rd best K-On with Mugi.

Claimed.

This is the last lewd im posting.

shut up, stutter cunt.

sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce

>original

damn thats a hot wifi what animated flick did this come from ?

I can see the tits!
Don't you lie to me!

Who dafuq?

I forgot to even post the track I was talking about, my bad Homu

youtube.com/watch?v=BVomQtrtMTM

huh. I didn't know this. thanks.

what a shame. erica is nnnf.

My question to you is - How do you know alice2 is a male?

I indeed have them.
Will you be joining us?
Damn

>beatrice

>tits

good one, slutcat.

my question to you is, can you fuck off?

excellent. because I'm running low.

It is from the artist Minus8 my good fellow.

I was lurking, got bored.

Hmm this particular thread has a very distinct scent of pedophile cum in it.. should probably have an exterminator look into it for you.

Cirno claim!

And that was one STRONGEST debate! 99 minutes!!

I tend to recognize a lot of things. Only when I'm tired it seems or when I really look at it.

That's ok i have more

i love you user

well I'm impressed. still, both are good pics.

thank goodness.

Oh my. Daddy must of skipped out on your daily whipping, bitch.

Did you see the part where i said your taste is shit?
Literally noone agrees

Fine you get one more but that it.

Sometimes not much going on is nice though.
I would urge you to do so. Then once you know what the problem is, you can decide what to do about it.
It could be more serious then you think, but it could also be nothing much.
Shimikirino is a cute
Hello
Or was a shit show. The moderator should be ashamed of himself

That's pretty hot. Saved

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This is now a Spiderman thread. (I can't post images since I'm using a Wii U, so here's a link to the image. It's on Newgrounds.)

he did. can you provide them?~

very nice. thanks erica~

STRONGET!!

Don't got much.
I have leds, just not many.
>Beatrice

Wat?

Oh, okay then.

I know how to post images, but I'm unable to do so.

Yeah, the moderator was a piece of shit.

I'm glad Trump spoke over that douchebag.

Don't you condescend to me young lady.

It's so obvious you pretend to be gay for attention
You literally can not stop posting women

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I think people that have Ritsu as their waifu would agree.

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>they just buy generic tracks you can hear on the radio
Not always a bad thing, take GTA for example, I really liked seeing some artists like Snoop Dogg and FlyLo there.

>able to think of a landscape, scenario, characters
Yup yup, I will give you an ambient chart if you feel like exploring some day.
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However when it comes to dark ambient, it's more about haunted scenarios, some of them can be surprisingly comfortable though.

I like it a lot, feels like what you'd listen to when you're by the end of a journey, you've gone through so much with your partners but you know that there's one last evil you will have to fight against. The percussion fits it really well.

>sometimes
More like 90% of the time for me.

nice fucking 9's, baka!!

I do have R34 on stand by too so we'll be alright

Hello again, other Alice. Most joyous day to see you again! I've been missing you presence.

Eru is OFFICIALLY finally back. I can focus on thread more ^^

beatrice is the character I post.

I will do as I please, pokefucker.

yup, that must be it. well done user.

no he's a huge faggot trust me

>this thread right now
>disgusting

I don't really know what this means.

you're a hero.

Cute gun is back

How rude.
I will now resent you forever

Most people here are queers/transgender
No surprise there.

and I will love you forever. in a friendship way.

Yuuki!~
Cute doggo ^^

one piece swimsuits are *amazing*

>but micro bikinis are just.

>so.

>hot.

you are sexually attracted to females.
Fuck off with your SJW mental acrobatics.

Much obliged.

You're welcome.

Digi-sword

Horray!

It know. But you can't do much with it

I'm straight and I'm married to a girl

Blast any commies?

Eru!~

Smuggalicious

Thank you senpai
That's ok. Just keep posting them
I don't see a problem
I try

yup. it's impossible for a person to prefer males but still enjoy females. haha, well done user. you saw through all my trickery. haha!

It means that those pics make me a little... excited.

Okay? I wasn't referring to you.

Then your bisexual.

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Bisexual, called it.

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*sniff* I'd like to thank the acadamy!

Oh, okay, makes more sense.

Alrighty.

I can just drop my google drive folder which had quite a shitton of ecchi

>forever
>friendship way
>only ever friends

Neither of them should have. That's Rhett point of a moderator
Do you live the neet life? I can't stand having nothing going on too long. Maybe get into a sport of some kind?
Have you? Was I the other Alice you've been looking for? I thought you were looking for other thread Alice

what a pervert~

I have never once denied that I enjoy the female body. I vastly prefer men and would never date a female.

see above.

glad we're on the same page now.

oh I'm sure it does. all rem posters are pervs~

you aren't interested in me other ways, are you?

You can't parade around your waifu lewd. Its heresy

Smugga ^^
How goes it?
I destroyed the commies. Absolutely obliterated! For Glory!~

Not unless you are a blond 8 year old vampire girl

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Goodnight.
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Keep'em coming
I can and i will.

HERESY?!

then why are you making such a big deal out of the fact that I'm not into you?

sleep well

That Alice is unfortunately gone. I haven't been able to find their threads. I'm here with you now!

Still have never seen you talk about men, or post any gay lewds.

I'm alright, I just watched that debate for some reason, and had to drink beer the whole time

>Neither of them should have. That's Rhett point of a moderator
Well, he was from NBC, so we can GUARANTEE he'd have aimed to give Hillary a bit extra time, and that's unacceptable, so I'm fine with it.

The dude DEFINITELY was NOT impartial

Good night Shiro. See you bright and early tomorrow
>Alice

I was jesting.
Also maybe I want to keep my options open.

She is!
They're both fast and cute as well.

Good point. When I was younger playing the older GTA's, I've always thought it was pretty neat hearing songs on the radio that you could hear in real life.

Ooh, thank you for the chart, I'll definately be taking a look at that anytime soon. Possibly could help with dreaming.

>Your whole post to the song I posted
You can't be for real right? Are you me? I thought basically the exact same thing. Pretty amazing how music can have such an effect.

One last lewd pantsu.

A good commie is a dead one.

I didn't watch it cause I was hanging out with my friends playin vidya.
Better Dead Than Red.

Why are there pictures of a Pokemon cutting themself.

Chiki briki damke vi, tovarish

Has anybody seen Neptune?

because I post beatrice. beatrice is a girl. is this really that hard for your tiny brain to wrap around?

I doubt I will ever be one of your options, but that's sweet of you to imply in even a small way.

Indeed.

K.

You are a genius.

Yeah!

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Perfect

>because I post beatrice. beatrice is a girl.
Yes, you claim a female, that is my point.

I do not know why that would be, but a tragic loss none the less.
I shall remember to keep your name off the list then if you insist.
'cause it's cute

Oh I see! I'm second best! How has your night been so far? What did you need other Alice for?
He wasn't. But even so, he still should have taken his position more seriously. I don't believe it's him who comes up with the questions either, I think he's given a list
I could be wrong, but either way it seemed a shameful display on the whole to me
That's a pretty lewd Kirino you got there, that's dangerous!
Neptune was here looking for you earlier

You say you prefer men but I've yet to see you post anything that hints to liking men.

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Oh stop it you. =3

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Wut.
Yeaaa!~
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Operation "Spam" is now being commenced!

yeah, okay user. I'm too drunk to debate this with you, or humor you any longer.

you can put me on any list you like, I just genuinely doubt you and I will ever be more than friends.

see top reply.

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You didn't miss a thing

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>silent drop
>I pass now
Here's the link
drive google com/open?id=0BznHgmHOXA7aanRjUEV1bTA2SjQ

Eh, as long as Hillary doesn't win; that's all that matters. There's no way we can get Johnson in, but we DAMN SURE can't let fucking shithead Clinton in.

i don't know who this is but she's my new waifu

Oh, don't worry I have lewder.
But it's cute, is it not?

Doing well tonight?

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How's your game?

Who was your old?

shoot, forgot a pic.

I agree, but that goes for most people. Maybe close friends at best if you look at it realistically.

Yeah you gave up.

Zozzle.

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Yea, I'm pretty much a disgusting neet for 4 or 5 months now. And I love doing nothing, I had a bunch of sports and activities but I quit from them slowly in the past few years until I had nothing. I don't regret it.

>chart
I did say yesterday that we were a little alike for collecting virtual things didn't I?
I enjoy getting these charts and downloading every album in them, it feels like I'm working on a sticker collection.

what the fuck? Why is the hover something else..?

Thing is, I don't think I would mind collapsing to death randomly or not waking up

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>quickly testing higher quality

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Now we need to make a plan to invade Russia

these are some lewd ass lewds, rem. I'm impressed.

close friends generally have more contact. I like you, but you don't seem interested in being any closer, and that's perfectly fine with me.

you are free to believe what you want, user. I don't care to prove you wrong or right.

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My night's been lonely and depressing, as usual. I needed the other Alice for advice and such.
What about you, how has your night been?

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Alright, I should probably get some shut eye.

Good night!

Dream plenty of lewds!

I'm good, running a dungeon so replies may be slow. Just watched that debate and holy shit I'm tilted lol, you?

Its auto filtering the spam lol.

This isn't subjective, you are claiming a girl.
This is some Orwell shit.

Have fun. I'm adding consistently

When have you claimed a husbando?

Goodnight

you are making me smile a lot tonight user, so thank you.

you are even more of a pervert than I would have guessed. I approve.

see top reply.

Kek, I imagine not.
Pretty good, gonna start up Epoch, get some levelz and do some quests.
We need Liberty Prime!

I like holding people at a distance, things are easier that way when you don't have very much emotional investment.

I thought you were good with computers.

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