Undecided voter here

Which one?

Times a million

Vote Trump. He is the only change from the status quo in the last 30 years.

Both have some shit qualities. Both seem to be fairly corrupt. Vote because of issues, not character.

Trump has low energy. He should've done more cocaine before the debate.

>implying any change is good
you sir a re a true retarded Trump voter

Trump said he was smart for dodging taxes. He was angry about his temperament.

Think about this.

PC culture will come after Cred Forums some day... Clinton likes PC culture, trump does not

kek

WHAT DO YOU WANT:

more of the same: Hillary

something new: Trump

Alien robot vs. idiot

Great options

Not the one with jaundice and an inability to follow basic rules.

this pic

Dont bother. Your vote doesn't matter.

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Clinton: A sandwich containing shit
Trump: A sandwich that may contain shit or worse
Johnson: Still bread in the cupboard

tough on cyber tough on cyber tough on cyber tough on cyber tough on cyber tough on cyber

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What is Aleppo?

>GaryJohnson
>LibertariansInGeneral

Trump whined like a little bitch tonight because Hillary isn't "nice".
I think it's clear at this point who has the thicker skin.

Politcal apathy is the best kind of apathy.

>status quo to shit inside toilet instead of outside of it

Time to change status quo.

National Socialism was "new", too.

You could didable captcha on Cred Forums right now and it'd be a better board

Then dont complain about what happens

Trump represents business. Competitive, on time, under budget, profit. Clinton represents government. $500,000,000 web pages, boondoggles, bridges to nowhere.

Going from bad to worse doesn't mean that change was a good idea to begin with.

vote for whoever you want it makes no difference. we dont need leaders anymore.

Trump as president will be funnier and produce better memes.

So the one with parkinson's who cannot stick to the truth either?

He can dish it out but can't take it

>This

Vote trump for the memes

>How do you feel about ISIS using the cyber warfare?
>My 10y/o son is great with computers, he's so smart.

The Nazi party actually pulled Germany out of its worst depression and made it a world superpower. Granted war changed all that pretty quickly.

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Please kill them both

Cyber is huge, I mean like 400lb of cyber huge.

OP here. I'm convinced.

youtube.com/watch?v=07w9K2XR3f0

Trump has stamina

shillary has pneumonia

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With the shit he says I honestly thought he was going to say his son had some sort of solution or something like that lol

Cuz Trump will make Murica grate again grate grate grate grate grate grate grate grate grate grate grate grate grate AGAIN

Gary Johnson isn't a psycho retard who would run the risk of having our dying country nuked.

ITT We defend Hitler to justify Trumps candidacy.

Leave the US.

>2016
>not grating your own cheese
He has my vote

Dubyas memes weren't too funny either.

It doesn't matter to me if you want Trump or Hillary to be president, but if you haven't made up your mind by now its better if you didn't vote at all.

Climate Change is the only issue we should all be giving a shit about. Trump doesn't even think it's real.

That's 21 words faggot

Wasn't defending. I was pointing out a fact.

>ITT we use memes instead of facts to get our point across

Not sure what I expected granted 80% of this site is underage b&

tips don't lie

Watch the debate. Trump was murdered.

Don't feel like voting? Then don't. This country is fucked anyway

That doesn't make sense

Trump is a closet gay fuck tart! He secretly wants to fuck both his older sons! And he wants to also shit on his daughters faces! ... whivh is why I would vote for Trump!

>humanitarian services the democrat way

The agrred with the first half of your whole post, but (pending you're actually an adult) why the fuck would expect other people to take care of you? This is the annoying part of politics: the whiners who think they should be able to rely on others to assist them with their own lives. There's a reason tax-help agencies and hospitals charge clients and patients for their services, dumbass.

Johnson. Won't win, but a blip on the radar will open doors for the future.

He was actually murdered on live TV.

How about you count the hairs on my Scrote now

Micheal Bloomberg. Please run for president

Gary Johnson is third party and honest, not a shitball. Electing 3rd party is the only path to real change.

moron

Trump. He is not a woman.

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>actually believing your vote matters

Anonymity was a mistake. The internet is much worse for this place having existed. You'll understand when you grow up a little more.

Hillary doesn't support the second amendment at all. Trump does. Rights are rights, and losing 2nd means losing them all.

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gary johnson because not trump or clinton

fpbp

The name of a city which is fairly irrelevant to most of the this country's problems which could easily be mistaken for an acronym without any prior context in a conversation. You're brainwashed.

kek pretty accurate, Every time trump looked at his papers i imagined he was doing something like this.

This, but I know some braindead fuck is just going to say:

>KEK yeah just throw away your vote

If half the people who thought both candidates were poor choices, and instead voted for Johnson, (rather than either not voting at all or just siding with either shit candidate) , he would've won by a landslide. And stomped on both of them in the debate.

what is aleppo?

Read threads before responding to them, newkid.

Fag

European here, my advice: Emigrate asap.

What's an Aleppo?

Muh guns

The cyber....nuff said

>the quadratic email deletion formula
>solve for hypotenuse by libya squared plus Isis squared to get the square root of avoiding felony prison sentence

But Trump admitted he will infringe on gunrights...

cnn.com/2016/09/26/politics/donald-trump-guns-presidential-debate-cnn/

lurk more retard

>reading comprehension is hard

Ftfy

>20 words
but that will take me all week!

>is either so young or so minority that he has reading comprehension problems
I'm willing to bet you're not even a native English speaker.

>reading comprehension

muh non argument

you didn't read your own article did you
just the headline right?
poor bastard

Trump will keep a court that gives a rats ass about the constitution.

Vote for whoever...
I got 20$ some disgruntled moron takes a shot at whoever is the headhoncho within the first year

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>posting memes after 2012
hi, reddit

Your candidate can not win with out the minority vote. The "silent majority" you fucks like to refer to will not be enough. Trump just ruined it with the Stop and Frisk comment. GGWP

not recalling the name aleppo is not such a big deal in my opinion for several reasons
>when reminded, he knew what was up
>he thinks we shouldn't be fucking around in the middle east anyway
>while it is the president's job to be up-to-date on foreign affairs, a candidate can be forgiven for letting something get by

a more troubling stand he has taken is we shouldn't worry about global climate change because we can colonize other planets. this is just stupid. gary johnson is not stupid, but this idea is plainly stupid.

you wasted your chance to participate in a democracy, don't complain when a president does something you don't like

Neither not even Johnson. I'd say Jill Stein

Gary Johnson What is Aleppo, What is Aleppo, What is Aleppo, What is Aleppo

This has to be bait

being this edgy. there is no conspiracy to suppress people

Hillary = 5+ decades of far-left radicals on the Supreme Court = 50+ years of Constitutional erosion

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>damage control

Hi Facebook

Did you miss the part of the debate where he supported stopping and patting down people because they look scary?

even a normalfag who doesn't care about politics could tell you
>oh yeah uhh Syrias in trouble huh huh
the president should already BE up to date on foreign affairs, not waiting for someone else to tell him what's going on

... still better than Hillary

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Cause he'll make America great again
Check em

Oh man, he was really channeling /r/forwardsfromgrandma there. Worst cliche ever.

I'll take it by your thoughtless stock phrase regurgitation that you are, in fact, not able to reason your way through a conversation in English. A non-subhuman would defend himself more acutely.

Trump. It's better to just fuck the system rather than let it go on and get better at doing damage.

Choke on shit, cunt.

He will fuck you, me and everyone else in this country outside of his family, oh wait even then. He will fuck all of us.

>not voting for the god king emperor, savoir of the white race

That would be a rational argument if we actually felt that one candidate was better than the other. However, I am reasonably certain that either candidate will do a terrible job. I have every right to complain about this.

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>parroting instead of admitting your error and learning from it

Racist fuck

TBH Probably a good 20-30% of the electorate couldn't name 7 continets

he's not president only a candidate

Gary Johnson because he is neither a giant douche nor a turd sandwich

at least she can admit to a mistake.

I'm not crazy about Hillary Clinton, but I'm not crazy.

Hes just a retard.

Those people exist but no one can hear them over the crazy, screaming people on the fringes.

And those wall street speech transcripts.

you're right GJ is a fucking idiot. PASS

>I din mean to be no felon I a good girl make me da presiden I admit I did du somefin

how do you think the president gets information?
>people tell him stuff
also he's not president yet

roody poo

How about Trump U that got passed on?

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>on a more serious note.
you're wasting your time and breath with this beyond retarded argument and i have no more to say to you sir/faggot whatever you may be. i bid you farewell

Want to talk about crooks. Look at the man who has skipped on paying hundreds of laboring americans

If you cannot make a decision between these two, don't vote.

Good argument

You have no basis

I just wanna make America great again, my man.

well you've got one thing right, there's no point comparing him to someone with presidential foreign security knowledge because he'll never even get close

Vote Gary

Vote Gary Johnson

>Not trump
>Not Hillary

>implying it was my error

Kek Are you really so naive to think that multiple people disagree with you and thing you're retarded?

name two

TrumpU teaches a full doctorate course on STAMINA

What would happen if everyone decided not to go vote? What the fuck would they do then?

You're a toxic cunt.

Sorry but my vote is going to Al Eppo

Strangest boner

Vote Trump for the epic troll.

>the kid on Cred Forums who can't form contractions properly is calling others retarded
>b-but it's a typo!

Hillary uses the same standard liberal formula, while Trump advocates actual change in the political system.

you should vote gary johnson because he is the best for the country. he's not trump or hillary or anything like that

he's queef soup

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Nigger confirmed. Don't ever talk that way to a real person again, Jamal.

Done

usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/06/09/donald-trump-unpaid-bills-republican-president-laswuits/85297274/

Well the real question is, which do you prefer? The cunt or the asshole? Do you want 4 years of Obama 2.0, or someone else?

>garyjohnson.jpg

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>Kek
>thing
Go to bed. You have school tomorrow, sametard.

You know damn well he wants to fuck that daughter of his....not the downy looking one

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I don't like Trump but I'll vote in anyone who isn't a politician at this point. In a different time, Hillary would be in jail. Society is truly insane, the way it is now. There should have been an uproar over the DNC corruption but instead it was swept under the rug like it wasn't all that big of a deal. I'm outta this country ASAP.

kek

The Speaker of the House would become president until an election yielding results took place.

>I don't like when people gang up on me, I'll cope by saying it's just one lonely person.

Vote Trump for maximum hilarity. Tumblr will meltdown; laughs will be had.

CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!

you are literally a fucking retard. The words escape my mouth when i read your comments. You sir are a wonder to the world on how you can live with so little brain activity.

An extremely simplistic view of pre WW2 Germany. Sure, Hitler made sure everyone was employed and created massive infrastructure projects, but the reality was that it was unsustainable without war gains. That was always the intention. If he hadn't have gone to war, Germany would have gone broke from the excessive rearmament.

hillary clinton has lots of foreign policy knowledge, but her judgement in these matters is questionable.

she is a hawk and an interventionist. i would prefer someone who would work to decrease the US's presence overseas.

Nah dude you're wrong, other guy is right

Don't vote for a facist racist bully who mocks the disabled. Aka vote Hillary instead.

>i'll just repeat my lie and hope that my post 2010 cancerous meme image will lend weight to my failed position

Nice dubz

>In a different time, Hillary would be in jail
no, she wouldn't. the elites have always gotten away with shit.

> someone who manages business the republican way
Actually, Reps are awful at economics, and I'm not even pro-Dem. Sure, they love talking about how they're the party for the money-minded people, but the only thing they care about is tax cuts for the rich. At the very best, their economic policies work in short-term and fail in long-term, and usually they're not even that good. Rep economists love repeating that Keynesian economics has major flaws that have never been fixed, but their own economics is even worse.

Pretty sure the white man just told you not to speak again, darkie.

Mad. Uninformed. Sad!

wew

Shes not an incoherent prick.

That would probably be the best option right now

>current year meme

You're literally contradicting yourself.

Trump just fucking ruined it by bringing up fucking deporting mexicans at the end for literally no reason.

Trump will give us more shits and giggles.

vote for neither, they are both trash, trump will call an idiot an idiot though, and we have allot of SJW idiots at the moment
also fuck limits.

I'm a Trump supporter but I had a good comment about that

>Not even winning at tic tac toe in his head

I never mentioned the current year, you silly little cunt. That's literally the basis of the meme you're referring to. :^)

>fascist racist bully
Are you referring to the person who refers to blacks with guns as superpredators, or the person who used their monetary ties to silence all the women who tried to speak up about what Bill did to them?
oh wait those are both Hillary

How about we all just vote/support "other: Deez Nuts"

I've always been an independent voter. I always will be too, I'm firmly "on the fence" as some call it because I carefully consider the politician's merits before I vote for them. I am the antithesis to people like you because I exercise the critical thinking skills that our ancestors have spent thousands of millennia evolving. I am a threat to you. You're probably more offended by the fact that I'm not playing the bullshit two-party game than you are by my inflammatory language. All you care about is getting one side to win, the actual nuts and bolts of what that presidency would even contain is completely irrelevant to you and what's worse is you'll fucking defend the awful bullshit that comes about.

I am of the white skin, look here is a photo of me. totally real, no need for a reverse image search

seriously though, do not fuel his/her whatever retardation. just let the autismo be and we can all be happy

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> 8th grade math
So the picture says that they are both idiots?

Trump destroyed her tonight.

Neither. Think for a moment, you don't want to vote for either because they are scum.

darkie? what are you, a fucking black cock lover. The correct term is fucking nigger

Why does Hilary pander to nonwhites by blaming everything on white people while simultaneously trying to say she doesn't care about race and isn't racist?

Vote Johnson. Because he's the best one. Even if he's not perfect, he's way better than the other two on nearly all issues. A small faux pas is hardly evidence of a lack of awareness. Fiscally conservative/ socially liberal is the way of the future. Unless you want to live in a bankrupt shithole after all of your money is used by the MIC. Vote for liberty. Taxation is theft.

W-we 9th grade math and shit now mufugga. *sucks air through teeth* Sheeeeit.

wow that post is kind of incendiary
Johnson wouldn't approve

The word nigger has lost all oompf on this site. You would've realized that had you been here longer. Better to be somewhat outlandish that just repeat the same shit over and over like all the people who haven't grown out of memes yet.

Same reason Trump panders to whites by blaming everything on non-white people while simultaneously trying to say he doesn't care about race and isn't racist: populism.

Sure guy

>"The word nigger has lost all oompf on this site"

low level bait m8

yet you say "darkie"
my fucking little brothers friends say darkie and they're sophomores in high school. food for thought

You can vote for the neutral party if you want, but I have no strong opinion one way or the other if you should.

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The sort of minorities Trump wants to deport are also poor and need to work on election day.

Even the "good" minorities don't like the poor minorities of the illegal sort.

Not 20 words you fucking idiot.

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You and your brother and his friends come from a country which shouldn't be browsing this site. This site is for Americans and Americans rarely say darkie. Glad I could clear that up for you. Also, didn't your dad ever explain how gay it is to play pile-on? Stay out of conversations that don't involve you. Be a man for once. Understand, limpwrist?

Kys

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

> Taxation is theft.
I bet you aren't even in the tenth percentile.

You are completely out of touch. Trump has made a lot of people mad.

Because since taxes and hospitals are necessary, you don't have a choice whether or not to use them. Since everyone has to use these services it's far, far more efficient to pool resources and build on a scale that's the actual size of the problem.

>why aren't you following the rules on Cred Forums!?
wew

Trump doesnt think shooting soldiers will start a war

>economics the republican way
So.. fuck up the economy beyond recognition?

Chelsea Clinton looks like mistress T google if you're not familiar.

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>trumptards are literally children: the post
I'm sure you're totally the hit of the trailer park though.

No, I am however in the upper 50. And it doesn't matter anyway. Taxation is still theft even if you only make 10,000 a year.

I guess we'll find out come election day then.

I'm an immigrant myself, and I don't know of a single legal immigrant that likes illegal immigrants.

They jumped the queue, as far as we're concerned, to come here to suck on the generosity of our host.

spoiler alert: it's already fucked

True. I'm sure he was getting at fiscal responsibility in a very uninformed way.

>Implying the majority of minority voters are against stop and frisk.

I feel like you don't understand the Electoral College and how it works.

I'm not denying that Clinton is a criminal who should have been rotting in prison since ages ago, but, first, Russians have uranium of their own that they themselves export, second, they don't even build nukes any more, third, of all the kinds of shady shit to deal in, Clintons wouldn't do that, and fourth, you're fucking stupid if you bought into it.
And my complaint was about the typo, for fuck's sake.

>he thinks we shouldn't be fucking around in the middle east anyway

That is really fucking far from an excuse to not know the capital of a country whose war has destabilized the central middle east and created an immense refugee crisis that is profoundly affecting the entire continent of Europe. Fucking libertarians are idiots.

Except, it hasn't lost all oompf for those who are new here.

Make sure that you don't use any tax funded services or infrastructure in the future or you're going to be a total hypocrite.

Thats a loaded question. Theyre all fucking children. Not a single candidate has or ever will not be childish for one reason, and one reason only. American sensationalism. Im with the others. Dont vote. Dont pay into a system that the ratioal, logical, ethical human being would pay in to.

I'm just disappointed that Hillary didn't shit herself. Well, we don't know if she did, she could be wearing diapers.

Vote Johnson

Give Americans back their freedoms
Remove the status quo of the 2 party system

The simple fact that something is different isn't always a good thing.

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT

Like this, user?

I feel like you don't realize the majority of states (29 of them) have bound electoral votes. i.e., they have legal control over how electors vote.

> I am in the upper 50
For fuck's sake.
> Taxation is still theft even if you only make 10,000 a year.
Uh huh, except that in a welfare state the poor receive more than they give..

You're right. I was being self centered and didn't take the fact that almost everyone else is new into the equation.

Says the guy shilling Hillary on Cred Forums. Do they pay you by the letter?

Every poll says trump got rekt.

Hillary thinks she can get away with anything and everything, because she's a Clinton and has been doing it for many years now.

Vote trump.

Because Trump is a boisterous businessman, and Hillary is literally guilty of treason. Trump.

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Sure it does

To be fair she's so close to death she might make it without going to jail.

>taxation is theft

As much as i dont like paying taxes. There are these things called roads that i do like. and schools, and government people making food services not poision me and a fuckton more things that i cant be bothered to rype our.

There's nothing stable about the middle east. Europe's immigration crisis is their problem. His platform is largely concerned with domestic problems (as it should be). Presidents hire people who are more informed than themselves to help them make decisions. Specialization is the foundation of civilization. Glad I could help you work through your cognitive hiccup.

According to fox news trump won the debate.

WHAT A TWIST!

Vote for anyone not in the Republican or Democratic parties. Our two party system is terrible. It will sort of be like throwing your vote away in this election, but the only way to move past it is via several elections of momentum away from these two parties. Doesn't matter who, just someone other than these two.

>being against me means you're for my enemy
Literally children. Don't bother replying again. You're arguing above your pay grade.

He's going to say that if you can't afford to have private services do for you what federal ones already do, then you don't deserve to live anyway.

Lets just pick the one site from all of those...

Mhm wonder where you learned to pick and choose information.

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>omg guys if it wasnt for taxes and government you know like all the machines and people that build roads would just evaporate
>Also the earth would stop spinning

Fucking moronic

Your ad-homs are inferior in quality. Your supervisor will have you clear your desk in the morning.

be thankful you live in a democracy. only a democracy would allow a retard to vote.

>believing conspiracy theories about clinton when her congressional voting record and actions as secretary of state are enough reasons to vote against her

being informed is hard. believing bullshit is fun and easy.

>I'll ignore all the calories and criticize the spices

If it's not obvious to you already, you're too stupid to participate.

Hey, look at that. Only 10 words.

> thinks alcohol counts as calories.

Can I give you a hug?

have you driven on the roads lately? i've been to much poorer countries than the US that have better roads and less poverty.

As every redneck they couldnt say how

Oh really?

Real-life lesson time. I live in Illinois, where we haven't had a budget in damn near a year now thanks to those demofats in the legislature. A few months back all the road work (repaving, new roads, etc.) almost shut down completely because the state funds were going to run out. Had the legislature not made an emergency stop-gap measure to keep the roadwork going, there would be many unpaved, rough, incomplete roads in Illinois.

"but, but, Bernie says everything is free"

Go fuck yourself.

I don't have to believe conspiracies to shitpost, user. You're on the spectrum, aren't you? Stick around, Cred Forums will help you.

only if you put her nipples back on

>conspiracy to suppress people

No, we suppress ourselves because we're lazy, afraid of getting hurt/killed, and we're comfy most of the time.

That photo cracks me up!

Damn that's a pretty good drawing of Baby Bugs. Trump loves animals and likes to have fun and Hillary is cold and calculating.

cold

>yfw we probably subsidize those countries via military spending
>yfw America basically bought those roads for the freeloaders who collectively aren't actual adults

>no evidence she's dying of anything
>already been over email, bengazi, an every other bullshit story that fox news promotes

The VERY FIRST US tax was for road maintenance.

Private roads have never worked in the history of this nation. Ever.

proof?

Hillary is an angry, crusty old bitch. Vote for her.

Keep eating the shit they feed you.

>Moderator doesn't bring up the emails until Trump mentions it
>"Trump, you were a birther. Defend yourself"