Sir, i've been hearing reports of illegal dubs and quads. Please, allow me to search you.
nothing: Sorry for wasting you're time, sir.
Dubs: You're under arrest for 5 months
trips: nothing here officer, trips got legalized
quads: you have been smoking illegal quads and will be charged as an adult for 70 years
What are you, 9?
Fuck off already.
Fuck cops get this shit out of here
wtf
what did i do i just came back to Cred Forums
Sir, we have detected that you are lying. Come with me into this car, sir.
Busted for trafficking dubs
my is only a book mr officer. I dindu nuffin
You're making a mistake, I ain't got no dubs I tells ya
Might turn gold this shit here
... finna dimma din du nuffn
Don't worry officer, I'm just gonna check something
Look, It's for medical purposes.
I swear to dubs im not taking god.