Things your Ex told you

"I won't leave again"

I love you rabbit. i've been playing in your room all day, missing you the whole time. i've touched all of your stuff (: being with you, and being at your house makes me feel the most loved and real i've ever felt. i've never felt like ive belonged to anything as much as youve made me feel. thank you for that elijah. All I want is to make you feel the same. let me be your comfort, your sanity and your bliss. youre literally my everything. it's the greatest feeling to know that i'm yours, and to share life with you. heres to us learning, and growing with eachother. -endlessly yours, Bunny PS deez nutz

"Big Kitty
8======D"
(in size 24 font. In the computer lab in college.)

"Wrap my feet around you're dick and make me you're footslut"

i feel safe in your arms user. Never let me go. You make me happy and i cant imagine life without you

Yeah dude, you're pretty big
>I was being emo about my size
You're the best I ever had
>I was being emo about something else. Don't remember.

Different ex:
You mean we could've been fucking this whole time!?!?!?
>I told her we can't do anything because my brother was in the next room. Turns out he wasn't even home and just walked in the front door.

"We're still in the cupcake phase. Who knows if we'll even be together in a few months"

Who the fuck says that to someone

"i'm not going anywhere, i promise"

/end thread

Passive aggressively screaming "hit n quit"

All my feels, user.

now thats harsh bro

"Promise you'll marry me."

damn

My grandfather touched me...
My brother did things to me...
My uncle molested me...
My uncle raped me...
My first boyfriend raped me...
The weird kid from the neighborhood raped me...
I caught the weird kid from the neighborhood molesting our pig...
I've been raped...twice

I attract them like flies

"I'm pregnant! I have all the signs!"
> 16
> First sex gf
> Thought she "had all signs" after week of our first sex
> Glad she broke up with me for "raping" her while we were both drunk

"I would never lie to you"
>Knew she already lied because I knew the truth
>Basicly lied twice in 30 seconds
>Still together because she was pregnant
>Lies to me all the time
>Kid is now 14 months old
>Pro tip: if she is a liar, leave her while you can.

Sorry I forgot
My mothers boyfriend tried to rape mye...

You ain't a real man if you haven't said that to a chick to get in her pants

user, you dun fucked up

"promise we'll die together?"

> she died alone
> i was stuck in traffic

*The nigger in the car smiling*
>On my phone, no pictures

big dick bastard

I'll never forget the last thing she said to me before she walked away for good

>"if you don't post in this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

Goodbye

"If you leave me I'll kill myself."

This 1000 times.

"I know my ex-husband is an asshole, and I know he's a problem, but I didn't want our divorce being any more stressful than it needed to be, because I'm afraid he might snap." But you're a really nice guy, and you can trust me when I say I'm phasing him out of my life."

>Moves her ex-husband back into the house and defends him 100% when I'm pissed that he moves back in. Acts like I'm the asshole for not being cool with them living together.

fuckdatshitcuntimgone.gif

We agreed to talk about any problems or concerns we had and not let them build up and become an issue we had with the relationship. I told her everything and we always talked it out. Turns out after 3 years she couldn't handle keeping everything to herself anymore and left me. I could have easily helped with most of them as they were all just small concerns she could've resolved if she had just talked to me like a lover.

>Wow, I've never felt that before

:^)

"(Exes name) hasn't been over what do you mean?"
>He was the only one I knew who smoked the blue menthol Marlboros
>One cigarette in the ash tray right beside the bed
>hmmmmm
"You don't have to worry about him I promise, looks me in MY SOUL and says this"
>Find out she was cheating
>Gets pregnant around the time both me and him where tearing that ass up
>Sticks with him
>Baby is a mini me
>She leaves him for another guy 6 months later
>He is now raising my bastard child and supporting it
Not sure what the moral issue how to feel, last year though happy with my new girlfriend life is good.

i'll satisfy you bb

i hope u left her for using you're

"you're just being jealous and paranoid"

"if you leave I'll fucking kill you in your sleep, you cheating bitch" was loyal for 6 years while he wasn't. Believed it enough that I moved to stay safe. Wasn't even "together" when he said it, he had left me weeks ago and I finally had the courage to tell him I was moving on and not being his fall back anymore

"this feels like a dream"

BOOM Check em

>I attract them like flies
Nah you just grew up in the south

Is the kid even yours?

"I swear, I just need some space, he isn't the reason I'm leaving..
He's a good friend, user."
They were together the next day.
I beat the living shit out of him the first time I saw him,
I looked insane but it felt incredible.

That many 8's I am sure it was a dream.

Mother fucking quints

This shit is so god damn true!
Thank you for sharing!

cute stuff

Damn.... this definitely

Holy fuck

I love you
I wouldn't cheat

then after:
You're an asshole, saying we could be friends and then disappearing.
You're nothing but a dumb kid
You're wasting your time in saying things that don't bother me
Don't get worked up over someone else's words

Moral of the story, never break bad and date a fatass when you're tired of being alone.

I wanna see a pic of you.
How has your self-worth been affected? Lessened? Stronger for it? Indifferent?

Quit that shit

Did you date a girl named andi too?
Cause it sounds like the same goddamn psycho bitch i dated.

> I love you user
> I'll never leave you, I'll always trust you
> Yes! I will marry you!

> We're done.

Cred Forumsoys, its been a rough few months.

David?

oh damn

you could be black

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