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Any fetishes?

What do fags like to eat besides cock?

When did you realize you were gay?

How do you feel about "5 year old transsexuals"?

Do you want kids?

Slaves and leather. No easy way of saying that.

What makes you worthy of being asked anything?

Patrician gay fetish

Faggots have been liking to suck for ages

What do fags prefer more, Starbucks or Coffee Bean? And why?

Wanna fuck?

I kinda had a feeling when I was 7, I came to terms with it in 8th grade, and came out at 19 years old.

I'm not even sure if I believe in the whole transgender and transsexual thing, but I just know that it's fucked up to do all that to someone who hasn't even started grade school.

Yes, I want kids.

Nada

ikr
From experience, fags tend to like starbucks, but I drink black. I'm not sure how anyone likes Starbucks, it's practically a dessert.

I'm down.

How cute's the butt?

Very. I got a tight asshole and huge cheeks.

Can you really orgasm through getting banged in the ass?

Yep, look up the g spot.

Are you fat?

I will never understand homosexuality.

Male + female = children
Male + male = no children
Female + female = no children

....there's....not a "reason" for you, ya know?
It really confuses me.

And the asshole isn't designed for sex.
...but for shitting.
It's an exit.

So.......................I'm pretty convinced you have a mental illness. And that you hate yourself.

5'10
160 lbs

I like those stats.

We're gay because we love the same gender, and you can interpret that any way you want.

What's LIFE'S reason for you?
That's what I'm so curious about.

What are you talking about.

5' 11 149Ibs

I agree with this. Let's not forget that it's not genetic. Just look at identical twins, for example, plus they haven't found a gene yet even though they imply it a lot.

It would be a gene stating "Remove yourself from the gene pool faggot". I doubt it would happen that much more than downs.

So what makes someone gay b?

Do you guys enema before sex or is shit on your dick just expected?

This

As a bottom, I like to enema before sex, just as a sign of respect, but a lot of gay men use condoms just in case.

By the way, millions of straight couples have tried anal.

You skinny, boy.

And they're retarded.

Not pleasing at all

Could be a response to over-population in a given area in a species that has no natural predators nor resource competition- more over-populated an area, the greater likelihood of the gays, slowing further growth

That would serve an evolutionary, biological purpose

Nah. Boobs are whatever, but vaginas are fucking gross.

How about this

that's anthropic. There is no reason to the universe, and the asshole wasn't designed.
Besides animals do it too, and the last paragraph in this shows some theories as to how it could arise in evolution
yalescientific.org/2012/03/do-animals-exhibit-homosexuality/

can OP show his feet? or chest? or both? o_o

How often do you enjoy getting your shit pushed in?

Pretty cute, but he looks 15.

Kek im 19

are nipple piercings on a dude considerd gay ? and tongue piergings ?

All the time.

Post a pic of ur ass

It's kinda creepy having two fathers

If you ask me, they both sound extremely cringe worthy, but I've never seen many guys with them.

How many dicks per day do you consume?

Ok. Second, can I push your shit in?

OK, well that's just like your opinion, man.

Not every day, not even every year, but I can suck my own dick if that counts.

lol that's what epidemics and disease are for, I heard they weigh less than a duck

sure

Your face is fucking gross

Nice. Bb or safe?

safe

>im not OP, buuuut
Why do i need to reproduce? Is every coupld who decides not to have children "mentally ill" and "hates themselves"? That's pretty poor logic. Also lots of gays reproduce. They just divorce thier wives acter they've served thier purpose of creating thier genetic spawn. Or they get a surrogate.

>I want kids. In the past i would have been forced to have them with a woman and fuck men behind her back. But because i live in the modern age I'm going to get a surrogate

Look at dolphins. The majority of male dolphins are homosexual. They have a male life partner and they are sexual with that partner. They will find a female to pass genes onto during breeding season and then go back to doing gay shit with thier LIFE partner and fuck a different female dolphin with thier partner every season.

Twins have been extensively studied. There is evidence that people are born with certain predispositions to homosexuality, but just because you have the predisposition doesn't mean you are gay. It's a combination of nature and nurture. Either way. One thing we know for certain is that once your sexuality is solidified through puberty it's much more damaging to change it than to just leave it as homosexual.

fuck homos. fuck straight folks. being bi is fun

Hey OP, would you let me and my friends take you to pound town?

I wish I was bi

What is the "gay agenda"?

Yes, sir

This.

>showing sexual interest in anyone
You disgust me.

Op is fucking hetero

Would you bangout this dude?

Listen, I'm not supposed to be saying this, so hush up. About a week after the news spreads out that you're gay, they sent you the gay agenda by mail, and it basically means that we get special privileges, and control all the media we want.

I just met a guy and I'm really into him, but I've only flirted with girls before. I know for a fact he's gay, but i was just wondering if there is anything different I should do/ be aware of when flirting with other men?

Hell yeah

I'm a closet bi
>in b4 is a faggot
I been with guys and girls, would you ever consider a threesome w someone like me where there's a girl present but it's basically just me fucking my you two

Ask him out just like you would a girl.

>My gay agenda
Tomorrow i get up, Eat, groom, uni classes, study, eat, probably sext someone, more classes, eat, jerk off, study, browse interwebs, sleep.

Yeah.

How's the best way to ask a guy out of your closeted?

well user if you fantasize about having homo/straight tendencies you probably have them already

You maniacs. You must be stopped at all costs.

But you can't just start being a different sexual orientation, I just meant that I wish I liked both, cause that sounds cool

Can you repeat that in English?

Wanna fuck my ass?

Kek I'm retarded.
What's the best way to ask a guy out if you are a closet gay?

No me too. Im the gay user who wants a surrogate. I would rather be bi, because as is women are fucking awful (i know im a mysogynist or whatever) and i don't want to have to deal with the problems and shit that a surrogate could bring. No actual straight attraction, just wanting the easy parts of life you take for granted. But I'm sure it's a grass is always greener situation.
Other reasons include
>no coming out
>don't have to feel scared of holding hands around certain people
>people aren't assholes to you for no reason as often
>Sex seems a lot easier
>More partners to choose from

A black guy who wishes he was white for similar /percieved/ reasons doesn't make him less black.

Dating or sex? Ive never done either closeted, but sex seems easy, create grindr profile, proceed to fuck.

As for dating i don't know. As a rule i don't date closeted men.

no prob user. see this and you'll become straight again

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

How often do straight men hit on you and how often do you hook up with straight men?

Be certain he's gay/bi, use Snapchat instead of texting, things like that
It sounds that easy, but I just don't wanna use grindr from the fear that it's crawling with AIDS

Use a condom and ask hiv and orher std/sti status as well as when they were last tested.

>Only fuck men who have been tested in the last 4 months and are clean.
>Only fuck with condom

If you do this it is very safe. Also get yourself tested once every three months if you are having sex with men so you can meet other men who adhere strictly to these rules.

So, do you get turned on by your own cock? Do homosexuals turn themselves on?

Genuinely asking. Because heterosexuals typically don't find either genitalia "disgusting", as they have one set and like the other.

Most homosexuals don't find either set disgusting either.

Not OP, but still gay. Fucked high school GF, it more like masturbation than sex. I don't get the same intense feelings with women that i do with men.

My own body doesn't turn me on any more than a straight man would be by his own body. That is it isn't much of anything. Excitement generally comes from the other in the sexual encounter.

I was taught to be anti-gay growing up. I'm 45, my wife and I have been married 21 years and two of my very best friends are a gay couple. I got shitfaced with them one night in the hot tub and kinda passed out. Came to with one of them giving me the best blowjob I'd ever had. I'm not gay, but I let a gay dude suck me off from time to time...

i see

Okay to clarify a bit. I wouldn't eat a girl out. But im pretty sure you wouldn't suck a cock for the same reason. Not just that it doesn't turn you on, but it's gross to put something like that in your mouth when you arent aroused by the thought of doing so.

I fantasized about sucking cock for 10+ years before it happened and it was amazing when it finally happened. Many straight guys feel that way about eating pussy or fucking it or fingering or other sex act.

that's gay

That concept seems strange to me. As a straight guy, I find the (attractive) female form itself to be arousing. If I magically woke up as a (attractive) female tomorrow, I'd likely find myself arousing.

If I was raised without any knowledge that people can be gay and was then told about the phenomenon, it'd be a reasonable assumption that gays would find themselves attractive. It's interesting that this isn't the case.

Wow. I would be pissed if someone did that to me. I'm gay, but that's basically rape. If you enjoy it it's all good though. I don't know your details.

It's not bad to enjoy one particular act with a sex partner. It doesnt matter if it's "gay" or not. Who cares. If you enjoy a BJ from a dude, get that BJ.

I have sucked off straight men before. It turns me on a lot. Dont feel pressured to reciprocate. If they offered to blow you then they enjoy doing that.

Okay, that makes sense. But my question really is, if you enjoy and are attracted to male genitals, are you then attracted to your own in a similar fashion?

Another user answered this, but I'd like more input.

Yeah. In the case where you wake up as female you would probably be aroused by yourself for a while, but i imagine that would fade. A couple years into it it would just be "your body" and you would probably find much more pleasure in lezzing it up with other women.

And i grew up in this body. There was never any novelty. It's just that i want to fuck other men.

Hopefully that makes it more clear. Lol

I was both of those anons ;). And also this one.

Ah, that's a really good point. I suppose that's a benefit of being homosexual, having an innate understanding of a partners body. Anyways. Thanks for the answer.

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#Donix is a nice Dawg

Hi fag

so how do you feel about people acting gay for the part? ie I know people who pretend to be to get attention ect.

It's annoying, but i mean, it's thier life. Attention whores are dumb as fuck no matter how they are attention whoring. I don't associate with any type of attention whores.

Good response mate :P

you still havent answered my dubs OP

STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN!

Don't feel like combing through to see if you've answered this. What's your type? I'm generally more into bears or bigger guys in general but I live in a small town so most of them aren't gay.
Also how would you rate sexy beast in pic?

Pretty sure OP has been gone a while. But Im the fag who took over this thread.

"Str8" men arent actually straight if they are hitting on me
Straight men never hit on me.
Ive hooked up with "str8" men, but again i dont truly believe they are straight, just deep in denial. It's rare though. I avoid that type of guy. Maybe hooked up with someone claiming to be straight 3 times ever.

Well then answer my question faggot

how gay are you on a scale of 1 to Jeffrey Star?

Read before you reply you dumb fuck, user answered it. cant we go one night without an autistic cunt in a thread

Quints and you fuck me....get!

If scientists announced tomorrow that they've figured out how to "cure" homosexuality for both sexes, no downsides or side effects, would you line up and get fixed.

Of course the scientific community won't do that. They're in the LGBT community's pockets.

>OP abandoned ship
>R8
Nerdy unattractive face/10
No body shot, but i assume skinny little muscle

I'm a bear/cub and I like bears and stronger masculine men.
>shit my bias is showing

if this is dubs, i get fucked by all the fags in this thread

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wtf m8 super kek

>They're in the LGBT community's pockets
Kek It's a conspiracy/10

I would have ages 10-18
Since then i like my life and i prefer things this way now. I'm 24.

There are spme psychiatric methods to cure homosexualism already, they were developed in second half of XX century before gomosexual revolution.

hi fag
does your ass ever hurt really bad after you take it? How do you compensate for the insane stretching your butthole endures? DO you REALLY enjoy it????????

They dont work. And no I'm not going to argue with you. This is common knowledge. They are much more likely to hurt people than help. Which is why it's illegal most places now.
>If you try to argue i will not respond. Fuck that.

> some
Apomorphine supported conditioned-reflex therapy for example.

He's actually like really built, that's an old picture where he looks like a shitlord. Not my first choice but hey gotta get it somewhere and he's not too bad by my standards.
Since this is new OP, are you a bottom or top? For some reason bear is synonymous with top in my mind and it seems kind of odd having two bears.

you have huge tits

How supposed to answer?

get out

I really enjoy it. Ive been fingering myself while jerking off in the shower since i was 12 yrs old.

>As for insane stretching
Compare sizes of dicks and poops. They are quite similar. You just have to train your sphincter to accept traffic going the other way. It rarely hurts the next day, but it has a couple times.

Vers,
>bears synonomous with tops
I think porn does this more often than real life.

>me
Kek Thats just a dude i find attractive.

> illegal
That's politics, nothing about medicine or science.

are you just an average fag or an annoying flamer?

Not OP, but I'm the guy who took over the thread. I'm going to abandon ship now. The westborough baptist church is here.

Also need sleep

Pretty avg. Masculine guy who is pretty quiet about my sexuality unless someone brings it up because im going to defend myself y'know?

Bye everybody.

Why cant you tell me you care whether or not Id kill myself, jerk?

Show your face and dick