What do Cred Forums?

what do Cred Forums?

>inb4 jump over it due to perspective
it's a wall, there is no jumping over it

Literally just kill myself because I'm a faggot named OP

ask chad to move out tbh

Walk around it due to perspective

will do
chad just had to use the bathroom after taco night at chubby's
see pic related

go under the shit wall, turn upside down, shit up back stronger to send chad to space

it's a broken septic pipe
you against the pressure of thousands of fermented shits
>rolling for anal dexterity
you manage to shoot shoot a fecal torpedo up through the shit stream and into the cracked septic pipe, you take pride in your work for a moment as you look up through your spread legs before your own shit is shot back at you by the pressure building behind it, followed by a furious shit tsunami that pours over you and gets in every hole
>you gained 5 exp points

assuming that there's a front door, unscrew it using swiss army knife on my keychain, hold it on my head, and run straight through the wall of shit. I've got strong legs and a nice spine, so I can handle the impact. From there, I climb the ladder, yank chad off the toilet and put him in the fap machine and then I give my gf a strapon and we go down and take turns fucking chad up the ass. I'm a utilitarian. Everyone wins.

Wait for shit to fall onto the floor
Walk around shit puddle and walk up stairs
Fuck chads shit covered asshole

>climb up shitterfall
>fuck chad

you sir have found a solution to the puzzle
cheers Cred Forumsro

also good answers

turn 360 degrees and punch my way out of the house

itt: closet homosexuals

>tfw a stickman perfectly captures your deepest feelings

>what do Cred Forums?

Well.. I'd be wondering when my life became some sort of bizarro world Donkey Kong game more than anything.

1. Shoot Chad through the floor.
2. Walk though doorway since his anus has ceased to spew shit.
3. Fuck GF.

standing in living room punching at the shit wall in hopes to break through it
hands covered in shit
not wrong
sometime between the 3 hits of acid and the drive home
broken septic pipe, shit doesn't stop once chad is dead
girlfriend is calling police from the other side of the shit wall

>OP WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GO DO THIS

someone actually went to the effort of doing this

hahaha i cant stop laughing
>saved and cropped

finally some artwork from other anons
saved

This is the only correct answer.
>fuck through the wall
>use your dick as a spring
>shit so hard you kill chad
>dick drill
>super dick

Superdick, the hero she deserves.

i request a drawfag to now make "the tales of superdick"
if not in this thread i will request next time i am around a draw thread

toppest of keks
>mfw use your dick as a drill

>IZ HABBENING

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portal style
>fuck chad over
>fap until the house floods in shit

>you

>gf

Why not wait till Chad's done taking his shit? Either conservation of mass will kick in, and he'll eventually shrivel up and die, or Newton's second law is going to turn him into Jeb.

Also, since when do I have a GF? Why is there a woman in my bedroom? How has Chad not gotten ready for the sexing by now, and WHO THE FUCK PLUMBED MY HOUSE!?!

I got lost somewhere along the way.

HAHAHA THIS IS THE GREATEST
>mfw this entire thread

Rip off a piece of wall behind you and use it as an umbrella

what the fucking fuck user
is that a giant venus fly trap in the fap room?
why is there an alarm going off
what is any of this
i need answers damnit

10/10 post!
I love D&D