Masturbation thread. Share techniques, how how you clean up, where you clean up, how much you shoot...

Masturbation thread. Share techniques, how how you clean up, where you clean up, how much you shoot, anything involving jerking off/dicks

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Index finger and thumb tightly wrapped around the head, supersonic all bidness, done in 30 seconds. Into some old gym shorts which then get shoved under the bed.

You're intact aren't you?

>'intact'

Right hand, cum in left hand, lick it all up and swallow.

I eat my cum sometimes too

I precum alot lmao

Can't bring myself too. Sometimes I start with the intention but by the time I finish I don't wanna do anything but clean up and be ashamed of myself.

Does anyone finger themselves while jacking off?

More of dis?

I need it for reasons.

Omg same. Lots of times I'll sit on my shoulders and try to cum in my mouth from above but I can never just keep my mouth open and take it.

I can actually stick my dick into my own mouth and do it right in :^)

How do you train for this? I'm pretty fit myself, but this must take a LOT of training.

Also any webms of this?

No webm's or pics sorry and I've never trained for it but I have to be very erect and sometimes I'm more flexible than others. I have myself completely upside down and kinda let gravity help me.

Are you pretty long? How far can you get it in?

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i masturbate two seperate ways:
1. normal jacking off. i now use a fleshlight till im about to cum then pull out and finish. bust on my stomach. put my dick back in my boxers. dont clean up. just let my cloths absorb it.
2. lay face down. ball up a little bit of my comforter, and rub myself in a back and forth motion. Dick is not hard for this method. Bust the nut in my boxers. dont clean up, go to sleep.

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Why dont you clean up?

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any webms of cumming?

Is anyone looking to trade pics / help one another out?

Just the head and I'm like 6.5"

I always fap with lube (lotion or baby gel oil which is heavenly) or try to go for as long as possible. I always shoot large loads which I then eat. I also finger myself or stick some kind of rod up my ass for p-spot pleasure

Same, how do you get passed the hurdle

never found the need to. just makes my boxers a little damp. but next morning just take a shower and put on new boxers. But ive also gone quite a bit without showering. then i start smelling like old cum. thats when i know i need to take a shower

I usually go for a double handed grip, I pump long and hard until its aching and bloody then cum into the blood

Im apart of the group that eats my load

I think you just gotta man up and force your mouth open. Its sort of like taking your first drink of alcohol or your first hit of a joint. Just shut up and take it.

Man, is any spooge as great as the first time? I had no idea what I was actually doing and I was twitchy for like an hour, I thought something must have broken inside and was squirting important penis juice, spent almost the next week straight jackin' it though.

Oh god the first time was super great. Has anyone also masturbated with a friend?

Isnt this a copy paste..?

No what are the benefits? Like explain this to me

Cum on some tissues, flush down the toilet.

Only wear white/light grey underwear so it won't stain on your shit.

Don't switch underwear for a while because you're still going to be leaking for a bit.

If you've used colored underwear or black underwear and have had someone else do your laundry for you, you've probably been found out.

Guys I think I might try this tonight. I Think I'm gonna finally take a real load in my mouth. Wish me luck.

I spent my first year or two getting right to the point of orgasm and would stop, then I was telling a friend about this and he said dude you got to just keep going trust me, mfw I went all the way the first time

Idk it's just fun for some reason. Try it out. It's hard to explain but it's fun. And Im not gay btw

oh im like the other guy sometimes i think about eating it but then it gets to that point and i dont. I mean ive done the lay on your back, feet behind your head, cum on your face method a few times. but im a bit fat and its a bit of work to do that

do you help one another out or is it just in the same room jerking off with each other?

The first few times we jerked off ourselves (just 2 guys jerking) but then we jerked each other off a few times

When I was 12 me and 2 friends jacked off together in the shower

best blow job I've ever gotten was from a dude when I was in 3rd grade. Good shit.

continue..

I would with my best friend but I don't know what he would do if I brought it up or how to even bring it up

Dude same. Idk why but sexual things when you were really young were the best

Me and my friend would just jack off in his bed to porn dvds he found behind a dumpster. Eventually we began jerking each other off and sucking each other

did he swallow your cum?

Yea it is a bit tricky but I think it's totally worth it

only stroke down slowly for a while, stretching frenulum, squeezing balls etc.. sometime lubed, sometimes not. when i start leaking precum i grip cock start stroking up and down, when i get close i squeeze and pull my balls again for a while til i cool off. i like edging. usually edge until i accidentally go too far then i just jack it like mad til i cum. generally take 30+ mintues per wank, wank once of twice a day.

every down and then i'll stick a plug in my ass. usually cbf cause it takes more time, effort and cleanup but it gives me way better orgasms.

i never cum much though unless i haven't fapped for at least 3 days. like, less than a teaspoon if i'm fapping everyday. also don't shoot much. how do you get stronger ejaculations with more volume?

Yea we did

I constantly shoot good sized loads. At least 4 shots on average

I mean how do you even approach the subject? Sometimes I feel like we could experiment but then I'm like what if I'm reading shit wrong and it ruins our friendship or what if we do and then it makes shit to weird, it's a real risky venture.

just be like yo dude look at this hot porn I found

It started for me when I was 9, my older friend convinced me to drink 4 of his dads beers then held me down and raped my ass for hours when I was too drunk to know what was going on properly. I remember it hurting so bad that I cried the entire time and my hole bleeding. For years I was traumatized by it but then I started guiltily jerking off over it, now I want to be raped again more than anything.

The first time I did my gf jerked me off into my own mouth. She then scooped up what missed and fed it to me. It was hot as fuck

What I did: We were hanging out and I mentioned how horny I was. We then started talking about jerking off (our techniques and stuff) then I suggested we jerk off. So he agreed and I said "we could do it right next to each other we both arent gay or anything". Took a bit of convincing but eventually he gave in. How old are you and your friend because that might play a factor

Damn man, but I have had thoughts about being raped (pleasure wise) but i doubt it would ever happen

even if you cum 2-3 times in a day?
how? what's your diet etc?

I'm 27 he's 28. I've been in a relationship with a girl for 8 years and got 2 kids. He still lives with his grandparents and in our entire friendship (since freshman year high school) I've never seen him with a girl, he says he's fucked chicks before but who knows.

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When I was like 7 an older 'friend' who was like 13 wanted to play doctor. Now I'm trans so maybe that's why :^)

did you hook up with her after?
i used to love snowballing with my ex after she sucked me off

I feel like it could possibly work

would you fuck him?

Put on my diaper, rub myself for hours reading/watching porn and wetting till its sopping, then lean chest in bed with knees in the floor and rub the head through the diaper and cum like a horse.

I mean if I was ever to explore that kind of stuff I would prefer to do it with him because we've been best friends for so long but I've always been scared that broaching the subject or even doing it would ruin our friendship.

I do love by the one life mantra and would be down to try anything but again that's a friendship I would really be lost without so I never bring it up. If it ever came up I would probably try shit out with him.

Guess how I know you live with your mom?

Not when she makes me cum in my own mouth. Normally she has a dido in my ass and I'm tied up when that happens. But I have had her blow me and spit it my load back into my mouth/make out with me. She has also ''made'' me eat my own creampie out of her pussy and ass before

Me rn

Edge myself for about an hour, and then stop stroking just before I cum, after I reach the peak of my orgasm, I start stroking again, and can get of a second, and third orgasm. Wash my hands in the sink, and wipe down with a damn cloth.

How did you live
Like it's just instinctive to keep going, stopping would be awful

used to. just a lesson for people who kinda overlook this shit. People usually think, as long as someone doesn't actually see them jerking off, then they won't find out. Which isn't the case.

I have no idea if she ever found out, because she probably did.

I mean I was 10 I didn't know what I was doing and I thought that was it I didn't know about cumming or anything like that

I was so confused the first time jizz shot out

Same, I thought I had fucked up hella
>Pic related: mfw it happened

Did anyone else get a crazy headache instead of cumming? Like, it was before your body was geared for orgasms.
I kept doing it though...
Anyone?

wad upp?

I used to use a shit ton of different methods because I had troubles getting off. Spent a few years to restore my foreskin, now I just jack off normally and its much better than all the crazy methods I used to try. I justglide skin back and forth, never could do that before restoration, used to always need lube. For jerking, having a foreskin makes a world of difference.

I asked my mom about sex well before puberty so I actually kinda knew what was going on.

Is she hot? Pic?

I'm circumsized and I can jack off without lube just fine. You think maybe it's just a difference in what doctor did the procedure?

No.

"No" to her being hot or no to posting a pic?

Both

I edged for a few hours and all it did was make it watery and shoot out like this. What can i do to get those thick milky white ropes?

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You can be left with more or less skin depending on how aggressive it was, but unless you were really loosely cut, you probably can't glide from base to tip with just the skin. Messaging the glans through the foreskin feels amazing.

I do this a lot too. I have swallowed my own in the past, it tastes awful. Like steak flavored snot.

1) that guy has a nice dick
2) Change your diet
3) Edging works on a curve for me, if I edge for more than like 30 minutes, it kinda ruins orgasm, if I go for a few hours my balls just start to ache

That's disgusting.

Yeah no I can't like slide all the way up and down without lube but just holding the shaft and moving the skin up and down with my hand going over the head works pretty well and if I wana do the whole thing all I need is a bit of lube. I quite like it.

Yeah, diet.
I don't do anything special and I always get comments on my huge thick loads.
Could also be genetics. I think... Iunno.

I have a sweatband that I put on my dick, under the balls, and then use a rope and ratchet pulley to choke the shit out of my dick until I bust a massive nut from my purple balls.

I feel like I'm the only person who jacks off by rapidly running my hand over the head of my dick. It's almost like slapping it up and down, but centered on the head. For some reason the traditional hand up and down the shaft method just doesn't do anything for me, I have to literally beat it. I'm also cut, maybe that's related.

Lol I just started because in this way it was easier to clean up. Now I do it always, it's not something particularly arousing for me, I just do it. If you're afraid, cum tastes quite like snot.

Dude....?

I had half an inch of movement maybe, and my scrotum made up about half of the bottom of my shaft skin. Still this is considered normal, stupid shit. Shit should be left up to the kid when he's an adult, if he really wants it, he can at least vocalize if he wanted it tight or loose (though most would just keep their foreskin).

I need a pic for reference...

Yeah?

Post anyway?

I've never had a foreskin as far as I remember and sure I'm curious but I'm happy with what I've got so. (I also like the aesthetics better)

Iunno, man, just... Take it easy on yer peener. Get a cock sleeve.

Just let go right when you're about to finish. You'll ejaculate and not actually orgasm. Don't touch it. You'll want to, but don't, until you're done. then you get to finish with jizz on your face you little faggot.

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I'm not sure what that even is, but alrighty.

I mean it's not THAT vigorous, but yeah. IDK why, but my shaft just isn't sensitive at all, and without lube it's just uncomfortable to do the head the traditional way.

People like what they are used to, if it had tusks and antenna you'd probably like it better too. In all reality if you had your foreskin you'd probably like the look of it better than the alternatives.

How the fuck do you cum in women?

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You're a filthy animal.

Seriously, you are a fucking pig.

The head is sensitive. Just not the shaft.

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