You know whats funny?

Easy there Mohammad. One shot I'd buckle your weak knees chain you up we'd role play Crusader.

If you kill all the faggots first, you won't be alive to do the rest of your list...

חחח אביאל ימכוער

did a chopstick fucked your mother?

>i could fuck your girl and then kill you.
What girl Cred Forums only likes boi pussy

יהודים מסריחים

>hebrew letters
>fire emoji
>mfw

Sure thing. Just keep telling yourself that, twig legs. Krav Faga, kek.

This is now a cringe thread.

>Jafar on creatine with Holocaust legs
Go back to middle school you ass hound

>molest a priest
>you fucking faggots

Man fix yo bait

how so?
it seems pretty solid to me

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Lol, I'd shoot you before you even had a chance, fuck you and your muscles.

Do legs much? Hahaha fag

Only the fucked one is gay

>your firm...turgid muscles

Motherfucker do you even think you've got shit on me? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals and I have over 300 confirmed kills. Your arms have nothing on my arms, given that I have the full arsenal of the United States Marine Corps. You are fucking dead leg day skipping faggot.

Fuck off you can't see them in the club

That's a nice TLDR of a copypasta.
May I use it in my future endeavours?

this.

Ist so ein kleiner frecher Rotzlöffel irgendwo zwischen 12 und 17.

You do know that your legs can get exercise other than bouncing up and down on a cock, do you?

I've seen Ethiopians with bigger legs than you. A good kick to the legs and they'd snap so easily

Idiot Terrorist thinks he can fuck my shit? I could easily kick those twigs right from under you and break your tiny nigger neck

you know whats funny?
i could kill all of you faggots.
i could kill you and then fuck your girl.
i could fuck your girl and then kill you.
and no one will do shit because i am a master of disaster.
i will kill the dead.
revive the living.
deflower a slut
and molest a priest.
Fucking faggots

Nice try, but no. Just no.

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I could kill your girl then fuck you
I could kill you and then fuck myself

that's a YLYL thread, isn't it?

I'll make you eat my dick in between two pieces of Sara Lee. Call that shit a McDicken LOL CX

Fuck off you Russian pig

>Skipping leg day
Doubt you'd be able to kill anyone, they could just walk away.

Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.

The service worked perfectly, BTW.

It's called Sanskrit you bich bastard

go to sleep, Eddie.

>ass hound

top cringe

Okay string bean

>muh gymrat lifestyle
Cancer

That doesn't look like sanskrit you dumbass.
That looks like yiddish.
Triggered, much?

WTF?? Who are you???

Fag

Fuck you you anti semetic pedo FUCK

The bait is strong.
How about you put some ointment on that wound? It will heal faster. Unless you have internal anal wounds. That may not heal any faster.

Also checked.

It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.

don't skip leg day little one..

also why is one arm bigger than the other? you don't fancy giving yourself a lefty/stranger from time to time?

ילד מתלהב תחזור ללמוד וגם תעבוד על הרגליים שלך חתיכת אפס

Why would he when idiots like you still fall for it?

You forgot to tren legs

Youre only allowed to skip leg if youre at the very very least normal weight (fat wise). To make it look half way proportional

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Doesn't matter.

what matters is that this thread needs more cowbell.

I don't get it. I said it was bait but I had fun replying. Like this time.
Nice gif.

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lol fags all over this thread too pussy to post body

I'll post my dick to where you can choke on it later.