Trips names my pet squirrel

Trips names my pet squirrel.

I would literally kill myself rather than come within ten meters of that thing, disgust incarnate.

Nigger-shit Mc-kiddie-fondle

Call him NOPE

wat is?

this

That's a camel spider fuck freak

Turkey

Hopper

new zealand giant weta

Greta the Weta

suicide

Isnt that the bad guy from "bugs"?

Hoppy the hopping squrriel

I bet it tastes great when grilled or fried

If I was armed, I would fucking shoot that thing.

A bugs life
Hopper, was it?

niggert

"Dinner"

Sammy the six-legged winged squirrel

Chirpy the Squirrel

Max Power

First name max, last name power

Putin

Faghard scissorhands

...

בן זונה

Cindy

Rerollan

Fuck that. That thing looks like biblical plague stuff.

WE REQUIRE MORE POWER

Mister Frog

Its just a squirrel

Turkish

Oh no no no. Thinking your squirrel has a syndrome.

Ma nigga

hOPper is a faggot

nope!

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THING CAN FLY?

Traberius Maximus

shit's fake ya dingus

Fakengay

Hippity Hop Antennae Doggo

Skittles

Mutharfucker do you see any wings? Holy shit.

Cunt Nugget

יד גבס הסנאי

Beasthopper

Thomas

Some grasshoppers and locusts have wings.

Never don't give up

Not on that fucking monstrosity.

Vladimir

Satan

Uhhh Dee Dee..... that's not a....

I wonder what kind of grades Cred Forums had in biology.

yup

Beurnliem

krang

Why does it have spines and shit? does that bitch ever shave her legs?

Hitler

I'd go for fluffy
Ask people if they wanna hold fluffy and then walk in with that nightmare

Dostoevsky

Can you actually take care of an insect without it dying in 6 months or running off?

Alvin

bug

Zenyatta

its going to cut ur wrist and eat ur hand m8

>squirrel
How dense are you OP?

rolling for hillary

Thats a nope

you must be trolling..... -___-

*sighs*

Enough of that
>hurr durr newfag, just play along with what OP is saying and troll other newfags
Seriously how the fuck is that a squirrel.
It's clearly a preying mantis (or a grasshopper).

Mh'ithrha

Squrrel McSquireelface

what if not?

Pedophile

Satan

Satan reroll

Karasik

OFF BY ONE FUCK

Pidorashka

Pussymaster iii

chip cherp doggo...

Benis

Xerxes

lorbanshmiff

Pizdarik

Dio Brando

Check'em

cunt

CHECK'EM

Hillary

His name is moot

Fuck

Off by one.. Reroll

DonaldTrump

Nevergettripple

Rolling for "Squirrely Clinton"

Atemycat

WINRAR

Winrar!

You beatch!

Double double

Nigger can jump tho

Harambe

reroll

We already have a winrar you fucking niggers

Cuddleface McSweetums

Stop spamming doubles! You are stealing them from another threads!

Are you retarded or have never seen a grasshopper? They can't fly for long distances, but they can jump and glide.

>trips nmes the squirrell.

+1

Franco

Space Program

TRIPS = How dense are you?

Weta

Bobby

Grasshoppers can fly bretty good around here.

The smaller ones at least

Now locust....

Senpai