How did you lose your virginity?

yea. this.

>gonein60seconds.gif

Does gay sex count?

>be me 17
>camping
>in same tent with girl 23-24
>hot af
>first night she grabbed my dick without a reason
>starts making out
>had sex
>same routine for next week

>in the end she cheated on me

Thats what you get for dating women who watch soaps and are being brainwashed everyday and encouraged to cheat

>gf and I are at our schools soccer fields during the weekend
>making out pretty hard
>become more daring, start slipping hand down her shorts
>she doesn't stop me
>start fingering her, she's sopping wet
>we decide to head into the forest that's right next to the field
>get naked, slip a condom on, and shes trying to get it inside her
>barely get head past hymen and she's bleeding everywhere
>then her phone rings, causing her to jump of my dick in surprise
>mood totally killed, we head home
>fuck her a couple of days later

not really an interesting story, but op asked for first times

Anonymous 09/27/16(Tue)03:27:49 No.705608955▶
>14
>8th grade
>new girls comes moves to school
>literally the hottest girl in the entire school (tall and developed early)
>she takes a liking to me
>hang out with her, lesbian girl (friend of mine) and some other kid that looks kinda like me but more beta
>me and her hang out more and more and one day my mom picks us up from school
>mom says she has errands to run so its just me and her at my house alone (my mom always made sure her mom was home when it was me and her hanging out but didnt the one time we hang at my house?)
>we bang on my shitty twin sized bed in a room that is plain as fuck
>all around shitty experience for many reasons

im drunk and not good at telling stories

pic related, its her. forgot to add that

tldr
I hate that slutty makeup and retarded duckface. Besides that, she looks nice.

My sister told me I lost it in her bedroom that night my crotch hurt afterward. I've looked but don't really even know what it is or looks like. Do I need ti for anything?

>be 16
>3 months in relationship with gf (ex now)
>decide to go on a trip to my summer place to celebrate end of school and beginning of summer vacation
>decide then would be the perfect time for both of our first times (Both KVs before meeting each other)
>get to the place
>spend 3 days doing nothing but nonstop making out and occasionally fucking, awkward because of size differences causing her pain (She was 159cm, I was 182cm)
>come back to the mainland feeling like new people and that the relationship became way stronger and we started having way more sex after that

I also celebrated my 17th birthday there with her. Relationship ended 9 months after. Don't know if I miss her or not.

>be 19
>Manager at restaurant
>Buddy spreads rumor about me being a virgin
>3 waitresses give me their numbers one night
>call the hot married one
>we fuck she wins contest to take my virginity
>fuck for another 6 months whenever she can get away.
>hubby eventually finds out
>get ass kicked

>be me, 20 years old
>few experience before, made out and/or fingered some girls
>get a girlfriend now, friend of a friend (i dance crazy, she seemed to have liked that)
>friend arranged that we meet up again (thx P)
>been together for some time, not doing amazing stuff but kissing, cuddling up in bed and stuff
>one time watching a movie, making out, its getting hotter
>we look in each others eyes, she nods at me (it was quite clear what she wanted to tell me)
>we were never good at talking with each other though
>i beta the fuck out, tell her i never had sex before and lie down beside her (ie getting about 10 cm more distance)
> that was it for the evening..
> another day pretty similar situation
>massaging her boobs
> we undress further
>ask if she has a condom, says shes on the pill
> ok then
>quite nervous, but going on this time
>dont even see her pussy, no idea how to do this shit
> just feel where there is a hole, shove my dick in her
> damn, thats a lot tighter than my fist
> didnt think id get less than 10cm in, no clue about slowly easing it in or preparing her with fingers
>not that i had a clue now
>bust into her after about three seconds
>"well, that was a bit quick, wasnt it" i say
>"oh, no worries" she giggles and kisses me
> we cuddle up and go on kissing
>no pleasure for her, i guess

all you gotta do to get laid is tell girls you're a virgin? wtf?

>bout 21 years old
>dating girl for a few months
>both of us virgins, inexperienced
>been trying for about a month to pop her cherry, too painful for her, stops me every time
>could only fit the tip of my pinky in her vag because her hymen was in the way
>one day we're on my bed, things are getting hot n heavy
>put on a condom, lube it up
>she climbs ontop and lowers herself onto my dick
>"something just popped"
>bestdayever.jpg
>she bleeds quite a bit, stains my sheets with blood
>stopped there, obviously she wasn't in the mood after that
>eventually started having sex regularly
>shits cash

>be me 15 years old
>Have this beaaautiful girl 10/10
>we talk about sex n having kids all the time
>she tells me one day (Lets skip 2nd block)
>okay.png
>we go into the bathroom for people with wheelchairs and sit there for a little bit
>I say, "wanna kiss?"
>we start kissing n going in hard, then she throws my hand down on her crotch so I decided to finger her, then she started rubbing my dick
>she pulls down her underwear, I ask her if she wants to ride me
>she says "YES" as excited or some shit
>sit down on floor as she bends her knees down and sits on my dick up n down
>block ends and we both stand up, she kisses me n beats me off as I finger her
>put clothes back on and go to class
She's still my girlfriend too, she has fears of me cheating, she gets annoyed if I say a girls name, gets paranoid. I love that latina so damn much thought, so I ain't gonna do that, and she always tells me she would never hurt me n she wants my kids when I get all worried about things. 21 and things are good as fuck with a little baby with my blue eyes and her long curly hair

>boozey woozey
>benis in bajingo

Indian girl (dot not feather, and no dot anyway cuz christian.) A mutual friend set us up. She was quite a bit older than me, but our friend lied and told her I was older than I am. She's well-educated and from a rich family, spoke English very clearly with a upper-class type of accent. Short and curvy, hourglass figure with the biggest natural tits I think I've ever seen. We went on a couple dates, I remember being in bed talking on the phone about going to hers and cuddling or some bullshit. We couldn't do it that night for various reasons but it happened eventually. We were in her bed cuddling in the dark and eventually I got her panties off and fingered her (shaved) pussy under the blanket. I did my best to recall how I'd seen it done in porn, which didn't serve me too bad actually, she didn't have to correct me too much. I don't think she even realized I was a virgin, though that may have been her own lack of experience (she'd been in an arranged marriage and her husband was a typical Indian guy who's idea of foreplay was probably taking his clothes off.) I made her come a bunch of times, and she was LOUD. I don't think she returned the favour that time, which didn't bother me anyway.

We didn't fuck that night but it turned out she was on holidays from work or something and I basically lived at hers for the next couple of weeks. I'd finish work and go straight there and even though it was late (I worked nights) she'd be waiting up for me with food and lots of cuddling on the couch. It was kind of a taste of what being married must be like. We took a bath together one night and she blew me for the first time. Around the third night we actually fucked. It hurt her (she hadn't been with anyone in a long time) and neither of us came. So I fingered her and she blew me. She fucking loved my dick, that girl. As soon as we had a private moment her hand would be in my pants. I should have married her.

Hope it goes well for ya Cred Forumsrother

youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJio

You
You have
You have me
You asked me
You asked me
And I did not respond

Will you until death does sever
Be upright to her forever

No!

Will you 'til death be her rider
Her lover too, so stay inside her

Scottish girl while her kid slept in the next room
She was actually kinda hot, great body, red head
Total fucking lunatic though

No protection.. god knows how i tested clean later.

I was 23 years old..

>just made it!

Hot

when I was 19 I paid a hooker. She sucked my dick and rode it; I didn't get to do much of the moving though.

I'm 25 now, and I haven't got laid since

Haha... failed normie

fuck it.

>baby seat
>retarded duck face
oh my

My first actual time was when I was raped by some fat smelly landwhale piece of shit with a knife when I was 14
But I like to believe my first time was with my girlfriend of 8 years now when I was 16

I sold it basically. Guy spent a lot of money on me for days and lured me into losing it then dropped me.

Earlier this summer I made a tinder and fucked 3 girls throughout. I'm still regularly fucking the 3rd girl which is cool. We even smoked pot before the last time we fucked. I've deleted my tinder since but I gotta say it was a huge confidence boost. I've always been good looking and I've made out with a lot of girls but never had sex until a few months ago. With my renewed confidence I asked out this hot girl from when I used to go to HS and we've been out like 4 times but I think I'm gonna just keep fucking the tinder girl and maybe actually start taking her on proper dates. She's pretty hot too. Oh btw I'm 19.
>pic related is girl I'm currently fucking

Can we see her other photos?

>I got at a wine and cheese charity function
>met some girls and joked about having a threesome
>became friends with one of those girls
>a week later we got drunk again then she said "i won't have a threesome but I'll have sex with you, like friends with benefits"
>2 days later we met up to fuck
>i couldn't stay hard and i didnt cum
>we fucked since 2013, used to fuck several times a month now maybe once a month tops

>Be 17
>Get shitty fastfood job
>meet 7.5/10 qt 3.14 with gawd like ass
>She's a homeschooled loner, first guy to ever notice her
>immeadately start talking her and texting her all the time.
>She asks me out
>1 month in she asks to succ
>Sheswallows.jpg
>get head everytime she gets off of work
>3 months in she asks to fuck
>fuck her on New Year's day, fuck her brains out
>she gets sore after 2 times in a row
>do it a total of 10 times due to the convience of succ
>Plus, i was a bit on the big side for her.
>break up due to her not even wanting to hang anymore.
>miss it tbh.
>Mfw i havent gotten succed in 6 months

> be me
> be 17 yo virgin
> be going to gamestop to buy mortal combat
> get into GameStop see nerdy af grill
> stereotype a gamer girl she was it
> see her picking up the last mortal combat
> slight ptsd
> walk up to her ask if she is going to buy it she says yes
> ask if I can have it she says no
> ask her if I can come over to play it she says maybe writes her number down on paper
> go over awarkadly play mortal combat talk about how I'm a Virginia stfu it eventually came up
> she kissed me soon after we repeat for a few days kissing talking
> she while playing one day stands up and strips telling me she wants my virginity puts condom on me
> felt pretty good but not much to compare
> my virgin story I guess I got lucky

Haha... buttboi thinks he good

>We even smoked pot before the last time we fucked
My dick never works from this

>sit there for a little bit
Was she shitting?

>>be me, 23
>>date an older lady who started coming on stronger with each date
>>still not ready for this shit, lol
>>out at a nice bar and she says something to the effect of "if we don't do it soon, you're just gonna become 'that guy I date but never fuck'"
>>single, dying ember of alpha masculinity ignites
>>have horrible, uncomfortable sex with her in the car outside the bar
>>ask her to suck me
>>literally would have thought I called her a whore
>>went home and got angsty about it
>>fucked her again at work a few nights later, cause quitters never something something

All in all, not so horrible. I learned a lot about the difference between chemistry and sexual chemistry (and that there is a difference) right out of the gate, which helped me find my current wife.

>Lets skip 2nd block
Is this some euro term?

>Horny
>Have gf
>put dick in said gf

>obviously she wasn't in the mood after that
Wait till you have period sex

>be me now
>19
>hot af chick I work with
>25
>short, wonderful ass, nice titties, beautiful face (to me),
>pretty much everything I could want
>want her to take my virginity

I'm pretty sure I can make it happen. Going to try fam, tbh.

jij no

>pic related is the only other one I've saved, I need to ask for her ig next time I'm with her
Yeah it was a fun experience but my mind kept wandering and I couldn't cum

>25
No

Be me, be 14.

Cute filipina chick introduced by mutual friend.
Proceeds to suck my dick every day for a year

never lost it, HAR HAR HAR HO HO HO !!!

What's jij?

Why?

glhf

> be me, 18yo at a party in a friend's house
>going to sleep because fuck that shit i'm way too drunk
> falling in the emptiness of drunk sleep when something heavy fall on my body
> wtf is this shit.wav
> before i understand what's happening a tongue get in my mouth and a hand get in my pants
> it's the girl owning the house
> she takes me in another room with a bigger bed and proceed to suck my dick
> she's a total slut and knows i'm a viring so she takes care of everything, i litteraly have nothing to do
> asked me to be her boyfriend the next day so i had regular nice sex for some times

The room was pretty nice with a huge window and view on a cliff, sex was great because the girl was experienced and pretty. Was a pretty neat 1st time.

Thanks

Maybe he means class? or base?

meh, defo not a euro term ive heard

>be me
>17
>fooled around with qt gf a whole bunch
>this times different
>dat look
>pull out a condor
>face down ass up that's the way I like to fuuuuuck
>one pump
>annnnnd finished!
>was it as good for you as it was for me, babe?
>dat look

>17 at the time
>dating beautiful 16-year old. big boobs on a tiny frame, long blond hair
>do a lot of making out and getting to third base
>several times rubbed my cockhead on her wet pussy but she didn't want to fuck (that teasing bitch)
>one day her parents are out and we go into her bedroom
>strip down, playing. she says she's ready to fuck
>ease into her. it hurts her and we wait a few seconds
>before I start the fucking proper we hear her parents car in the driveway
>mad dash to get dressed
>shit... blood on the bed sheets. she rips the sheets off the bed
>parents come in and she tells them she's going into the basement to wash her sheets
>follow her downstairs
>she grabs a blanket, throws it on the basement floor, pulls her shorts down and tells me to fuck her
>oblige and fuck her on a dusty floor in a damp, dank basement

it was so romantic

>Be me
>still a kissless virgin
>7/10
>shy :) the end

>Best friend has his older sister home from Uni over Summer
>Middle of Summer her roomie visits
>Roomie is 5'0" tall, honey-blonde hair, sexy and petite
>She's 20, I'm 15
>She teases me about the obvious crush I have on her
>One night after she teases me I tell her it is unfair - I didn't choose to fall in love with her and at least I am honest. She was surprised that I said 'love'
>I turned 16, had a party, it was nice
>Next weekend my parents take their usual anniversary trip, a long weekend at a beach house. My aunts check on me, but since I am 16 I am home alone
>Saturday roomie comes over, asks if she can come in
>She compliments the house, talks to me for about 20 minutes, and then says 'Let's go see your room'
>Lead her there (thank goodness my aunt told me to clean it!), she walks around talking about my books
>She sits down on my bed, motions me to join her as she reads one of my D&D books
>After about 10 minutes she puts it down, looks at me,
>"Well? Aren't you going to try to kiss me?"
>I lean in, and we kiss. We kiss and grope each other for about 15-20 minutes, then she takes off her top. After 5 minutes of playing with her tits she takes of my shirt.
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Because she's looking for older chads

>15, 20
You were raped fam

>be freshman in highschool
>have senior girlfirend
>we date for a month
>new years comes around
>get drunk
>she takes me to her parents house
>we go up to the second floor loft of her room (parents were both rich and worked in the FBI)
>start rounding the bases till we approach home
>very young and very drunk cant get hard
>fuck it im going in half mass
>wearing condom so cant feel shit
>fuck for like 5 minutes and we both gave up

Doesnt matter, had sex

>We roll around my bed, making out, and I am in heaven as I kiss her and play with her tits
>Then she gets out of bed and pulls off my pants. As i am laying there, almost is shock, she starts pumping my cock. Then she dives on it with her mouth, moaning and sucking. I lasted maybe, *maybe*, 10 seconds before I blow in her mouth
>She looks at me, grinning, swallows, smiles, and says "Now that that is over" and takes off her pants.
>We roll around more, making out. I just rub my hands all over her, kissing her all over
>It was maybe 5 minutes and I am hard again. She gives me a handjob for a while, then blows me, then she was on her back
>"C'mon, user, come fuck me. I'm on the pill, so just - come fuck me"
>She guided me inside her and then cooed instructions in my ear
>"Slower, now. Move your hips. Like that"
>She shuddered and gasped a bit, then cried out and bit me on the chest
>"Faster. Faster! Fuck me hard, user! Fuck me hard!"
>She screamed again, and thrashed around and when I same a few seconds later cried out again.
>We lay there for a few minutes, gasping, before she she bounced up
>"Let's take a shower!"
>"So we moved to the shower where we laughed and giggled and goofed around
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I really hope this story ends with a dinosaur

be me 33
online dating with a girl from berlin while I'm in Sweden about to move to Germany
she finds me cute, very warm online
first week in germany I visit her in Berlin for the week end
picks me up at the station
we walk to her place to cook dinner
cook dinner, eat, drink beer
then in the kitchen I come close to her tell her some compliment and kiss her
then we kissed and cuddled all evening
then we have sex, her on top, I come within one minute
shit I'm a premature ejaculator...
mfw

I cheated on my girlfriend at the time for my friend

>We were getting dressed when headlights swept over the house. I looked at the clock
>"Holy shit! My Aunt Mari is here to check on me!"
>I zipped down stairs and met her at the door
>Aunt Mari had brought over a dinner she made (She worried about me not eating well) and chatted with me. She asked why my hair was wet and I made up some bullshit about spilling syrup on myself
>Aunt Mari left and roomie came down. We split the dinner while we watched one of my dad's movies (Buckaroo Banzai, which I makes me think of her, now)
>After dinner she asked when my aunts visited and what I was doing Sunday and Monday. We talked a bit and she went home
>Next day she came over after lunch. We talked and had sex in the living room, then played scrabble, then fucked again
>Monday she came by early and we went to a movie matinee (Inglorious Basterds). She held my hand in the theater
>We got back to my house and my Aunt Patty came by. Roomie came out, introduced herself as a friend and said she heard I wanted to see a movie and didn't want me to take the bus, or some bullshit
>She chatted with my aunt for a bit, then roomie left.
>Aunt Patty teased me about how pretty she was, asked if I had a crush,
>"Yeah"
>Aunt Patty left and 20 minutes later Roomie came back and we had sex twice that night
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Depends on what environment you're in

>be 15
>go on a date with a girl who had been my "gf" in middle school
>she was 14 but she was quite tall, she became a model after a couple years
>hard kissing
>come back home
>write her I'm not looking for a relationship
>"Well user, we could become friends with benefits"
>she came to my house after a couple days and we fucked
>we were both virgins

It was probably pathetic af but I enjoyed it so whatever.

I met a 15yo depressed furfag and fucked him after we dated for a couple of days.

Not your gay virginity m8

>Monday came and Roomie got there early as Hell
>She fixed a nice breakfast, teasing me that Aunt Mari was right to worry about all the junk food I ate
>Had a nice breakfast and then she looked at me seriously
>"user, you know that this is a fling, right? You are handsome, and sweet, and better in bed than you have a right to be, but you are a Sophomore in high school"
>"A junior in the Fall!"
>"Either way. In 3 weeks I turn 21 and you just turned 16. If we were in our 40's that's no big deal, but now?"
>I wanted to cry but I also already knew all of this
>She grabbed my hand
>"You are wonderful and you will meet a great girl. But I am too old for you. This is - a fling. You are so sweet and so kind and you are so brave and honest, telling me you loved me like you did. I think you are great but now, think about it. You don't love me, really, do you? Not LOVE love, right? A crush, a desire, a hope, really"
>I thought about it a long time
>"Yeah. You're right. You are so pretty, and funny, and you have the best smile in the world, but..."
>"But even after the last few days we know so little about each other. user, this is a fling, and flings are fun."
>Then we hugged for a while; she pulled down my shorts and sucked me for a bit, then we fucked in the dining room chair
>She made me lunch and we watched Monty Python and fucked in the living room again
>When Aunt Mari came over roomie had gone back to her place
>Aunt Mari had heard of roomie from Aunt Patty and she teased me a little before she left
>About an hour after Aunt Mari left roomie came back.
>We fucked in my bed, took a shower, and sat in my bedroom
>"user, you are so sweet. Thank you for this weekend. I am heading back to college Thursday and it might be best if, well...."
>"Yeah. Bye, roomie. I- I-"
>We hugged and she left
>It was 3 am before I could fall asleep
>Mom and Dad got back at 9 or so the next day
>They complimented me on how clean everything was
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>be me
>be secret agent
>infiltrate evil guys secret base
>walking through hall when cage falls and traps me
>big bad comes out of door
>gives monologue turns out he is a nazi or something
>board af
>he summens his henchmen over
>big black guy comes over
>"Jerome, take care of this man won't you"
>niggernods.jpg
>anal rapes me to death

22 and still virgin. But I got this girl that wants to fuck me, but I dont want to fuck her. Instead I want to friendzone her damn hard and rather try to make my move on her friend, which is incredible hot.
How do I do that?

>be 15
>my birthday tommorow so myself and friends celebrate it on sunday as we will be at school on monday
>we go to the beach and drink shitty alcohol
>few hours in were pretty fucked up and im nearly wasted
>7/10 girl same age as me with easy 10/10 tittays has been by my side most of the day now turning to night
>we've been flirting with each other a bit in school but she has a loser bf
>ask her why she is with him as she could do better or just be single
>she leaves wtih her friend for a good half hour, i think ive offended her but fuck it im drunk and its my bday who gives a shit
>get more drunk and wander off from group on the beach to either go to mcdonalds or for a piss i cant remember
>hear shouting, turn around its 10/10 titty girl shes with her friend but runs towards me asking where im going
>tell her i thought she eft and dont know where im going to, i think i wanted food
>she tells me she didn't leave she just went to get my present and pulls a condom out from her bra
>she leads me into a park near by and we start making out, im grabbing her tits and shes going for my crotch
>its pretty dark by now so she takes me into a bush and starts removing her jeans and then goes for my belt, she can tell im nervous even though im drunk
>pulls my jeans down and boxers and starts stroking my dick and puts the condom on me
>she lies back, spreads her legs and directs me inside her
>Im drunk, dunno what im really doing so just hump away
>she tells me to go faster or i wont cum
>this turns me the fuck on, so i keep going and eventually cum
>we kiss again and rejoin our friends, a pretty good bday all in all

the next weekend i fucked her again and it went a lot better as i wasn't wasted, she dumped her bf and we spent the summer fucking, she was dirty as fuck and i smashed her ass twice too

After summer i went to college and we went different ways, she was my first and taught me a hell of a lot.

>dot not feather
bro, do you listen to a certain radio show?

> backpage
> hooker

dude fuck the girl who wants to fuck you

dont be a dumbass

losing your virginity to the girl you actually want is a bad idea

>I carried in the bags and helped start laundry and put stuff away
>Mom told me about the nice place they went to (different than previous trips) and how much fun they had.
>Mom called her sisters and caught them up
>She teased me a bit about how I had fallen for an 'older woman' but let it go
>The day was pretty typical. Mom asked me 4-5 times what I was thinking about; I always said nothing
>It is late, the end of the day, and I am still only thinking of roomie
>I'm beat and grimy from carrying in all that stuff and putting luggae away earlier, tell my folks I am going to take a shower and go to bed.
>Strip off my shirt as I am talking, turn to leave
>Mom gasps a little, then smiles. Dad looks surprised, then grins, wide
>I ask 'what is it?'
>Dad says "Make sure you look in the mirror before your shower"
>Go upstairs, freaking out, look in the mirror
>I have 6 or 7 bite marks on my chest from roomie orgasming. Big, bruised, and obvious
>In the reverse mirror behind me I see scratches on my back from the same thing
>I take the shower, head to my room
>Dad is waiting
>I was shocked at how matter-of-fact he was
>Gave me a little grief about not using condoms, but mainly made sure I grasped that this was not 'true love' but, well, just a 'thing'
>Told him what roomie said and he agreed with her
>We went to sleep
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good lord dude this is a greentext thread
not a "tell us your life story by writing a novel" thread

where does the line get crossed. i got my dick about half a thumbnail in, multiple occasions over around a year and a half.
while id consider myself virgin, in the unlikely event i ever laid in bed with a female ever again, it seems like a big "well technically...". does it seem right to say youve never had sex, just "mashed your dick against a vagina alot"

I had many girls ask me for segs.
Even underagers.
I look decent and fit. I want only good material. Im just a lazy cunt that doesnt try to get his stuff on his own.

Why would losing my virginity to a girl I want be a bad idea?
I know her for longer. She was skinny and definitely fuckable back then. But shes fat now.
I told her to go to the gym and remove that fat from my face or forget me. I cant stand girls that are fat. Even just a little bit.

You already lost your virginity in this story you are telling

Wtf, at this point you are trying to brag
I stopped reading after the second one

>be me
>2 years ago
>17 back at then
>one of my friends was throwing a birthday party
>the best friend of the cutie i have a crush promised him to have sex
>she couldnt make it to party and ask my crush to fuck with him
>she agrees
Cont?

no, no cont

Not really. No

we good man, got the gist of it

>be 14
>put dick in vagina
>cooliguess.jpg
>didn't even come, 3/10 wish i was playing video games
>gon do it again tho

>be 17
>at a friends birthday party
>got very drunk
>my friends friend is constantly talking to me about random shit even though im basically in a coma
>she says she doesn't have money for the buss and asks of she could come to my place for the night
>i just said sure without really realizing the implications
>dont get me wrong, i was a horny teenager and wanted to bone but i was so drunk at the time i didnt even realize
>a few of my friends start telling me not to fuck this girl because she was a slut and i would get chlamydia or some shit
>i laugh it off cause the realization of me getting laid hasn't really sunk in yet
>after the party dies down and people start to leave we start heading out to my place
>while were walking i offer her a joint and we blaze all the way to my house (the whole night is kinda fuzzy from here on out)
>we get home and after akwardly sitting around for a bit things somehow escalated into making out
>after a bit of that we move to the bed and even though im drunk and high as a kite i somehow get rock hard
>dont remember exatly what happend while we fucked, it wasnt very interesting though just missonary
>i remeber not using a rubber and coming inside her in my pure genius
>after the deed is done we both slowly drift off
>the morning after was not as akward as i had though
>made her coffee and after exchanging numbers she was on her way
>i check my phone and its full of messages from my friends along the lines of
-Did ya score?
-enjoy waking up with aids lol
>and other dumb shit
>i lol but eternally im heatenings

later learned the she was on the pill and not infact a massive disease ridden slut so i ended up dating her for about ~5 months as my first real relationship, it was alright but she was way too clingy and i ended up breaking it off. Dont regret a thing about it really, not even being drunk and high since i wasn't nervous at all, and the relationship taught me a lot about ´what to look for in a girl.

My older brother fucked me when I was 9 years old (guy here). He kept it up til I was 14.

>be me 16 m
>fooled around with cousin same age
>some how managed to dare her to shower with me
>helped shampoo up each other
>my dick was hard as diamonds so as her nipples
>asked her to pass the soap
>as she turned around as my erect dick brushed her cunt
>ended up teasing her by rubbing my cock all over her pussy entrance
>eventually led to penetration
>took each others virginity
>also came in her tight cunt soon after
>her pussy was dripping wet with my hot sperm
>apologized
>she said it was okay and we should do it next time
>we are now both 18 and we have fucked on a regular basis ever since
>we barely use condoms and she lets me nut in her during her safe periods without the pill lol
>fucking wincest

>party went on for a little bit
>they went to fuck
>they fuck for like 15 mins
>i sit in front of door jerking off
>she suddenly leaves the room
>sees me
>smiles
>i smile
>she sees my boner
>seems like she is still horny
>we go to another room
>we start talking
>after some time she seems to get bored and says she will be back in a minute

>Thursday morning (my parents were still on vacation) Mom and Dad walked me over to my best friend's house 3 doors down.
>Roomie was packing her car to head back to uni
>Mom walked up to her first,
>"We just wanted to meet you before you left for school"
>And hugged her a little
>I could see in roomie's eyes that she was completely stunned
>Dad shook her hand,
>"Yes. Good to meet you, too"
>I gave her a hug. She hugged me really freakin' hard and whispered, 'I'll miss you'
>My friend's parents came out and the parents all started talking. My friend came out and in about 10 minutes roomie drove off as we all waved good-by
>Hear from my friend that roomie was engaged
>I was really depressed for a couple of days
>Winter Break came; friend's sister told us roomie had married a month before; she had returned to school, met up with her boyfriend again, and they decided to marry right away. Roomie had dropped out of school at the end of the semester
>I tried tracking roomie down, but had no luck
>I went off to university, too busy to look for her anymore
>About 12-15 months ago I got an email from Mom. Mom loved Facebook
>She said that my friend's mom had friended someone and it took Mom a while but she eventually recognized her as roomie
>Roomie is married and lives in the northeast with the same guy she married in college
>They have three kids
>Their oldest was born less than 6 months after they married
>About nine months from when she and I had a long weekend
>And he has the same name as I do
>I never tried to friend her on facebook

Not replying takes less effort

recently 14.
slept with 20 yo cousin.
went on for a bunch of years until she moved away.

Considering Tinder came out 12 of September 2012. You guys must've broken up pretty recently.

Considering this is a modified story of one of your friends first times. You mut've been a pretty big faggot.

>Be 18
>At party
>Dresscode is slutty/whore
>Meet 7/10 girl
>10/10 tits only covered with black tape
>she comments on my dragqueen outfit
>i comment on her 10/10 boobs
>Gives me her number
>I tell her the basement got a old bunker in it
>We go down there and i fuck her on a table
>Never spoke again

It works,. Back in my late teens, early 20s we had a friend who always played the "I'm still a virgin, shy" routine.

He banged more sluts than any of us.

>my best friend got laid first when we were 17
>made me jealous that I wasnt the first in my group of friends
>found a girlfriend asap just to get laid, no standards whatsoever
>met online, she was from other town, fat as fuck irl, biggest ass Ive ever seen, 15yo
>whatever
>eat her pussy and finger her first break her hymen, when I looked on myself in the mirror it looked like Ive eaten a rabbit alive
>cleaned up and fucked her in the pussy
>didnt last long, but far more that I expected
>broke up with her a few weeks and sexes later when she was getting clingy, she threatened me to commit suicide
>i didnt care at all
>never saw her again

newfag has to realize that we came here to read greentext stories
the subject of which is not very interesting, so be succinct and get to the point
we dont care about you and your gloating
just get your story across in one post

>she comes with a bottle of vodka and condoms
>she starts drinking and starts playing with herself
>she tells me we can have some fun lf i get a boner
>insta boner
>she starts teasing me
>im rock solid
>after 2 minutes she asks me to fuck her
>i tell her im still a virgin and it might not be as good as she thinks
>she says she told me to fuck her
>fuck her in doggy for 2 mins and cum urges
>ask where to cum
>she starts blowing me and i cum in her mouth
>she swallows
>i ask how good i was
>she says it was pretty bad but sees future for me

My dad fucked me in my ass

And you continue to spend a ton of time and energy to complain about how you don't like to waste time

How many posts are you going to toss up where you bitch that someone else put up 'too many' posts for you to read?

thanks for continuing till this point, i enjoyed the story

Goddamn, I jumped.

> be 21 good looking, but socially awkward
> on AOL chat room
> pick up 35 yr old who kinda looks like my mom (fatty, short hair, brunette)
> fits my massive momcest fetish
> 2nd date we go to her place to fuck
> put it in . . . pussy ain't nearly as tight as jerking off!
> can't come
> keep fucking for almost an hour missionary, cowgirl
> can't fucking come!
> missionary, decide roleplaying mom/son will help
> she looks disgusted when I ask so I play it off as a joke
> we both know I wasn't joking
> flip her over on her belly
> lube up her crack with baby oil
> make a move at her ass
> Her: no bum
>Me: huh?
> Her: NO BUM!
> slid down and put a hickey on her ass cheek
> went back up and put it up her ass
> her ex hubby must've been a backdoor man because she took it up the arse like no other girl I've done it to
> her ass is much tighter than her pussy
> she looks a lot like my mom from behind
> imagine that I'm fucking my own mother up her ass
> between the tighter hole and imagery I can finally come
> softly moan "mommy" when I come

tl;dr my first piece of ass was an ass and I pretended i was incesting my mom up her ass

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
So the dumbfuck realized that posting three replies all saying 'more than 1 post is stupid' is fucking stupid and deleted his post?
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

My story's barely even worth telling. Losing it wasn't some exciting, surprising moment. When I was a dumb, hormonal teenager I was a total romantic and I actually had a few opportunities to lose it, which I turned down. I wanted to be in love.
>lol what a faggot.

Come the first Feburary after high school, I'm chilling with this 9/10 punk chick. Curvy Puerto Rican body. Prior to use even hanging out, she's already confessed, in detail, how much she wanted me, but I told her I was waiting. I actually had a gf off in college who I was contemplating giving it to. The girl I was chilling with was infinitely hotter.

Don't remember how, but we decide we want to cuddle, so we head to my bed to do so. We end up getting undressed, and I would up on top of her and it just... kinda happened. I guess I got horny. I mean, this chick... just damn she was hot. Lol. I said something really unmomentous, like, "Let's go for it," then had at it. No foreplay or anything.

Went maybe five minutes no condom, then ten wrapped before I nutted inside her. Fun memory, but doesn't really illicit any real emotion from me, which is the very reason I waited so long in the first place.

I fucked I guess.

Thanks!

Those are some leathery old tits.

Blackmailed my sister and her friend when I caught them smoking weed(our house was strictly against it) I made my sister do stupid shit for a while and I just made her friend fuck me and she was off the hook

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>I was a total romantic and I actually had a few opportunities to lose it, which I turned down. I wanted to be in love.

Maybe we're twins separated at birth.

When I first learned just how slutty women are I was totally disappointed . . . I still yearn for a mythological world where sex is a special bond between two people so in love with each other that they can't think of anything else.

The real world is one where French broads fuck 4 "refugees" a day at the Calais camp surrounded by rivers of excrement.

can confirm . its very suprising how often that shit works .

Yeah. I am virgin and tell bitches that. They seem to be interested. But sadly Im not.

Me and my neighbour bestfriend (female) was both 18 and we decided that we were losers as we both were still virgins.
We had sex with each other for the first time and now we are fuck buddies.
Once we were doing it and the condom broke and her pussy was filled with my semen. Since then she enjoyed the feeling and we stopped using condoms as she wanted me to nut in her everytime.
I am afraid i would get her pregnant, but i am too afraid to tell her.

...

I didn't say I fucked my mom up her ass . . I said I PRETENDED I was while fucking a fatty who LOOKED like my mom.

Definitely not fiction.>Those are some leathery old tits.

They're much nicer than the fatty's whose ass I fucked. She was a 4/10 at best.

That's the problem with a momcest fetish . . . when you fuck older women who remind you of your mom, her body is generally a disappointment. . . but you can't have a mom younger than you (which is a fucking shame).

>fuck it im going in half mass
Kek

Calm down you underage faggot

That guy was right

>I didn't say I fucked my mom up her ass . . I said I PRETENDED I was while fucking a fatty who LOOKED like my mom.
And this changes the fact your story smells of bullshit how exactly?

>And this changes the fact your story smells of bullshit how exactly?

With all the momcest threads on here it ought to be pretty obvious that a lot of us pretend we're fucking out moms . . . whether jerking off to them or pretending that the women we're fucking are them.

Most every guy has pretended that his cock was in a 10/10 pornstar instead of his 5/10 gf . .

>she looks a lot like my mom from behind
Lmfao

>be 18
>8/10 girl i met in bar tells me shes alone at her friends house and asks if i want to drink with her
>taxi
>she has no keys
>gotta climb to 5th floor while it's 11/10 rain
>came in 30 seconds
>felt nothing
well at least all other times we had sex was far better

Sounds like the best ending possible. Nice bucketlist thing most will never fulfill.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Ask a girl out from another school who I vaguely knew through friends. Was told she had sex before and fingered in public pool, etc. Took her on a couple dates and just made out. Finally friends parents are gone on trip. Take her to house, make out, take her to bed, undress us both, put penis in and cum in three strokes. Lick her pussy, don't like it, get hard, do it again. She just lays there. Take her home awkwardly.

>In parents house on pull out sofa with gf
>Start fooling around
>Fuckingsweet.jpeg
>Decent sex
>4 years later she marries my brother and has child.
>TFW it could been mine.
>Dodged a bullet boys.

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>get a load of this fag

Aren't you on the wrong board?

>you lose your virginity
AHAHAHAHA

>It was prom night
>We went to a party afterwards where she got horny looking at other couples
>Came up to me. Asked if I wanted to fuck.
>Fuckyes.jpeg
>I asked her where
>She didn’t want to fuck in a house full of people
>We get into my CRV to drive to a good spot.
>Her hand’s rubbing my dick through my pants the whole way.
>Get to an abandoned baseball field.
>I live in the middle of buttfucking nowhere Vermont.
>Fold back seats down in the back for room.
>She lifts up her panties.
>I start rubbing her pussy
>She gets wet
>Take off her panties
>Eat her out
>She moans and I get an 11/10 boner
>Can’t stand it anymore
>Stick my dick in her cunt
>Fuck her in the missionary position for a while.
>Don’t have a condom and don’t want to risk it
>She tells me to fuck her ass
>willdo.gif
>Put her on her hands and knees
>Ass tight enough to turn coal to diamonds
>Fuck her like dog for 15 minutes.
>She then gets on top of me
>Rides like a cowgirl
>She’s squealing like a jap girl at this point.
>Cum in her ass. Gave her a great creampie.
>I drive her home
>I go to bed
>We decided not to date because we are going to different colleges.

molested by sister and her boyfriend when i was 13