I live in Korea and am married to a Korean girl. I have dated and done well with Korean girls before getting married...

I've dated Koreans while I was in Japan and they're nothing amazing TBH. They are super clingy and can be borderline psycho jealous.

whassa puusy like

The biggest difference from home is how persistent you need to be. None of this playing it cool and waiting around a couple days to call them. I met a girl at a bar once and didn't message her right away and when I did she didn't answer. Saw her friend a week later who told me she had assumed I wasn't interested because I waited so long.

Easiest is to be an English Teacher if your native language is English.

Sauce?

I have a very good life here. Sorry about yours.

Interesting, thank you for the info. What if my native language is not English, but I have lived in USA and speak it almost at a native level?

It depends. Some are crazily loyal. It's mainly the guys who aren't faithful and often the girls will just screw around instead of divorcing as it is still seen as pretty taboo.

Pussy is great. Some of the best I've to be honest. Korean dudes don't know what they're doing for the most part. They just climb on and jackhammer for like 30 sec and they're done. The girls are extremely grateful when you know what you're doing and definitely help out a lot more than the dead fish at home.

>best I've to be honest
>grammatical errors
>english teacher

Way to sabotage the enemy champ. Keep up the good work.

>help out

go on....

kek

are you white?
do you face positive/negative stigma from the men/women over there?

If you're not a native speaker from a country whose primary language is English you might be out of luck for teaching. China doesn't care though. If you're set on Korea you will need to be skilled in something unique that a Korean can't reasonably do themselves. A lot of engineers. Or join the Army.

Quickly typing responses during deaths in Overwatch. Not worried.

What's the pay like? Do you ever get lonely, missing your childhood culture? What are the risks of STIs over there? Do they shave?

I'm 26 and have no teaching experience or higher education past high school. Is it too late for me to start on the path of teaching English in korea?

If you could be any other race, which would you pick?

Ya I'm white. When I first got here about five years ago it was worse, but now they don't really care. There's definitely some things like not getting the same deals Koreans do when signing for internet or whatever but you can just laugh and shrug those off. They mainly hate South Asians and dark skinned people, I pretty much get a freebie because I'm white. I also get a free pass on a lot of the bullshit customs Koreans have to do, I can just feign ignorance and not do them or get bonus points when I do things correctly.

what kind of customs?
what is there to do for fun over there?
good music scene/nightlife?

Ranges a lot based on experience and qualifications. Anywhere from around $2k USD up to 3 or 4 plus you can make bank doing private lessons and tutoring. I know people making 7-8K a month but they have no lives. Average is a bit more than $2,000 a month though.

Go to China, they don't care.

Well that is a shame, I might go for China now that you've mentioned it. I was thinking about opening a penis enlargement business (jelqing, stretching, other exercises) since I believe that Koreans don't know much about them, and they have a stigma of having smaller dicks, so such a business might flourish. I am still in doubt though, but me and my friends have been considering it seriously for some time now

Ahhh here we have the real reason for your yellow fever

insecure white boy with little dick syndrome seeks smaller pussied female so she won't fantasize about a bigger cock'd man.

Dat projection

They are a Confucius society. There's so much respect built in the language and customs you literally speak and do things differently if the other person is older than you. Like, at work you don't go home before your boss does, and if your boss hates his wife and kids and doesn't go home until 10 every night no one does. I, as a foreigner, just stand up and leave at 5 while all my coworkers stay until whenever our boss does.

There's tons to do. Lot's of nightlife. There is no bar close and no open beverage drinking laws. Just drink all night until the next morning walking around with drinks no problem. Lots of clubs, private rooms for drinking, karaoke, screen golf, gaming, etc.

Cool, thanks! What about my other questions?

That's cool. Was never actually with an Asian before I came and don't have yellow fever. My dick is fine, thanks for the concern.

Sure it is, buddy.

Never really got lonely, been away from home for a long time now. There's other ex-pats around to talk to if I need too. They don't shave, but they aren't as hairy so it's not an issue. My wife shaves and she loves it and has been pushing it on some of her friends. They see shaving as rather slutty and they often go to public baths and see each other naked so would get judged. Can't really comment on STIs, they make foreigners take an HIV test when they enter, I believe STIs are lower but they also have zero sex ed and pulling out is their top birth control method.

can you watch porn in korea?

Porn, RX medicine, gambling and pro North Korean sites are blocked by the government. You can watch soft core stuff and they play it on TV at night a lot but the filtering is pretty strict. Just use a VPN for everything. It's rather ironic that I can walk outside and buy sex in like 12 ways but I can't watch porn.

What would you recommend I study I'm starting this from the ground up.

is plastic surgery as rampart as kpop suggests?

youtube.com/watch?v=vaijpqksV8Q

Yes. I've taught middle school girls who got their eyes done because they did well on a test.

Anything at a 4 year school. Education if you want better jobs and pay.

do u have a problem with the language barrier

Im guessing he knows Korean considering he's teaching English

does she kicks your ass at starcraft ?

My Korean is decent. I can get around easily enough and do what I want. Usually bring my wife if I have to do something more technical like contract stuff.

You You actually don't need to speak Korean to teach and in fact the schools often don't want you to know Korean, they want immersion for the students. Most teachers here can't speak the language.

Whats up with the granny panties?

No one plays starcraft anymore. LoL and Overwatch mainly.

Thy wear full bottom underwear, the guys often wear smaller underwear than the girls, locker rooms are weird.

Depends. Saw this the other day. Sounded like she was speaking korean.

does she kicks your ass at any type of game then ?

someone has autism

This is embarrassing for you.

She's really good at those fast paced, reaction style cell phone games like piano tiles, wipes the floor with me.

where was this at, no way Korea. I'm sure you'd get arrested for that.

hey we learned about projection in my psychology 101 class today :-)

I'm hispanic, not super dark but not light either. I've dated some American asian girls and Im going to Korea next semester for school. You think I have a chance?

Ya, younger generation is more open minded. Ive got a friend who is dark pacific islander and hes got a smoking hot GF. If they'll take you home to their parents is another thing though.

You've got a point. The two Asian girls I've dated never introduced me to their parents lol. They were pretty long relationships as well

What would be the requirements for teaching English in Korea?

I am also in Korea. Any tips on how to snag a good one and not one of these sluts from a glass house?

went to korea when i was 23 to skate, lifechanging experience. apparently this korean skatergirl was into me and my buddy said to go for it, we sat next to eachother but she didnt talk too too much. how would i have gotten her naked? we were with her friends both male and female, we all skated everyone liked me...i regret not making a move everyday

I want to know more about the sluts from a glass house

NORTH KOREA

Rank the quality of pussy you've had by race with descriptions please

Really sleezy. They try to pull you in when you walk by the door. Most are pretty ugly. Not like OP's girl. And I'm pretty sure they have STIs. So I don't want anything to do with them

Fuck all this ama shit. Dump sum fucking Koreanudes. Don't you have a wife? Let's start there.

The "good girls" are going to require a lot more effort and patience. We're talking months before you can touch a boob. You'll probably make it to the important 100 day mark w/o even kissing really. At that point, they either decide its a serious relationship and it will progress or they decide its not and bail. 100 days of dating is a magic number. You basically need to be super attentive and answer their million text messages and spend lots of time with them and not expect anything sexual from them.

An entry level job is basically being a clean, normal looking native English speaker with a 4 year degree and a TEFL/TESOL/CELTA (ESL Teaching Cert.)

Are you attracted to a certain type of woman?

Ya, and I don't post her nudes, that's why I have a wife.

Here, I'll do you a solid, google "은꼴사".

Hey I gotta sleep guys, its been good. I'll be around again tomorrow around the same time if you have more questions.

>은꼴사
what does that mean?

It's a slang term used to get around all the filters, basically means a picture that gives you a boner.