Be honest: how often do you piss sitting down?

Be honest: how often do you piss sitting down?

Rarely. I usually find it hard to fully empty my bladder when i'm sitting down.

As often as possible. It relieves the strain on your prostate and mitigates the incidence of prostate cancer. Plus, I have less piss to clean up after myself.

When I'm tired, so in the morning and if I wake up during the night.

Always. I got tired of having to wipe the seat down.

only in the morning or middle of the night when I don't wanna turn the lights on

Only at my disabled friends house.

Piss sitting down? I fucking shit standing up like a real man. , pussy.

Always, unless it's in a public restroom or something. Way cleaner and relaxing.

Enjoy your prostate cancer.

always

I piss sitting down when ever I also have to shit.

Late at night, middle of night, and early morning.

most of the times,unless it's a public stall. glad I'm not the only one

All the time. Never thought of it until i seen a thread on here. Women know some shit.

Never, because I'm not a god damn faggot.

At least I'll die like a man.

I SHIT STANDING UP, NIGGA

Every time I don't take a piss while smoking.

This is how Sir John Harington meant for the toilet to be used when he invented it. So when you're done, you don't have to turn around to look at your Sir Harington

pretty much just at night when I dont want to wake everyone up

Always if there is a clean toilet available.

If you pee standing up then there will always be left over urine which will drip in your underwear

Always when I can. If you pee standing up then the urine splashes all over your pants. You should try peeing naked if you don't believe me you'll feel the pee splash all over your legs

I'll piss sitting down in the middle of the night so I don't piss all over the seat. fuck putting the lights on

no, cause you have to take your pants all the way off

My girlfriend demanded I stop pissing while standing up

Considering the fact im a germaphobe and Im the one who cleans the bathroom daily...

I make it a point to stand up and piss.

>"but if you need to poop user?"
Im glad you asked.

I piss standing up. Then ill shit

Always, unless at a public restroom. Because reasons.

when i'm at home i just pee in the sink

You can pee while washing your hands, genius!

only when i have a hangover thats pure aids

Last time was during a good group back on Everquest. Did my tinkle into a coke can whilst sitting down in front of pc but accidently pissed all over myself and my keyboard.

This.