Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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>implying anyone knows who you are

Shit.

Previous:Yes.

Here for one last claim for now. I'll be back later

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I was here before you were born kiddo :^)

claim.

Calamity-masu'd

one of my favourite claim pics is over 2mb
didnt post it in a while, sad to see this

Please stop making threads.
You're trash.
With love, someone better than you.

see ya then
it was fun talking to ya

We never spoke, but I remember.
I wish Shiki were here.

Trust me, I appreciate so much. I feel so indebted to them.

Although my mom said she wanted me outta the house at 16

Love you too

i bet, i wasnt implying you werent i was kinda at a loss for words
if that makes sense

sorry to hear that im in the same boat though
i gotta walk doggo real quick see ya later

I wish you weren't such a faggot.

GO BACK TO LURKING OR I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE YOU NORTHIC CUNT

Who the fuck would want to take care of a mentally challenged faggot?

See ya

I didn't miss the bus. So that's one thing positive about my day so far

My wife only reads MY future, you bunch of second-handed waifus lovers.

@705624073
Argh, well.
You know what they say.

You win some you lose some?

normal

1v1 me on ERPing as Mikan you fucking memer

youtu.be/cySTKTlswUc

Cuck.

High grade faggot

Dick lover

Edgy cunt

Reply

Worst pile of turd

Replying to you

I will rape your daughter irl

Another reply

my little pony lover

F
A
G

I guess we're replying to you

XD

Fucking kuntbo

Fuck off togame

Dad?

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Wew lads

XD

Fucking kuntbo

Fuck off togame

Dad?

This thread sucks. Maybe I'll kill it so we can start a new one.

Just let it die peacefully.

unless you saged you're doing the opposite fuckfag

He posted an image, take a guess

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I guess.
Sage doesn't work on these threads. There is always someone who bumps them when they hit page 9 or so.
Sage works with images again.

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yeah my point exactly

XD

Can you kill me so I don't feel like shit anymore please
>inb4 edge

>Sage works with images again.
I'll add that to the list of things I probably should have known about earlier

Wew, drama mornings!
Fucking newfag.

edge

kike

sup

How drama, I'm sick and feel like garbage

here

I'm not a newfag, i've been here all summer

>2 tomokos

Go home thread is fucking dead.

Korbo is still here

Fam, I had a fever about a week ago. Just eat and sleep.

Nice meme.

I try

Kikebo?

More like Faggot.

The Bae

Come at me bro

looks well enough to me

Well then RIP if all you are going to do is complain about being sick. Stressing about being sick will make you feel worse, just dealing with it and staying active with your eating and sleeping will make it pass faster.

I had fever and soup treatment all weekend. Decongestants for the leftover cold symptoms are playing havoc on my guts. Apparently I can't drink enough water no matter how hard I try

Faggot?

More like Kikebo.

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If I ever find myself in that situation I know who to call at least

Oh. Ok. Well. Keep at it fam. Being sick sucks but it's not the end of the world. Just deal with it.

Kikebo?

More like I'm sorry honey :(

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asfdasf

It's too late for that

That's O K.

I thought I would be fine today cause I felt pretty good yesterday. Went to school, poor decision on my part. Only one more bus to home and I'll probably eat something light like toast then nap for a good long while.
Did you find it difficult to sleep with the fever? I had lots of difficulty sleeping and was up most of the night

thread is already dead from korbo shitposters

Hi, Nerd.

So, first of all, what is Ascaris Negator used for?

I have a Forma blueprint, I heard that is good for mods and stuff.
I also have some Nova prime neuroptics/Oberon neuroptics/Scindo prime.
Are those used to build your own Warframe, instead of buying one?

What should I do with Mods? Right now I upgraded Vitality to level 7, same with Pressure point. I had lots of the same mods so I sold them and only kept one.

I bought Orthos but I want to level up my Cronus to 30 right now. Should I not do that and use the Orthos instead?

Also, what can you recommend instead of my rifle? I don't use it at all, I mostly use my meele. Should I get some fancy bow, or do you have anything else in mind? Same question for my secondary weapon, I only have some Kunai, not really using them except for the missions achivement.

Right now I'm 23 and I'm farming on Venera. Farming relics or mods. Should I keep doing that, or should I just unlock more missions or go to another planet ASAP?

But I'm not a shiposter

Hoy doy

I'll have you know I take my Holos very seriously

everyones here to shitpost dude

no escape

>Did you find it difficult to sleep with the fever?
Nope. I would eat something like toast with peanut butter and drink some tea, put on some music or a stream and I could fall asleep pretty easy.

>Ascaris Negator
That one quest. And that's it. It's literally the Foundry Tutorial Item.

>Prime stuff
Yes. You can build nearly everything in the game without spending any money.

>What should I do with Mods?
Rank them up. Any Mod that can go to R10 (Serration, Hornet Strike, Vitality, Redirection, and others) are extremely expensive to max. Get them to 8 and leave them until you start getting more credits and endo from higher tier missions. I recommend turning them into Endo for the time being. Credits are fine, but Endo is the real struggle later.

>Orthos vs Cronus
Max out Cronus and chuck it. You need that delicious MR.

>Rifle
The Boltor is good for your level. It's a junction reward so get to it.

>Bows
Single Target High Damage sniper rifles. I only use them for bosses or spy missions.

>Secondary
All are garbage until you start getting into Prime weapons and Syndicates. Kunai is fine, max out it's puncture and fire rate.

>I'm 23
23 what?
>Farming relics or mods
This is fine.
>Should I just unlock more missions or go to another planet ASAP
Unlock all the Nodes you can so you have a chance at Nightmare Missions (you won't have a shield during these missions but they are worth it) so you can get Nightmare Mods which are very, very good.

Is that you whorebo? Or the other Holo poster

Doy hoy

Get off my channel

[triggered]

Yes I was the Whorebo one. I pointed out that since her name is Holo it would make the joke easier to use it in the "whorebocaust" thing. As far as I know I'm the only one that posts Holo.

[goat being fucked is the distance]

claimed

I'll have to try toast and tea next time, I sleep with earplugs usually so Rhett music would be irrelevant
What kind of tea would you recommend? I usually just drink green, would a tea made for relaxing be a better choice, like chamomile?
There was another one for a bit that came around while you slept. How have you been?

Rank 23.

>chuck it. You need that delicious MR.

What is MR?

>Kunai is fine, max out it's puncture and fire rate.

Okay, I'll keep them.
Can I max them out aswell, or are you saying that they max out themselves?

Sorry for so many questions but I'm kind of newbie.
Thanks for the answers

Hey woah you guys are still here
how are you all

>mfw I'm reading that manga right now

You have a great taste my dude.
I don't know who picked the translation up again but I love that guy

Warframe is a pretty complicated game. I reinstalled it after a couple years of not touching it and was absolutely hopelessly lost

yeah man
still waiting on the last chapters to get translated, another year we go

I'm good thanks for asking just shitposting real badly it's fun I guess OK.

Tea? Any tea in my opinion. Chamomile would probably be best tho, it is THE sleep tea.

Like, your Warframe is Rank 23? K. Max out your Warframe too.

MR is Mastery Rank. When you press escape to bring up the menu, at the very top you see an icon and your name. Probably something like Pussy_DestroyerXX69 [1]

Ah mastery rank
I always forget

What's going on in here?

IT IS FROGE!

You really think it needs a year now? It suddenly got from chapter 77 to chapter 83 in not even a week since some guy translated it for shit and giggles

I think It'll be done in this year

oh look its whorebocaust
furry

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I'm good thanks for asking just shitposting real badly it's fun I guess OK.

DONGER NO DONGING! DONGER NO DONGING! DONGER NO DONGING!

theres only shitposting here dude

oh shit, really? time to get to reading again

Hwhat

Dong :^)
Your order is on its way
So is my dong

I like it, it's fun and you have lots of things to do.

Yeah, I always forget it because there is so much stuff to remember and I'm afraid I might confuse things.

I'll just try to find Mods for Kunai's firerate, then.
Thanks.

Well that's good

Hello yes it is I.
I haven't posted here in quite a while, how are you.

I'll have to pick some up and learn to live with the taste then. It would be useful to have anyways for sleeping problems I guess. Thanks for the tips Tomo
For a fun shitposting experience, you could ironically pick a waifu/husbando. Something funny would be cool
I guess they're saying that's what's going on in here

Yes hwhat.

Did you also put dick on pick of nice feet? Was you?

So nothing out of the ordinary?

Which froggo is this
Old froggo or older froggo

Should just be a Pistol Mod. I think it's called Quick Draw or Gunslinger.

You should be able to check your Codex for what drops them.

Good luck.

Mars bar claimed then. Fuck snickers.

Oh god what? Why?!

Pretty good, all things considered. How's the inspection life been?

It's something I might eventually try to get into, right now I have plenty of game on my plate though. They seem to have expanded it a lot since the early days though
Thank you
I like that one. Mars bars are better than snickers. You have good taste

You should. I've waited a year since chapter 77 and suddenly I get 5 chapters in not even a week. All the hnnng is woorth it. The suspension is killing me. I don't know how it will end and it makes me sick

Not sure if every website uploaded it, but mangahere definitely has it

renge you little shit i have no clue
am i old or older
does this image help you

what is this inspection life you speak of

No but that's a pretty good meme, wish I'd had that idea first

Must be. How are you lately?

You said to get you thing
I got you thing
It's already shipping
Hope nobody else checks your mail

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>no user wanting to have sex with Mari

Abandon thread.

Hello Froggy.
It's good to see you again.

Day one of posing as a mars bar, nobody suspects the truth.

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That other Holo was a fraud. How pitiful.

I've been fine, I guess. I don't really know what all to say--I haven't been in many discussions yet.

If you consider Holo furry you haven't been on the Internet much

FROGGO
I MISSED YOU
u cheeky cunt where have you been all this time

Almost home. Then I'll be eating some toast and going for a nap
Yourself?
I believed in your caramel goodness. How have you deceived me?

Walking up the hill. Be back in like 10 minutes

But i have
whorebo is 100% a furry
She has all the features of a furry

He figured it out! RUN.

I remember last we talked there was some kind of inspector going to your work...

I didn't think you would actually get me the thing!
>They at least see if I got stuff
EEEEEEEEK!

What was this guy's problem?

She's got ears and a tail. A furry would be an anthropomorphic animal. . . They're pretty different.

You never say it's good to see me.

Fuck off faggot.

Good afternoon(?) Alice. How is your day going?

She is covered with fur, therefore she is a furry

Is it? Forgive me if I don't remember everyone right away ;n;

I MISSED YOU TOO
Well I got away from Cred Forums as I was posting way to much and kinda doing poop in life.
but to keep it short and sweet
I quit Starbucks
I'm still working at the group home
I'm preparing for school to become an RN
I got a new car
And my relationship is still going strong, we worked out a lot of the problems and things are great!
HOW ARE YOU

THE STATE
Yes we passed the state inspection with flying colors
also if I am correct hello car waifu i got a new car

Ohhhhhh! WHATCHA GET?! SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME!
>Here's what I got since then!

Everyone has hair!

chen is the best 2hu, along with china

not as much as whorebo

Gay

Oh but I really did
Chump change, friend
Also hoo boy would I ever fuck it

I wish I could do that. I'm stuck at work for another 6 hours and then I get to study tonight. Woo.

I feel you on that, I've been a little on and off, usually post every couple of days or so. That's really great to hear, I'm glad things are going so well for you. I'm still working the same job but going to school part time, going to be a radiology tech.

tappedout.net/mtg-decks/mrs-steal-yo-girl-2/

This is what it currently is, foiled as marked

Also, the sunken hollow is the expedition

Froggo? Is that you?

Hey Dr Pepper

srebmun

Oooooh I see. You're jealous.

Thanks for that check

I dig the deck name and that looks pretty sick nasty. How've you been Fran? Also have you played it much yet?

It is. Oh, that's okay. We didn't talk too much, to be fair.
I'm glad to hear that things are going better for you.

I see, well nice to see you again
Disgusting
Not so good, feeling like shit but I just hurt home so maybe I can remedy that
How was work?
Sounds like a blast. Not!
>cheeky chek

please respond

Are you the Pollock Holo?

I try to give my decks good names

I've had it for a while, maybe 3 months, but I'm foiling it out and making it super unfun

It is murder 1 on 1 against creature decks, especially voltron, but tends to get targeted in multiplayer unless I buddy up with what ever spell based decks there are

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Cred Forums is being retarded and telling me all pics are too big all of a sudden, it's nothing crazy I promise. I got a 2013 Toyota Camry.

DO IT
Become one with the X-Rays
be x-ray man
But for real as long as you're living and things are decent that's great

I suppose quads makes me gay

Hi there

Pretty dull. I was in super early so was alone for around 3 hours, got some project done then had an afternoon of browsing whilst half asleep.
Get some nice food in you and chill. I'd recommend a cup of tea but that's a very British thing and I hear the rest of the world isn't so fond of it.

They changed the image size limit again so you're fucked yeh

Waifu claimed.

Waifu for ants

Waifu for niggers.

It was always fun lurking in these things, so I thought I might as well try saying something every now and again.

I'm not sure what you mean with that Pollock thing so I'm gonna say no. . .

My waifu isn't Mugi.

Claiming!

Only coffee shills say that tea isn't popular. Pretty sure there are more tea drinkers globally than coffee drinkers. Either way, I prefer tea, but I don't have any relaxing ones and I don't want to take any caffeine heading into a nap.
Nice to hear you had a productive morning, it's always easier to get work done when no one is around to distract you, isn't it?

>images with tea. It's a sign
Lurking can be good, but I missed you :(

HOW WAS I TO KNOW YOU WOULD?!
You would always fuck it!

It's because Asian Moot lowered the max filesize limit.
And a Camry? Damn fam, that is actually a tad boring...

kek'd a little

its confirmed, like these quads right here

The numbers have spoken

Good thing I never run creature decks
But I definitely know the feel of getting targeted in multiplayer
Especially when I played a curse deck
That was absurd

Wew that is a nice picture
Season 2 sooner please, need more froggo
I'm really trying for it
I want to be the man behind the curtain
But I'm glad that I caught you now, I've genuinely missed seeing you around here

But I've only made a few posts every few days. Your emotions work fast.

sorry i can't be jealous of furfags

Froggy Waifu~
I've been pretty good, thank you. Please, pardon me, but I actually need to run along now. Would it be okay if I contacted you over Discord later? I wouldn't mind talking a bit, if that's alright.

So how have you been?

I don't think I've seen you in a bit

Polish

So no

My Rackdos kamikaze deck also does pretty hard, but I generally get to take someone with me

Good taste.

If trips post lewd

No

I might have you confused with another whorebo. Is this the Holo from the discord?
First best is Nazrin

fuckos man i tell ya hwat

Boring maybe, but the price was right and it was pretty much brand new.
But either way yeah, it gets me from point a to point b and does it decently enough :3c

CURTAIN MAN
also yes you have good timing i havent posted in like month(s) or something

Sadly I no longer use Discord after some crazy stuff happened.

Good! How are youuuu?

Yeah, do as you wish. You'll enjoy it once you become more familiar with it, I think.

Okay. I'll look out for them.

What happend, you fucking faggot?
Someone wanted to come over you?
If I find where you live I'M FUCKING KILLING YOU FAGGOT

That's interesting. I can't get up in the morning without a good cup of tea. Don't have much of a taste for coffee anymore. Have a good nap anyway.
Yes, much, much easier. I have to be contactable a certain amount of hours per week though so I can't do early mornings everyday.

I'm not the same dr pepper (unless I'm a time traveller which is yet to be confirmed)

Damn it.
Alright, then. You'll have to forgive me, but I guess we'll have to catch each other at another time.
Take care, now.

Taste is subjective.
If I liked Nazir, I would've pick her.
I like Chen more.

They are both common mods.

Don't Transmute mods either. Chances are you will sacrifice 4 Serrations, I think it's 20k credits, and you'll get a Serration.

Just try and pick up every mod you see.

I'm only gonna sleep am hour or so. It ducks me up later tonight or I sleep too much now
This is true. I think we can all agree than Ran is a cute though

I started college, so that is pretty good

Who knows, you might be

But is fine if I had 13 Vitality and then I sold them, right?
For essence.

Tewi is a cute, aswell.

I suppose that's the overall important thing. I don't think I could stand to drive a boring car anymore though. Not after driving this DORITO machine.

I got quads earlier this thread, good timing must be my forte here
How's RN coming along?

Nigga I texted you my wiener
And here you are, still thinking I'm not just going to do these things

The whole point of Rakdos is just to drag them down with you, really
Fucking havoc festival

Yeah that is fine. I do that periodically. No sense in having 100+ of the same mod when you can only have 1 equipped at a time. Work toward getting a Carrier sentinel. Their vacuum ability is fucking amazing. Check Recruit chat to see if someone will Taxi you to Void defense matches for Control Modules.

I would never turn down a good nap. I usually sleep for around 30 minutes else I start to feel groggy when I wake up.

Love me like you did in discod Kurisu

Keep telling yourself that honey.

Well if it makes you feel any better, I'm part Polish.

Oh shit. . . Am I the fraud??? But I've loved Holo for years. . . And I've never seen anyone else post her.

fucking furry

Vacuum? Like picking items by themselves?

don't worry the other whorebo is a 100% polish kurwa scum

>Keep telling yourself that honey.
I will

Damn, you almost cut my whiskers with that edge

eat this faggot

>Implying that wasn't just pulled off of google images
You can't ruse me Renge.

Exactly.

No more having to walk directly over items to pick them up. This includes Health and Energy Orbs, Ammo, Mods, Credits... it's fucking nice.

daily reminder ran-sama is a waste of skin


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fucking furry fag

What happened was I was a piece of shit tbh
Still am

Sorry :c

Awesome!!

Listen man get me that pizza maker car

Decent
Doing an LPN program, and when I come out I can get a job while I do an LPN to RN program.
I can make more money while finishing my degree AND going that route allows me to skip all my pre-reqs and stuff and basically I don't have to worry about college credits and pre-reqs or any of that nonsense
Just finish LPN, can work as an LPN making more $ and then take LPN to RN and become RN
Easy peasy

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That's cool af
Which one should I get?

you're my favorite furry

Sorry user, I've never used a discord group that isn't for my work. You must have me confused with someone else.

Carrier is the only sentinel that can use Vacuum.