Sexting thread

Re-roll because I'm hilarious

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rolling

Late night roll

Cmon

Kek shouldn't have re rolled

those are hot tits

Also Rollin

Waiting

Whos it gonna be user?
Pics of her?

rolls

Not contributing but thats pretty fucking retarded

moles

Why the fuck do you end everything with xxxx?

Rolling

lez do dis

rolling for dubs

checked

Keeps saying file too large

(T)roll

not doing

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Here

>tfw reading those texts
>tfw get to the sixth
>tfw my name is Aidan

How do I play what is rolling how do I roll

Can i get some context ?
Is this a previous win from a sext attempt?
Or are you just posting pictures of pictures?

cuz hes an emo faggot

inb4 sexting sister.

Ayy enjoy your dubs

Roll

here we go

2 things

1: you roll by posting, the thread number is what will end in doubles or trips, its yhe numbers

2: what the fuck is up with the girl on the left?
The head looks like it doesn't fit on her neck

Kek
Who is she to you user?

Kek

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are you fucking retarded or something?

coworker and my sisters friend from college

im a pussy so wont do it

>No
kek

Just no ...dear god

Why do you make that claim?

then gtfo

I think we should be nice to user, otherwise he won't deliver

Im hoping its just so you get close to her so you can get something if you want it, im fairly sure everyone has done that

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roll

Kek

HEHEH XDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO!!!!1!!1!

>kill yourself

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kek

this is the scarcest roll I've ever done.

I'll give it a shot

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she didn't say no, tho

Rolling for the dead

looks like someone is gonna get invited by the executive for a conversation

The fact we haven't fucked yet IS really inappropriate

Watching and waiting

monitoring

i fucked the last girl i talked to tho how do i play this

Roll

Kek'd

>emoji
>then emoji again
fuck that girl once, then destroy yourself.

it wasnt a yes or no question you moron

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT

you chose the wrong person

kek deliver

This is going to turn into sexual assault real quick

that no no

You got trips faggot, you have to send a dick pic as well

I suspect a call into HR very soon

>tfw you saved a thumbnail

True dat

>IT WAS ME
>DIO

update ?

I'm Chad Thundercock. Tell her this.

"Shhh. No more talk. Invite me over, and take it like a good girl"

Watch her call you 'daddy'

Either she's a disgusting mutant or it's photoshopped. You pick

>CANE

Winrar

Cred Forums made me do it is practically an acceptable, mainstream answer at this point though. Almost as rational as having read it on Reddit or some shit. It's like it absolves you of responsibility.

oh god, trips, get ready!!

Roll

If i get trips I'll kill myself

WINRAR

.

Rolling

Let me try again but this time with a hitler pic Heil Hitler

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kek do this

Roll

Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Well I wake tomorrow from
This nightmare

roll

Roll

Went on facebook to send the message.

Before I could finish, incoming message from mom. "Dinner time".

Please don't make me do this.

They see me rollin'

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just do it anyway

Do it faggot, it's a sign from the ancient ones. This is meant to be.

ask your mother why the two of you haven't fucked yet. do it.

Luckily no dubs/trips.

But close to quads though.

Thats a 40 year old man. So are you. Grow up

rill

easiest way though?

WINSER

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All these dubs and trips and no fucking messages going out. Pussies

I am actually really curious about his mother's reaction.

DO IT. DO IT NOW.
KEK COMPELLS YOU

a hero
a prisoner to be

op is good guy, even if that isnt your dick, and if it is ... nice..

If that's you then impressed/10

I think it was a good idea not to post your real cock.

I haven't rolled dubs yet, though. I wanted to send message to the last girl I spoke to, because sex was inevitable anyway, but now it's gonna take me dubs to do it.

That's not your dick, doesn't count

Kek.

Top kek. Enjoy your unemployment

roll

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I was going to point that out, you beat me to it. haha

Do this

Is that a gif or video? I have seen that dick on Omegle

even though its not ur dick OP is a hero

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A hero for today...

roll

stop with all the fucking xxxxx the sad pathic, autistic fuck

Also I am not contributing, last time I lost a good friend thanks to this

ffeefef

I recognize that dick. Am i gay?

it's a standard english lower class thing

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Rolling

Roll

>that's not yours

She fucking wants to believe it is tho.

This was posted before bro

What's the purpose? It's just annoying as fuck.

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agre

Roll

rolling

drink a cleaning agent and die from poison. jump in front of a truck. shoot your self in the head. slit your wrists. eat something you're allergic to.

They were never your friend to begin with if you lost them over something so poultry. You're better off now. You're welcome.

Do it faggot

Share video.

What if you've already fucked her before then?

Rolling! Plz no..

yeaaah shes totally interested now

You're up

Roll

Wow you're blaming Cred Forums for your own stupidity

6477929183 is he number. Good job with the shitty blur

Paltry.
He certainly didnt lose a friend over something so chickens.

winrar

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it's supposed to be like kisses, guess you could say like xoxo

well played sir , well played

keks

what is this, a script for a B-movie?

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Last woman I text was my wife and we fucked last night, what do I do if I get a get?

"thats not yours?" what kind of response is that.

i can roll

Kek. I love that she knew that.

She's definitely interested

rollorino

Post pics of her tits

...you do it any way i guess?

off by one

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I am a jew

check'd

plz roll

Do it faggot

last woman I texted was my gf as we argued by text all day long... i guess it will break the ice if dubs...

I love you.

reroll

Exactly. Except maybe he wasn't a chicken to begin with. Makes sense that the chickens didn't accept him into their herd.

Maybe he should try smashing hens instead?

somebody destroy his life with this pls

another gay roll

shoulda said, "That cunt took the pic you dummy"

scared roll

I think you should text it to the last woman with whom you didn't have sex

edgy

rollllll

He's doing a good job of it on his own

reroll

Roll

Also check'd

kek

we have a winner...

love rolling

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Nice

rolling

Roll

Spooky roll

Eh, might as well roll. Gonna fuck her later tonight anyway. Maybe it'll hurry her ass up

rollin

Congratulations...now deliver

Winrar

LEGENDS

kappa

>legends
kek

rolllllllllllll

Nigger detected

She wants you to fuck your sister... Do a 3some fagit

Ask her for a pic of her tits since you showed her your dick

rolling agin

>legends.

I've fucked all the women I've text

You're my hero user

Myths and LEGENDS

The fish took the bait

last girl i texted was an Asian looking girl whom I found on an app. We've become really good online buddies. Prepared to ruin my relationship with her.

oh no you missunderstood ... after sending a picture of my ecet phallus to friend after rolling the right amount of equal number in a similar threat to this, the friend menationed above came over to my place and I fucked her so hard I shattered her pelvis and she died from inner bleeding shortly after ... R.I.P. Latesha

Roll cause I never get dubs

Rolling. Hoping. Dying.

This, keep flirty and push harder

Rolling

Then send it to a man.
And to somebody random if you also fucked all the men

Legends of the hidden testicle

niger roll

>Legens
Fucking epic

reroll

I'm getting dubs. Watch me.

autistic af

roll

I tried

Roll

niger fag roll

2/3 reroll

Someone include me in the screencap

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3/3 (final) reroll

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Damn, why did I do this... FML

Next time user

never get dubs roll

Bro that's typical ASD.

You should have said "good, I always wanted to try anal"

Lol now she's thinking real hard about it

Fucking legendary

My fucking sides...

Lmao after seeing the pic she's interested

Shes so fucking keen!

OH SHIT

pls b reel

Lost a 'friend' that was a girl.

You stopped yourself from getting cucked there, do it more often

WINRAR

This fucking lad right here

Just tell her you don't mind, sluts are crazy horny when on period, just wrap it and tap it.

oh crap

shit just got dubs

This is fucking epic, go on.

>Please Kek don't let this to be staged.

>before I fuck you
>before

Nigga waat?

D GOD

This guy can't be real

Shit answer. Earn your red wings.

>Fine, I'll make you dinner before I fuck you
Fcking hero

You're a fucking hero

Results may vary: The Thread

fucked it with the lol mate

Alpha as fuck

user confirmed Chad

She definitey wants it but doesnt want your sister to know about it, thats why she mentioned her before. You have that puss secured user
Pd: you my hero, wanna be like you when old

This is amazing.

she took the bait
and gulped it like a good girl

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ROLLLLL

COME AT ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

I WANT TO BELIEVE SO BAD

must be fake user

Everything in this thread is FAKE and GAY

>This is what society has become
>My life is hard becuz I'm a wof

Why give a fuck what a buttsniffing yiffie says? If that were me I'd wear that shit just to piss them off more.

SHE WANTS IT OH FUCK

Say something nice and she'll be yours.

Wtf is she playing this game for she knows she wants it, fucking women

Bruh fucking granny pussy is the best.

Sense her another picture and see how she's responds. Don't say shit

>TRY AGAIN

SHE WANTS THE D

>falling for the b8

roll

You have lived up to your end of the bargain user, just be nice to her now and get laid.

post some pics of her

"Can you come over for dinner at 8. Then I will fuck you till I die."

"Listen, we both know you want it. Let's not play this silly fucked up games. Just come over and let's do this, I'm not gonna ask again."

Get that dick hard boi

holy kekes. You dont need that bitch, blow her ass out.

Bitch be playing hard to get

Is user kill?

Tell her, OK, would you like to come over for dinner and a movie? Then after we can pound like wild monkeys.

It's now that you have to answer correctly. Make us proud of you user-hero!

user PLS DONT TELL ME ITS STAGED

Annon sweating bullets, next step decides if he gets pussy or not

Say this in the exact way...
My sister will not know unless you tell her, we can have a nice light meal with some wine and then when we are done eating, we both strip.

you may call me autistic my dear friend but all my beautiful ladies most certainly do not think so. So I don't even have to listen to your mean, hurtful word, lean back and enloy the amazing life I am living.

THIS:
PLS OP BE NICE

Rollin for this user, we wanna see that puss you gonna rekt soon

Beta cuck confirmed

This is so fake. Won't believe it untill you post something else we say to you.

Post something like 'i want you so bad, i can't stop thinking about you'

Why not roll

>nice
>Cred Forumsanon

pick one

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My sides ...

And rolling.

Perfect way to dry a vagina

kek

fake as fuck
you retards

I really wish you would kill yourself. You should do it soon before you find out you're a faggot. xxxx

"where do you wanna get dinner? we'll have dessert elsewhere"

Now why would he not post something like that?

no wonder you're a virgin...

roll

Beta begging gets you everywhere user didnt you know.

>inb4 404

That's not my fetish, you faggot.

Ok, let me take you on a date to Wendys cause yiu gonna love Wendys nuts are dragging across your face.

white knight detected

Come at her like "Alright, we go to ____ then we can fuck" or "Alright, _____ Netflix movie then we fuck." She's yours.

You have the foreplay of a 56 y/o woman. Don't do this

user you better not fuck this up you beautiful bastard.

This girl is hungry

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Faggot. Kys

Beta whiteknight virgin cuck detecteddddddddd