We have captured a Genie! What is your wish?

We have captured a Genie! What is your wish?

>odd number post - wish granted
>even number post - wish reversed
>dubs - wish doubled
>trips - this kills the Genie, all wishes explode

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A small cock

Muahahaha nailed it

go for a trip

Well u r staying put

I will die tomorrow by getting hit by a bus.

i wish the genie is kill

stop time

I want France to become a Kingdom again and to deport all sandniggers

Now you ruined all the fun for everyone forever

Oh sweet, Paris is the new Baghdad

to be wizard

I wish Moot would come back

a bad life

fucking hell

one million dollars

Huge penis

...

Fucking a girl

100 million dollars

My wish is to fuck the genie

The genie fucks me

Let me pass this year without getting too depressed in the process.

Be my friend.

Get me a high paying job

GIVE
ME
BEARS
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Now you fuck genie. Reverse dubs kek

I wish my brain could make sense of itself so I can actually get things done around here.

average sock game

i wish for this post to end in an even number

I wish that I get this job I'm interviewing today for.

yaaasssss

Gimme lifetime supply of various delicious sandwiches I can pull out of thin air like magic.

Full control over all reality

A gf (cries internally)

Reality has full control over you.
KEK