I have fantasies of becoming a 'superhero'
by which I mean making armour out of sheets of prehardened steel and going out at night killing people I deem to be morally unjust using bizarre homemade weapons
not that I ever intend to actually do this, but if you were what kind of weapons and armour would you equip yourself with?
>going out at night killing people I deem to be morally unjust using bizarre homemade weapons
nice try, achmed, you won't fool us that easily
well I don't find many people morally unjust, I'm on Cred Forums and pretty much nothing here bothers me, apart from loli and furry threads...
youd kill furrfags?
That sounds fuckin rad. What sorts of weapons depends, i suppose, on the "hero" i am trying to build up. A morning star i suppose?
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attach a few metal link chains to a rod and use it like a flog
Your crusade on the unjust would be unjust by definition so I'd recommend a length of rope
probably, depends on what they're actually like
I mean if they're the ones with the full suits and are like creepy weebs who think they're part wolf- then yeah
I don't really mind just furry porn
yeah, but Id be doing it mostly out of boredom, and I might kill myself at the end or when I get caught
I got me some gauntlets as well
>wants to kill morally unjust people
>is a Cred Forumstard
Kys
sweet
You look a hero to me good sir.
if you're in the u.s., I'd say go to someplace like california
fewer people with carry permits and they are more deserving of release
thought I'd covered that
might at the end of a gruesome self righteous killing spree
>rustling sounds of metal in the distance
>the fuck, who's fucking grandma cunt?
>tinfoil looking ass comes up with a squeeky hammer with a tack in it
>"i have cometh to punish thee, m'nig"
>yo wtf what you gonna do walking at 1Å/h?
>walks away from Tin Man looking ass guy
>"wait fucking nigger, i need to post proof on Cred Forums. Stop, cuck!"
>"gottagofast.txt"
>white ppl smh
Rouge every-time.
Im in england no guns and much crime in my area
could always go on motorised wheels or something
also might make a gun and just snipe people, I have a massive supercapacitor been thinking about maybe building a coil gun
>I don't really mind just furry porn
Cool. I guess it's ok compared to floortiles, etc.
i actually fantasize about this all the time op. in my fantasy i'm a sort of angel of death. i can teleport and fly, no special or costume just my normal clothes, though i have superhuman strength and speed. my weapons are either a bat that i use to crush their skulls in with once i tell them i've sentenced them to death for whatever annoying shit they do or i choke the life out of them with my bare hands.
>no guns
>much crime
you don't say?
No gun crime too. Oh man that fucker wouldn't floor it thru the red if only I'd carry!!1
i think you watch too much marvel
dual katanas, bulletproof leather jacket, steel fedora of justice, and my mount shall be twilight sparkle.
Poisoned acid cum
i'd equip myself with 2 4chans in each hand
wrooom wroooom
You sir have been watching too much Bleach. Please consume some.
I know right, its mainly mass stabbings we get here
yeah, I try to limit myself to realism, but yeah I often like to fantasise about being spawn
nah more of a DC guy~ do like marvel though
I could become reddit man? or maybe that's Cred Forums man, I can't even tell anymore
like the drug? or like just acid? and I'd try to get blowjobs of rapists and murderers to kill them?
never actually seen it ever, don't like animoo
I swing my morningstar +1 at yo black ass. rolling. 14 my att modifier is +3 +1 from the moningstar. Whats yo nigga's AC