Anyone here over 40 ?

anyone here over 40 ?
just wondering..is everyone in here just edgy teens?

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I think you got your answer old man

41 here

44!

67 here

pedophile detected

45
Have some money (therefore time on my hands) but no one left in my life.
Where else to go but Cred Forums?

45 in 3 more days, reporting in.

42 reporting.

Used to think Cred Forums's average age was early twenties, but it's probably early teens nowadays.

OP here..i myself am 48 ..its just getting harder to actually have any kind of coherent conversation without faggots like this just popping up like that

Eat shit kid

Over 40, no.

Exactly 40, yes.

>yfw i might be a couple of you motherfuckers dad

23 y/o here, youre an oldfag

also 44

turned 45 three months ago. feels just as old and shitty as 44 so no difference.

29 yo here

found the other pedophile

47 here.

41 normie

not me son..my kid is 45

44 here

testes

Go to the bars man.

>this thread

Close.... I'm 38.

this place used to be nice...i still come here in the hope that it will come back...


why do you oldfags still hang here???

ahhhh the days of our youth.

37 reporting - end me.

extremely happy mobile phones with cameras were not around to record me growing up

extremely disappointed i have still yet to see a nude of anyone i know online

what was so nice about it?
it's the same as it ever was.

Yeah, wtf happened. 44 was definitely hitting a wall.

I thought boomers had enough sense not to come here.... learn something every day i suppose

And what?
Be the old fucker sitting at the end of the bar?
The people at the bars are young enough to be my kids.

Because Cred Forums didn't exist when I was 18, so I come here now.

nah 50 was the wall lucky i was drunk everyday for the last 5 years. it helps.

No, it just feels like it. See pic related.

Gen Xer checking in. 43 here

Tingling spider sense is telling me Descartes didn't say that.

Since we are all over 40 we should all take up trading CP .
Seems to be what everyone over 40 is doing these days.
It's like trading baseball cards with the chance of getting v& and c&.

its not like that for everyone whos older you dumb faggot..and like youve never searched for candy ? youve never clicked on dropbox threads hoping for pizza?

People have been complaining about Cred Forums getting worse and other people have been claiming that "Cred Forums was never good" since longer than I've been here, and I think that both of those things have probably always been true. If you have been here for more than two or three years, though, and you think it's "the same as it ever was", you have a bad memory.

Cred Forums used to have a wit and a charm that is almost completely gone.

43

less faggots more brotherhood
raids
gore...
.....siiiighhhhhh

Mid-40's here.

The age discrepancies explain a lot of the stupid disagreements we see on /b. I was a much different person 20 years ago. The things I like now, I could not have imagined liking back then. The things I liked and thought 20 years ago seem like the mistakes made by a totally different person today.

where do you live? are you having a midlife crisis? why not spend some of that money/time creating a life where you don't feel like Cred Forums is your only outlet for socialization/entertainment??

Shit, even getting drunk is a chore now. Nowhere near the fun it used to be. Pills can kinda still be fun, though.

That's right !
Now show us you boy butt.
It's just like a girl's butt but tighter and forbidden.


lol just know in the adult world you are a girl.

All love is gone.
Passed away or walked away.
So shut down.

come and help a Cred Forumsro out then..im getting evicted and i have no job..also wife and kid..so move to greece and help me open a bussines..save my live and i will change yours...

LOL confirmed

Really?

I haven't changed much mentally since I was 25. I just argue better and stay calmer.

My tastes haven't changed much either, other than I can't watch TV anymore because it's all bullshit, including stuff people cream their pants about, like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, etc.

i feel not right until my 6 am beers.

Airwolf?

can't as the money I had is pretty much gone.
Also I have a cat to take care of and she doesn't want to move.

I've always seen it as the signal to noise ratio. You get the occasional good thread that interests you, and that keeps you coming back. I don't even remember how long I've been around (7, 8 years maybe?), but I don't ever remember it being consistently great.

fuck of old nigger

22 here, i though i was on the older side for Cred Forums guess not.

>are you having a midlife crisis?

I'm not that guy, but I'll tell you this:

If you don't waste your twenties and thirties on some stupid whore and her rugrats, you don't experience a midlife crisis.

why do you young faggots feel like you have dibs on everything..we are the silent majority.....................................where you are i have been..where i am you will be

my butt is loose and dirty. i dont knowwhat youre talkin bout.

then go to a phish show or a dead and co show.. there are all sorts of older heads that have been around the scene for 30+ years and are actually highly respected by the younger generation...

I've seen 50/60 year olds with BANGIN HOT hippie chicks in their 20s.. older guys with the credit cards to buy a few hard-to-find tickets do VERY WELL on tour....


hit me up if you wanna talk about it and road-dog it up some time; I'm only 27 but I'm not above hanging out with older cats

Agree with both
Still like a lot of things I liked 20 years ago but now I stay calmer as getting all pissed off doesn't work well.
Only raises your blood pressure.
Also now I can see clearly he dumb shit a lot of people think and say.
My energy is lower but my logic is much better.

Filthy boy whore.
I wish I could go back to my teens and 20s I would have sold my ass for top dollar.

posting old people rock
youtube.com/watch?v=L2VZjE6JdHg

....shit, I'm 24 and going just that.

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I was just saying i thought the major demographic for Cred Forums was mostly younger. I'm not calling dibs on anything. Torque your rage down old man.

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35. Im getting there

That's completely true, and that's what's meant by "Cred Forums was never good", but there's far less interesting stuff now than there used to be. A much higher percentage of the posts consist of pure stupidity than did even three or four years ago, and that has been the trend for longer than I'v been here, which is about the same amount of time as you.

my rage is unimaginable grasshopper..
pic is me ..i will rip of your head and make a bong out of your corpse

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Bro, there are places...

But fuck. 4O. Living in a hotelroom, divorced, sniffing coke and getting drunk in a thirdworldcountry.

Where else to go? Prostitutes? Fucking backpackers?

Cred Forums is mostly underaged, because it's mainstream. all you need to know.

Obligatory.

You look like some dude who barely graduated high school and went immediately into some dead end job that you've been at for the past 20 years.

Thank you for cleaning up our toilets and stuff but man your threats are pretty weak.

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you may be right user..but never ever have i lost a fight, lost a woman. lost my dignity or lost my manhood..i regret nothing and i expect nothing..

43 and old enough to remember before Photoshop when you had to cut the celebrities faces out of your mum's magazines to stick on women from the lingerie section of the clothes catalogue.
Now THAT was an art form!

Congrats on the deviltrips. Cred Forums's been shit since the feds took over the modding - but beetween the shitstorms there is still some genuinly interesting discussions.

You learn to scroll the summerfags as fast as u cum when babyraping.

87

57 here.

Yeah, I agree with that. A lot of the shit is repetitive between the cucks, the trap threads, the virulent racism. Not that I'm opposed to any of it; just because I might disagree doesn't mean I think it shouldn't be there. It's just not really 'fun', just like gigantic pointless wank-fest of shitheads trying to shout the loudest to be seen.

So where's a misanthrope to go and have a good time these days?

35 but I feel like I'm 50

You're arguing with a some asshole over the internet and threatening them.

Feels like you lost some of your dignity.

dammit dad !!!!get off the computer,take your meds and go to sleep..before i come up to the old folks home and put the belt to your ass

49

I turned 42 a week ago. I agree about getting drunk now being a chore, or rather, lost productivity the day after doesn't seem worth it anymore. My 17 year old self thought by now we'd have legalized recreational drugs and prostitution, but the fear is strong against real freedom. It's more of an Orwellian dystopia than I'd imagined, and if Clinton makes it into the White House, well, that's when we'll see real tyranny. Trump is just a blowhard...

yeah..i just pondered that myself...its the vodka talking

48 here. Sears and jc penny's catalogs.

I'm 33. pic still related

Coming up 84 in November. Been using Cred Forums since I was 10 or 11.

i actually used national geografic

44

28 reporting in

>using Cred Forums

This

Don't drink and shitpost it's a sure way to lose your "dignity and honor"

Fuck obtaining real porn was a chore. I don't even remember half of how I came to acquire my stash. I'm pretty sure most of it was nicked from parents and friends of parents.

>is everyone in here just edgy teens?
yes. If you're older than 20 and still go on Cred Forums you're sad tbh

Damn. Yall had money. Fuck, I remember reading and gapping to Song of Solomon in a pinch.

I feel like your me or i'm you

LOL I'd fucking forgot about NG. Can't remember how many times I wanked to some tribe girls titties.

Youngfags wouldn't understand. Back in the day that's just how we spoke.

45 year old fuck up here.
I let my place go so bad (weeds and shit) they called APS on me.
Adult Protective Services to make sure I was not dead or insane.

pic related. me before my webcam died.
gonna use it for my match.com profile.

you should get healthier then. I'm 44 and I feel as good as I ever have in the last 20 years. I'm still flexible and strong...stronger, really, since I was maybe in my teens.

A man should be in his peak in his forties (if he hasn't figured out how to keep climbing...)

Circle K Hindu finally gave in around 14 and so began a love for penthouse

yes, and how

45 here.

You have been visited by the trips fairy!

#666 brought to you by the letter (D)eviant. Congratulations!

Yes because wasting your young (should be out there) 20's is soooo less sad then being over the hill and being here.

I'm over 50

47 here, but I was lucky. Father had a playboy subscription and didn't like to throw anything away. He kept hiding the box they were in, and I kept finding them. Good times.

Wait, you aren't all cute young girls?

how what

cute young girls don't even exist?

figure out?
No
It's a case of will.
No will in the heart = no wind in the sail.

i made my own vodka..im testing it now..

Fuck alot of us 40 somethings here. Work slow?

It's a way to say "very much." So, "yes, very much"

I just checked to see if that's real or if that was how you refer to police. That shits fucked

daaaamn son...the bible??
you goin strait to hell

No, user, 4chans for young people until they move on... still coming to Cred Forums after 20 or so (at the latest) seems pretty pathetic, still coming here day after day consuming this awful shit (retarded opinions, bad memes, everyone being pathetic, depressed pieces of shit)... disgusting, anyway..

no work .
unemplyed and drunk

48/m/montreal here. On sick leave from government job. Stoned as fuck, pint number 9.

>Not in my 40's

Workers comp for a fucking month now.

50 and thinking that death may be a better option than life under Hillary.

Drunk and employed.

You have been visited by the trips fairy!

#222 brought to you by the letter (A)ss. Congratulations!

I do work out, I don't eat terribly bad and I'm lighter than I was in high school. Now it's fighting constant tendonitis in elbows, or crippling fatigue that comes and goes without rhyme or reason. Other weird shit, too. I can't take vitamin D or the fatigue becomes debilitating. Who the fuck knows why? Bad genes or some shit.

i broke into my neighbors house when i was 14 to steal a playboy he had lying on the kithen table..i saw it from his window...aaaah good times

Will is a lot of it. Without that, you don't ever do anything. What I meant was finding your own alchemical compound of body-mind balance. I do, among other things, internal martial arts, for example, and with that, you just keep getting better at what you do. Boxing, wrestling, and things like that make you hit your peak when you're young because they're based on muscle strength and tension-based rapidity.

So you're saying there's an approved age limit when you should stop enjoying certain things?

Next you're gonna tell me I should "man up", get married and have 2.5 kids?

No its a municipal service that shows up with the cops.
lol
They interviewed me to see if i was dead or dying at my house.
They and cops were really cool I just had to tell them idgaf anymore.

You have been visited by the trips fairy!

#333 brought to you by the letters (L)ove and you (L)ose. Congratulations!

I got 12 weeks sick leave at 100%. Doc told me to check in in a month. Milking it.

you have sleep apnea

possibly autism also

that picture made me imagined her farting and her gemplug firing out of her ass and penetrating my skull like a bullet. scary

ahahah so at 17 18 19 you are not busy and ya know moving on and doing something????
lol just sit back and enjoy your ride that is going nowhere. stupid kid.

Self-employed, working on the computer at home. It's 80% Cred Forums, reddit, news and porn, and 20% work, usually the night before the deadline.

Sounds familiar?

National Geographic has turned into a fucking left-wing ecofellatio pussy magazine.

40 years ago, National Lampoon was less fictional than National Geographic...

And that, should prove that I am 50.

Nice hair.

Same thing here, after the third day i wanted to go back, knee is fucked up. Been on this site 24hr a day since.

I don't snore and don't sleep on my back.

Probably a little autism, sure. What does that have to do with anything?

Dumpster-diving was first developed to obtain porn from apartment complex trash bins.

>finding your own alchemical compound of body-mind balance
>internal martial arts
Nope. No will to do those either.

Sit
Rot
Leak
Sink

Alfred E. Neuman
.
.
ring a bell?

Ah shit that is pretty legit. How does it taste and what is the ABV?

It's like inviting cancer into your life.

Hustler and Cherry was where it was at tho.

I see. Good for you. If you can, look into cartilage supplements for your joints. Here in Italy, I find this one that's called Arthro-Aid that helps a lot. Diet is a big part of everything. Are you in the US? The food there is very nutrient poor unless you're getting it straight from the farm, as it were.

As for your exercise, as weird as it sounds, try to relax as much as possible while maintaining form and relaxed breathing while you work out. Put your mind and breathing on your trouble spots, too. That helps (Internal martial arts stuff).

Hustler was the best

are you me?

46 next week.

Hustler was the first to show labia. Thick juicy beef curtains. Yum.

I'm in my late-20s, but feel like I'm in my 40s.

shit man...1982 my friends and i had a reel of 8mm black and white 70s porn...damn .i cant even count how many times we saw it ,,until the lamp on the reel macine burned it...

Yes, MAD magazine...almost as good as National Lampoon.

It doesn't sound weird. My wife is a martial arts instructor. She's always talking about being like water. So it makes sense.

I remember before having a family pc. Victoria secret catalog would come and disappear for a month between my dad and I.

Used to rent mine.
So embarrassing going into the forbidden sector of the video store.
Was always in the back behind bar saloon swing doors.

Very. Real work is about 20 hrs a week. The rest is apathetic Web surfing

Not using the Sears lingerie section as porn

the truth is it tastes like ass..but it comes out at aq healthy 48 percent..i need to figure out how to get better flavor..any ideas? im currently using a mix of potatoes and grapes

We never had the projector. We had to enjoy such things with a fucking magnifying glass, a flashlight and a crusty sock. Good times~!

True. Long ago enough to require the wife not to shave. Just don't get the baby lips thing

mix it with some cranberry juice or OJ.

how the fuck would you know what it feels like to be an age you've yet to reach

are you retarded

and wtf is your photo

Now i want arbys for dinner

I'm 36, and will probably be here still when I'm 40+. Cred Forums is liek second home.

I still have the playboy with Susan Summers in it.
1980 i think.

im tryin to get the original mixture to taste good..then i'll work on the mixing

Disillusion. Passive-aggressiveness. Pessimism. Apathy. A disinterest in sex. Existentialism. So on, so forth.

After you distill it you could infuse it with something like fruit or even tomatoes or pepper.

Just take the stuff and soak whatever you want it to taste like in a closed tight jar for a week or so and that'll hopefully make it taste better.

Also filter the fuck out of it if you can that'll make it smoother. Like hard core filters not just a water filter. Or distill more than once to get a cleaner product.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
"

Until you tweens take a snapchat of your Birth certificates and Social security cards. I'm going to assume you just figured out what masturbation is

i fapped to threes comany soooooo much..
and the bitches from giligans island

Been there too, friend. The walk of shame.

im thinking of charcoal filtering..

I'm 40

ahaha but could not resist.
like the old saying
"You will go places with a hard on you would not normally go with even a shot gun. "

42

Want my credit card's front and back too?

Fuck if that ain't the truth! I've only ever heard it as 'Pussy make ya do strange things'

my video store had it in the basement..with a spiral staircase going dooooooown..ussually one or two others in there tryin to avoid eye contact..just grab anything and leave

Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek voyager, 7 days, buffy the vampire slayer,baywatch, and the relic hunter with tia carrere. fapped to non stop.

yes please

Ok, dude. Of yr moonshining charcoaling is obligatory unless yr selling directly to hobos.

Coming right up.

I'm 36. Been coming to Cred Forums since December 2003. I was in my early 20s then. WT Snacks, Soviet Russia and Moot all heros of a bygone era. Some of the faggots that are on here now were barely wiping their asses in 2003. Cred Forums didn't use to stand for anything, we were here for lulz at anyones expense. Too many white nights now using Anonymous as a fucking shield. Anonymous doesn't care about what you believe in, we smash what you believe in and laugh because we can. Our biggest mistake was making Moot Time Magazine most influential person. We broke the first rule, old fags like me ruined our oasis for a keks that weren't even that great. I rarely post anymore because nothing is OC it's all trap treads and FB fap threads with 9gag mixed in. The day I saw a minion meme on Cred Forums I knew it was over. Good night sweet Prince.

Same fag here. Pretty much the upn lineup.

Fap to 7 of 9 freeze frame? I did...

dont forget Golden Girls ..and the love boat

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You gapped to Blanche!
Sick fuck.
She was a bloke in drag!

That would probably make it taste better.

Dude that episode when she asked Harry for sex WTF!? I was yelling at my tv like this

Show her tits in that tight suit tho...

but ive seen it being made without filtering and it was fuking delicious..straight outta the still..this is what im going for..i think its the fermenting that im fuking up on

26 year old here. user why do we have to get older? =^[

that's not age related, you just have issues m8

good luck

Excellent question, but I don't have an answer for you.

To me, this place is nothing but a porn board now, and I can get porn anywhere.

this

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Fuck off FBI

45 here. Had no place to go after the daily rotten shutdown. Perhaps I need somewhere else to lurk.

>ITT: old fags complain about old fag shit

Looking for work, not having much luck.

yup and try to slip in and out so the normals do not see you.

This is probably the best advice I've ever seen

46 reporting in.

been here since beginning.

Lies!

>ITT: New Fags jack off to dudes with tits.

Nice trips faggot

43 but mostly on Cred Forums because fo the edge fags on here.

Yep, loved me some Hustler.

Ily trips fairy

Oh. That level. Then I dont have much to add.

Brass kettle etc. Multiple destillations. Herb filters like Bombay Sapphire and such... That, my man, is an art... try Grappa and the spanish Orujo (but not storebought), they have made pure art of no charcoal.

Oh yes...

Never got embarrassed renting porn.

ahhh the 80s

I remember those back rooms in blockbuster. Kek. God damn I miss the whole blockbuster experience. So much. On a Friday night, going with your friends and their parents (most likely) to get a couple awesome movies that weren't ruined by the internet an hour after they hit theaters. Then stopping by the grocery store and hitting the candy aisle on the way home. It doesn't sound like much, but in retrospect those were some of the best times of my life.

Nickel please

Tía Carrere was a fucking babe

49 here

Some days I miss being in high school. First time i ever saw Cred Forums was at my friends halo lan party back in 2004.

She never really aged, I would bang her out today.

Damn I was looking for that pic of the early 2000s LAN party with the dude taped to the air duct to save space. I'm on my phone and haven't organized my pics in forever so I can't find it. It's a great pic tho

Agreed.

44 years old. So many of us oldfags here, having lived a good 20+ years with the internet, would trade it all away for a life pre-social media?

So, how many*

>would trade it all away for a life pre-social media?
WELL, WOULD YOU??

the 80 was the last breath of men being men.
Now (as we see here) our land is full of trap faggots.

I believe I would.

early 40's here. Nothing was better than 70's and 80's movies with all the titties and ass in them.

Jamie Lee Curtis was my fapping material for a good long while.

53 reporting. Emotional age: 14

Jesus get out of my brain, user. was just going to post an image with her and Tia, two of my adolescent faps.

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basically this. Men get manicures and raid their sister's closets for their clothes nowadays.

How can you get 2 and a half kid? You abort the third?

BBC2 movies with subtitles almost guaranteed a bit of Mary Hinge.

I was from the Teri Garr in Young Frankenstein era. "Would you like to have a roll in zee hay? Roll, roll, roll in zee hay!"

70's FTW

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26 here but I'm the exact same way mentally.

Younger faggot here. Your right movies never show tits or ass as much as they use to.

Less competition for women for you manly men types now why are you complaining?

FUCK YEAH! Thanks user you're the fucking man. I'm gonna open up my computer and drudge up some OC for you

Loved her in Mr. Mom

My nigga.

It's the fucking Republican jesusfags. When I was a kid, you couldn't go to see a movie without the whole theater smelling like weed, too.

Finding your big brothers porn stash was like hitting gold!
If you could get the pages apart.

Lel. It's probably due to the fact that I started smoking bud when I was 12. Heavily when I was 14. Smoked bud constantly and got near death drunk every Friday and Saturday. I don't think I learned the coping skills that most others seem to have. It's all good tho

What the fuck are you doing here, old man? It must be embarrassing being a 40+ yo and still browsing some combodian melon farming forum. geez

I can't think of many actresses that didn't have a nude scene back in the 70's or 80's. Shit was sooo much better back then.

I pretty much started smoking pot every day at 15. Didn't really quit until I was about 20. The 70's were over, so what was the point in weed? lol

nah, just if you're going to be faggot, be a goddamned faggot. Don't go through the faggot motions and then try to say "oh, I'm straight".

If you read the thread you'll see there's plenty of old farts here you turd burglar.

50yo. I have a job where I can fuck off for a couple hours/day on the computer. I have a few sites I go to. I come to Cred Forums for /pol but sometimes come to /b for nudie pics. Sporadically look at some of the other forums but they usually don't hold my interest.

There's this film with Jodi Foster at like, I don't know, maybe 12 years old, full frontal nudity and sex scene. Something like "The Little Girl who Lived Down the Lane." wtf I mean seriously, and half of classic rock is about banging underage girls.

Oh those people that vehemently deny their gay when jacking it to traps are fucking retarded. It you like dick they you're partially gay. They're all at least Bi

I've got to say this is true. I'm 56 and been going to shows since I was 16. I got some good acid at a Phil Lesh show at Coney Island a couple of weeks ago. That just never gets old

I have the original "Pretty Baby" with a nude Brooke Shields. Nice shot of her little butt while she tries to open a door. No beaver IIRC.

It's true, I saw him take one that wasn't his!

19 y/o here. Been browsing since 2008 tho. It's crazy to think that I've lead a radically different life than you older folks.

Weird dude I stopped when I was 20-21 as well. Started getting insanely miserable anxiety /panic attacks from it. Which sucks I miss it so much. So u haven't smoke bud in almost 40 years? You would be fucking astonished with how potent that shit is these days. And did you end up doing a shit ton of blow in the 80s? Also any advice about p much anything would be appreciated brother.

Brit Ekland refused to do a nude scene in The Wicker Man so they used a body double and didn't tell her. She was pissed kek.

That's actually her sister's ass, though, if I understand it right.

Statistically.

youtube.com/watch?v=d02k10Bz6ro

Has a 50 yo, your/our only hope for young women is to lower your standards and trawl for a single mother that is down on her luck. If she is in her 20's her life will be filled with chaos, though, and it will probably end badly.

Yeah that pisses me off to no avail. I have no problem with fags. I do have a problem with fags who deny they're fags while beating their dick to a dick. Yuck.

42.
Been on Cred Forums since 2007.

nudes with timestamp. now.

Never seen little rascals I guess

That was pretty common. Body double was used for Brooke Shields for Blue Lagoon, too.

Shit, it's common as fuck now I'm sure.

When I was 16 I dated this girl my age who had fucked Eddie Money and Van Halen, the band. lol

Yeah i agree, i'm a pretty massive fag and i'll accept it and when they deny it they just sound desperate because "Nah no i ain't gay cause gay is bad i just like dicks"

>implying anyone under 40is an edgy teen

I'm 42 and this is new to me. Thanks, Cred Forums

38, staring down the barrel of 40. Developing a strange overpowering desire to start fucking desperate single 50+ Year old women because I can't possibly be bothered to deal with the bullshit of kids younger than myself.

I've been lurking here for longer than I can remember.

Lul 40 year old man saying edgy

You don't know the half.

KISS - Christine 16
Winger - She's only 17
The Police - Don't Stand so Close to Me
Spinal Tap - Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight
The Beatles - I Saw her Standing there

Beaver hunt was my favorite

That's how you cope with "adult" life: by engaging in such banter. Some of the kids on Cred Forums are comic geniuses, actually. I come here because you guys crack me up daily. I've seen some of the funniest shit I've ever seen on Cred Forums.

This is about right. I like to say I'm the oldest eighteen-year-old that I know. I'm 62.

40 ain't that old dude. Ten years ago that 30 year old user was roaming around here calling people new fags

Big Star's 13. Most everybody missed Big Star. Mine it. Most underrated band of the 70's.

Just turned 49

Scared as shit of 50

Looking back being in 20's sucked

So did 30's

So far 40's are way easier going- not doing the old stupid shit I used to

>hurr there are other degenerates like me too
Seriously, how do you cope with your "adult" life whilst regularly engaging in mindless banter with troubled 13 year olds on the internet?

Easy, I know when to keep my mouth shut, it comes with age.

Penthouse Forum section.

I'm turning 35 on Thursday.

Exactly man

Are you saying you're under age?

>fell for the 40 meme

48
came for the nudes
stayed for the rekt
now I am
one of you
one of you
one of us

...

She was hot.

Someone make a faces of Cred Forums over 40 edition, I think this is mostly idiots claiming to be old

One just assumes most Cred Forumstards are 13 year old summerfags from the retarded posts, but they're probably adults.

Interesting. Looking back, my 20's were awful - a child looking for an identity. 30's were great -comfortable in my own skin, financially secure, still strong as an ox. 40's are a drag - looks are quickly fading, so is my strength. Not looking forward to my 50's and beyond :(

use a vacuum still and get 0.8-0.7 bar and still around 26°c

Test me, man.

Fun fact: Google was 18 tears old today.

50 yo here been here since 2009
seldom bother arguing with wave after wave of newbie brats on here
here for funny shit and pussy just like always

I saw both Jaws and Star Wars the first day they opened in my city.

Best films ever (if you were a kid in the 70's)

44 here. Good job, just married a girl 10 years younger than me, nice house in a great neighborhood. Smoke weed erry day.

I felt that the edginess in the early days was tentative, just like fourteen-year-olds approach everything. In those days few anons were younger than Moot. Nowadays the edginess is much more in-your-face and probably comes from thirty-year-old Trumpanzees and similar societal flotsam because the Internet is now accessible to them in ways that it wasn't back when, you know, Al Gore was inventing spell-check. Douglas Adams said something like the trouble with making something completely foolproof is that one cannot anticipate the ingenuity of complete fools.

I've seen Heart, Blue Oyster Cult, Van Halen, and Boston, DOA, the DK's, TSOL, Black Flag with Dez Cadena on vocals, and the Dead Boys, all in the late 70's/early 80's.

The first Star Wars was the only good one, to me.

50yo, My teens were really unhappy. 20's I was desperate for a lot of stuff I was having a hard time achieving. Came into my own in mid 30's and have been very content from 40 on. All of my hobbies are physical, bikes, hiking, SUP etc., so I'm still healthy.

I saw star wars the first time in the drive through, with that gawd awful fucking speaker hanging in the window.

Come to think of it, my parents used to hide me under a blanket in the back seat floorboard to get into the drive through for free.

Didn't see SW until a month or two after release, but saw it in The Coronet in San Francisco, one of the films first theatres.