Ask the magic conch shell anything

ask the magic conch shell anything

Answers:
1-5=Yes
6=Ask again
7-9=No
0=Maybe

my dick size is 8 in long

Should I go for it

Is op a faggot?

Has op jacked off to spongebob squarepants before now?

MotherFUCKER did I stutter?

Do I have carry-your-tail-around-the-cage-itus?

Can you, like, stop shitting on my lawn please? That would be great.

is she a lesbian?

Is it normal to want to fuck anime girls?

Are they going to call back?

Is masturbating to traps gay?

Rll

I'm I going to success

are we all gonna die tomorrow?

is anime gay?

should I break up with her?

will i ever be happy

should i change job ?

THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN

should i stop do drugs ?

Did the faggot op from yesterday do what he stated in the thread.

is she coming back with me?

will my father finally win the lottery with more than a $100000 prize?

Asking again

will i win a lottery drawing of more than $100000?

Has op told his parents that he is gay?

haha, he has you there

najs

will it be a quick pick set of numbers?

awe-full

thank you magic conch

Is Trump head of ISIS?

Will i fuck up math tomorrow/stay home?

Do my kouhai like me?

Can I please kill myself?

PLEASE

Spiderman Thread magic conch?

will i be able to finish the university with my master ? I need to know magic shell

Am i going to get the pussy this year?

welp, i am also free tomorrow wanna hang out ?

should I kill myself?

okay, calm the fuck down satan, you are bringing bad luck to my anons look at these poor bastards

Should I ask her tomorrow?

Will dat boi be making a comeback?

Will i pull through this financial shit im in right now and for the last six years?

What about some other day this week?

am i a real boy?

Ever?

YES IM A REAL BOY!!!

Should I stop procrastinating?

Asking again.

will I get the job?

Yes

Conch if i try harder will i get laid

Will I get it?

roll

roll555

oh, great conch, should i get an IUD?

Will i get a chance?