OK guys I'm an executive writer for Disney Channel and they expect me to have an idea for a show by Friday...

How about a show where a 14 year old goes to Cred Forums and lies to get replies?

How bout a girl with an alter ego, where she's a famous pop star

A bunch of uppermiddle class families find themselves stranded on a tropical island. One family is black (sassy), white (nerdy), hispanic (baseball jocks), asian (nerdy) and another white family (neutral).

Their antics never end as they survive in "Katy's lost paradise."

So Hannah Montana

so stupid, so disney, it's perfect

Autistic children learn how to gain their chromosome back by going on an epic quest to defeat emperor geniticics.

A show about an elite hacker guy and all shots if him hacking is just slamming on his keyboard with CMD open

Season Three

>Inb4 Disney airs Loli and it's target audience becomes neckbeards.

>implying disney actually comes up with ideas instead of copying historic events and legends

Woah! I'll report you! What kind of website is this

A young boy with the two most brilliant scientists on earth as his parents. He's average intelligence, and he and his chubby friend and the neighbor girl are always getting into trouble with his parent's inventions.

You're so ambitious, aren't you OP? You know what you look like to me, with your dirty polar bears and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube, with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed - pure West Virginia. What does your father do? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you. All those tedious, sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out. Getting anywhere, getting all the way to the DISNEY CHANNEL

Something without multiculturalism indoctrination for a change, like Walt would have wanted.

Wut

Donald's universe. its like stevens universe but everyone is white and all the women stay in the kitchen and all the manly men kill bad guys. wouldwatch/10

This kind that Walt Disney would love

And it has Donald duck as Donald Trump

kids with time machine.
like doctor who. they travel time to learn and see stuff happening.
one day, they change the past and future.

All season, they try to fix it but make it complicated more. And on the last episode, they realised they needed to change future and whatever they doesn't change the future like we do know. ( good stuff )

A TV adaptation of Gravity's Rainbow

This man just had fava beans

>I'll report you
Rofl this dirty nigger

M8, you're at the last stop the internet has to offer before you get into child porn and clinton foundation schemes. And sometimes they seep up from below and hang out here for a few minutes. Grow a pair, don't be a sheltered twat, and enjoy your quick stay. We're all adults here.

The final episode will have them go back to ww2 were they make sure that hitler wins

What is this?

A teen writes her own video game and the characters come to life. They have their own subplots and intersect multiple times a day.

You could even make it a mobile game

With some chiante sauce

So like that teen titan movie

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oh god, i think i had a seizure while writing that.

I'm defintely going to talk to my son

A show that demonstrates how African Americans are systematically held down from mainstream success by the police, the criminal justice system, the educational system, and even by the conniving politicians who are meant to serve them. You might also throw in a random season about polish stevedores.

I have a great idea! How about a show which has a magical girl as a protagonist?

"BUT WAIT, ISN'T THAT WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE-"

I'M NOT FINISHED YET. She becomes friends with another magical girl and they goes on wacky adventures to solve mysteries and incidents! Their job is to eliminate any mischievous evil beings called "Youkai"! The main leader of the Youkai is some dark evil overlord who wants to rule the world! Some youkai are peaceful, others are not.

PLOT TWIST : The dark overlord turns out to be one of the protagonist's dads.

What do you think?

Only good disney show in the last few years

Before you do, read my idea It's bland, typical and has room for a lot of episodes. Right up the disney money machine's alley.

Seems like you watch to much anime

Include me in the screencap you twat

Something without niggers or rap would be great

No its a live sitcom

Hannah Montana but for blacks.

do you want my money or not

Maybe but the magical girl thing is a stretch. Maybe scientists?

This, the disney channel has been garbage since 2004

Trips hate niggers

How about a show where a girl and her friends run a webshow. You could even cast the sister from drake and josh

Sure! Why not? Anything will do. As long as the protagonists are female and there is youkai, I don't really care.

Hana CuckTana

Open scene: an unstable guy sitting in a NY apartment, view of the EL through the window. Guy has a gun in his hand, half-heartedly pointing it at his head. Mumbles, "i'm better off dead."
Flashback scenes: he's in a bar, kicking chairs and knocking over tables. Barkeep calls the police.

etc
I'm not your Disney writer.... but I do know some Disney production workers.

Cory in the House with young Donald Trump.

That's why I said like it's like the plot of that teen titan movie I'm not saying it is the teen Titans movie

No I dont

Mads mikkelson was a better hannibal than anthony.

You have a forested, uninhabited island or tract of land say 10 square miles. You have 30 teen contestants and they have a one hour headstart to run and hide from adult ex-special forces types who will hunt them down. You can make them shoot paintball guns to make it more kid friendly. Last to to get caught wins a prize.

Kek

Make a show called kidpics and it's just cp

Fine, have it your way.

whatever you do, make double sure there is a laugh track so viewers know when the funny part is. Also a "awww" track for the sad parts.
Maybe a show about the Dindu family who each week teach their kids protips for how to respond to the police or what to wear at a riot.
Or maybe the really smart and worldly Mr. Ji Haad has 4 wives but he never knows which one is which. And as soon as he start to get a clue which wife is which, dangit! time to pray. Ha haha, every time.

And don't forget to ad in bits about how americans (presumed) are ruining everything with our corporate greed and global warming.

That wasnt me!

PEWDIEPIE

youtube.com/watch?v=9blNcsRZdKA

Hmmmm cheese pizza

this

Yes it was

Battle Royale

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>be kid
>has adult friends
>all of em are idiots
>he is the smartest
>he dreams to take over world
>adult friend always foil plans

Fuck yea best show ever

That seems racist...I don't think so

Don't worry, I know.

So do you and Dan schnieder rape little girls together?

I might send this to TBS or Adult Swim

Ur a fucking fag

OH MY GOD REPORTED

You should set it during Christmas in stalingrad when the wehrmacht resorted to cannibalism and mass suicide. Name it 'stalingrad massengrab' in honour of the never-ending monotone propaganda the soviets played over the loudspeakers to get the Nazis in the holiday spirit.

>REPORTED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHHA

does the plot matter? i washed that show with Bella Thorn and i wash the other one with the red head playing baby sitter, OP no one cares for the story just put some hot piece of ass n we will spectate it.

Time for you to enjoy the unemployment line. I'm not giving you any ideas to save your unimaginative ass. That's what you get, fucker.

Then how about a kind and loving Palestinian bunny who teaches children to be martyrs?

This shit better go on reddit

I don't think so

That's very disrespectful!

this seems good, or I know this kid is tired of the goverment and death toll in aiding rebels so he joins the Syrian Arab Army using chemical warfare against the rebels.

Mentally handicapped high schoolers with great senses of humor. They become most popular group in school and turn into bullies

I know tis kid got adopted his birthday is on 9/11 he is waiting for his adoptive parent to surprise him because he told him he had a huge suprise for him, plot twist turns out he was one of the terrorists he is really confused and really proud of his dad at the same time.

How about a comedy about a boy who is conflicted by his desire to fight in allah's way and also be a florist.

They ruin peoples lifes on in the interwebs a website named the chan something like that to get revenge.

By the way, since you're OP (I assume), what did you think of my idea?

It's pretty good, although like I said it should be changed to science or something else. Pretty solid.

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET

Just make it the same as every other show. 3 or 4 jewish girls do meaningless shit while subverting the goyim with a subtle message to promote the death of western culture through feminism, loose morals, sexual degeneracy and the abandonment of the Christian faith. And make sure they're underage and hot as fuck. Done.

This is already on r/Cred Forums the fuck

A kid's parents die in car crash, and a Asian couple adopts him/her and they go on crazy Asian inspired adventures

Oh, well, all we need to do is change it from Magic to Science and boom, we got ourselves a money maker. What do you say, OP?

How about a talk show for kids and the kids can call in and tell the the bunny how they would handle people who have a different belief system.
Also they could have little songs to go along with it.

This would actually be watchable.

Sounds pretty good. I'll write that down on my list

The story of how someone's life got so sad and pathetic that they decided to work for disney channel for a living.

>Autistic children learn how to gain their chromosome back
user, do you even biology?
Besides, good idea! +1

Don't forget the nude photos dude. WTF is wrong with you?

Oh my god!! Reporting

Alright, OP! I wish you luck.

This is awesome.
You could put a Jew kid, Muslim, Buddhist, and a Black kid then ask them random political questions about what do their parentis believe.
it would sorta like kid say the darnest things with the ghetto.

Ok ok OP, I know this will be a hit:

How about a show about 3 teens who run their own web show?

user i didnt mean to be rude sorry.

I got you op. How about the first (I think) Disney channel original MINI SERIES!!!!! It could be a 4 part series about a child raised to be a pop singer and movie star who comes from a really well off family. She eventually gets super famous bust feels empty because it was never HER dream. It was her parents. She quite the music and Hollywood and married her best friend and shit obviously with a lot of drama in between. The moral being that you should always be chasing your dreams and ambitions, not everyone else's.

Teenagers find a portal to another dimension in the janitors closet. and the being on the otherside are searching for best tween band in the multiverse to complete in some multiverse band competition. But the Janitor also finds portal and tries to become supreme leader of the multiverse, and also ruin the multiverse band competition

What's wrong with him is he realized what the Jews are doing to society walk Disney understood too but the Jews killed him and took his company

What about one, thats about a social outcast whos an artist. With a supportive mother and a distant father. He makes the best of his sitution with the help of a teacher. Starts his own club with a friend whos a chicken farmer and one who has a clubfoot.

Also make sure to kill one of the characters so the children experience pain and loss at the hands of the unbeliever.

you misunderstood me. I meant WTF is wrong with him for forgetting to add the nude photo leaks of the hot chicks

she's kinda cute

A show about a gorillas daily life in the zoo until one day a boys falls in. Here's the twist......the boy is a stuffed doll but the gorilla sees him as a human boy and they get up to shenanigans together around the zoo. The gorillas name.......Ebmarah. Another twist......the doll is actually a real boy playing with his stuffed gorilla in his room.

And there is on kid named garth and another named keanu and they are excellent

mind exploded

I.... I'd actually watch this. This is actually a pretty good story.

>keanu

Get ur ass to a fundraiser website right fucking now.

Any user with any brains will realise what this user is talking about and back it. It would be the ultimate troll.

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Oh my apologies
HEIL HITLER

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But then she had to go back becasue she couldn't earn enough money to support her habit and then also living around the unwashed masses is kind of like smelly and there's no room service and the clothes are all rough and scratchy and well tailored and well kind of plain anyway if you ask me and of course there are no good places to go for fun and they anyone in the clubs.

Sit the fuck down with your historical knowledge superiority bullshit we all know hes talking about the füher

this

It's cool bro. we're on the same page

Trips demands it

Ahh I get it now. I don't really know Der F's history.

How about a tween who can shapeshift into anything? Because he has such a power, he has to defeat the villain, Evil McEvilton, and always fails in wacky ways.

Lots of great ideas here user. your production departments should be very busy. Just give Cred Forums a secret shout out, like a clover tattoo on the stars tits, or maybe in the show logo.

... I want a daniel x show

How about a show about siblings where the sister always gets her way and the parents are like always taking her side and they never believe the son and she's mean to him and makes mean faces at he and smiles at him when his parents are yelling at him and boy does she give good head so it all works out in the end.

"Boy does she give good head"

Plot Twist: She's really a he and the brother has to confront his sexuality.

Bravo

Dude I've got so many good ideas for movies and series and shit. Seriously if I had the connections I would famous af for writing Hollywood shit.

No this is Disney not lifetime.

and the parents are really senior citizen nudists and the grandma is always bending over to get something

I just saved your job with this pitch OP aid you don't give me some sort of recognition, I'm going to be pretty bummed out kik me: tyrelguitarist

Ok ok so how about
>Rob Schneider... is about to become.. a CARROT

no one likes you fag

I know :(

Why else would anyone come to Cred Forums?

That would challenge a lot of social taboos. Quite progressive.

Make something controversial. Bullying the bad guy is good. Beating the bad nigger is good, cheating the mean girl is ok etc

A family that rapes together. Include laugh tracks, and give the viewers something they can take away from every episode, like don't rape AIDS patients.
Maybe title it 'The Rapersons', or '123 Rape Drive'.
I'd watch it.

How about a show based around a transgender down syndrome alien, who isn't very good at making friends, but has a big heart, and gets into all kinds of crazy situations, which will bring the laughs.
Call it, 'Down to Earth'.

Fuck off Tom Clancy

do a show about young girls that go to the beach and stuff

And get raped by niggers

Do a culture clash thing. Every family in the US has to adopt a refugee from Syria or the Middle East. The kids at high school have quite a hard time adjusting to their new school mates, and the families experience whats it like to hand on the American Dream to the new citizens. Include Butt jokes, Burka jokes, a bar and confronting muslims with whores and drugs. At the happy end of every episode, Jamal and John both learned something.

Include me in the screencap nigga

MFW this is over an hour and a half old and it's still on page 3

>Show about teens who have super powers and must jews their powers to annihilate all who appose them and save germany.

I know OP get something about a dictator that they all say is evil because doesn`t instructions from another planet, then get some quotes from mein kempf to show he wasn`t wrong about what he was saying, and the planet is destroyed by people that consider themselves something of a gender but use make up names for it.

wtf u didnt like gravity falls

Something with space. That's big. Yeah. That's in. Cool. Sleek. 2016ish.

It's 2025. Mars moon of Phobos.

Kids boy and girl, both demographics, Petri and Nova.

Their father is the Foreman of the new interplanetary trading colony between Mars, The Asteroid Belts and Earth.

They spend their days using all the cool widgets gadgets and gidgets that get sent to their dad's Shop to test cool gear on mars, in open space, and on phobos. All while learning how to be kid as the first generation of Spacers.

Alternative plots.
2 kids live with their mother who is the Foreman of the space colony, she's a single mother since their dad mysteriously disappeared. She raises them on her own and they help her get through life in space.

Names : Family Prime
Colony Kids
The Family Galaxy
The Universe 5 (2 kids, 2 parents, mascot(alien or space dog thing)
Galaxy Trip
Spacers

OP, a wise man said it once: "If you are good at something never do it for free."

A teen with that when he comes across a problem, he runs away into the woods to meet the a witch doctor

He spouts his obscure advice that the teen is puzzled by at first but ultimately figures out what he has to do.

Perhaps the show can be called "My Friend the Witch Doctor"

Good advice. I'm going to stop masturbating.

sure,user. start doing it for a porn site. you will get money from your videos.