Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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You need but convince me now to use this power for good, and not just for fun

He's in high school, they don't have enough experience with people to recognize that type of crazy. They can only recognize physical crazy, not emotional or social crazy.

So why try and prank here? It's seriously a quick way to lose (You)s, which is what we are all secretly after.

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fun is acceptable as well, actually.

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still here

(Cirno)
I know, I'm just pointing it out since it's easier to play this game that's mostly katakana

Cirno claim

Yeah, didn't really know how to respond to that

>I'm lost at your ambiguity.
I was trying to act mysterious and shit...
Basically:
New social network -> new advertising company -> new UNIX OS -> opening and buying a bunch of other companies horizontally -> fund a fuckload of research

Research including cures, space travel, immortality (like either through therapies, nanobots, or other), Cold Fusion, and Applied Quantum Observation Psionics (Telekinesis via Quantum Observation)

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Hmm... I get your point. Makes a lot of sense. Still sad that they killed themself over it.

It's a rogue-like, but one that's more skill based than luck based

>drink
Drinking is bad for you, don't destroy your beatiful body

Erica claimed

(Alice)

Probably. Maybe I need more vitamins. Just a wave of tiredness came over me so quick. I downloaded Terraria before I fell asleep though so should be done now.

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Red Wolf standing by.

Boredom and naiveté for these threads, mostly. I'm waiting on my phone to charge so I can listen to things at the gym.

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skill based over luck based is definitely appealing to me.

but it's sooo wonderful.

erica *cute

hello akame. how's it going?

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Eh, kids are dumb and die every day. If they think it's worth to sudoku over a botched relationship so early in their life, fuck em.

Ah, well, have a good work out then.

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You really saved that pic!
What's the matter, user? Hope you'll get better.
Once you finish the manga I'll show you this one official art where I still can't understand who it is.

>have already been claimed
Then there will be no problems at all
Yay. I'm trying to find some iron right now, need to make a sawmill on my severely neglected single player save
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That's a fox you cunt
still love you though

hey what's up betty

did esdeath kill self?

It did appeal to me very much too, since I've played since beta

>but it's sooo wonderful
You're also wonderful and we don't want you losing that attribute now, do we~?

Just recovering from the flu I had on the weekend. Should all be done soon though.

I'll be back in a little bit, time to channel my inner Alice and eat

your post is mildly confusing to me.

nothing much, just hanging out here for a while. how about you?

maybe I'll give it a try sometime.

the alcohol makes me even better. besides you already know I think very little of myself.

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How do think we should deal with suicidal people? They're in an emotionally confused state of mind, so it's hard to reason them out of it. Suicide at early age is such a waste of potential, but they don't realize how much life has to offer at later years in life.

Holo is a wolf, my good sir. She makes that clear enough all the time.

Whorebo is a wise fox

Still here?

Hello and goodbye.
Need to get some sleep.

You wanna go?

You do? You shouldn't

Me?

Or Kurisu? IDK why but she hasn't responded to me.

I'm also doing some work for this Discrete Math class... it's very annoying.

goodnight syndra.

shouldn't what?

sure
want me to suck you?

Shouldn't think very little of yourself

Feel free to fund me when you go to the next level. How's your social network going to go?

Yeah suck my big WOLF beenis. It'll be okay because it's a feminine one.

that's too gay even for me

ah. hard to break that habit. been like that as long as I can remember.

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how's the potato?

Tasty

tasty is very good.

got back from work, bought my self another cd pouch because my first one was full and my glove compartment became messy. I'm sorting this out now

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a cd pouch? that's weirdly adorable. I haven't really had cds in ages. I just download all my music, or use google play music. but that's cool. have a pretty nice collection?

nice fang

I get your point but to be honest, everyone did some stupid fucking shit during their childhood. Only difference is the internet couldn't shittalk about it. I'm sure they'd have grown up to be normal well adjusted people. I mean, like you said, they were in high school

Aww, come on, you gotta make an effort at least

I see. Sure hope so. For some reason I haven't experienced those in the past two to three years.
Bon appetit!

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Oh boy what was I thinking opening this again. This is a lot to get to grips with again.

Khhh.

I make an effort. it's just not enough.

>chu

Waifu's are cancerous, sage goes in all fields.

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I'll make an effort with you too then

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It doesn't look so adorable because there is a lot of bones and blood on a bunch of them, but it's a nice collection. I need them for my because I hate the radio. I only have around 40

You, silly!

>Sage goes in all fields

what are you babbling about you flaming faggot

>trap threads
>ylyl
>mother will die etc.
But yeah th threads with simple discussion and entertainment are the cancer. Kys

Tali is always right.

That more of a grin then smile

And whorebo is always wrong

sounds like a plan.

the idea of you having such a collection that you need a pouch is what is adorable to me.

yeah the radio is the worst. I just listen to whatever on my phone instead.

the picture isn't the best, but I'm limited because there's only so many affection pictures with betty in the first place, and some of them are above the new 2mb limit. life is hard, erica.

>Feel free to fund me when you go to the next level
What you wanna research?

>How's your social network going to go?
Hopefully, it'll go well.
I've been trying to code it in between other things.
I rewrote it like 3 times over the summer until I came up with an API that works

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In that case you aren't a faggot.

Whats up foxy
>tfw currently playing mass effect with my doggo

The 2MB limit now sucks.

yeah, it really really bites.
>that's a nice picture.

Driving to the gym to make sick gains.

Also she's a wolfy.

i'monly a slight faggot
i don't like futa

Even better tbh

I'm bored, someone, give me memes.

>pic related

Before watching the anime I thought she was a fox too honestly.

>your life

>Rem

Savage

can't plug my phone in my radio :(

Dan Mcreesling.

Thanks yours to.

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I work in physics & AI for a company who does a lot of work in VR (and AR but I don't do much of that). Not sure what I'd want to research though, I'll let you know after you fund me.

Ah, cool. What have you written it in? I did a few small website projects on the side over the summer too, since we're less busy during that period. Now that I'm back in the heat of things I don't have much time to dedicate to my own projects, not on work time anyway.

Love listening to other people's projects tho.

you don't have an aux in in your car?

steamy~

please stop being a walking cringe fag

> youtube.com/watch?v=XwZ6hBwTogg
I can't stop laughing a bit everytime I see one of these.
:^)
What's with your waifu and apples?

but wait, there's more

HAHA
SO GREAT CHARA

Fucking mentally challanged humor

>Ah, cool. What have you written it in?
Standard LAMP stack, so I have the backend in PHP and the database in MySQL.
I'm using jQuery, though, for some extra nice functionality on the frontend.

If all goes well, though, I'll eventually be able to put it on my own server and not host with someone else. In that case, I'll probably slowly switch to a SCAR or LARC stack. The S/L has something to do with the UNIX OS I wanna work on developing. The A would have to do with a webserver software I'd also like to custom develop, and the R would be a database application I'd like to develop. C is just C/++ for backend.
But, in between, I'd want to move it to some kind of UNIX, maybe UnixWare. I might switch the DB to Oracle or something in that time. I don't really know that many webserver options, though, so I'd probably stick with Apache.
On the other hand, I'd probably try to rewrite the backend in C/++ as soon as I can move it to my own server

My working theory is that it reacts with her brain on a chemical level similarly to cocaine with regular humans. That's the only excuse I can find for her spending hundreds of dollars on apples.

Pic related

Nope :/

More memes

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Apache always works. My project's were just a LAMP stack with some nodejs on the front end, since a lot of employers are raving about nodeJS being the next big thing I thought it would be worthwhile learning it. I've had some problems with Oracle and wouldn't really recommend it but I guess everybody has their own experience.

Sounds like a lot of fun for the whole thing though and writing it all from scratch is some fun project. I wish you every success anyway

Where the memes at?!

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Keep em coming boys

well that's a bummer. I don't even have a car at all though, so don't feel too bad.

yuuko~

An Yuuko!
Hello Dr. Pepper. It's been a while since we've last spoken.

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Hellooo shiro
Hiya drills

How is today for you two?

Cupcake is that you?

>Me
Hello Alice lover!

It's alright, I wouldn't have a nice collection like that if my radio didn't suck

I'm doing pretty good myself. How about you?
>some guy confessed his love to a friend of mine
>what do i do

it's pretty okay, how are you?

it is, who is this?

very true, very true.

Oh sup Yuuko? I was going to bed in about 14 minutes. Oh and I never showed you my two kittens, did I?

>Chara

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Hey there, Neptune! I've been looking for ya.

>I've had some problems with Oracle and wouldn't really recommend it
I can understand that, too. That's why I was so conditional about "MIGHT move".

Oracle has proper functionality for check constraints, though, whereas MySQL completely ignores them, and you HAVE TO use enum().

Not a huge fan of either, but MySQL is easier, especially with the auto_increment property.

I could always look into another option, though, but I'd have to really find one. And not one of those meme ones like fucking MongoDB or something.

I knew you had friends

It's time to confess your love to him too and make everything needlessly complicated.

I'm tired, too much to do

See ^

Your frosting is the best part~

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don't say such lewd things you perv! goodness.

I assume your picture means things are going well for you too? good.

These are some big kittens.
Nice and black for good luck. I like em.
Nice crotch too~

Wonder

You seem to be on here a lot. What do you do with your days?
hi

Lel i wasn't expecting you to be that person, i'm someone close to your friends!

my life is not great right now, so I spend a lot of time here. or playing video games.
bleh.

oh, well alright. cool.

Nice trips

they aren't really big. In fact, they are half the size as my old cat.

One is two hands full of fur basically.

Oh, well, I'm here now!

Yuuko
Hello
Nepou
I'm back

I'm always great!
And you're very consistent.

I'm too use to bottle feeding mini blobs of fur.
While you're still here, how is life going?

Toast to trips

Oh, nice!
So user, I've seen you using this pic for a while now and I was constantly triggered by the fact that there's a link at the bottom of it. So I used some of my amazing paint/sai magic to hide it. If you'll look closely it's pretty bad but I think it looks okay on the normal-sized mage. Enjoy. (Lacie-user)

>i have the biggest penis in this thread
>my cock is huge
>it makes my legs looks small
>girls can't get enough of my manly dick
>you wanna fight me faggot?
>i'm rich and handsome
>ugly loser smells bad
>my troll game is on point
>you faggots think you can step to this?


ROFL >thread

How's today been so far, Nep?

Welcome back!

I am always very consistent. because otherwise would be madness.

It's going fine. Ups and downs, nothing out of the ordinary.
Next week university is starting again and then I'll be mighty busy, so I'll just dick around the whole day

I didn't know u used to visit these threads too

yeah I get that. I hope you take the time to figure out what's the best thing to do
How was your day?

Go on, I'm listening.

>It makes my legs look small
Do you even lift?

I'm not the dr pepper everybody thinks I am

MySQL was okay when I used it, don't know how well it scales. Don't go near MongoDB though, like you said it's pretty meme-y and just reeks of "new age internet tech" so.

Wake up you sleepy fuck

It's an online friend anyways, not too impressive.
I've already told him that I love him like family. He's my only friend outside of /waifu/.

too long didn't read ;)

I hope I meet you IRL so I can smash your head against some wall FAGGOT.

It's a mad world
All around me are familiar faces...

Well i wont keep you from sleep. Do well in uni and in life.

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Hiya!
>it makes my legs looks small
Skipped legs day most likely.
Pretty meh, like usual. What about you?

I guess you're the dom of the relationship

yeah. thank you akame.

I personally find it kind of funny. but I also find it kind of sad.

Worn out places

Please no bully

Thanks, good night to you too

Good night thread

I love you mama! I need to try and get photoshop able so I can do a proper job of these. I'm going to look and see if I saved any photo's of Lacie on my phone and laptop, let me send them to you.
Why thank you Alice. How are you this evening?
I ended up leaving school early because my guts were being killed by the decongestants I've been taking, and I've been absolutely exhausted the whole day so far. Overall I rate it a 3/10 day.
How was yours?
:( Bullying me. I'm gonna call mama after you!
How are you doing this evening NepuNepu

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Beds are comfy

fluffy abuse? may god have mercy on your soul.

>inb4 there is no god

>don't know how well it scales
If you install the extension MySQL Cluster, it scales flawlessly. Any nodes in the system are automatically utilized as they are added, and redundancy fills in gaps when one goes down, breaks, or is removed.

>Don't go near MongoDB though, like you said it's pretty meme-y and just reeks of "new age internet tech" so.
MongoDB is a NoSQL system. It does have its purposes, but it is by no means an alternative to a tabular structured database.
MongoDB allows for the storage of OBJECTS as opposed to fields of data.
It can be utilized properly with Node.js, because Node can be run on the backend, and JS has innate functionality for Objects.

But, for my project, that really has no purpose, and IF I wanted to store objects, I can just create a PHP (or C) parser to generate the data properly.

I'm probably gonna have to get off very shortly though to go to the bathroom and some stuff.

Worn out faces...
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Goodnight.

I'll look forward to it!

But, the problem is, they're both guys, I don't know how my friend feels about gay stuff, they've been friends for years now, and other shit.

Who are you.

Pretty monotous so far. I do have Pizza Hut to look forward to. I'll actually be able to feel full again for once.

I'm doing just okay! What about you?

Bright and early for the daily races

Just finished Konosuba and I think I fancy Megumin.

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I'm the question mark u forgot to add :p

And someone you hate

Part 2/?
I think this might be one. I have a little difficulty discerning the difference between them sometimes

2/?

ants?

howdy! how are you?

ERP with me in front of everyone, I'll even let you be the girl

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