ITT: We state

1 day, 6 years with fiancee, 9/10 happy now but still have ptsd and shit

You aren't depressed if you feel the need to advertise it, fag

never
never
let me die already

2 days
2 years wirh current gf
Mehh maybe 6/10 could be better could be worse

2 days, 8 months, 8/10

You didn't have sex during the last 11 months of your last gf? Or you got a new gf who didn't have sex so you broke up?

>20 minutes ago or so?
>couple years, almost 5 soon
>I'd be happier if I could get my wife's friend to fuck me
>or just a side thing

But when asked, he responded honestly, right?

>3 hours
>3 years
>with the relationship? 8/10

>no sex
>no gf
>10/10

Totally enjoying

Are you a god?

>never
>6 months with gf
>about to drink cyanide cocktail

6 months
6 months
3/10

Last time I had sex was with ex No.1

Was dating ex No.2 long distance since then till recently, we only met once & had circumstances that meant nothing intimate

2 days, 6 1/2 years married, 5-6/10

a year and a month
3 years single
looking forward to something better

>never
>single for 20 years and 9 months
>6.5/10

Have sex or end the relationship already, jesus.

1 month, married 2.5 years, 4/10

3 days
3 years
7/10

>2 weeks
>11 months single
>95% happy

If he keeps it up he'll have powers.

>how long since you last had sex
n/a
>how long have you been single/with your gf
22.5 years.
>how happy you are
I'm not happy.

It doesn't even necessarily relate to those first two questions, everything just feels kind of stupid. I really should have killed myself some time last year.

>5 weeks (friends for 9 years)
>6 Days
>11/10

>a month
>3 years
>7/10

just wizard

Date of last having sex: January 2015
Married: since 2004
Happiness: when jerking to her slut pics 9/10

Top 2 wrong way round

3 days
1 year with gf
5/10

1 week
4 years
6/10 medical shit and depression drawing it down. With out that 8/10

I'm a virgin.
I've been single for 9,506 days.
I don't really know if ever experienced happiness , so I have no base line to compare.

>24 hours
>23 hours
>1/10

Still a good happiness rating given the medical issues. hang in there user

K
>on Sunday
>been with my gf for 2 years now
>decently happy with her when she's not being a fucking brat 6-7/10

>6 weeks
>3years with current gf
>3/10

Over a month no sex
In relationship for 4 years in December
8/10

>2 days
>with gf almost 4 years
>9/10

>I don't really know if ever experienced happiness , so I have no base line to compare.

So, why are you still alive then?

>5 years
>3 years
>3/10 would consider suicide

>19 hours
>married 9 years and 19 hours
>3/10

1year 2months

last date was 1year 11months ago. last official relationship was 3+ years ago.

4/10. Mood is dependent on work schedule. the more I work, the less happy I am. Money isn't always the key to freedom. Relationship status has no major influence on my mood.

>Sunday. Last night was super busy and I've been fighting off a cold or it wouldn't have been so long ago.
>January
>Never met anyone like her. The only reason I haven't already proposed is because of how short a time we've been dating. I'm gonna wife the shit out of her in a few years, if she'll have me.

Because I haven't died yet.

> 3 months
> 3 years
> 8/10

2 days
1.5 years with gf
5/10 no sleep pattern because new baby

>3 years
>2 years
>gonna hang myself tonight

>last Saturday
>6 months
>7/10

>1 day
>7 months in a relationship
>10/10

5 days
Married two years.
7/10

>A little over a year
>A little over a year as well, not counting fwb
>8/10

>6months
>6months
>3/10

I started talking to a girl and we hit it off, but now she's all short replies. Idk what I did wrong. Only person I've even tried to talk to in a long time.

>virgin for 21 years
>essentially single for 21 years (had a couple of short relationships that weren't really anything)
> i want to die

1 day
3 months
9/10 (just got a house with a biddie and my gf and everything has been really good at this point)
4months ago i was homeless living out of my car and considering suicide... i tell you boys, it gets better, just hang in there

That shit is my bane

I have more pics of OP girl if anyone wants them.

>Never.
>Almost 2 years
>Very happy, but still depressed

12 hours
almost 3 years
9/10
it gets better every day

How are all you happy with your life? fucking normies

God damn right we want em

> 3 years and 4 months
> 3 year and 11 months
> 9/10 I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.

About 2 weeks
Never
7/10

2 days
relationship for 3 years
im happy

2 weeks
2 years with with gf
8/10

Monday (but not with my GF),
4 1/2 Years with GF,
8/10.

>4 months
>was with ex for 6 years. Been single for 4 months now.
>feeling fucking depressed and apathetic. Alcohol doesn't help. 3/10

Oh, I tell a lie! It was Sunday, not Monday.

Kinda disappointing but still hot

Will there be some analytical evaluation of data or something like that? :)

...

>2 weeks
>1 year 2 months with grillfriend
>2/10

Last night
About a year and a half
Normally 0/10 to 3/10

Oops replied to wrong post.

6 years
never been in a relationship before
5/10 currently unemployed so i feel really crap

1month, also 1 Month, considering an hero every day

Hoping shit changes for the both of us user. But I've been hoping for a long fucking time.

Dunno, maybe 5 days? It's my fault. I'm on antidepressants that killed my libido. I also have the flu.

We've been together 7years.

Happy with the relationship? 8-9/10.
Happy with life in general? It takes every ounce of willpower I have to not kill myself. Same for her.

2 days
9 years married
8/10 (drunk before 6pm though), 5/10 normally

>Almost a month (gf is doing internship 3 states away)
>2 1/2 months
>6/10, things are starting to look up tho

...

1month, 1month since gf broke up, considering an hero every day

>2 days
>4 years
>completely unsure/10

19 hours ago
7 years
7/10.

...

2 weeks.

single 1,5 year.

5/10
is okay

2 Days
3 Years Dating
1.5/10

>3 days
>together for 16 years this friday
>been fapping and drinking for the last three hours so 20/10

I'm a gay male

>like 12 hours
>8 months
>9/10

...

>3 months
>4 years single
>7/10

>how long since you last had sex
A week
>how long have you been single
year and a half
>how happy you are
Not very

...

>17hrs
>together for 6 yrs 10 months
>8/10

...

Jesus

Tens years with the wife, we still smash on the daily. 9/10 happy.

>5 years
>7 years
>2/10

1month, 1month since gf broke up, considering an hero every day

...

2 hours ago... Well not exactly she sucked my dick under the desk 2 rounds league of legends long.
Since 8 years fucking happy shes rly gonna marry her soon

Never had sex
Never had a gf
8/10 for there is more to life, thankfully

>never
>never
>excellent

2 days
2 years with gf
9/10 - could do with a decent car

10 days
single for 7 months
4/10

fuck that piercing, so gross

>> 4 days ago
>> been with gf for nearly 2 years
>> 5/10 I'm feeling annoyed more often and I have to work too much

4 years -_-

>how long since you last had sex
1 week

>how long have you been single/with your gf
1 year single

>how happy you are
I fucking hate myself

>3 years
>2 years
>4-7/10 depending on the day.

3 months ago today
broke up 2 months 13 days ago
Don't really know. I know things are going to get better soon.

About a month, 3.5 years, depressed 3/10 as well

>a year and a half
>a year and a half
>not completely happy, but feelin' pretty damn good, about 7.5/10

> 4 weeks
> 7 month single
> 4/10

kinda just feeling like i wont ever be good enough.
last time i saw her she kissed me goodbye, and she hasnt replied to any text or call since then.

Almost two years ago, was a trans girl
Been single two and a half years (not counting the odd casual thing or date) since me and my fag bf of 4.5 years broke up
2/10, fantasise about killkg myself but I'd have to be very desperate to actually do it. I'm not depressed because no ass, no ass cause depressed.

>1 week
>9 months
>8/10

>still a virgin
>27 years single
>7/10

been w/ gf 6 yrs,
last had sex an hour ago
last had sex w/ gf 6 hours ago
8/10

Wait til your biddie fucks your girl, shit can turn around the other way just as fast

>Two hours
>Together since we were kids
>Relationship since we were 12

32 now

Pretty happy I guess. Sometimes wonder what it would be like to fuck another woman though.

Just past the 8 year mark for both sex and single. I'd say 6 happy wise.

>2 weeks
>3 1/2 years
>4/10

>never
>Single since the beginning of my life, I'm 20.
>2/10 happiness - people have rated me 7/10 in looks, which would of course make things easier for neurotypical people, but I've been carrying a severe depression since I was very young in age (13-14 yo); untreated until the age of 18, so it eventually evolved into a personality disorder because I never developed a personality when I was supposed to (this basically means that people never knows with what of the many "me's" they are they dealing with. this of course ends up with all of the people I try to befriend to painfully drift apart because I'm way to unpredictable) and a bipolar disorder, my brain has experienced a major fuck up while it being underdeveloped, so now my brain has developed to be in a permanent "fucked up" status. meds are doing well, hope I don't end up doing psychotropics.

Don't know why or how, but I still hold a little hope. that 2/10 means that it is enough for me to not want to kill myself anytime soon.

>this morning
>split with wife in January, divorce in june. currently banging three different chicks regularly. No gf but one chick is attached
>7/10 I'm OK but would be happier with my ex wife

2 hours
1 year
7/8

you fucked up bad

Corny as it is we do truly love each other. They just took her driving license medically out of the blue. Because 'epilepsy'. But life has a way of always working out. So no real worries. Not worth the stress. Just a new set of cards to play with. But hey on the plus side the lack of sex is only because of the whole called mother nature ;)

3 days (asian massage parlor)
18 years married
7/10

> Approx. 1 Month
> Approx. 1 Year Single (5 year relationship on and off)
> 7/10 ~ Would be an 8 or 9 if I didn't fucking absolutely hate engineering school and wish I would have never gone... 40ish credits left I just need to finish...

Never
Never had a proper one
Just do it wew

>3 days
>15 months with gf
>8/10

I've only ever had the one gf but I think she's great. She's the only person I've ever had sex with. Am I missing out on life?

Dating since highschool with mine. Finally curiosity drove me nuts. And had a one night stand. Bitch was significantly worse in the sack than my girl. Regret it to this day. But don't regret the piece of mind it brought me.

>3 days
>7 years
>8/10

Sex is still surprisingly good, still mixes it up and loves cowgirl.

>as in 7 years with gf

27 hours
9.5 years
8, most of the time.

>2 Days
>With GF for 2 years 1 month
>7/10
Need more money and my own place and for us to have our own space together

About 2 hours (lunch quickie), with GF for about a year and a half, 8/10

>
hes a raging homo sexual
so i mught fuck him before her lmao

>23 years
>23 years
>7/10

2 days
Over a year
9/10

>over 2 years
>been single for 3 or 4 months. I still think about how it ended...
>intermediate.

>10 months
>10 months single
>constantly suicidal

last relationship was shit, but I'm pretty sure nothing will stop my urge to kill and be killed

>week
>year
>8/10

Welp, if no one else if going to ask, i will. Care to share any pics?

>8 months
>6 months but it's long distance right now
>5/10 since I'm running tren and it makes me feel like shit randomly but a god at other times. Gains are 100% worth though

>2 years
>recently started dating someone but before that 2 years
>8/10

> Last night
> About 4 years roughly
> In all honesty, maybe a 2/10 at best

Never
Forever
Solid 8 tbh

>1 hour
>1 year + in a relation + fucking my ex sometimes
>0/10
something is just very wrong with me..
guess i am the person who will never be happy no matter what.

will you?

3 days
1 and a half years in a relationship
8/10

pic related

>5 years
>5 years single
>Not happy at all. I

would be happy if my life was going somewhere awesome, from the time I was focusing staying on track to this current rut I am in, dating became last on my list because I want to focus bettering myself and a relationshio will get in the way. I'm in a rut now so even if I wanted to have a gf, the way I'm living is pathetic. Until I get my shit straight, I do my best to stay away from dating because I cannot expect for a girl or even the anyone else to respect me the way I'm going. I believe happiness is within and I have to find it on my own however long it takes, even if I was never meant for it.

>2-3 months
>single since january
Honestly, including my childhood, Im the happiest ive ever been. I've been seeing a psychologist about everything and it's been helping so much. Ive pretty much been stepped on my whole life and then I met my psycho ex so shedding all that weight has been incredible. I don't really chase women anymore. It's not really a case of I dont want to have sex, i do.just being a lot more selective of who with though. People always say "you only see happy couples when you're single" nah you dont. You see some happy couples and it's wonderful to see. But a large majority of relationships seem to be based on mutual physical attraction and a fear of being alone.

Don't get me wrong, I feel lonely sometimes, but compared to being in a bad relationship, id rather just die this way then put up with that shit anymore.

>4 days
>3,5 years single
>5/10

She wanted out I guess.

>last weekend
>7+ in a relationship
>3/10

Want desperately a Japanese shaved perfect pussy (uncensored)

>this morning
>year
>pretended I was fucking her daughter

>Level 22 wizard
>No real relationships
>Happy as can be

>1 month
>3 years
>3/10

3 years single, that is

18
Never had a girlfriend
Never had sex
9/10 happiness

>Last night
>4 years
>she's 12 yrs younger than me ... yup happy

Good on you user.

pic of both user

>a few months
>been single 2 or 3 weeks
>3/10

>6 years
>14 years
>some days just in denial, others verging on suicidal

28
never
never
3/10 thinking about suicide on a weekly basis

yet another reason why marriage is an awful idea. you just dont fuck anymore.

:(

>2 months
>1.5 months
>5/10. I like where I'm going, but not currently where I'm at. I miss having regular vagina. Masturbation is so much effort

4 months
3 years with girlfriend
about a 1 on a scale 1-10

I met my girlfriend online since I am a beta neet and cannot leave the house. She was loving, kind, supportive and understanding. She helped me to get out of the house and started to become a bit demanding and nagging, we met in person and had sex. It was both of our first time. She became more demanding, more interrogating, annoying, invasive, emotional and insane.

She said she wants to break up about 5 times, each time she will come back to me saying we shouldn't break up. I am tired of it, she has changed into a crazy manipulative emotional bitch, but from what I've been researching, nearly all women do this (about 98 percent)

I am grateful she helped me out of the house and gave me confidence but I really want to tell her I can't be with her anymore, and block all contact. I am too beta though still and keep putting up with her manipulative, demanding personality and suspicion (she accuses me of having other girlfriends or being married at times)

>how long since you last had sex
Few days ago
>how long have you been single/with your gf
Been with GF for 3-4 months
>how happy you are
Pretty happy, just don't know how long it will last.

ITT: We state
>how long since you last had sex
>how long have you been single/with your gf
>how happy you are

>2 days ago
>2 years
>i want to kill myself everyday.

rip dude. thats rough.
last break up of mine, she said she didn't want any evidence I was in her life ever.

>24 years
>24 years
>Not really.

> I miss having regular vagina. Masturbation is so much effort

moving your hand against your cock and able to control the pleasure perfectly vs thrusting hips while the girl just lays there doing nothing and you say masturbation is so much effort?

>28 years
>8 years single
>5/10

>>how long since you last had sex: 18(?) hours
>>how long have you been single/with your gf: single 2 weeks
>>how happy you are: I'm not. I just want some oxy. Been binge drinking and popping benzos like a motherfucker. I just miss her and she wont leave my fucking mind.

>7 years

>pussy like pic related.

2 weeks
2 years 10 months
8/10

>Never have
>10 years
>1/10 considering ending it

saved hard

>how long since you last had sex
>how long have you been single/with your gf
>how happy you are

2 months
with gf for 6 years
I am a 7 out of 10

You;re at the peak my friend, get out of it before it turns sour. I give it 1-3 years tops.

>A week
>2years single
>7/10

Could do with a steady gf but also enjoy meeting new girls

Tuesday this week

you have a gf and haven't had sex in 2 months?
my gf and i go 2 days and are ready to rip each others clothes off

Go for it. You're just taking up resources at this point.

>9 months
>Year and a half
>5/10

aren't we all

>18 Months
>Single 20-ish months after going out for 3 years
>7/10

She's hanging out in Southeast Asia currently. The time alone has been invaluable anyway.

1 week ago. 2 days ago if you count bj.
5 years
8/10 I do not seek death, but I welcome it. I see the worst outcomes that could come to be yet stand helpless unable to change what is fated to happen.

Arm socks???

last time i had sex 9 months ago when i got my gf pregnant (she got an abortion, we're 18 right now btw)

>A week and a half but wife has been on the rag. She just got done so she told me we are fucking tonight.
>As noted above, married fag. Been together 12 years.
>8/10 - love that woman. Couldn't ask for more. Sex is way good and when she doesn't feel it I just ask her to take care of me and the BJs follow

>Never
>Never
>I get high with a little help from my friends

>Never
>I asked a girl out 4 weeks ago, she said yes but she's ignoring me now.
>3/10

> never had
> never
> 5-7/10

45 days
12 yrs married
3/10
Any 801 peeps wanna change our situations?

im sorry user :(

6 Months
3,5 Years
1/5

>never
>over a month
>0/10

>Two days
>three years
>9/10

That's three years with gf

1 week - Usually a month
10 years
7/10

enjoy

>yesterday
>8 years single
>4/10

Here's shitty gore, ban me stupid bitch mods

>7 hours
>9 years with
>9/10

>9 hours
>dating about 6 months
>9.7/10

Tldr. Try to be less pretentious next time, mister big troubles.

this

virgin
+4 years single
4/10

>2 year dry spell
>single for two years
>happiness 11/10

Everybody my age has kids. I've fucked at least a dozen girls who have kids now. Around 60 girls total. I'm free and can do whatever I want. I'm 35 and perfectly content hanging out with my dogs.

mfw no one replied to my post to console me

MODS

>3 weeks
>5 years
>6/10

>2 days
>In a relationship since 6 years
>9/10

>a month or so
>2 months single
>7/10

> 1 year
> 1 year single
> 9/10 got my shit together since I broke up with my ex who just tormented me.

it was just so unexpected. she came over, we had dinner, watched a movie in bed and sat outside for a fire. she went to leave to go back to school, kissed me goodbye. i texted her a couple hours later when i knew shed be back to school and i havent heard from her since.

>9 months
>Almost 3 years single
>5/10

>how long since you last had sex
n/a, never have
>how long have you been single/with your gf
26 years single
>how happy you are
2/10. Feel like I'm working a dead end job with little purpose and can no longer distract myself with vidya or shit hobbies as easily.

Never tried for a relationship or for any sexual interactions. Afraid of emotional intimacy or rejection, dunno which. Avoided chances in college as I didn't want my first time to be with someone looking for a one-night thing. Hoped I'd meet the right person where things would just click. Never put myself out there, so I don't know what I expected to ever happen.

WHO WANTS SAUCE?
I GOT IT

About 27 hours
10 months
8/10 not depressed right now

>6 months
>6 months
>7/10

Two days.
7 years
11/10

>Never
>Forever
>Wouldn't be happy even if I got laid

Promises promises

Larger dong has come along

>12 hours roughly
>Been with her for 7 years
>Im so unhappy with her
Im scared if i leave she'll hurt herself.
Help me.

>1 month
> 4+ years

Gonna pop the question soon boyz

Just had sex
3 years
Pretty good

What's the official time you have to go without sex to be considered a wizard

3 years
single, 4 years
4/10

Help yourself retard. Youre not responsible for other peoples actions. If youre both not happy it wont work anyway, so youre just delaying her inevitable suicide.

Get out and you will move on if she does. But, if you feel so strongly for her tell her family to keep am eye out for her. Not for your sake but hers. They might listen

3 months
3 months single
0/10
fuck my life

2 Months
4 years single
8/10.

>ITT: We state
>>how long since you last had sex
2 days ago, she has a BF no regrets
>>how long have you been single/with your gf
Single for 2 months
>>how happy you are
7.5/10

>4 years
>4 years
>8/10 (he was a dead end relationship and I've been happily exploring what makes me feel most satisfied)

I don't understand why have sex if life is so fucking boring.

Why do I want to make love to another person? The whole fucking goal from sex is reproduce yourself. Why should I reproduce myself If I think life fucking sucks? Fuck life and fuck this shit.

>an hero soon
>mfw I can have sex with a 8 different girls
>life sucks
>I hope I die within the next two years.

I'm 25 now and I hope I'll die when i'm 27.

666 fuck this shit

>Since sex: 4 months
>Single: almost 4 years
>6/10

>About a month and a half
>My whole life
>Could be better if I wasn't a lazy fuck

almost 5 years (unless jerking off counts)
almost 5 years single
tried to kms a couple of times, and compared to now, I had my shit together back then. so I'd say
2/10

>2 weeks
>6 years with gf
>4-6/10 - verge of breaking up

I like dis

im 27 and wish i died when i was 25

>Last month
>broke up with my ex last month
>yes I'm happy

Sometimes I think I want another relationship. Then the second I cum and realize my wallet lost no money and I don't have a headache from the nagging. I realize I'm cool just like this.

>3 months get laid next weekend Tho visiting old gf and it's all set up
>single
>4/10 in the military life fucking sucks

>23 hours
>roughly 6 months
>7/10

She just loves me way more than i love her and i know that that much is my fault. I pretended for too long.
I need to just break my phone and get a bus ticket.

>2 days ago
>3 years
>im living with her how happy do you think i am

Anyone know?

2 years
2 years
8/10

love you bro's

Use words like "neurotypical" less, and you won't live a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone has neuroses and not a single person doesn't fight some sort of mental disorder. Keep your hope up, but don't focus so dang much on what's wrong with you, or that'll be all you (and therefore other people) see.

>1 month
>single for 7 years
>9/10 (no debt living an easy life)

>never
>18 years single
>5/10

>6 months
>6 months single
>8/10

Ass still sore

>3 years
>never
>3/10

>3 days ago
>3 years with my gf
>8/10

>2 days
>9 months, 14 days (1/13/16)
>6/10

22 hours
Married 4 years
My life is great, but I'm not happy. It is what it is.

>Nearly 2 months. Could've on the weekend but too drunk to get it up.
>Single for 2 months
>5, neither happy or sad

> Virgin RIP
> Have been with my current GF for 3 months, but doubtful it will work out
> 7/10

It's okay, its my fault. it always is.

>11months
>almost 2 years single
>9/10 happy just trying to get life started

3 days
8 years
7/10

Last had sex on Sunday
Been with gf for 2 1/2 years
Happiness is a solid 9/10
Pic related

Not asked for but Age:18

how long since you last had sex:
Virgin

how long have you been single/with your gf: Real relationship - not really had one a few last thing that lastest for a few months was like 3months ago

how happy you are:
Not really at all, clinically depressed but refusing help

>few days
>10 months with gf
>6/10

Hey Jennifer! How's Hutto?

Never
Never
2/10 if someone wanted to shoot me I'd be OK with it

Me
Like 2 weeks ago or so
2 and a half years with gf
8/10

2 years ago
Been single since 4 years back
6/10 i guess not like life is shit but not like i want to die

1 week
3 years with gf
9/10

>haven't had sex for 6 years
>single for 6 years
>fucking miserable sometimes

>how long since you last had sex
Last night, will again tonight.

>how long have you been single/with your gf
Single 3 years.

>how happy you are
8/10

> virgin
> never had a gf
> 7/10

>~
>3 years
>?/10

A couple months
33 years
Pretty happy