What was 1999 like?

What was 1999 like?

Did people fear Y2K?

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Great years. Will never forget.

>Did people fear Y2K?
Just the half retarded normies. It was a lot like the 2012 Mayan thing. It had been proven wrong months ahead of the date but there were still a special group of retards who wouldn't shut up about it.

>What was 1999 like?

Underage b&

>tfw of wonderment and excitement at the world around you as a kid

man I would kill to have that back, I am so jaded and cynical not, all the light has faded from life

>mfw I sold my Dreamcast years ago

was 20. good times man. playing rpgs, early shit net. cranking metal, no sjws. bright future.

it was a time before time.the "way back time". when the matrix was cool and giant 56k modems roamed the earth. nobody knew what a muslim was they just knew they were not a muslim

Yes. Grocery stores were packed with people who wanted to buy bottled water.

Y2k was terrifying. I had to be in a bad neighborhood for various reasons, and everyone likes to shoot during the new year. Oh you meant the technology.

y2k "bug" cost billions worldwide, what a pile of crap that turned out to be, have not trusted "authority" since. It was all a bit shit really.

I had a neon green BMX. I crashed it into my mate's dad's van.

awesome, minus the braindead Abercrombie culture that was everywhere. 99-2004 were the best years in history.

the only people afraid of y2k were morons. literal billions got dumped on the problem, basically nobody had any issues

I watched a lot of DBZ, the Matrix, and video games on my Gameboy Color and N64. Cartoons were good, I hated anything Disney, though.

Razor scooters were awesome, so was South Park. Nobody was glued to their cell phone and everyone seemed more alive back then.

>what was 1999 like
the kikes were still hard at work poisoning minds, the body of america was still intact though.

MTV used to play videos like this

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Not really

Trance and french house were popular genres
Breakdance too. Not sure why this stuff died, being healthy, sporty, young, cool and futuristic. Someone somewhere really fucked up
1990's (1980-influenced) shit fashion was dying out, which was nice
Nobody really gave a shit about Y2K
Last five years of good video games on horizon. As you know, everything turned to shit after this
Polyphonic melodies on cellphones
EA started to rape, shit on and kill number of great video game genres, starting with real-time strategy
Future felt like thing to look forward to

1999 Was good.

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Played a bunch of Pokemon Yellow, Legos, and N64, collected Pokemon cards, built forts in the woods with my neighborhood friends and had wars with the older kids, didn't use the computer/internet much for anything other than Space Cadet Pinball, Chip's Challenge, Sim Theme Park, and Lego Island. Didn't get that active on the internet until I started played Age of Empires 2 online in 2002, then addicted to Runescape in 2003. My first knowledge of Cred Forums came from Cred Forumstards on a Runescape forum in 2006.

Really didn't know anything at all to do with politics back then but my earliest political-related memory is Clinton getting impeached and the Bush/Gore election. Everything changed after 9/11.

even as a 10 year old child, with a nerd's budding interest in computers I knew the alleged y2k bug was a crock of shit

Mostly I just played video games though. I got my arm broken that year when a drug dealer threw me down a flight of stairs, that was less than fun.

living in a rural area, we thought it was pretty blown out of proportion. I remember going to a party and we were all joking about the world ending, then we all laughed for an hour about it not ending.

Things were different then. The local gas station still had paper written receipts, and a monthly revolving credit account for gas and stuff. I was 20 and even had one. No one really used cell phones, but the internet was alive and well for those who knew. Girls put out, and didnt cry rape as much. Jobs were starting to get hard to find, and the days of walking in and getting hired were at an end. The army here wore bdu's. I remember tons of stuff about that time, but what do you really want to know about?

it was not so much fear as it was the whole world wanting to witness the biggest meme-fest in history.

>Y2K
I was in the Army stationed at Ft Bliss in El Paso for Y2K. People weren't panicked, but there was a base-wide memorandum reminding units to be prepared.

They weren't worried about things in the US, but we're concerned that things would collapse in Mexico and the city would be flooded with refugees.

The memorandum referenced a couple of chapters under OPLAN Garden Plot, which sounds like Infowars craziness, but is a real thing.

Mine stopped working around 05
I still remember going to the store where they were demoing sonic adventure on japanese dreamcasts months before it was released and being blown away by how good it looked

Women started to be exhibitionists online

Putin came to rule and restore Russian Empire. Felt good, especially after that joke we had for a president.

cool i like when there are military guys on pol sharing their experiences

Cheap gas
Half Life 1
Family Guy
AOL
Woodstock 99
Kurt Warner

that's about as much as I remember

>my first french kiss with a qt 8/10 girl
pretty great OP ;^)

Drum and bass' best years were during that time... It was way ahead of itself

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1999 was a lot like this.

Y....2.....JERICHO!!!!

There is literally only one good thing about the 90s/early 2000s that's not reddit-tier nostalgia bait, and you can see it in this picture.

Give up?
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No navel piercings. They first became "mainstream" with that talentless hack Alicia Silverstone in a music video, but it it wasn't until this last decade that they really blew up. Now every single woman in America has the damn thing, and completely ruin their tummies.

people born in 1998 turn 18 this year so people up to age 21 or so don't even remember y2k

Things were cheap. Lunch was like $5-8. Now it's $10-15

While yank autists still listened to niggers curse and white college boys trying to rap (see: Korn, Outkast, Limp Bizkit), true future music evolved from the depths of Holland and German night clubs

youtube.com/watch?v=42oaQYJ1G3w

Only to be fucked by sellouts few years afterwards, as it goes always

well, good luck op, cant believe this got moved... fucking mods werent as shit it 99, thats for sure. guess they had to make room for more hillary shill threads.

Would you believe me if I said they do this shit 4free?

Prince sang a song about it.

Wasn't as good as 89, but it was way better than 09-beyond

I spent y2k getting hammered at a party where I knew nobody. As I was alone throwing up on the lawn, I was jumped by 7 guys who put me in the hospital (after I was wrongly arrested.) I lived in Detroit. I had never even used a computer at this time.

Good job mods

>Outkast
>white
>trying to rap

For Y2K my mother stocked up on water, just water, we had a lot of water after

>What was 1999 like?
A mostly "meh" year.
>Did people fear Y2K?
Just the retards/tinfoiled, so most of the American public. Old people collectively shit their pants though.

I'll just leave this here.

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Best year for movies. Matrix and fight club. I was into Korn and they put out an awful album that year.

Concerning y2k, felt like everyone had a collective feeling of "it's not gonna be that bad"

I wonder what it's like being this much of a faggot...
>So happy that I'm not a virgin

Nice Satanic trips.
Also family guy has been on for 17 yrs now, I remember when it first premiered. Good times.

'99 was a good year, i bought my first brand new car, had a threeway, took many drugs, and got married... that last part might not have been such a good idea

What I remember about 1999 is that Prince refused to sing his song 1999 because it was from a different time in his life and he didn't want to revisit it. What a fucking asshole.

satans correct
we were being hipsters reading big brother skateboarding mag.
surge soda
steve austin
rachel leigh cook

99 was horrible. I was a sophomore at Columbine.

Please keep moving threads instead of just deleting them. Sometimes some really good conversation can spring up from shitty threads like this but they get cut short by a mod deletion.

>lol'd inside

great year
saw united win the treble

Yes. Everyone, literally everyone was afraid it was all over. If they say they weren't, they're lying. What is really weird about it though, and I'll never forget this. I was 9 then... And was waiting for the ball to drop and all that shit. My family were all drunk and outside like it's the end of the world AAAAAAAAAA. I was inside watching Dick Clark drop that ball, and as soon as 2000 came upon us, literally as soon as the ball reached the bottom and the clock hit 12, I got a massively painful migraine. Just out of nowhere. It lasted for two days. I'm 26 now, and to this day I've never had a worse migraine. Pretty trippy shit

I was working in a company that spent a little fortune to get the y2k bug antivirus.

lol.

Dude yes. This 100%. Most of the good conversations happen in these seemingly shitty threads. You're exactly right dude.

The few years after columbine were a bit shitty for other schools as well. I got after school detention and had to talk to the vice principal because I pointed my fingers like a gun at my friend and said bang. I can only imagine what high school life was like at columbine in the years after.

do you have the gift now?

I was a programmer a few years out of college. worked a ton of overtime doing contract work fixing code so it wouldnt fail on Y2K. made a shit ton of cash and blew it all on alcohol, drugs and pussy

did you marry the chick from the threesome?

I'm pretty sure he finally performed 1999 after a long span of not doing so at a concert on New Year's Eve 98 or 99

Shhh

Well he's dead now.

Impressive that you were able to accurately judge the emotional state of literally everyone at the age of nine.

>AOL

More like AOHELL

It was awesome
MTV still had cool cartoons and it was the first and last time I ever kissed a girl.
And my mom and dad were still alive

lots of money was spent to make sure software would not crash when 2000 came programmers could test all they wanted but could not be 100% positive it would work. If you didn't stock up on Mac n cheese and soup you must be a nigger

Y2k did happen. But it wasnt horrible.

nope, she was passed out in my room at the time though, while i was going at it with two chicks from my work... in hindsight that was a bit of a foreshadowing of the next 10 years

>It was a lot like the 2012 Mayan thing.
The Mayans never said that the world would end, only that the Great Cycle in which humans had been made out of corn would end. There were Great Cycles before and there will be Great Cycles after. The one immediately before ours was for the monkeys, which had been made from wood.

I've always been a very keen observer. Plus my parents were socialites in a huge city, so I was around 100s of people all the time. So thanks for the compliment friendo :^)

I was in SandPoint, Idaho. I spent the night fucking a nurse from the ED in Bonner General Hospital. Only girl that ever let me fuck her in the ass. Her husband was overseas.

Hello, I am an AOL Administrator. Please give me your username and password so that I may verify your account.

BEEEEEUUUHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAUWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Just had a flash back. I think aim is still around these days.

My main email address is still an @aim.com address. Have had it since 03 kek

*presses click.exe*

Dragonball Z, Digimon, Pokemon, Donkey Kong 64, Super Smash Bros, Toonami, Dreamcast. Sonic Adventure..

It was truly the wonder years.

That's a lie

lol

Do you remember the fuckin like 12 part saga on DBZ when Goku had to fight (Cell?) I think, or maybe it was Friesa? But they were on that planet and the Friesa or whatever was gonna destroy the universe and Goku had to stop him? And then I think Vageta ended up like coming back to life to help Goku defeat him? That was so long ago but I think that's how it went. I remember running home from school to watch those. Oh and printing out the pics of Goku and all the DBZ characters and taking them to school. Magical times I'll never forget

A year before but close enough

I was one of those assholes running time-out scrips on people I didn't like.

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That and ebombs

I spent y2k playing guitar with friends, all of us legally drinking shitty champagne. We all paused at 12:01 to ironically listen for the incoming bombs after the defense net shut down, but they never came. I ended up getting two fingers deep in a friend's wife which was cool though.

I think it may have been pleasant, but there was a sense of complacency about everything

movies and music were getting really bad (mass produced blockbusters and hits without any substance, just to make money), everything was about dot com and the "new internet" or internet 2.0...

also, no one kept in check the fact we (USA) were exporting all our workforce to china (hence everything being so cheap - duh)

so yeah, easy living (aka very superficial), but reality would kick in within a couple of years (and at that I don't think we reacted the right way, nor did we learn any lesson from it)

Did u use the stock away messages or were you creative? God damn I miss that shit

Not really no.

99 was a sad year though in retrospect, considering how shitty the 00's were.

Pretty great, actually.
>everyone wanted to be 'futuristic,' so a lot of things were silver or made to look sleeker
>"futuristic digital" font was everywhere
>Blockbuster/Hollywood Video
>Discovery Zone was still around
>N64 was the best thing ever, right up there with PlayStation, but Sega's new console might be worth checking out
>New Power Rangers soon
>SCOOTERS
>people were scared shitless of December 31st
>"new millennium" was plastered everywhere
I could go on, but I'm about to wash a dish. brb sec

For businesses it was a ''real'' threat. They needed to spend lots of money into upgrading systems and buying software that would prevent anything from going wrong. Some people were legitimately afraid.

Yup yup

'99 was my senior year of HS/ freshman year of college. Oh to go back to those years and do them over.

Would you do anything differently?

Yeah most of it. Start over from square 1.

>Pokemon Gold and Silver announced
>Columbine
not so great
>Bellsouth offering even faster high-speed internet access
>Tripp pants and goth culture explosion
>etc

I always customized anything customizable. I was part of a "hacker group" and we downloaded programs made by people who actually knew what they were doing and used them against other people and pretended to be bad ass. Don't fuck with The Black Hand. We'll boot your ass all day every day. Man I was an edge lord faggot back then.

And this movie

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Chatting on ICQ. That takes me back.

>Those fuckin' pants.

kek, or AOL

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It was the only way to get nudes :)

Ok

>in high school
>owned a PS1 with vibrating controllers
>crash bandicoot, medi evil, had mortal combat classic and a newer version I can't recall
>MTV was cool, would sometimes go to Times Square to stand outside while they recorded TRL with Carson daily (what a faggot he was)
>dial up sucked dick @56k, just switched over to DSL and started to play early multiplayer games
>most websites are completely unregulated and uncensored, porn quality was 0.2/10, load times horrendous
>computer specs, Windows 98, 6GB hard drive, 4MB RAM, optional CD drive installed, floppy drive, 56k modem, monitor mounted speakers and a wooping 12 inch CTR monitor
>games where 200MB file size at most
>biggest file I downloaded was 600MB on dial up, it took all night
>napster just started and was downloading like crazy, limewire and kazaa had good porn but it's like walking a mine field
>anti virus software updated for free, no bullshit subscriptions
>had AOL IM to chat with bitches, everyone was always too far away to do anything, nobody had a webcam FTML
>internet is almost exclusively anonymous
>had like 10 email accounts, all you needed was an email that wasn't taken and a password, no bullshit verification or anything else
>played MSNgames
>novalogic delta force and f16 falcon games, 7 level gnome, anyone?
>baggy pants, baggy shits, tight clothes are for faggots
>beeper in pocket for when they needed to reach you for $8/month for numbers only, letter messages were $10'i think
>flip phones were coming out

>or lured to some creepo's motel room off the interstate

like this
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pretty dank yo, lesbians were the new thing.

Had a huge new years eve bash at my house. My brother snuck over to the fuse box and shut down the power. Fucking halo rios.

pre 9/11 childhood was great

Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network had about 100 hit shows each to watch after school, EVERYONE had a binder full of Pokemon cards to trade and had a Gameboy Color, and there was just enough cool technology to be entertained but not have every aspect of life ruled by it. Hooking up 4 controllers to the N64 and playing some Mario Party or just taking turns with your friends playing Banjo Kazooie. Watching Keenan and Kel and Are You Afraid of the Dark on a school night. It was a good time.

icq the place to meet your granddad that wanted to fuck you, good times indeed.

the cartoon network movies man... shit I miss good tv...

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1999 was the happiest year of my life. I was 28 years old. I was driving a Saleen Mustang. I was banging lots and lots of sluts.

I was working for a large pharmaceutical company as a Network Administrator. I was doing a bunch of coding for Y2K. I was paid so much overtime I made almost $300,000 that year. (In March of 2000 our entire IT group was downsized (ie replaced with H1B visa workers from India). I never had a job in the Computer Field again.

There was great stuff on TV at the time. Tech TV was one of my favorite channels. I met Leo Laporte quite a few times and it was great chatting with him.

I also hooked up with 2 of the stars of Tech TV (female) but if I gave their names nobody would believe me. (Once again - this was the greatest year of my life).

I remembered playing Elf Bowling (Santa Claus using elves as bowling pins - it was an awesome game) and wasting time on Joe Cartoon (Frog in Microwave, Frog in Blender, etc).

The women back then were awesome. No smart phones, no selfies so women actually talked with you and you had their full attention. You were not competing with a bunch of thirsty guys trying to get her attention online.

Sex was pretty easy to get. Nobody was calling out "RAPE". None of the purple hair pierced nose bullshit. Fat chicks were VERY RARE.

If I had a time machine I would go back in time and relive that year.

Y2K was interesting - My group spent new years at work to make sure nothing would happen. We were there till 3 am.

It was aight

I was like 10 years old. I remember playing N64 alot and playing with the kids on my street

simpler times

Jesus Christ did you live in my neighborhood? This describes everything perfectly.

Elf elf baby, Cred Forumsro

ur 46 now

>there are people born in 1999 who already have children of their own

B-but, it was only a few years ago, right?

AOL chat rooms were the greatest thing ever!

I met so many sluts and saw so many tits and puss. Those rooms were unfiltered. It was heaven. You would make a room like "Looking for slut in bay area who wants to have sex" and before you know it lots of people would be in the room. If you were lucky there would be someone living really close by.

Those were the days. I wish I had saved all those pics I got. I had no idea how good I had it till it was gone.

>DZ
My nigga

"Is that all the balls you got, Santa?"

Oddly specific lie.

Was in 8th grade. Really became a recluse nerd that year...

Bulletin Boards on the net were fucking serious business. Gamefaqs, mods, final fantasy websites (anyone remember FFOnline? FFShrine?? Fuck yeah)

Got into Pro Wrestling that year. STONE COLD!

Unfortunately, it would be four more agonizing years before I would loose my virginity. Boy, what a wait.

I was playing pic related on new years eve 1999.

This X over 9000

better not have been Sumi Das. She was my waifu back then

I was masturbating on crappy webcams with cuties from around the world on msn before going skating all day

The internet was ultimate comfy back then
Geocities
Neopets
Newgrounds

I was in 1st grade. I didn't quite know what those feelings were but I know now that I wanted to bang Britney Spears. Also the only bit I ever heard of Y2K was in the cartoons making fnu of it. King of the Hill made fun of it, The Simpsons made fun of it and Family Guy made fun of it. I watched all of those.

Don't remind me how time flies...

Earning my first money, still living at parents, I listened to 1 of the 3 radio stations at my workplace: heard baby one more time some dozens of times. At home watching mtv. It was the time after school and before university. And it was a long time after cold war (we had alarm-tests here in germany back then), before islam came up so loud. 9/11 brought a new, a darker breeze.

And yes, I was a little bit afraid because of the y2k-bug, but I forgot it, drinking, and the last day of '99 was great!

Im here I made it

DId life start to suck for you like it did for me when the dot com bubble burst?
1997-2000 was awesome - after that sucksville.

I was 29 in 1999, btw...network admin

Nope. Rest assured someone else was plowing that field.

I will give you a hint. There was a Cat on X-Play,

youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY

For me '99 was jerking off to Hustler and Penthouse, hanging out at the mall and going to Spencer's Gifts, calling girls and taking about nothing for hours, and playing Soul Calibur before sitting down to watch South Park with my friends.

Life today sucks in comparison.

99 was great because all the net shit was new.
IRC was rocking it hard, the warez scene was solid. There was a feeling of wonder and amazement. Like we were on the verge of something futuristic. Like we had the tools to make the world fucking amazing, and like everything we do, we fucked it up.

Yeah we have connected everything now but it doesn't *feel* like it should.
It feels oppressive if that makes any sense. Because of the number of asshats on the internet and the proliferation of 13 year olds with unfettered access to the internet, everything is locked down and everyone is on high alert.

I dunno. If you were into phreaking back in the 80s you know what I mean. You can't get away with shit now. It's all too.....monitored.

Yes. I went from dating a Golden State Warrior Cheerleader and a few auto show models to having to sell my Saleen Mustang and buy a shitbox.

I thought those salad days would last forever and I burned though the money I made having sex with lots of women, buying them expensive clothing and going on trips to Vegas and such.

I know I will never have sex with twins or models again so in a strange way that money was not "wasted" because I did with it what I wanted to do at the time.

I worked a bunch of crappy part time jobs to make ends meet. I never got married or had kids.

I now work as an assistant Manager at Wal Mart (FML). So everything after Y2K went south for me.

dude what are you talking about? outkast is two black dudes from memphis and korn and limp bizkit werent even mainstream anywhere... that gay house music you posted only influenced more gay house music

I know. I won't mention the things you used to be able to do back then. The sights you would see. It was the best time ever. No fear of Chris Hanson or the Party Van coming to visit.

Church.
I ended up falling back on plumbing as by that point I had almost 10 years experience in that, then got another IT gig in 2006 which lasted until the economic depression and then poof..gone.
Lived in fucking poverty with my wife and kid until I got a pc repair job ($10 hr) which I have now.

What a shit career path I choose.
I should have gone to college and become a lawyer like I was supposed to.

S-sorry user

Please take me back to those times, Doc.

Are those motherfucking Doc Martens?

JOE CARTOON HELL YES

Sucks doesn't it!

What pisses me off the most was how these tech companies said "we can't find any American's to do these jobs".

I have my degree in Computer Science (oddly enough having my college degree was helpful for me getting this assistant manager job as one of the requirements was a college degree). I think it has changed now but at the time you needed a degree.

I used to work at a Comic Book shop, I worked at a gas station (night shift...let me tell you that job was TERRIFYING) and I worked at a Book Store as a clerk. Those jobs sucked.

Neverending September my man =(

Pretty cool. I saw the matrix in theatres. 911 hadn't happened yet. I was only 10.

Korn and Limp Bizkit were massively mainstream and massively popular in the late 90s and early to mid 2000s. The fuck are you talking about?

It was an odd time.
America was at peace with everybody since commies left
Europe was still white
Gayness was ok but people cringed at trannies
Reality tv shows were fucking everywhere
Everyone started listening to rap
Early internet days where shitposting was minimal
Video games were better as a whole, with less saturation of shit games
Clothing and hair creeped out of the 80's trends
Everyone was fapping to brittney spears
Never heard about the middle east in the news
More people smoked
Everyone was butthurt when american pie came out. Teens everwhere watched that movie all the time

I don't know man, i was 17 in 1999. you remember things better than they actually happened

Doesn't know what 1999 was like. Underage b& incoming

There was no depression also there was no real recession either. Obama was elected and all of that went away. Good thing for you!

Agreed except id say 1999-2009 where the best years. What i'd do to have those years back

You didn't die. Did they miss you?

Pretty much this--QUINTUPLICATED

youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0

Worked in IT (still do) '98 and '99 were the biggest cash cow projects I was ever on. Tons of OT to be had, traveling all over the US to upgrade systems. It was great. Got to play tourist in each place like a full day or so each week we traveled. Gas was still barely over a dollar a gallon, too.

Bought my motorcycle outright the following spring. Good times.

>reality tv
>99

Yeah nah mate. Also,
>never heard about the middle east

I don't know where you lived, but I was in reality and the middle east was talked about more so then, than now. Everything else you said checks out though.

I know man. Feels bad.
in 96 my ISP hired me out of the blue because I was asking them to make changes to my linux shell account for eggdrop bots all the time.

That company got bought out and a year later so did that one. And a year later again. It was blowing up and I was riding the fuck out of that train.

2 goddamn economic downturns in my lifetime. What shit luck eh? Both career ending.

In 99 I had a new car, a new house, was making 60 k a year and was making $2500 or more (cant remember) paychecks.

My fault was not investing any of it, although, in fairness to myself, I would have cashed out anything I invested simply due to being broke for years on end.

Pre 9/11
Amazing Clinton economy/growth in prosperity
End of the Cold War
Rock music still somewhat popular
People were still outgoing
Internet arrived but smartphones hadn't arrived to act as a crutch for the socially anxious
Crappy television
Awesome movies

We partied like it was 1999. No cold war and Islamic people where just our friends from Turkey who gave us shoarma and candy at the end of ramadan.

Y2K was more an unix problem, so institutes who ran on really old computers had to update their cheap asses and windows gave an update for the rest of the world. That was it. No one feared it, except for the usual nutcases.

You're fucking with me right?
>said he was 20 in 1999
>basic maths, order up!
>2016 - 1999 = 17
>not including the year he was born?
>k faggot 16
>20 + 16 = ???
>gold star for user that solves the problem

I'm sorry sir you'll have to wait. I'm watching a porn image from a mailing group load one line of pixels at a time, and it will be another 5 minutes before I realize it's a giant fat bitch with the fat end of a champagne bottle shoved in her ass I and cancel the download.

My dad was scared shitless of Y2K. he bought over 8000 dollars worth of supplies, not including the guns and ammo.
i'll always remember that new years. we were in the basement watching the TV my dad with his M1911 in hand. The ball drops...and nothing happens, he gets up goes outside and screams FUCK!!! and fires all the rounds in the clip. while the rest of us are dying of laughter.
I shit you not, My parents still have a couple of cans of food from that dumb as fuck expenditure.

Private room: Fuck me
>watch losers try to get pics from whores.
>No whores had pics because you needed a fucking scanner.
>welcome.wav
>ctrl a
>ctrl v
>enter
>ctrl v
>enter
>ctrl v
>enter
>laugh as people report unplugging their speakers, or deleting the file.

Math is hard

in 1999 I was 15. I was a huge Marilyn Manson fan. I couln't leave my house without worrying about getting my ass kicked because I was the only goth kid in a small christian town. I was suicidal. I was fat. I was a total slut fucking a 19year old guy. Everyone was scared of y2k. I wasn't. I thought it was retarded.

Not sure if it was that year or one of the next two but I discovered the Bondage Faries comics and fapped like a madman whenever my girlfriend wasn't in her & her dorm mate's room

Hulk Hogan and JNCOS!

You could find hardcore CP everywhere online and nobody gave a shit.

Where now tho

The Simpsons was the best thing in the world.