Celeb Thread for fap, fags and gaylords - perverts accepted only if accompanied with a note from your parole officer

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moar moar moar

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Chick from 90's sitcom, Spin City

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yeah, doubt that is heather locklear...

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Where the nudes at?????????

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I am back. :p

It is, I got it from Somethingawful years ago.

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M-My mistress Jessica Alba l-l-loves watching the latest drama-romances o-on t-television... She s-sits o-on my crumpled u-up body on the floor, u-usually accompanied by a-a coffee and cr-cream cheese covered b-bagel... Sh-She says they are a j-joy t-to watch, r-really touch h-h-her heart, and m-move her to become a more compassionate a-and loving person... She b-b-bastes, berates and knuckle b-beats me s-saying why can't I b-b-be as m-meaningful and bold as those m-men o-on TV... She s-says i-if I w-were h-half the man they are she w-would have no pr-problem treating me l-like a-a real h-human being...

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More Sophie

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holy shit.. that's a key to a male chastity device.

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Oh yes

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I would wanna cum on her face when she sleeps like this

Margot Robbie is bae

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name?

thats not cool

No she really isnt fuck off

delete this

Mary Elizabeth winestead

I would use her so fucking hard...

Ha, gayyyyy!

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Hey Dovebro

What's a Gaylord anyway?

Hey 30 Mile user.
Almost all my webms are useless now..

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Why not?

I don't know why, she's not my type but i want to fuck her hard anyway

Sweet snatch for sure

Sh-She says I-I'm like protoplasm sl-slime s-so useless i-it h-h-hurts h-her t-to treat m-me l-like h-her comfy chair and walking m-mat... I-I have n-no d-doubt i-if a sl-slice o-of my care w-wasn't in her she w-would b-be c-completely merciless... I-I always though of myself a-as alpha m-material until g-going t-t-to the p-public p-pool and gyms... M-My 3 incher g-got laughed, scorned, snickered and run r-right o-out of th-those Alpha T-Temples s-so much I-I w-was l-lucky t-t-to escape w-with m-my l-life...

Those red lips around a cock would be so hot

because then she wont want to wake up next to you like that anymore, just massage her under the covers

Lol, nobody would want that anyway.

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Would be sweet

I know it sucks. Some of my pictures are also too big.

>showing off for her friends while all she's thinking about is Hailee's sweet pussy

right you faggot

anyone have an uncensored version of her campaign video?

And Cumming in that open mouth while she looks at you

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Dude, you have Jessica Alba. You want to be alpha too? fuck, you cant have everything

She would deafo drain it

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Do this with attractive celebs

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Her lips are so beautiful want to kiss up and down my shaft

soundcloud.com/pigeonsodomy

ScarJo is literally the only sexy bitch in here.

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Want to ram this dirty little slut so hard

Give them a good gloss

KEK

KEK

I want to fuck her face until it is symmetrical

Grab her hair and push my cock down her throat

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how do people like her? she look like sid the sloth

She needs cock

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most people have shit taste

example game of thrones, its a completely shitty series

god pls more scarlett

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would give anything to fuck

Now that's what I call a "Black Widow"....

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I wanna lick those feet for days

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why people like this ugly ass ho is beyond me

God those perfect soles..

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I want them in my face right now... fuuuck.

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Such a fine tease. Hnnggg

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I would massage them all the time.. Thanks user for sharing.

Mmm so hot

Ikr? Peypey is amazing.

She really is, would love to give her cock

Same user, same..

Slide a cock into that smiling mouth

Welcome user

Where's our Jordyn at? I need to lick her post workout feet and sweaty shit flavored asshole.

And that ass.

They look so fucking soft.

fag. She smokes Blu e cigs.

That tight ass must feel so good

I wish
>is bae
Would fucking die already.

I can imagine...

Very lickable like the rest of her

Making her moan and scream

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True that.
Mhhh...

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Especially making use of that mouth and tongue.

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Filling her mouth with cocks so she chokes

Mmmm Chloe. Been jerking off to cute Chloe for many years

Fuck her throat.

Mmm yes and make her cry

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who is that beauty?

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Such nice tits.

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Dove Cameron.

Mmm those legs

Mm those eyes watching

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Mmm little whore. Wanted to thigh fuck her since bmh2

fuck

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Would blow my load all over that face and glasses

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She would look so great covered in cum

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chatstep if you want

room name: katy
pass: Perry

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More glasses

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She needs a thick load

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True.

Hnngg..
Wanna fuck her while having her feet in my face.

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Yeah, can you not bring Snek into the new thread, faggot?

arg... nightmare fuel...

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No, it's not, but whatever helps you get there, chum.

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Why are people who are in to celebrity worship so weird

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If you saw her on the street and she wasn't famous you would never look twice.

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she's so tall

You lame fucktards wouldn't know how to post a fuckig decent fappable pic if your mommy showed you how. Fap worthy means NUDITY, idjits!! Get with the program or GTFO!

I will rp as any female celeb you like. Reply to my post with her name and your kik

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Great tits.

who?

the shooper is fucking retarded

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Oh fuck..

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I wanna squeeze those tits.

Who?

f r i d g e p o s t i n g

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God those lips are perfect aswell..

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So fucking sexy. More of her legs?

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Oh dam...

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yay!

It's time for the daily reminder!

Can't get an actual girl to hold up your name so you have to poorly shoop it on yourself? You are one pathetic loser.

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Why has no one even said amber rose

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Aaaand she made me cum
Thanks

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Bros cmon

Welcome

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2degenerate4me

You think that's a deterrent....you're wrong.

Horrible tits honestly. Look like big bags of silicone hanging off her chest.

not even remotely a deterrent

Never has been and never will be. It's just a daily reminder that you worship a cow who will have knee length tits in two years and is barely a 7/10 with 14 pounds of makeup on

Yup....don't give a fuck.

that's fine...it really is

so sorry about your poor standards

Funny that you think you're "reminder" will affect my point of view. I'd like to see who you like....cause someone is bound to think they're fuckin' garbage too.

Sorry it bothers you so much. Cause i'm cruising along easy despite what you may or may not think of me or my standards.

Hnnngg....
Now I wanna again

>your
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Legs for days.
I wanna worship her so bad..

Blah, blah, blah.

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Great legs, go for it

That's Harley Quinn you faggot.