Tom paris, reporting in

Who's got Worfs gold nuggets?

Make. Cardassia. Great. Again.

You prob can't even cyber

I would know I'm a 400lb hacker

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Make the First Federation Great Again

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Capt. Pike reporting in

Making Redheads w/huge tits great again

Do you also live in mom's basement

TNG was ALWAYS great!

I got us a ship guys!

Bitch is loaded.

Janeway here.
Making getting lost great again.
Hail Delta quadrant

No I will NOT take my top off!

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What did you just say to me?

This looks completely legit

A grafe-A publicity shot

Lieutenant Information reporting in.

o rly?

gotta download me some moarrrr tng
ive only seen the first few eps

They are on netflix

Deep Space 9 was better.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

First 2 seasons are trash

I literally just finished watching a season 7 episdoe of Voyager before entering this thread from page 1

I love me some ds9

Spoiler they make it home

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LOL!!

DS9 never grabbed my attention it was the only series i never got into, maybe watched

Well, Captain Asshole just challenged us to War Games.

Let's kick his ass.

Kick his ass....and take his wallet.

Laughed so hard I peed a little

Sure woulda loved to see Nana Visitors' tits once

This is the girl all grown up now
Her name is Marley McClean

voyager was the shit
>be kid
>watching late night tv
>voyager intro booms on tv
>wut is dis
>amazing
muh memories

Does Kirk have to slap a bitch?

Wow, I'm surprised to see this thread on Cred Forums right after my tng marathon.

>Implying she had anything on Bev Crusher

Fugly catsuit. Troy's voice was annoying as fuck.

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Naomi wildman

You can't deny you want to see those titties set free

And this is her today.

MOM?!

Who here hadn't wanked it to Bev. What a milf

Best character in DS9 hands down

I want you all to get a life!

Fuck you Wesley. No one ever. EVER fucking like you. Asswipe

10/10 image right there

I meant troi, but yes r34 on both plox

100% true

You see it's labelled with his name! That's the joke! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAMUTHAFUCKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you could use that forehead to write on

do it again, mommy!

I am NOT a merry man!

>wil-wheaton-wallpaper.jpg
>1024x768

Cool. Updating my potato with a 1024x768 wallpaper now

Will somebody please shoot the muthafucka with the peewee herman doll in his mouth?

So happy when this bitch was gone. Pic related.

You're God damn right. I need to make more Trump DS9 memes

I only get to fuck ONCE in 7 yrs, so I'm here to tell ya:

SOMETHINGS GETTING FUCKED

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Too bad she's a sex offender now and in jail.

loved kes... too bad they only live to be 8 yrs old. never get to legal fuck. neelix was a pedo.

So what part of her did she expose?

I'm thinking at this point, any part of her is indecent!

Only image I got that's somewhat related

Hard mode.

Would you fuck the Borg Queen?

>See star trek thread
>scroll
>See no 7 of 9
son i am disappoint

I would absolutely watch a "Keeping Up With the Cardassians" show.

feminism, not even once
if that's true, i as sad.
look what leftism has done to a pretty young kes.

I'd say she has aged well for being the human equivalent of 300yo

Lobster, his claws wide!

Yes I would

7 of 9 was her tv name
her original name was 6 of 9 or 6/9 as a nerdy nod to sex position 69

HAHA fuck that bitch.

>2016
>still lusting after females
Shiggy diggy

Ensign Lefler here requesting a hot date with a hot officer

Ikr. She's pretty bad... Janeway got fat and russian... Insult to the memory of Janeway

Who else thought this could have been a hell of a gang bang

What's going on in here?

Can I borrow a starship?

Only if she got Thick.

Jimmy Doohan and his missing finger, lost in WWII

time travel is possible
jeri ryan cloned herself with borg technology and traded babies at the hospital with the mcadams's still born.

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Elon Musk, reporting in...

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=0qo78R_yYFA

Building a new home for white people amongst the stars, thank fuck.

With FINE Corinthian leather?

GTFO scott. you kill star trek, just leave.

anything to make you happy son

Come on Weasly, we'll take your virginity! BOTH of us!

Just a lil partyin'

Shout out for t'pol

Welcome to planet Cameltoe!

natalie portman profile

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You enjoyed our show, admit it.

That picture is way too accurate.

Please state the nature of the

Sexual Arousal....!

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the only reason to watch enterprise

worst series known in star trek

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I liked you better when you weren't such a faggot, and had some balls, trying that stunt that got you kicked out of the academy.

So. True.

I'm so bored! Be funnier!

Fuck off

The Emissary, reporting in.

Not for one god damn minute you fucking dweebs.

FTFY

Scotty! General order 24!

I know dude. I've thought about this three way for too damn long to have it ruined. Only thing I could find.

fukkin amazing carpet

Agreed.

Am I the only one, or does Q look a little like Elon Musk.

What's her designation again?
Oh that's right: 10 of 10!

clever, but too subtle for most people here

I think you need a haircut

Oh fuck, like windows 10 !!!

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DS9 is a fickle mistress.
It's 1/3 utter garbage.
1/3 of it must have looked MUCH better on paper prior to filming.
And the last 1/3 is pure gold and probably the best Trek.

I hope this helps. It really is a great series. Just some of the episodes really really really really really make it hard to watch.
After you get through the first few seasons things tend to get much better.
Just like TNG. Although with TNG it's pre Riker beard, and post. Post being the better.

Q is god.

What's up with Adonais's octogenarian death grip on defiant?

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Ds9 nog episodes... Just skip

balok here , good luck finding one million people who want to live on mars.

Thank you. Crusher was so fucking hot.

F'n crippled Martells

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just realised John de lancie was that girls dad in breaking bad

Fucker! you beat me to it!

I'd like Seven of Nine more if she was THICK, especially in the thighs.

That's what human hands look like when they're 24 hours old. They surprisingly look like old people babies all around. Also, his name is Benjamin :)

Shaka, when the walls fell

Not that faggot but still faggot. I enjoyed some of it... I liked the idea of them not being the biggest kids on the block, but all this cock slappery with a cold war just ruined it and made it fizzle out.

File name. Read....the..... file name

Want some fuckin Tranya?

thing was a death trap. seriously seems like if they ever needed to show a fed ship going boom and it wasn't intricately tied to the plot it was one of these.

Spock, are our ways fer dee Outworlders?

the Aryan dude is checking out Will's Wheaton

Who the FUCK is number 3?

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Only a superior intellect could make it the master of the Federation's flagship

Tell me how to be a bridge commander. This game was fucking hella hard.

Testing

Tholian: I'm here to spin a web and kick some Starfleet ass, and I'm ALL OUT OF WEB!

die in a fire m8. best piece of ass ever on trek. and dat voice.

Fucking augments.
REEEEEEE!
Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!

kek'd out loud

they did have shields....

I think she'd fuck you

T'pau

youtube.com/watch?v=SwrYMWoqg5w

Oh, aside from the time she kissed Kirk, how many fucking times did Uhura ever beam down to the planet?!?
> GTFO

looks like pike

I want to say any and all Ferrengi episodes, not just Nog... But I can't help but think that the conclusion almost made that nonsense worthwhile.... Almost.

Also the wheelchair episode....
What did that bitch even have a humanoid form?
How could a humanoid evolve under those conditions?
What a waste of genetic material.

that was very shit

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First Saavik is best Saavik

Clearly you've never heard of the Oberth class.

Every single time it appeared, you knew it would experience a terrible fate.

Where's the gorgeous chick Geordi had a crush on when you need her?

what the fuck am I doing?

Dem double dubs

>6/9
looks more like 69ing through a sheet

kek

No, no shields. Just shield generators.
Do you ever recall seeing shields on those things?
No, just those big orbs that on top of the bridge section that were referred to as, "shield generators".

there as an actual episode like this, some alien took over the enterprise and turned it against this really primitive race and yes they did try firing laser at the enterprise.

He looked good on "Hell on Wheels" which I worked on for two years

Did she have a vagina in her back too?

kirstie, you can leave with scott.
cheers!

It still fucks with my head that she played a major role in the first three star trek films.
(she was in the third one still, right?)

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do the shields need to turn a different colour everytime they got hit just for u to accept they existed?

Should have taken my advice Admiral, would have saved Scotty's nephew from getting burnt to a crisp

That was the second Saavik, lesser quality Saavik, inferior grade

Just some indication that they are turned on.
Maybe a laser hitting the ship. But no signs of damage.

Something. ANYTHING to just see that they are on. Instead of just being big testicles on the head of the ship.

The Miranda-class, from a design standpoint, is fantastic.

I do not understand why the franchise chose to make it the whipping boy of the whole thing, second only to the Oberth class.

They even robbed it of its most defining feature: the rollbar + torpedo launcher combo.

From any angle, it's fucking gorgeous.

>what's up doc
>mfw all I can think of is Bugs

OMG I LOVE FUNGILI

FUCK ME DR BRAHMS

I always wanted to learn from her lovemaking expirience. Also, hot tatoos.

yeah well while we're arguing taste here i prefer shorter non-bimbo with gorgeous long locks and sexy ass voices to tits to eleven in a tight body suit. only thing jeri had on jen was she could sing. and the tits, and the tits and the tits. but other than angry socially awkward well displayed tits jen was better in every way.

hmm ill accept that but tbh there is barely any large ship combat, its mostly between fighter squadrens and tie fighters, i think there is like only 1 or 2 large space combat battles

THAT's her name! Leah Brahms! THX

i was going to play a vulcan, but the directors said i didn't have the emotional range.

Is he yours?

So what's THIS girls' name, then?

The pattern goes all the way down. In case you were wondering.

And Ezri killed the show. Worst Dax ever.

> she could sing
She has a fucking horrible voice. That tone could peel paint.

Fucking hot. Naomi is hot now too

Gates was in a porno?

Dude U know Jeri was d2f right. Almost every episode with her Janway and b'elanna together was a wet dream.

Nobody gives a shit about your hellspawn

I do believe this to be correct. As it's been ages since I've seen any of these films. "Episode 1" I think was the last time I've seen anything Star Wars related. And that was a while ago.

But do you recall ANY direct fire/collisions with a Star Destroyer? Does anyone ever try to at least hit one before flying off?

Are those shield generators ever on? And if they were, could the Millenial Falco have been able to land on one in that film?

>Best design
1. Don't change position in the positive z-axis too quicky or you'll torpedo the bridge off.
2. Are those scrathes in the paint? Yea, I don't have a deflector dish.

>What did that bitch even have a humanoid form?
a TNG episode explains that
forget the episode's name but have a synopsis
>Picard's Risa fling shows up
>her professor is dead
>has been collecting DNA from various planets
>found portions them connect into a star map
>find out Romulans and Klingons and someone else are trying to find the rest of the map
>eventually all parties realize they can't get a complete map on their own
>but can get a complete map if they share info
>get to the "X"
>find treasure is a message from a progenitor species that spread their DNA through the galaxy giving most intelligent species a humanoid appearance

Jennifer Hettrick, I believe. She shoulda been in more episodes. I loved the Archeology episode especially.

"The pattern goes all the way down"

I would like to count all the spots.

Alternative Universe Vulcan Pussy is the best pussy!

>Gates was in a porno?
It was a strange TNG episode in some kind of Anne Rice novel style.

the only contest i truly wished to win as a kid.

Yup. My first child.

ST shields absorb incoming energy and cause projectiles to impact on the shield
SW shields deflected incoming energy and projectiles
so in ST the shields cause the incoming fire to stop at the shield
in SW the shields cause the incoming fire to miss the mark but still hit the ship

> if the most iconic ship was taken out of star wars it wouldnt impact the films at all

kick-ass was right, they did change the bee!

I vaguely remember this. But not enough to actually recall anything. So we'll assume what you've said is true.

Now, when humans in the real world, go up into space for a long period of time. Our bodies go all fucky and gimp. It's almost like our human bodies need gravity in order to grow, or we just atrophy because we don't need limbs or muscles, so why have them.
Now, if you EVOLVED in an extremely low gravity environment, why would you ever develop human looking limbs?
Furthermore, if you're a floaty creature, in a low gravity floaty world, you'd need a means of moving about. "Swimming" in air is just stupid and inefficient. So evolution would not favour it. So unless she's got the power to shoot high power, high pressure air out of her ass, she's not really suited for her native environment.

Ultimately, it was one of those shitty episodes with a shitty message that could have been done without.
Mobility issues!!! Acceptance and indepndance!!!
Stupid.
Hell, I'd take the flying screech beasts from TAS over this shit any day. And they made me give up on TAS!

Season 3 was amazing

Does Riker love pussy?

Though I'll always love the Defiant, thing the Galaxy-class Enterprise D looked classy, have respect for the constitution class ships, and think the Intrepid-class ships were attractive less flappy nacells, from a pure "I'd like to own one" perspective, botg visually and in size, I really like the little Nova-class ships, especially the Rhode Island's retrofit removing the secondary deflector.

Keiko is the worst

That show has the most anti-climatic ending ever
>we made it -Ensign Kim

Congratz. Did he get Down syndrome from you or your Manbearpig wife?

>your child is fucking ugly

Oh My!

DS9 gets interesting in the last seassons, when war heats up :)

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As far as starships goes this is my favorite federation ship.

who needs emotional range when you look like that. fucking 10/10 with blonde hair

Fuckable in BOTH shows

Ensign Clickbait is now shilling for Shillary.

She was their coms officer, coms officers don't leave the ship, you know have to answer the com

Welp that escalated quickly

Mind blown

As for me, I can sure tell ya one thing: It sure AIN'T the NX-01!

Well I think he's cute :)

>Trolls don't phase me

shes asian therefore i dont care what you have bad to say about her

I'm saving this, and naming it OhthatfuckingRyker.gif

Holy shit, dude, do you just run up to people on the street yelling "Want to see a picture of my kid?!"

Glad you like it

Hot

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

The whole gaggle of FC Federation ships were shot, but only the Akira-class ships got the HD renderings less our hero ships. The Steamrunner, Norway, and Saber class ships were all cool too, in my opinion.

Nor was it the NCC-1701E either

>Trolls don't phase me
Obviously not, since your child resembles a troll

Weyoun: "FIREFLY FROM HELL!"

I would suck those ridges!

I didn't hate the NX 01 but it's not my fave - but the Akira class kicks ass.

The sizing is fucked, I've seen the shuttle and it's really not huge. Can't believe the first enterprise was a comparable size.

The Good 'ol NCC-1701 is right up there, so there's that

And I really do have a soft spot for the
ol' NCC-1701D

'not to scale' is clearly written on it

I like that they let her hair curl up, gives her a lot more volume and make her much hotter

and I'm definitely NOT a fan of Voyagers' 'Space Armor'
> What the actual fuck, over?

>I post pic of Defiant.
>You make comments about my kid.
>I respond to comments about my kid.
>You then imply I bring him up willy nilly.

coolStoryBro.png

Ay I have one of those

armadillo class starshit

did this really happen in voyager series?

Laughing my ass off at the idea of them torpedoing their own bridge.

Yup my bad. I offer you a trek cat girl in apology

Sonia Gomez

>You then imply I bring him up willy nilly.
In user's defense, you are letting your child play with a toy that is a chocking hazard

you mean make-up. she didn't have prosthetics because she was half-human.... unlike the first half-breed shown (see picture)

Yes. Future Janeway strikes another blow to the temporal prime directive and goes back in time to upgrade Voyager and take it home.
Kind of a shitty ending, really.

I'm not him. But please don't open that pandora's box. Screeching flying dinosaur things will haunt your every episode.
EVERY FUCKING EPISODE!

Micro machines! Love 'em!

I used to be a corporate cubicle drone. My supervisor let us have MIOW's, Motivational Icon of the Week (s). Basically, we could bring a toy to work, for a week. ONE toy a week. I'd bring every Star Trek Micromachine, one a week, then start all over.
God, I hated that fucking job!

It really ruined the show, I'd have to agree with you

congrats man wish you a happy existence, and wish him at least to witness the launch of first terran FTL spacecraft

At least you had something you loved to inspire you

Dubs, and Suzy Plaxon...ulk!

> just threw up a little in my mouth!

but but but belt worn, skin tight personal shields!!

Why wouldn't he be able to hold and play with it if he's under supervision?

It was better positioned for aft attacks than the Enterprise's torpedo launcher was.

SCREEEEEEECH SCREEEEECH SCREEEECH For half of every episode as some flying dickosour chases your crew.
I don't care WHAT that show had going for it. Those screech beasts were fucking offal.

I know, right? it's like hearing the actress for Jadzia dax talk irl. Killed that geek boner dead.

>Suzy Plaxon
She isn't very pretty

Yeah, exiled to the nightshift. Every time a lunch was stolen or a shit detail needed to be done......
Hey, let's get the night guy to do it! He never does anything!

remember it's the future women get equal rights and lefts

the novelizations where pretty good though

>offal

Here she is boys...... the thinking mans' TOS boner girl!

Trips don't lie. The positioning of the launcher under the disc loses 90 degree of range of fire in the Z axis

Holy shit dude, do you go around flaming anons this hard everyday? Stop acting so 12.

My uncle left a shittonne of Trek books with my mother. We still got a few boxes full of 'em.

Never read a single one.

This right here were the greatest moments in star trek, the famous Riker Maneuver

youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs

Who the fuck played Mia Colt?

What a fap fantasy.

Wait, were there personal shields in the animated series? I always thought Cryptic just pulled them out of their ass when they made the MMO.

It's the proper term.
Awful implies "full of awe".
Offal means, shit.

People be using the wrong word for decades. I chose not to. Cry more, doc. Your subroutines must be fucked up again after you downloaded the ship's porn collection thinking it'd make you a master of photonic love.

Only takes a second to stick that little fucker in his mouth and swallow.
Statistically, most child choking deaths happen under close adult supervision
Most likely because their retarded parents think
>Why wouldn't he be able to hold and play with it if he's under supervision?

rospa.com/home-safety/advice/child-safety/accidents-to-children/

I only made the comment you replied to. And anyway, you posted a picture of a toy Defiant in your kid's hand. You could have made your point with a picture of an actual Defiant (as actual as a fictional ship can be) but you insisted on bringing your kid into it. And when somebody asked about his hands you felt the need to tell us his name and age, then you proceeded to post another picture of him.

So yeah, I do feel you bring up your kid with little to no provocation

Much better in TOS than TNG

Riker = Pimp daddy of the Alfa quadrant!

they also had it on TNG, when they were stuck in some temporal phase. they put the shields like 0.001 away from their skin to let them move and touch things on the ship

I was under the impression offal referred to waste entrails in animal by product. I'm going to have to google your alternate definition now

bend over boy i'm gonna fil your little asshole with so many nanites you're gonna be puking them out

Kirk! We've got to get the enterprise up to 88mph or we can't get back to 1955!

Leave this thread all of you

go home grandpa

thanks for the member berries!

youtube.com/watch?v=3jx7SF65wbs

Huh, you are right...
But it's also listed as "garbage, or refuse". So it still applies.

Spock, don't forget your cassette tape player this time

Ensign Sonya Gomez. You thought that was recondite? Q Who is a classic.

Doubt he'd be able to swallow it, maybe stick it in his mouth but that's a pretty decent size and he's designed to suck on the tits at that age

Yup I agree with your use, the guy who posted the Doctor gif was in error. I'd offer you a cat girl but that's how this got started

Nope, they would use it to walk around in open space, too. Cartoon Trek could and can do so much more then RL actor trek, but alas will never happen again.

Louis C.K. his audience pissing themselves

Wait wait wait...
Designed to suck on the tits? At that age?
Friend, we're all designed to suck on the tits. Age doesn't matter.

No need to be such an uppity cunt user calm down

damn it
I can't see Spock now w/o picturing him wearing that Spock helmet

I see what you did there

Where?

Getting close to the image limit, just wanted you gents and femanons (yes, I know you're out there!) to know that many of these jpegs have been brought to you by.........

> Say the name!

> Long Live Jambi!

SCREEEEECH SCREEEEEECH SCREEEECH.

The sad part, the first few episodes had so much potential.

Then nothing but. SCREEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH.

You know, if it can fit into a toilet paper tube, they can choke on it, right?

My dick can fit into a toilet paper tube.....

Am I on a list now?

Nicholas Locarno reporting in.

Not sure if that'll fit into a toliet paper roll, none of my models do though his seemed to be on the smaller side so you could be right

Jesus H. Picard, you have an issue with that sound.

Show me on the Troi Doll where it touched you

that reminds me when i went to star trek convention.
wife couldn't go cuz baby was coming.
when i return, baby had already cum and was sucking my wife's tits
problem is, "baby" was her black bf
"beam me up, scotty!"

I think, for this week, my favorite ship is......

TOS NCC-1701! Yay!

SAME DAMN CHARACTER!!! seriously, did they just not like the Name or something?

cursing islam:
mecca lick a hi, lick a hiney hoe

After about ten minutes of feeling up the doll, I'd point to the ears and eyes.
Because I can't get rid of the tinnitus it caused. And I can't unsee those stupid flying screech beasts that kept coming back episode after episode.

TAS had so much potential! FUCKING WASTED SCREEEEEEE!

Botany Bay? Botany Bay!?!

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For those who can appreciate it

> Compliments of Dan G.

ohhhhhh nooooo

I guess I'll make the last pic Tasha Yar

my theory is paris was avoiding jail and changed his name - until he got caught later

Why are so many trekies like this, we treat jokes like they are serious
Honestly we could troll each other like this for hours ,and nothing would ever come from it because neither of us really care one way or another

I just knew someone would jump to that conclusion! No, the one in front of it, Einstein!

An image found on google?