Ask a Jimmy Johns employee anything

Ask a Jimmy Johns employee anything

how do you cope with the fact that you will never amount to anything in life

Is there a certain time limit from preparation to delivery? Will you get fired if you don't deliver fast enough?

You ever fuck a sandwich?

do you do bike delivery?

Pretty good

We try to have orders put before 5 minutes. If orders are repeatedly late then the driver gets talked to

No just a Mcchicken

Only certain stores do bike delivery

Why does your bread taste like stale cardboard?

Why only mayonnaise faggot, shit tier condiment

I dunno. I eat the wheat bread not the regular bread

Nigger we have other condiments

Why is the #9 double mayo double onion the best sandwich you have?

I've had the wheat too....sucks all the same. So what's the deal?

hi OP i am also a fellow jimmy johns employee. they sent me to champaign and i was the 1st assistant for a while but that shit was gay as fuck so i stepped down now im just PIC/inshop.

my question is do you hate your job as much as i do?

WHY DOES JIMMY ONLY OFFER PROVOLONE CHEESE?
WHAT IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM NOT EVERYONE LIKES PROVOLONE
JIMMY JOHN IS A FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT

ever had someone naked open the door on a delivery?

Did you know your house is on fire?

Asking the real question

Because we have to be freaky fast dick fart. That's our thing. If we have a bunch of other cheeses then it fucks everything up and makes the sandwiches take longer. Fuck you you're not that special or important. Gargle my nads.

Were you at the last convention in Vegas? Probably.not because you're a d-bag and didn't deserve it.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR CHEESE AND FUCK JIMMY

nigger cant even solve the cheese matrix

What is your relationship with Brock Lesnar?

homosexual

Do you really have to sign no disclosure agreements? That seem crazy for a sandwich shop.

Show us your gf. Dying to see what a man of your economic stature gets to bone

do you get to keep the sandwich if the customer refuses the sub?

Why is your roast beef ass?

As an employee what's your favorite sandwich? My personal favorite is the number 12, x mayo hold the tomatoes add sprouts.