I found a slightly busted cellphone by the side of the road. It has service. What should I do with it?

I found a slightly busted cellphone by the side of the road. It has service. What should I do with it?
Dubs decides. It is missing a microphone though...

put it in your ass

Put it on full volume, play the nokia ringtone and shove it up your ass

what the fuck else

Phone in pooper.

WINNAR

Find out who the owner is and return it.

Thats a burner. Call contacts and scare some people.

delivrar OP

it looks like its from 2001, leave it there.

can you please ruin this faggots life? hes passin aids around hardcore. 17657448248, his names Ramon, fuck this dudes life up.

Call this number and ask for battletoads?
trollololol the fuck outta him.

Put a ringtone from a movie Yelling hes got a guuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn, then some blackops shooting while dialing from your other phone, also some allah akbar yelling.
that would be fun do it in a crowded place.
people freak the fuck out trust me.

Call the last number and say that the job is done and younkilled them

bump

OP here, gonna deliver in a few minutes.

OP here, phone in pooper.

BUMP

HOLY SHIT, OP DELIVERED!!

Topkek m8, you're not a fag for today.

Why is your ass so shaved?

It was fun. I enjoy buttstuff.

POSTING IN EPIC BREAD

I'm a guy and I don't grow hair there...

Okay seriously how? Not even blond hairs?

Well, then I didn't say nothing.

bumperino

Nope. around my sack though, I have hair.

Oh... Then moar pics pls
Dildos n stuff