Let's start a would you rather thread

Let's start a would you rather thread.
I'll start.
Would you rather know when you die or how you die?
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How

Would you rather stick out your eye or cut off your most usefull hand

Eye

I'd rather know how, then I would kill myself on the spot just to fuck with causality.

when i die, so i can rob a bank the day before

I was sort of thinking the same thing. I wouldn't want to know when because I'd be a wreck until then. But what if they told you "you're gonna die on a roller coaster" and you avoid them forever

Would you rather have a splintered toothpick shoved into your dickhole or under a fingernail?

>inb4 qt3.14 girl from class talks to you
>inb4 she seems to have a crush on you
>inb4 she invites you to an amusement park
>inb4 you reluctantly go because you don't want to miss your chance with her
>inb4 "Come on, user, ride the rollercoaster with me!"
>inb4 you can't say no to her beautiful face and voice
>inb4 qt3.14 causes your death

the logical conclusion is to just stay inside your house all day and masturbate to VR porn

Too hard to answer. FUCK.

I'm trying to go to bed Cred Forums now I gotta stay up and think about stupid shit like this

Drink piss or drink tard drool?

When - I can plan for the future that way and max my insurance so my descendants will revere me

Lose an eye. Hands are more useful.
Fingernail. I do that at home. Doesn't feel terrible.

But if that is how you die, then eventually it will happen regardless. So like the other user said, they kill them selves and prove it wrong. It's a paradox.

Stick out my eye. if i cant put it back in, i get a sweet eyepatch!

What if it was a surprising time to die though, like 32 or something. That's obviously not of natural causes.

Then by that logic, it'll happen regardless. This means you'll probably fail all your suicide attempts.

It's not a paradox.

Say it was a prediction that I would die by shark attack. I could avoid this by simply not ever going near the ocean or otherwise locations where there may be sharks, thus effectively changing the flow of events.

This doesn't create a paradox because the future does not exist yet. Events in the future have not occurred and thus can be avoided through prediction and action.

FUCK

Not if you're kidnapped and thrown into a shark tank, nigger

>lets kidnap this guy for no reason and throw him into a shark tank

Won't matter I can still make better use of whatever time I have left. Donate a shit ton of sperm. Have as much unprotected sex or rape sex as I can. Go to Eastern Europe for some lolis. Scuba dive. Whatever.

life works in mysterious ways user

Or you're killed by a Tiger named shark.

The universe doesn't rearrange itself for specific people.

The future is not set in stone because the stone doesn't even exist yet.

as i said, life works in mysterious ways

How... Because if I know how I'm going die I can plan on taking my life later if for some reason I'm in a terrible situation like torture. I would rather have self mercy.
Dickhole because I don't have one
Piss if it's my own... someone else's liquids don't seem appealing unless I'm like in love with them and even still idk..
Eye unfortunately.. I like both but my hands are so useful

Life doesn't work, it occurs.

tits or gtfo

Woud you rather snort a half pound of crushed up glass OR use a nailgun to pierce all 10 toes to the ground?

have faith, user

if life wants you to be kidnapped and thrown into a shark tank, it will make it happen

Tits slut

Who said you had to go to an ocean....maybe you accomlany a good chick you liked forever on a "date to an aquarium you didnt knkw had sharks. Boom. a lone wold jihadist shows up and sprays n praye missing every shot but nailing the tank. Tank empties completely and the sharks die from air drowning. You leave thinking all is well but suddenly your heart twinges and pain all over your body. You collapse. The blackness takes you. Youre dead, heart attack, you misheard what they said cuz of your early onset tinnitus, lifes a bitch man,rip in peace

lol I love you guys too

Id rather know when i died.

If it was definitive i was going to die old id be more inclined to take risks in life.

>>gets shot in act of robbing bank
>>dies day after from bloodloss

now someone's getting it

Okden

>>Takes risk
>> soon ends up in Coma
>> dies on specified time while in coma

Neither.

In both cases, you can cause a paradox where knowing how you're going to die actually causes your death.

>You're going to die at age 40
>oh shit nigga better enjoy life while I still can!
>go parachuting
>parachute fails, you fall and break your spine, causing you to be stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.
>the day of your 40th birthday some faggot on an SUV jumps a red while you're crossing and you can't get out of the way fast enough because you're on a damn wheelchair.
>You're going to drown
>avoid water at all costs
>have to go from LA to Anchorage
>no plane because that goes over the ocean
>take your car instead
>tyre blows out and you crash, eventually end up in a lake
>door was jammed shut in crash
>drown


Time paradoxes are a bitch.

I would actually watch a TV show where people who know how they will die, die while attempting to avoid their death, in the same way prophesized

Wooooooah, where the hell are you from?

>Jumps a red
>Tyre

Not from America I see... It's running a red light and tire.

[INT. OFFICE - DAY]

PAUL
ooo what is magic lamp

PAUL rubs lamp

PAUL
oh look is genie

JEANIE
hey paulio
u die this friday
lol bye

PAUL BLART MALL COP
oh boy better kms now


that is part 1 what do you guys think

Well, I'm Italian actually.

And here it's "burning" a red.