ITT: Best pickup lines you've ever came across

ITT: Best pickup lines you've ever came across

Pick unrelated... cause they're rocks with teeth...

i like you will you be my friend but in a retarded voice

why did i expect Cred Forums to know any pickup lines

You like dinosaurs, I like dinosaurs, lets go to a date.

Or if you like goth girls better.

You like dragons, I like dragons, lets go out together.

You know how it feels when you gotta pee really bad?

Will you come feel this and see if I gotta go?

do you like dragons? well if you date me, you'll realize my life is shit and ill be dragon you down with me

baby

I lost my number can I get yours.
Damn girl you bad as fuck.

Girl did you fall from heaven? Because that face of yours is a mess.

Nice legs what time do they open? or Are you a library book because I'm checking you out.

At a party or whatever.

Hey you better cool it I heard they're gonna throw you out of here.

"Why?"

Because, you're making all these other girls look bad.

Boom you're in.don't fuck it up

Does this smell like chloroform?

>be me
>sitting on subway
>listening to music with earbuds
>cute grill also on subway
>cute grill: Hey, what are you listening to?
>me: The voice of an angle, baby.

This never happened.
I was in a thread on Cred Forums, and I typed that as what I would say even though I probably wouldn't have said it.

This could work, if she's not trashed

pick line here
if your mc donalds... im lovin ot

Girl you better cite your sources, cause god only knows where you got that figure.

Are you sitting on an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing.

Stop struggling! It'll all be over soon.

Pickup lines don't work. Being funny naturally does.

Pickup lines don't work. Being funny naturally does. But here's one anyway.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I would share
My tendies with you

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

>if I told you your body is fine, would you hold it against me?

We're havaing sex tonight.
Why?
Because I'm stronger than you.

>be me
>be 18
>move away for college
>get texan roomie
>texan always uses the pickup line "Wanna sit on my face."
>about half the time it would work
>girl giggles
>girl calls him dirty
>girl starts talking with him
>girl goes home with him
one night it doesn't quite work as expected
>Wanna sit on my face?
>Sure
>roomie freaks the fuck out and runs away

Hey, I think you're really pretty and wanted to come chat with you.
So do you liek mudkips?

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
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