Why don't you have a gf Cred Forums?

Why don't you have a gf Cred Forums?

I do

Because women are a bigger pain in the fucking arse than being the only bottom at a gay orgy.

Me too

girls have cooties

I do.

Because I have a wife.

because i use my wizard powers to create an aura that repels women

What for?

Relationships tend to be unfairly skewed to favor the female.Risk versus reward, more actual risk then reward .
Maybe if relationship became more of an equal partnership, more men would be down to get into them

I keep telling you dude - those aren't powers, it's a fucking neckbeard.

Because I've missed out on every chance even when its spelled out the answer in big bold letters for me, I like being a loser, you never really face disappointment if no ones there to give it

i dont leave the house

OP, you aren't going to convince men that deiced to opt out of relationships that having one is a good thing.

i don't have a beard
it's definitely the wizard powers

Had one for the last 12 months and ended it because she and most women from my experience are desperate for emotional attention and i just can't handle that.

idk tbqh fam

Ugh. I swear to god - every fucking weekend. IT'S NOT THE FUCKING POWERS, RADAGHAST! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!

I have to agree with you on that, most women seem to be emotionally broken in this day and age .
What the fuck is up with that?

I'm enough of a trainwreck as it is.
I don't need to rope someone else in to this shit-show.

Cuz i have a resting bitch face, also very shy and insecure af

I seriously don't get what they can't respect about being emotionally unavailable.

My theory is that men are brought up to have hobbies and if we have to be single and spend out life alone it isn't the end of the world for us, we can live a fun life anf still have sex even if we have to pay for it. Where as women are bred and i think hormones drive them to start a family, so especially at my age (28) nearing 30 women become insane when they think they have met a guy to have a fasmily with, they feel like they need to hold on to you and they need you to want them and love them and it just looks totally insane.

I like escorts too much.

no time ma'nigga, gotta work from moonday to friday out of home.

Women are brought up to be sociable - their entire existence is built around promoting group mentally and groupthink...This is why many of the SJW movement are women. Men, however are raised to be largely independent - while we value friendship, being alone suits us just as well.

Because i love to play with the feelings of young and insecure girls just to have sex with them and then dump them like garbage. I feel like if i get a gf she'll do the same to me and i dont want to. I know, im a piece of shit

You've never lived till you've felt pain like that.

The best part when you do something like that, is the celebratory cigar and 20 year old scotch after.

Who said I doesn't, heck I might even have two in a few weeks

Not if you keep saying 'heck' you won't

I don't, it's not even my first language, so I don't have to worry about it

A tried for a little while but the reality is that good ones are all taken, and its also too much work for what you get.

I wish i was hot soo i could get no-strings-attached sex tho.

I spend all my time at home making dank memes and women don't appreciate it.